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019 [I have a little donkey I never ride]

Usually, one person is responsible for booking hotels, itinerary tickets, planning trip routes to check the weather, while the other person is responsible for being mentally retarded.

The Time and Space Administration has arranged ten exciting trips for me, but in fact, in my opinion, it was just my own adventure. Because Dr. Poison Apple did all the work of both of them, he arranged a trip to cheat me and gave me a situation to cheat me. At the same time, he was also a mentally retarded.

But after careful recollection, when I bought "The World Fairy Tale Collection", I seemed to only spend five yuan. On average, I only spent 50 cents on a trip. It seems that it is unreasonable to not cheat my father...

To sum up, the super powers he gave me this time are as pitted as ever.

"Super Power·Summoning Time and Space".

It seems that the name looks very nice, right? When I first saw the four words "Summoning Time and Space", I was also shocked.

But the following introduction brought me a heavy rain, and it felt like the sing of "The cold ice rain is shooting randomly on my face" by King Liu...

"Superpower·Space-Time Summoning: Randomly summon a certain prop from a fairy tale world through the time and space channel."

It seems that people and animals are harmless, but it is nothing more than a question of whether the summoned items are first-class or second-class, but there is also a warm reminder below.

"Warm reminder: There are risks in summoning, such as: "Fisherman and the Devil" contains the devil's bottle, and likes to snatch the princess' dragon, etc., please summon it properly."

A warm reminder to your sister! Where is this warm in tama?

It means that the golden finger is extremely risky. If you accidentally summon something extremely harmful? If you really summon a giant dragon, you might accidentally spit out a dragon breath and I will be roasted by it!

"Dingdong, because the space-time channel is not stable, the channel will be closed after ten seconds, and the summoning will be cancelled after closing. Ten, nine, eight..."

My God! I just told me to summon properly, and now I tell me that I must make a decision within ten seconds, and I won’t bring you so quickly if I turn against you...

Although the glass heart is fragile, there is bulletproof glass in the glass!

My brother Xiaolin has been traveling around the country for so many years, but I have never seen any storms?

"Let the bullet fly for a while!"

I gritted my teeth, shook my big feet away, rushed out of the small restaurant, rushed into the alley next to me, and clicked "Confirm Summoning".

And the countdown is just over now.

"Dingdong, summoning."

A small progress bar popped up, and was slowly reading the bar like a snail crawling. This virtue is like using someone else's WI-FI download seeds...

I felt sick. I had known that it was so slow to read, so why did I run out so quickly? So I walked into the restaurant again, paid for the meal, and there were 3 copper coins left in my pocket. By the way, I comforted my 9 sisters, told their cousin that he had a bad stomach, and then walked out again.

In the eyes of several sisters, the most terrifying disease is that I have a bad stomach, so they are very concerned about me and don’t have to hurry up. They will wait for me to return in the restaurant. Alas, it really touched me, so I really went to the cottage behind the restaurant to solve some physiological problems. After returning to the alley, there was still 10% left in the progress bar...

"Dingdong, due to the congestion of the space-time tunnel, please wait for another two minutes."

Haha, I told you to sell thieves everywhere. Now, is the time tunnel collapsed?

Two minutes later, a dazzling white light lit up in the alley, which was no less dazzling than the ultra-electromagnetic cannon of the Concaihunman transformed and the Paojie.

After two kinds of times, a big black butt from my mother appeared in front of me, only three centimeters away from my face, and then... fartted.

You! Impatience!

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The biggest expectation in my heart is the omnipotent magic lamp. Even if I accept the magic mirror, I didn't expect that I would send me a fresh one...

That's right, it's fresh, this tama's life!

This is a...donkey.

It's really a donkey!

Wu Qi's mother has a black body, two big nostrils, and an outrageous donkey face. At this moment, her big butt is facing my face. That fart just now almost sent me to the west!

Mom! What the hell is a donkey? What kind of fairy tale is a donkey an important tool? Why donkeys don’t have any impression of me?

"Who are you?" I couldn't help complaining, "I'm not Afanti, I'm just going to give me a donkey a hair!"

"Puchi, my name is Amao, Puchi."

"Ni... Damn! Didn't it mean that animals after the founding of the People's Republic of China are not allowed to become sperm?" How could this donkey speak while making a stinky fart!

I made a fuss, did I cross from Journey to the West?

"You... are you... Zhang Guo's mount?" I suddenly remembered that among the Eight Immortals, Zhang Guo, seemed to be a donkey who likes to ride a donkey. My favorite thing is to ride a donkey upside down. In the 21st century, this kind of pretender had been hit and killed by someone.

But after all, it is a mount of the immortal family, so I carefully tentatively. It’s just... it’s not called a prop in the fairy tale world?

"Puchi, no, it's your donkey!" The donkey named Amao continued to fart.

My donkey is a big deal! I'm still 'No, it's your Yida!'

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"Farting donkey, do you have any specialties?" I was powerless.

After a short period of communication, although I still couldn't figure out where this thing came from, it was at least not a big devil. In the myth, wasn't there an old ox taking a little country bumpkin to steal - peeping the fairy sister to take a bath? Then, the little country bumpkin listened to the old ox and acted as a hooligan and stole the fairy sister's clothes. Wouldn't the fairy sister be married home?

I forgot whether it was the Seven Fairies or the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Anyway, the Chinese folk stories are full of various hooliganisms. The saying "Men are not bad and women do not love them" probably began to spread since then, and even fairies are inevitably vulgar.

"I don't call it a fart donkey, puff! My name is Amao, puff! My nose is very good!" Amao turned around, breathing heavily in his big nostrils, with a proud look on his face.

I:"......"

So why don’t I buy a dog? Can I have a little dignity as a donkey? By the way, what aspect is the strongest in donkeys? It seems to be in terms of endurance?

"Oh, forget it, no matter which fairy tale world you came from, no matter whether you have any specialties or not. It's better to have multiple donkeys, at least multiple transportation tools." I have no strength.

"Puchi, absolutely not! I...I'm not a casual donkey, you...Don't do it randomly! Puchi!" Ah Mao stepped back while farting, with a look of grief and anger and shyness?

I'll go! Why has even the donkey's thoughts broken through the sky so much these days? I'll just look bloody!

I have a little donkey that I never ride...... I ride your sister's ride!

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Chapter completed!
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