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Chapter 85 Actually, I'm a Superman(1/2)

“No need for this…”

The host's forehead was sweating coldly and his face was filled with a smirk, "If that were the case..."

If that were the case, then all those people just now would be over!!!

It’s not that I’m dying from the community, but I’m going to go to prison!!!!

Don't want that kind of thing!

"Don't panic!"

Everyone turned around and saw the director standing up just now.

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and then calmly analyzed, "You must know that besides aliens, the more serious thing is that the asteroid hits the earth! So even if you really hand him over and let the aliens capture it, it is useless! The earth will still be destroyed! Don't panic!"

Yes, so this is also the reason why Lu Li didn't react after he appeared.

It’s not that they have good character and strong human nature and high awareness, but that even if they are raped, they are useless to hand over Lu Li to pray for aliens to really keep their word.

When the asteroid falls, everyone will still be finished.

So what is the difference between engaging in or not?

All are indifferent things.

"really......"

The host breathed a sigh of relief.

He was a little confused just now, but now he recovered and realized it.

So, following the instructions in the headset, he asked the question, "Mr. Lu, do you really know magic? Or Taoist magic or something?"

"I don't know how to do Taoism, but I learned a little bit of the skills to drive talismans, and I actually know martial arts."

Lu Li flicked casually, and the air directly hit the ground made a burst of sound.

"To be honest, would you be surprised if you saw this ability?"

He snapped his fingers, and then a tuft of flame appeared on his fingers.

This is created by him using the "Dream World".

In fact, the moment he stepped into the building, he opened the dream world.

Just in case.

However, in the "radar", there was no sense of extraordinary people besides himself and Xing Tian.

"I'm not surprised."

The host's voice interrupted Lu Li's thoughts.

Lu Li raised his head and saw that neither the host nor the other guests had any changes in expressions.

"Mr. Lu, if you put your ability in ancient times, it would be surprising. But now..."

Maybe in the past show, the host would cooperate with the exaggerated expression of surprise on his face, but now he just shrugged, "Things that cannot exceed their cognition cannot surprise people.

"It's like there is a cartoon about the difference between magic and magic."

The so-called magic is actually not the magic trick that can be used to make magic, but the operation that humans can rely on technology.

Magic is something that humans cannot achieve now relying on technology and tools.

Lu Li is really good at playing with it.

But there is nothing surprising or scary about being able to wet the bed at night.

"What about this?"

Lu Li started spraying water again.

"Mr. Lu, this is indeed suitable for performing magic. If the world is not destroyed, you will be a good magician, the kind that won't be missed."

But unfortunately, the world is about to be destroyed now.

What's the use of playing with fire and spitting water?

Help everyone?

"What about martial arts?"

Lu Li took out a piece of steel ingot, folded his hands and took it into steel sheets, "Isn't this possible?"

The host asked: "Then can you be invulnerable to swords and guns? Where is the bullet?"

"This is not possible yet." Lu Li answered honestly.

In fact, as long as he can break through his three views, he will not be afraid of bullets in the dream world, even nuclear bombs!

The host whined and began to test according to the command in his headset, "What about the stronger superpowers? For example, traveling through another world or parallel world? And traveling through time? Can you do that kind of Mr. Lu? Or can Mr. Xing Tian over there do it?"

"That involves time and space. I am just a person and not a monster, how can I do it?" Lu Li's decisive answer directly extinguished their hopes.

"That's how..."

The host sighed, and there was no sound in his headset.

Obviously, the other side has given up on their struggle.

"Then what secrets do you have to say?"

"What I want to say is that my real superpower is my biggest secret."

Lu Li had a serious expression and began to talk seriously, "Actually... my superpower is to push all the spherical objects close to me."

"Oh, that's really useless...what?!"

The host suddenly looked up, "Mr. Lu, what did you say?!"

"I said I could push all the spherical objects away."

Lu Li continued to talk nonsense, "Actually, my original dream was to be a goalkeeper in the national football team. In this way, even if they couldn't score the opponent's goal, wouldn't it be enough if I didn't let the opponent score? As a result..."

He spread his hands and was quite helpless, "When I joined the provincial team more than ten years ago, the coach had to pay tens of thousands of yuan. My family didn't have that much money at that time, so I had to give up my football career, and the national football team also lost the opportunity to win the World Cup.

"That coach is definitely the sinner of the motherland's football!"

"No! You're just a big shot!" The host also exploded, "Mr. Lu! Can you really push all the balls away?!"

"Yes." Lu Li didn't understand, so, "What's wrong?"

"Then..." The host swallowed and asked carefully according to the sudden excitement in his headset, "The asteroid flying towards the earth..."

"I don't know that, but I feel I can push it away." Lu Li's lips raised, and he was very worried about beating, "Why do I give it a try?"

"Don't!"

The host hurriedly stopped him, and he ignored the excited command in the headset, "Mr. Lu! Why bother? The world is going to be destroyed anyway! What you said must be fake, right?"

He doesn't want to die from the community!

Compared to the death of the society, the world is destroyed!

"Yes, yes!" The self-destructing director also spoke out to stop, "What you said must be fake! That's an asteroid! How could it be pushed away!"

His forehead is sweating coldly and his back is wet.

He doesn't want to be in prison!

As for the things he said, not to mention social death, there is no problem with death in the physical sense!

Even if you don’t die, you will probably have to stay in prison all your life.

"Yes, right! And what I just said is all fake! I have never been in a relationship!"

The actress queen was also panicked.

Looking at their ugly appearance, Lu Li smiled even louder, "Ahha~ Since you doubt me, I still have to prove it to you! Wait until I can do my best!"

"Damn it! Don't!!!"

The host is doing the final remedy, "If you don't work, just listen to the voice of the people! The people will definitely not want Mr. Lu, who casts your spell! Director! Is the director!! Come on, answer me the call from the audience!"

Soon, the voices of the audience from the off-site hotline sounded.

The first man's voice was heartbroken, "Save the world or something...got it...I've been curious about the smell of feces and urine, and then I just savored it in front of the whole family...Tsk tsk, how to say it...If you break through the inner defense, it's actually not unacceptable...

"But if the world is not destroyed, my life will be over!"

Then there is the next one.

This is the voice of a middle-aged man.

"Hmm, how do you say it? Actually, I just told my wife that three-quarters of my income were hidden from her, and I actually saved it as private money. She was very moved and told me the truth.

"It turns out that my son is not my son, she was born with an affair with someone else, and then she is cheating now.

"But I actually had no fluctuations in my heart, because I actually had a mistress, and I was my son's female classmate. Oh... what's the matter with this..."

Next is the third person.

The man's voice is quite young and he is crying.
To be continued...
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