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020 [Uncle, you are here]

In the alley, each person and a donkey stared at each other and stared at each other, of course, there was also the sound of farting that could not stop.

"Do you dare not fart?" In the end, I broke the silence because... it was so stinky!

The donkey named Amao vomited a lot of breath and replied: "Yes, it's harder for me to endure it. I'll try to reduce the frequency."

What an approachable answer, what a donkey with a rustic atmosphere, but... a donkey with a sharp nose and likes to fart crazy is useful!

Sure enough, the super powers given by the Time and Space Administration have never been reliable!

"Ahhh! Big Cousin! Why are you here?" Lola jumped off the steps and trotted into the alley. Her big breasts were shaking and shaking, and her short blue hair fluttered in the wind, making people's blood gush.

"Huh? Where did it come from... Uh, cousin, what is this monster?" Lola leaned over and took a look. She opened her big watery eyes wide and looked at Ah Mao.

It is obvious that this girl who has been by the beach for a long time has never seen a donkey.

It's terrible to be uneducated.

"I'm not a monster, I'm a donkey, my name is Amao." Amao replied seriously. Although he was called a monster, this donkey who only talks and farts seems to have a good personality and is not annoyed at all.

"Ahhh! Can you talk? Hello! Ah Mao!" Lola blew, and then the big-breasted girl with thick nerves said to me: "Big cousin, there is not enough steamed buns, I'm here to get the money!"

I:"......."

Sure enough, Lola's thinking has never been normal. She didn't seem to be surprised by a donkey who speaks humans. She was more concerned about the fact that steamed buns were not enough...

"I only have three copper coins here, you can take them. If it is not enough, let the store slaughter the donkey." I took out the coins and handed them over.

Now Lola was finally interested in Amao. Although Amao looked silly, she still understood the danger in my words, which scared her to fart...

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In the end, I didn't take Ah Mao to the small restaurant for chopping. There is a saying: Dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground. It can be seen that donkey meat is quite delicious. The reason why I didn't chop it was mainly because I considered the food of my 9 sisters. It seems that there is no difference between one donkey and one less. Anyway, they are not full, so it's better to keep it first and see if it will be useful in the future.

A Mao naturally didn't know that because of the terrifying appetite of his 9 sisters, he escaped. At this moment, he was forced by me not to speak or fart. This donkey was particularly obedient for no reason. He was more obedient than any creature I encountered after coming to the fairy tale world. Only Xiao Hei was comparable to it. He was just one ear and deserved a beating, and the other liked to fart. Their common point was... "The night gave it black eyes, and it had to choose all!"

The strange combination of ten people and a donkey naturally attracted the attention of the surrounding natives. If the nine sisters ignore their temperament, then each one is pretty and cute, and the donkey is shiny and shiny. Of course, what they like to stare at the most... is my leather shoes.

Paralysis! I just said there must be something wrong with these leather shoes!

At this moment, we were walking towards the robbery site with great courage. The momentum was very similar to the army crossing the Yalu River. The small red dots in the interface flashed, indicating that we were constantly approaching it. Yes, we were just preparing to work hard! I was too lazy to use my 249 IQ to think about any strategy.

What? You said I'm stupid! You're stupid!

Look at who is following me? The famous "True Forty Thieves"! Although they are still in their childhood, I can guarantee that they are definitely the Forty Thieves!

At this moment, behind me are the future horse thieves, the future super pirates, and seven bandit groups that summon the dragon! I have never been so confident in my life, which makes me feel that I have also sublimated!

"Wow, the forty thieves are all my sisters! The vast world is my love, and the girls are blooming at the foot of the green mountains! There is really no difficulty in this world. Alas, life is getting more and more comfortable, and I finally bid farewell to the life of a big adventure."

In a cave, forty men sneeze all over. They looked at each other with strange eyes, only to think it was really weird.

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When I brought my sisters to the mission location, I was stunned.

It's strange, how is this red dot moving?

Could it be that the thing I robbed was put on someone?

By the way, for example, some jade pendants and gems are quite valuable. But the tasks given by the mission system are getting weirder and weirder. Snatching these things is completely incompatible with the plot of this world. I don’t know what it thinks.

"Well, I'm here! Sisters, I'm on the mission!" If I give me a pair of black sunglasses and a black windbreaker at this time, I think it must be cool.

But... no one replied, only this one, Amao, who didn't know what to use for... couldn't hold it in, and she farted.

It walked to me with a stinking smell and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I really can't hold it in."

Look at its donkey face, it's so black that it's red, it shows that it's really hard to hold it in. Maybe it really has its own attribute of infinite farting, but can you stop getting close to me next time you fart? Damn it!

"Ahh! Big cousin, why don't we go and have something to eat?" Lola pulled my arm and shook it endlessly.

I glanced at Yaya. She was the eldest among 40 sisters, and she had the final say in the entire "crime-gang".

Yaya tilted her head and thought for a few seconds, and said seriously: "Big cousin, I'm not full either."

My God, I'm not asking if you're full!

Not to mention Xiao Qi, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and said arrogantly: "Master, how about your sister."

I'll go, just say you're hungry, right?

They... seem to be really nervous.

Alas, is it really the leader of the Forty Thieves? I always feel that the mission system is for me to be a male nanny. Fortunately, the identity of the Forty Thieves cannot be wrong again, otherwise I would really have to find a place to cry.

I still have some experience with robbery. When I was in elementary school, I liked to grab the rubber of my deskmate and the lollipop of my little sister in the kindergarten class next door. What's more, I have watched so many movies, and I haven't eaten pork and haven't watched Pig Run? The most important thing about robbery is momentum!

So, I pushed away with a fierce look on my face and walked towards the task location. As soon as I stepped into the threshold, I broke the effort.

Because, a woman dressed in a gorgeous manner came over and used her fleshy body to get tired of my arms, and said in a sweet voice: "Uncle, you are here~!"

"Hehehe, I'm here~."

No, I am here to rob!

Where is this tama?

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