verse 22, God bestows 2
"Boom", Chen Chao was directly bombarded by Jehovah with an ice sword into the sea 20 meters away.
"Bao, babe, the sea water is so salty." Chen Chao climbed up from the water.
"I said GOD, are you shameless? Such a big man is still playing a sudden attack." Chen Chao was angry.
All the gods turned their backs and couldn't bear to watch Chen Chao being abused. After offending God, what consequences can you think of?
So, Chen Chao was bombarded into the sea by Jehovah's ice sword and then knocked back to the coast by the waves. Chen Chao regarded it as a table tennis ball. At first, Chen Chao barely pushed it against the Nirvana Heart Sutra, but he couldn't even breathe, and looked at God with black eyes, without begging, and without despair.
"How many times have it been?" Old Mu poked the Buddha Huanxi next to him with embarrassment. This guy seemed to have entered a state of meditation.
"It seems that there have been 200 times. This Ling'er is really stubborn and still doesn't admit her mistake." Guanyin couldn't help but say.
"It's almost done." Huanxi Buddha seemed to have woken up.
I saw the Buddha light flashing on Chen Chao's body, and his skin began to fall off like a snake.
"The first level of body training is 'copper skin and iron bones'" Chen Chao suddenly roared out.
Then the man began to run wildly, avoiding the Ice Sword of Lord's ice. He rushed and bit the thigh directly.
"Oh," the Lord cried out in pain.
"You boy is a dog. You won't let go. When I get my best, your teeth will fall off." The Lord said to Chen Chao who was biting tightly.
The other three great gods immediately turned around and after holding it in for a minute, they kept laughing wildly. The Buddha of Happiness rolled directly on the beach and even whispered to each other.
The Lord looked helpless, "Be careless in making friends."
"Brother Chen, don't you let go. I've been in seclusion for several months and haven't taken a shower yet." The Lord waited for a few minutes but didn't see Chen Chao let go.
"I've really made a contribution"
"Wait, Lao Ye, it seems that this kid's mouth can't move." Lao Mu first discovered something wrong with Chen Chao. He saw Chen Chao want to let go with pain, but he couldn't move his mouth no matter how hard he said.
"It's not what you orientals say is going to be possessed by the devil." The Lord said to Guanyin, who was still paying attention to his image.
"I'll help you see." Guanyin suppressed her laughter and walked over. She realized that Chen Chao's teeth were stuck on the Jehovah's thigh. There was no way, so she could only drip two drops of dew from the bottle and "rescue" Chen Chao.
As soon as Chen Chao came out, he vomited violently at the beach. And Jehovah looked at the two dark holes in his thighs and almost cried out.
"You Y is not a human," the two yelled at the same time.
"I'm going to the hospital, but this guy didn't take a shower for several months. I've never seen someone so unhygienic." After Chen Chao vomited, he said to Guanyin with an innocent look on his face.
"I will go, too, I will go get the rabies vaccine," said the Lord.
"I'll say two living treasures, it's almost the same." Huanxi Buddha walked over and said, and he was happy when he saw the wound of the Lord.
"I said to God, the Lord, I didn't expect that you would kill birds every day, but today you were pecked by birds. This is the result of cause and effect." Huanxi Buddha teased.
"You are the bird. I said, "Boss, I didn't take you to see your disciples being bullied like this, and they were still pretending to be dead." This time it was not Jehovah who spoke first, but Chen Chao spoke first.
"He is just a bastard. Haven't you seen his true face clearly from the Chinese mythological stories?" Jehovah immediately agreed. He completely forgot who was bullying him just now.
Huanxi Buddha could only run to Chen Chao with apologies and asked about his warmth. Guanyin and Lao Mu also walked over.
"Tsk tsk, you are really lucky. Not only did you not get a plug by Jehovah, you also broke through the first level of physical training. The breakthrough of the ninth level of physical training is hard to come by and is much more difficult than the breakthrough of your mental techniques and martial arts. Therefore, you should thank us for not interfering." said the Buddha Huanxi.
"This guy is really tenacious, he has a bit of the style I used to be," Lao Mu also praised.
"You think I, Jehovah, is the Lord of the Unscrupulous work. If this is true, it will be my turn in the Lord of the Gods in the West." Jehovah also came to see Chen Chao, whose clothes turned into "Cialised Brother's outfit". His hundreds of attacks just now were when Jesus knelt down and begged for mercy 150 times. It can be seen how tenacious Chen Chao's perseverance was. The key was to use the thunder strike after the breakthrough to completely conquer Jehovah's heart. "If you want to become God, you must be Lord of God. Without this, get out as soon as possible."
"Come on, Ling'er comes to my place, I'll show you something." Guanyin shouted.
Chen Chao calmed down and ran to Guanyin happily, holding Guanyin.
"Your child is so old, and he is still like he was when he was a child," Guanyin just said.
