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Chapter 15 How to Dump a Rabbit

"But... but I don't know these women at all!" Tang Sanzang was so anxious that his face turned red, "Not mentioning the joy, it's in vain!"

Yun Moming only said: "The Supreme Book of Heaven can predict future events. Since you are asking about your private matters, of course you will answer them! Hurry up!"

[Please answer as soon as possible, you will be punished if you time out!] The system also began to urge you.

"I, I..." Tang Sanzang was so nervous that his forehead was sweating, "I don't know either!"

"Please guess one!" Yun Moming looked relaxed instead.

"Oh..." Tang Sanzang patted his bald head and thought hard...

In fact, this monk was quite smart and quickly got to know his point.

The first option has been excluded by Jade Rabbit.

The second queen of Xiliang...

Although I have never seen it before, it can be imagined that as a domineering queen, it is common to open a harem and accept men; if I meet myself, I may really be tempted...

Only the scorpion spirit and the white bone spirit are left, both of which are goblins...

The scorpion is poisonous and spicy, it’s hard to say...

But the White Bone Spirit is only left with a bunch of bones. It should be that all four elements are empty, so I have no idea, right?

Seeing that the time was approaching, Tang Sanzang had to answer: "Choose 4! White Bone Spirit!"

【Response is correct!】

Tang Sanzang instantly obtained a fairy pill.

"I'm going! I'm actually confused!" Yun Moming was stunned, "Is this guy bound the fate of the Tang Dynasty?"

He was quite disappointed that he could not see Tang Sanzang being unlucky.

"What is the effect of this pill?" Tang Sanzang looked at it with the immortal pill, as if he was going to stuff it into his mouth...

If Jin Chanzi eats the elixir, will he ascend to immortality on the spot?

"Don't move! This is a Taoist elixir, which is incompatible with your Buddhism..." Yun Moming quickly looked and snatched it directly, "Let's leave it to me!"

If Tang Sanzang obtained the immortal body because of this, it would be even more difficult to kill him!

Tang Sanzang didn't care about these things outside, but just smiled bitterly: "This supreme heavenly book is really magical... But I really don't know those women!"

"Don't worry, you will meet you in the future..." Yun Moming ate the elixir himself.

"Farting...Farting this question..." Yutu lay on the ground and muttered angrily, "I have no idea about this bald monk... absolutely not! I only want Brother Moming..."

"Okay, OK, the title is not about you..." Yun Moming could only explain this way, "Maybe there are other rabbit spirits called Jade Rabbit, just a duplicate name..."

Yutu hummed repeatedly and said, "I want to change my name... I will no longer call Yutu. Brother Moming will give me a mortal name!"

"Ah? Naming?" Yun Moming couldn't help scratching his head, "Can you just raise it yourself?"

"No, I want you to get up..." Yutu started acting coquettishly again.

Yun Moming thought about it for a while and said with the conditions: "I can give you a name. Don't follow me again in the future, okay?"

"Okay." Yutu agreed readily, "But the name must satisfy me."

Yun Moming thought for less than three seconds and said, "Just call Hu Meiniang!"

In fact, he was too lazy to spend his brains. He just happened to remember that there was a rabbit sperm in a TV series called Hu Meiniang...

"Hu Meiniang? Hu Meiniang..." Yutu tilted her head and muttered several times, "It sounds not good, change it!"

"What's wrong with it?" Yun Moming curled his lips, "Carrot's beauties, charming and mom, how suitable for you?"

"What is carrot?" However, Yutu never saw carrots. "I don't want my surname Hu, I want to have the same surname as Brother Moming, and my surname is Yun!"

Yun Moming immediately refused: "No! You can't take my surname!"

"Oh, that's right, that sounds like a brother and sister... or Brother Moming is thoughtful..." Yutu nodded, "Then my surname is Yu, Fengyun Fuyu, and Brother Moming is just the same as a couple!"

"Oh, I'll go, help..." Yun Moming grabbed his hair in pain, feeling that he could hardly bear it anymore, "Who will take this little rogue rabbit!"

"Brother Moming, believe me, dual cultivation is good for everyone..." Yutu sat up from the ground and hugged Yun Moming's thighs.

She gradually recovered from the headache and started to touch her feet again!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang could only close his eyes and murmured: "It's not worthy of the eyes, it's not worthy of the eyes!"

"Let go! If you don't let go, I'll hit you!" Yun Moming raised his fist to scare Yutu.

"You're fighting, I like it!" Yutu didn't care at all.

Yun Moming was about to cry...

In despair, I heard a barking sound of dogs coming from the air!

"Woof, woof, woof!"

The jade rabbit's face suddenly changed. When he looked up, he turned out to be Erlang Shen's Snap Dog!

She is not afraid of anything else, but she is afraid of dogs!

What's more, I heard that Erlang Shen's dog was very stunned and fierce, and whoever I caught and bite him...

Seeing the thunderous dog coming, the jade rabbit flew away with a whoosh.

"Oh! I am worthy of being my good brother! I am righteous!"

Only then did Yun Moming realize that Yang Jian had been paying attention to him in the Heavenly Court. Seeing that he encountered difficulties, he immediately sent Xiaotian Dog to come down.

"Come on, good dog, hug!" Yun Moming opened his arms to the Xiaotian dog.

But Xiaotian Dog ignored him and went straight to chase the rabbit...

"Hey, this stupid dog..." Yun Moming was bored, then raised his face and looked at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang just opened his eyes and was shocked to see a flying dog...

"Why are the monsters and monsters everywhere just after coming to the border of the Tang Dynasty?" Tang Sanzang began to doubt his life, "What kind of existence does the Western Heaven exist?"

"Ahem, you saw it just now. The jade rabbit in the Moon Palace admired me, and Erlang Zhenjun's snarled sky dog ​​was also obeyed me..." Yun Moming cleared his throat, "So I don't pretend anymore, I'm showing off! I'm not a hunter in the mortal world, but Yun Moming, the legend of the heavenly court. Many gods in the sky have a close relationship with me... I'm walking with you, just being entrusted by someone to protect you..."

"Oh, no wonder..." Tang Sanzang suddenly realized.

In fact, Guanyin Bodhisattva has already told him that someone will take care of him on the road.

Yun Moming thought for a while and added: "But I am not a monk! If someone asks me, you can say that I am just a follower... but I will definitely not help you with work!"

"I know..." Tang Sanzang nodded, "Why would you like to ask the Supreme Immortal, what is the position of an official in the Heavenly Court?"

"Ah..." Yun Moming couldn't help but feel embarrassed. After hesitating for a while, he said evasively: "The relevant departments are not convenient to explain in detail..."

"Oh... I understand, I understand..." Tang Sanzang seemed to understand. It seemed that the situation in the Heavenly Court and the Tang Dynasty had a mysterious relevant department.

After a pause, he asked curiously: "That guy just now is really a jade rabbit? I see that she is frivolous and charming, just like a fairy... Is it so chaotic in the heaven?"

"Ahem, if the immortal pet is down, isn't he a fairy? Besides, I'm so charming, she can't control it... Hey, where do you have so many questions?" Yun Moming was impatient, "Ask again, be careful to lead the Supreme Book of Heaven again!"

When it comes to the Supreme Book of Heaven, Tang Sanzang finally shut up.
Chapter completed!
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