Lu Li, who was sitting in the guest seat in the audience, was shocked, "Is it so exciting?"

A middle-aged greasy uncle with his back combed next to him glanced at him and smiled disdainfully, "Little comrade, just entered the industry? Then it seems that you don't know much. Haha..."

His expression.

His tone.

His last word "he" is undoubtedly revealed.

Lu Li looked confused.

Who do you send it?

Believe it or not, I stab you to death with one knife?

Unfortunately, Mr. Lu's three views do not allow him to do so.

Or not getting used to it.

He is a human being after all.

So he was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, but he secretly marked him in his heart.

On stage, the performance of the actress queen continued.

"By the way, your master has run away home to reunite with his family. Then if your sister-in-law is watching TV, just listen. Your husband has a small treasury that contains more than 30 million he received from bribes, but he didn't tell you.

"How many people have you slept in? I can't remember it, but there are seven or eight, but it's not interesting. Now it's all young and handsome guys who want to hug me.

"The salary is more than one billion yuan? Haha, the one that really reaches me is only more than one million yuan, it's just earning an agency fee.

"Just laundering money, what else can it do? Isn't it normal for listed companies to try every means to empty the company's money and put it into their own private pockets? After the time expires, you can still sell the shares and sell them again.

"Tax evasion? I'm so funny. Do you know that the total personal income tax is much higher than corporate tax. The maximum personal income tax is 50%, and the corporate tax is only about 10%, and it can also be deducted from various taxes.

"You don't think that those big bosses use their personal names to buy cars and houses, right? If you buy those things in the name of the company, you will use them yourself anyway. You can also get the company's wool and get tax deductibles. How cool is that.

"As the boss, I give myself an annual salary of one dollar. Why do you charge me personal tax? And I don't dare to make trouble when I find a young and beautiful wife. Even if I know that he has various affairs outside, I can only endure it. Otherwise, those are all pre-marital property, and the joint property after marriage will only have an annual salary of one dollar. If you divorce? Do you want to share your 50 cents?"

Lu Li held up his mobile phone and kept recording, "Sparrows eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat birds eat lunches."

He turned his head left and right and looked at it. Everyone's expressions were calm. There was even a very beautiful female guest who dragged her shoes and crossed her legs, then pulled her nose with one hand and the other, with disdain on her face.

Seeing Lu Li's expressionless look, the greasy uncle just now was happy, "Have you never been involved in the entertainment industry?"

Lu Li nodded.

The uncle shrugged, "Well, that's why I said that these laymen just like to make a fuss."

He pointed to the actress queen on the stage, "That little girl is called a secret? That's not something that everyone in the Beijing circle knows."

Lu Li bowed, "I'm so respectful, dare you ask the elder brother who is sacred?"

The elder brother smiled disdainfully, "I don't even know me? Heh..."

It happened that the female star finished speaking, and the big brother went on stage with a flash of his hand.

When Lu Li heard the host's introduction, he realized who this person was.

This one is even more heavyweight.

The top figures among the fifth generation of directors really like to make movies that seem to praise but are actually all wrong ideas.

And according to rumors, the heroine of every movie has been in his bed.

Yes, he never chooses the same female lead and supporting actress in two movies.

Sure enough, this guy started to use his big move as soon as he came on stage.

"First of all, I have to admit that I am among the people who have slept with her just now.

"Secondly, some people say that my butt is crooked, and I want to clarify it here, that's not a rumor."

The host was completely relaxed.

But they are already wearing suits and underwear, so what else can't be let go?

He has done this before, but it was during the summer when he was doing live news.

But at that time there was a table in front of me blocking it and it was invisible.

And he was wearing short-sleeved sleeves inside, just a circle of his neck that looked like a shirt and tie.

But it's the first time I've worn this in front of the camera.

To be honest, I feel like I have opened the door to a new world.

And it’s really great to be able to eat a lot of melons.

Although there were rumors before, I have personally verified it!

So he asked a question, “So you admit you’re rare?”

"Then I still don't admit it. The one with problems with the three views is Director Xu. He is the one who carries private goods according to his own ideas. I just consider it from the awards. If Bai Nan is not allowed to be the protagonist, how can I go to Hollywood?

"If I don't pretend to be good at foreigners and shoot more works that smear our country's values ​​that match their values, how can I win the award? Although I admit that I set the rhythm in my movies, I don't recognize you're accusing me of being rare. Only a fool like Director Xu really thinks that he is a higher person and needs to rely on the values ​​of an ugly country to save the ignorant people. That guy is rare."

“…”

He couldn't even mess with the host with this self-destruction.

"Then why is your movie so easy to pass the review?"

"Yeah, they are all buddies. Let's go through the review after having two drinks together."

“…”

The host had nothing to say, so he had to forcefully change the topic, "Then do you have any other secrets to say?"

"Yes." The middle-aged greasy man smiled, "Actually, I'm a GAY, and I like to be passive. I'm very disgusting when I go to bed with an actress."

"Then why are you still..."

"I can't be seen, and I have to prove that I am indeed in the circle. Actually, I rely on small pills to stand up every time, and I want to vomit when I see a woman's body."

“…Is there anything else you want to say?”

"Can a policeman arrest me? I have done too many things that violate discipline in my life."

After a pause, he continued, "Of course it's not that I'm a conscience discovery, but I've done so many illegal and unruly things and have never been to prison. I'm actually quite curious about it."

Lu Li in the audience was silently opening his mobile phone to record the video.

Although the world will be reset, his three views have been impacted too much today.

Finally, I waited for a long time and even had a box lunch on the set at noon.

It was Lu Li's turn until after 7 o'clock in the evening.

As soon as he came on stage, the host's expression became much more serious.

It must be that he received the news from the Super Spirit Bureau in the headset.

So he asked, "Mr. Lu, what's your secret?"

"My secret? It's very simple." Lu Li smiled slightly, "Actually, I've been married three times, and I haven't divorced."

The host was unmoved, "Many people have done this kind of thing, and it's really nothing."

Lu Li: "None of my three wives who have obtained certificates are human."

Host: "...Furry Control?"

"You understand very much. But not, they are all female monsters. At least they maintain the appearance of humans in front of me, and they are really beautiful, with female ghosts inside." Lu Li smiled wickedly.

He has also been relaxed, and the world will be reset anyway.

But let alone, he can finally understand the people ahead.

This feeling...is really addictive.

It's like standing upside down with bare butt in front of the whole world.

Although I feel a sense of shame, the comfort after letting go of everything... it is like knowing that I am holding my urine, and I have reached the limit, and finally urinating in the bed.

There is also a hint of peace of mind in the warm feeling and shame.

Lu Li continued: "By the way, there is one more thing.

"Actually, as long as I hand me over to those aliens, they will not invade the earth. Otherwise, I might as well surrender myself."
Chapter completed!