"There is no way, holding you feels safe, it's like returning to my mother's arms. Sister Guanyin, you have something to show me, and you won't take me into a illusion like that Bajie, and then educate me in thought." Chen Chao said in a low voice.
When Guanyin heard this, her heart felt warm and the glory of her mother's nature suddenly flooded like a tide.
"Boy, I am Huanxi Buddha now. If you want to hang out with me, you still have a dessert. I really don't know how you respect Guanyin and Lao Mu, and treat me and Lao Ye like you meet an enemy." Huanxi Buddha said angrily after hearing this.
"You can hear me so low, but you pretended to be my boss just now," Chen Chao said.
"Uh." Huanxi Buddha was directly injured internally and pretended to be stupid and ran to the Lord to talk about where to go to see the beauty tonight.
Guanyin ignored the quarrel between the two and took out a book called Guanyin Yuan.
"I'll give this to you. You have to keep it in mind. Now you can't feel its existence. After the first Nirvana, you will know its benefits. Just practice for half an hour every day." Guanyin said.
"Disciples will definitely remember what they said in mind." Chen Chao said.
"Since everyone is so generous, I have prepared something for you. You see, you need to have a mental method, a martial art, a martial art, a training method, and a training method. I am a businessman and I like to collect some good things in daily life. This set of war god equipment will be given to you. This is the equipment for fighting against Buddha and fighting against the lawless. It is enough for you to deal with everything you have in the gambling fortune star." Lao Mu also said generously.
"I just said why Brother Monkey was so brave when he fought Wutian. It turned out that he borrowed a set of equipment from you. Let me first appraise Huanxi Buddha." Huanxi Buddha ran over with his eyes lit up.
Holding this set of equipment, I hid aside and began to appreciate it carefully. After a long time, I said
"Things are good things, but they can't wear them without reaching the level of a Arhat. Only the pervert, Monkey Brother, can play a role if he sees them. Even if he sees them, he can only shake his head and cannot afford to hurt him."
He turned his head and said to Chen Chao: "I have a set of Arhat Costume here, you can wear it now. If you put it on, it will be the ability of an intermediate cultivator to resist strikes. Why don't we change it."
Chen Chao snatched it directly and shook his middle finger at Huanxi Buddha: "NOWAY".
The Buddha of Joy looked at GOD with a look of asking for explanation.
The Lord directly hugged the shoulders of the Buddha Joy: "Brother, go, this set of equipment is not our share. You see, after the war is over, we will honestly return it to Lao Mu, this iron rooster, and we will not have to think about it."
So the two of them walked on the beach with their shoulders.
"Let's ignore these two madmen. Although this set of War God suit weighs 3,000 kilograms, it is only less than three kilograms for his master, because all the immortal weapons recognize the master. The Dou Zhan Buddha knew this at the beginning, and finally returned it to me, because no one wants to wear a set of three thousand kilograms of equipment to take a walk." Lao Mu said.
"No wonder Ling'er is watching like a ok. I was worried that his hand would be broken just now." Guanyin patted her chest and said.
"The former owner of this set of God of War equipment told me to take it to find the owner he likes. Only in this way can he sit in a state of regret. I have been searching for hundreds of years but haven't found it today, but I found out that it was this kid." Lao Mu said.
"It seems that there is God's will in the dark." Guanyin also said.
"Don't look at Chen Chao first, let's recognize your relatives first. Only with your blood sacrifice can the God of War costume truly become a part of your body and fight for you." Lao Mu said anxiously, because he also wanted to see the true appearance of the God of War costume. It can be said that what everyone sees now is its disguise, its appearance is not good, and its energy is restrained. Of course, all immortal weapons are like this. They all have their own consciousness.
Chen Chao woke up and quickly bit his tail finger and dripped two drops of blood.
The God of War outfit directly turned into a ray of light and entered Chen Chao's body. Chen Chao's bad clothes and pants were instantly replaced with a brand new casual outfit, with a faint purple aura on it.
"I didn't expect that it was still a ninth-grade immortal weapon in purple gold. Even I began to envy you boy's luck." Guanyin said. As a god clan in the east, she certainly knew the effect of an immortal weapon on cultivators.
"However, the immortal said that its strength grew up with its master. It can be said that now it is not an immortal weapon, but just a primary and first-grade cultivation battle robe." Lao Mu was excited with the purple light, but later he saw that the purple light dimmed, and his heart calmed down.
"Everything depends on himself. We have not experienced eighty-one difficulties. The Buddha will not let us become Buddhas." Huanxi Buddha suddenly squeezed over and scared the two immortals who were still thinking.
Chen Chao couldn't know these conversations at all. Apart from the fact that these immortals were deliberately telling him, he was still intoxicated by the strange feeling of the God of War outfit entering his body. After a while, he fantasized about it as casual outfits, training outfits, ball uniforms, and suits.
"It seems that I will save money on clothes in the future. It's such a magical thing." Chen Chao thought.
Chapter completed!