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Chapter 14 Aventure?

Tang Sanzang buried the servant's corpse and recited several more scriptures before he led his horse away.

Yun Moming walked with him silently.

After walking for a long time, Tang Sanzang couldn't help asking: "Heroic, don't know where you live in? Why have you been walking with me all the time?"

Yun Moming casually edited: "I have been in this remote area for enough time. I learned that an old friend was doing well in the country of Tianzhu. I planned to go and surrender to her..."

"Oh, it's such a coincidence. I didn't expect the hero to be so destined to me!" Tang Sanzang looked happy, "I am going to go to Tianzhu Kingdom, we can just walk with you all the way!"

Yun Moming just said "Oh".

Seeing that Yun Moming's reaction was cold, Tang Sanzang stopped talking.

Walking in the mountains, it is inevitable to encounter poisonous snakes and beasts, but those wild beasts are just bluffing and dare not approach Tang Sanzang at all.

Yun Moming then realized that the robes on Tang Sanzang and the Zen Staff in his hand were all self-defense magic weapons, hidden divine power, and it was impossible to get rid of him with the help of ordinary beasts.

But I just left the Tang Dynasty and there were no decent monsters nearby, so it was hard to kill people with a knife...

Walking further, you will be the Two Realms Mountain.

Sun Wukong was waiting there... I hope the monkey won't get in the way...

As I was looking into the distance, I suddenly saw someone coming from the clouds and mist.

Yun Moming looked closely and was immediately frightened!

The person who came was not someone else, but the little wave hoof of Jade Rabbit!

"It's a sin!" Yun Moming only thought that Jade Rabbit was coming to seek revenge on him, and planned to leave Tang Sanzang and run away.

Unexpectedly, when Yutu saw Yun Moming, she waved her hand in the air and shouted: "Brother Moming! Brother Moming!"

The tone is very friendly, isn't you here to seek revenge?

Yun Moming was quite confused and quickly gave up the idea of ​​running away.

The jade rabbit flew down in front of Yun Moming, and said with a full face: "Brother Moming, I have been demoted to the mortal world because I was drunk and had also been demoted to the mortal world!"

Yun Moming frowned deeply and asked, "What's so happy about this?"

"In this way, we can stay together every day, double..." Yutu said halfway, noticed that Tang Sanzang was still listening not far away, and quickly lowered his voice, "Let's practice together..."

"Who wants to stay with you!" Yun Moming shook his head vigorously, "Why are you always pestering me? I'm not a good person, I've beat you, and I'm obviously violent! I'm a scumbag, you'd better find an honest person... Hey, how about the monk next to you?"

In theory, Jade Rabbit should be interested in Tang Sanzang, otherwise how could he throw a ball and hit him?

However, the situation completely changed. Because Yutu met Yun Moming in advance, she was conquered by his strong body and masculinity!

She didn't even look at Tang Sanzang, and said, "I don't want a monk. I just want Brother Moming! My brother is so powerful that he knocked me fainted in an instant. The feeling of suffocation, ah... so exciting, I really want to experience it again..."

Yun Moming was completely speechless. It turned out that this jade rabbit was still a masochist!

Yutu continued to act coquettishly: "Brother Moming, let's go find a secluded cave to settle down together? No one will disturb you anymore, do whatever you want..."

"Oh, I still have to go to the West to obtain the scriptures! This is the task assigned by the above! Don't affect my work!" Yun Moming regarded the pursuit of the scriptures as a serious matter at this time.

Yutu blinked and said, "Then I will accompany my brother to avoid loneliness on the road..."

"No, no, no, no, I'm not lonely! You have been demoted to the earth and should be a princess in Tianzhu!" Yun Moming was about to collapse, "That's your job, go quickly!"

"Who said I want to be a princess? I don't care!"

Obviously, due to Yun Moming's interference, Yutu's behavior completely deviated from the original plot.

"Amitabha, I have already escaped into the monk. Don't bother me anymore!" Yun Moming had no choice but to pretend to be a monk, "If Tathagata knows, I'm afraid you will be punished again..."

"Stop talking nonsense! You still have hair!" Yutu is just a slut, not stupid, not that easy to deceive.

Yun Moming argued: "I have not had time to shave my hair..."

Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang suddenly interrupted: "No wonder the hero and I have such a fate, they are Buddhist disciples who practice with their hair..." As he said that, he took out a razor, "I happened to carry the tools, and I can ordain the hero at this moment..."

"I'll go!" Yun Moming rolled his eyes and glared at Tang Sanzang angrily.

Tang Sanzang felt a murderous aura from Yun Moming's eyes, pursed his lips, and slowly put away his razor.

Jade Rabbit glanced at Yun Moming and sneered: "Are you shaved? I'll leave after shaving it to a bald man!"

"Oh, spare me..." Yun Moming sighed to the sky, then bowed to the sky, muttering: "Fairy Chang'e, please, hurry up and take down this little fairy..."

At this moment, he finally realized the hard work and helplessness of Sun Wukong in Journey to the West.

When you encounter such a backstage fairy, you can't avoid it or be beaten to death. You can only beg your master to collect it!

"Hmph, Fairy Chang'e doesn't care about you..." Yutu put her hands on her hips and didn't care.

Tang Sanzang had been eavesdropping for a long time. When he heard Fairy Chang'e or something, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Dare you ask who is this female Bodhisattva?"

Jade Rabbit raised her head and said proudly, "I am Jade Rabbit in Moon Palace! Have you heard of it?"

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but be shocked and asked Yun Moming again: "Is it true or false?"

Yun Moming said angrily: "You are a monk, why do you care about women?"

"Haha, I just asked casually..." Tang Sanzang put his palms together, "Please don't misunderstand me, I have never been close to women, even if I am a fairy in the sky, I will ignore it..."

At this moment, the system asked unexpectedly again:

【Please listen to the question!】

[During the process of seeking the scriptures, Tang Sanzang had a constant encounter with him. Many women wanted to have sex with him... But which one of the following did not have such an idea?]

【1, Jade Rabbit】

【2, Queen of Xiliang】

【3, Scorpion Sperm】

【4, White Bone Spirit】

As soon as this question was released, Tang Sanzang was confused on the spot.

The Jade Rabbit was so shocked that she stuck out her tongue!

"Local materials are used, a system that is damaged!" Yun Moming couldn't help but sigh, "Fortunately, I didn't cheat me this time!"

"The hero...what is going on?" Tang Sanzang was at a loss.

"Fuck! I didn't think about it!" Yutu came to her senses and jumped up directly, "Choose 1, it must be 1!"

The consequences can be imagined - [Wrong answer!]

"Ahhhh--" Yutu fell to the ground on the spot!

Seeing the Jade Rabbit struggling in pain, Tang Sanzang was so scared that he retreated repeatedly.

"Don't be afraid, this is the Supreme Book of Heaven asking questions..." Yun Moming grabbed Tang Sanzang, "Hurry up and answer, just choose one!"

He deliberately refused to answer, just wanted to see Tang Sanzang be in trouble.

If this system kills Tang Sanzang directly, hehe, that would save you a lot of trouble!

Let the Supreme Book of Heaven take the blame, what do you have to say?
Chapter completed!
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