Chapter 21, God's Gift
"Come on, do it." After returning to the hotel, Mr. Xu took Chen Chao and Zeng Wei to drink. He probably suffered a serious internal injury today. Just now, Mr. Xu received a text message in the car, "Husband, we're over - Li Xiaoyue." He kept lowering his scalp and silently calming down his mood.
Three major shames for men: cuckolding, wearing small shoes, and being bitten by dogs. Today, Xu Laoer has experienced all of them, and the most important thing is that there is no place to seek justice.
So, the three men did not go to the beach to see the beauty, and drank a cup of beer in the restaurant. Soon, the scene of the article began. Mr. Xu wanted to fill the beer alone, while Chen Chao and Zeng Wei sucked it in one mouthful, and sweated coldly while pursing.
"Achao, have we done something wrong?" Zeng Wei said unbearably.
"What do you know? Little Virgin, I tell you, this is called short pain rather than long pain, short pain is worse than marriage." Chen Chao was siping wine while staring at beautiful women everywhere in the restaurant.
"I'm not a hooligan and pretend to be a pervert." Zeng Wei despised him.
"Tsk, what do you know, you will know reading books. You are a nerd. The heat is almost done. Help him back to rest. You have to catch a plane tonight." Chen Chao withdrew his eyes and looked at Mr. Xu who was foaming on the table.
"You said he would be fine? He is foaming now." Zeng Wei saw a strange phenomenon when he went to help.
"It's not that I've had fake wine. Now it's so big. You call the hospital first. I'll find their hotel manager." Chen Chao said and ran to the service desk.
"A person who is unlucky can drink fake wine even if he drinks." Chen Chao always said this later.
Of course, I am so busy now. First, I negotiated with the hotel, and then the hospital came, and took out fake wine for testing. Mr. Xu also sent him to the hospital to start an emergency water supply project. Anyway, I don’t know how much water was poured. It is estimated that the ratio of water and wine reached 2:1, Mr. Xu started the drainage project again. After the drainage project, Mr. Xu only had the air that was emitted and no air inlet. At this time, the hotel also came. Several leaders came to apologize to Mr. Xu, and took over Mr. Xu’s hospitalization fee and air tickets. He compensated 10,000 yuan alone, which was considered to be the end. Zeng Wei put his book knowledge to the limit in this civil mediation. Later, Lu Fang also came, and the proportion of lawyers rarely became 2:1. So the dispute turned into a unilateral blackmail conference. Chen Chao even pulled Mr. Wang out of the bridal chamber. So the hotel owner directly expressed his willingness to accept any reasonable requests from Mr. Xu.
"There are still acquaintances these days. If only three of us outsiders from Shenzhen Stock Exchange, Mr. Xu would have to suffer a loss. He would probably not even see the compensation or something." Chen Chao thought to himself.
At this time, Mr. Xu was still asleep. He woke up once during the stomach washing before, and then fell asleep in a daze.
So the whole group went back to various places again. Only Zeng Wei was guarding, and Chen Chao followed the hotel owner back to get the money. Chen Chao thought to himself: It seems that only the plane will go back tomorrow. By the way, I will change the plane ticket later. It's really troublesome.
After finishing everything, the time was fixed until 11 o'clock in the evening, but Chen Chao had no intention of going to bed at all. Mr. Xu was alone in the hospital and would basically be discharged tomorrow, so Zeng Wei was also called back to the hotel to sleep by Chen Chao.
Chen Chao strolled on the beach alone, blowing the sea breeze against the moonlight, and he didn't know how comfortable he felt.
There were three men and one woman chatting in the pavilion in front, and it seemed quite happy. Chen Chao also walked towards the pavilion without any sense. It was not until he arrived at the pavilion that he was shocked. It was only after a long time that the classic line popped up: Wife, come out and see God. No, it was looking at Allah, nor was it looking at Buddha, it seemed or was wrong, it was looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Chen Chao's head was in chaos.
"Ling'er, come here quickly. I haven't seen you for 20 days. You look really a handsome talent. You must have won the favor of many women." Guanyin Bodhisattva said, calling Chen Chao's nickname.
Why does Chen Chao have Guanyin Yuan? The story is like this.
One day, Guanyin brought two disciples Zhaocai and Jinbao to play at Samantabhadra in Emei. When she came back, she happened to run into a plane. As a result, the three immortals were sprayed with exhaust gas and didn't take a few of them. So she went to the thunder pool on the back mountain of Ziyun Temple in Yunshan to take a shower. At that time, Chen Chao and his mother were just leaving. Chen Chao cried and looked for it. He inexplicably arrived at the thunder pool and saw a naked beauty taking a bath. At that time, Chen Chao called her mother (sented by some bad women in the village). He didn't know anything and threw herself into the beauty's arms.
Guanyin was blushing, just kidding, for the first time she was seen naked by others when she was so old. However, she felt relieved when she saw that she was a child.
"Mom. I want to eat breasts." Xiao Chen Chao pointed to the Bodhisattva's breast and said.
Guanyin looked dark and dark at the time. Fortunately, the bottle in her hand never got out of it. So she dripped a little dew for Xiao Chen Chao to drink. Unexpectedly, Chen Chao became addicted to drink it. As a result, she was drunk and unconscious, and when she woke up, she was already in her bed.
Since then, Guanyinyuan has taken root in Chen Chao's body. As for whether it can blossom and bear fruit, it depends on Chen Chao's fortune. Ling'er was the nickname that Guanyin gave when she coaxed Chen Chao to sleep at that time. It seems that it is also used for Guanyin and refused to pirated versions.
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"Ling'er has seen four immortals," Chen Chao gave a salute first, and then walked to Guanyin.
"He is too weak. He is completely sent to death when he goes to that planet. He probably doesn't even die. He is talking about saving people so vain and hustle and bustle." The Lord said directly.
"This boy is indeed still a long way from achieving great things. Huanxi Buddha, are you lazy? You just found someone to fool the three of us?"
Lao Mu also said.
"Ling'er, I've grown up, and I will definitely be able to take on this responsibility," said Guanyin Master.
"That's right, you oriental people don't understand what their physique looks like. You are still slandering me here. You're not kind." Huanxi Buddha said with an innocent look on his face.
"Whether it is possible to do it depends on whether it can withstand the half of my Jehovah's finger." After the Lord said that, an ice sword hit Chen Chao directly. Fortunately, Chen Chao has always been more careful. Seeing something wrong, he quickly started the Nirvana Heart Sutra and completely controlled the space around him. He solved all the boring temptations on him in one night and other ways.
Chapter completed!