I always feel that a person's life is long, and you will always encounter some words that you cannot refute. That is, the legendary "I'm speechless."

While on Earth, I met a Du-Leis salesman and said to me: "Don't buy Jess-Bon!"

I asked: Why?

She said: Don’t you think you are small?

Damn, it’s impossible to argue with it! I believe she must be the best salesman of the year!

I always thought that that was probably the most unrefutable thing for me, but today I found that I encountered a new sentence.

I can guarantee that if I refute the seven dwarves, they will prove this sentence to me, that is, they will beat me, hit me, fuck me, slap me, mess with me, hammer me, beat me a few more times, beat me to death every time, and see if I still mention moving...

"Fang Lin, you don't understand. The forest is our home. We have become accustomed to living here and cannot do without it. And there is no place, which is safer than the forest for us." The white-bearded boss touched his beard with a calm look on his face, as if even the prince charming brought ten thousand cavalry to seal the mountain, he would never frown.

"Is it safe? What if I burn the mountain?" I remember writing this often on TV and novels.

"Stupid. It's not winter or late autumn now. The forest vegetation is lush and the vegetation is full of moisture. You can pick a piece of green leaves and burn it to see if it can burn it." This time, I was hit by the third farmer.

Well, he is a farmland maniac, he is the authority in this regard. But when you think about it carefully, the dead leaves are easy to burn, but in fact, the lush plants are not so easy to burn when they are well-watered. Unlike what is done on TV, put a few torches and the whole forest will burn. If you come, Pikachu will thunder desperately, and put hundreds of hundreds of thousands of volts to split the branches.

This family meeting ended in vain.

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God's Perspective:

To the north of the forest, the kingdom of Prince Charming, a man wearing gorgeous clothes and a sexy red cloak behind him sat upright on his throne.

He is the prince charming, the future master of this country.

Standing beside him was a wizard shrouded in a black robe. The prince charming face was as handsome as before. If Fang Lin saw it, he would definitely sigh. The reason why he could recover so quickly was mainly due to the wizard's contribution.

"Hmph! My Kankiki Kingdom has strong military strength! The land area is twice that of him! The foolish monarch only has Snow White, one daughter. I originally had to marry her, so naturally I became the king of two countries. As long as I open up the route in the forest, the two countries will be united into one! No need for one soldier to expand the territory, and establish a great reputation that will last forever! But I was destroyed by such a dwarf!"

The handsome face of the prince charming was a little distorted. He couldn't help but touch his face, as if he remembered the huge stone that hit the face again. The corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch. He could not forget the unforgettable pain. It was that blow that shattered his glass heart...

"Hmph! How many women are rushing to get into my bed. I heard that Snow White is a recognized beauty in the kingdom, so I condescend to propose marriage. I can't even be ungrateful! Do you think our Kankiki Kingdom is easy to bully?" The prince charming looked coldly.

活生生的松赞干布的翻版.松赞干布是吐蕃的老大,不知道是不是春－心大发,反正非要娶李世民的公主,李世民没有叼他,他还把邻居给抓起来揍了一顿,甚至还想跟李世民干上一架.

However, the positions are somewhat interchangeable now, because the Prince Charming's country is stronger and he is willing to propose marriage, mainly because Snow White is famous for being beautiful and then wants to take this country for himself.

Anyway, who is not marrying? Could it be that Snow White is the queen? What a joke? There is no such precedent in the whole world. It would be better to let me inherit the throne and open up a brand new empire!

"Teacher, is there any indication on the queen?" He glanced at the man in black.

"What? Your Highness Prince! What did you say!" The wizard's voice was loud because he... was behind his ears.

"I said! What does the queen say??" the prince said loudly.

"Oh! It seems that after Snow White was captured! The entire palace did not show any expression!" Black robe sat on the chair and replied loudly.

"Haha, I don't know what medicine is selling in the gourd. Since that's the case, why don't I let me do it yourself! With the teacher help me, even if I push the whole forest, I will find Snow White!" The prince charming was like a male dog with a hair-loving hair, full of energy.

"What? What did you say?" The wizard continued to hear...

The prince charming's eyes continued to twitch, and he resisted the sword and continued to repeat loudly.

"Oh! Your Highness, Prince, don't be careless! There are many capable people in the world! In the field of wizards, there are two mysterious figures that are even more powerful than me! And it is said that they are all in the southern kingdom! It's better to be careful this time!" The wizard persuaded. But his voice was too loud, just like thunder. He was obviously admonishing, but he spoke with murderous intently as if a shrew was scolding the street...

But will the proud prince charming take persuasion to heart?

Now he just wants to cut his poor dick into pieces. When he thinks of his fluffy thighs and the tight skirt he is wearing, he feels that his eyes need to be needle-eyed. He has had nightmares for several days in the middle of the night, dreaming of the ugly monster lustful - he smiled and glared at me, and wanted to... and stripped naked my clothes!

Too terrible!

Also, I want to split him in half that "Prince of the Great Heavenly Dynasty" who deceived me!

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In the south of the forest, in the palace.

The mute guard stood quietly by the side, holding his breath and concentrating on protecting everything around him. He was indeed fucked by the savage dick before, but he also recovered quickly under the queen's witchcraft.

On the large rocks by the lake, a beautiful woman was sitting quietly. Her fair and slender arms would occasionally shake slightly in the lake water, feeling the cold touch.

The woman's eyes were a little distracted and she didn't know what she was thinking. Her beautiful eyes were still a little cold, but it was a little less than the previous chill. There was a feeling of spring coming and winter snow melting.

"What kind of person is he?" the woman sighed, with a slight doubt in her cold tone. Liu Ye's eyebrows were slightly frowning, with a look of confusion on her face.

"What an idiot. The mute guard didn't want to kill me that night. He found you approaching me and wanted to kill you." The woman's tone was a little joking and mean, as if she was mocking a stupid guy.

That day, she just accidentally discovered the beautiful scenery beside the Banyue Lake and quietly enjoyed the tranquility of a person. As a result, a shameless guy who was ignorant of life and death accidentally broke into her world with an idiot attitude of creating the world.

After a while, she seemed to remember something. She took out a mirror from her arms, and slim and even five fingers slightly touched the mirror, and a big mouth appeared on the mirror.

"Miracle Mirror, tell me what kind of person he is?" The woman's cold voice sounded, and this tone was a little majestic and unquestionable, not like asking, but more like being judged.

The "magic mirror" was stunned for a while. After all, it was not a real person and his mind was not very smart. After a long time, he slowly uttered the sentence that Fang Lin had set before, which was the only sentence it could say.

——"Shitline."

Helen: “….”

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[Transition chapter, keep the habit of voting recommendations every day. Today is May 20, the so-called 520. Although you call me an apple bitch, I also call you little bitch, but since it is 520, you have always supported me, so I must say affectionately to you... Damn, I sell my chrysanthemums publicly! I only sell 50 cents! Some people say that you don’t need to find one yuan! You little bitch to me and wait for me!]
Chapter completed!