To the east of the forest, outside the cabin.

Seven dwarves and one of the world's number one "great beauty" looked up at me and laughed wildly.

"You...why are you laughing at!" Bai Xue glared at me, and her angrily look a little cute.

"Hahaha, there is a breath in my chest, and I can't help but come out. Can't it?" I was unhappy with the prince charming, and even those who are more handsome than me deserve to die!

"So what you mean is that your mouth is farting?" Brother Qi took a sip of breasts and opened his eyes wide and looked at me with interesting interest.

"Fuck! Let's go to you big-headed ghost!" I grabbed Xiaoqi and started to thrust his butt wildly, naughty child! Paralyzed! The naughty child of the Japanese dog!

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"Say it, what is the good news?" I asked cheerfully.

Bai Xue sat next to me with small steps, holding her skirt.

"The good news is that Snow White is in our hands! Prince Charming is a big deal!" The seven dwarves spoke together and laughed wildly.

This group of...bandits!

"I understand that the second child doesn't like Prince Charming. After all, he chased him through eight streets with a sword, and you guys are so alike?" I said in confusion.

"All those taller than us deserve to die!" Guo Xiaosi looked in the mirror and kept fiddling with his hair.

I:"........"

If all those who are taller than you die, then humans should almost be extinct, and there are only a bunch of naughty children left.

"What about me?" I pointed to myself, I was 1.8 meters tall, "Your psychology is a bit distorted, right?"

"You are not a human being." The second brother said straightforwardly. Is this reason a little too casual? And how could I hear a swearing smell?

"You are not a human!" I was angry.

"Is it really a human?" As he said that, the dick shook the spear he carried with him.

Day, if you are not a human, you are not a human! It is not good to fight and kill.

In order to comfort myself, I found an impeccable reason. My IQ is 249, which has long exceeded the limit that humans can reach. Maybe it really cannot be considered human. When I was a child, I once doubted whether my bloodline was more noble than others...

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"Fang Lin, the second brother just told us that the prince charming might know that we are in the forest." After breakfast, a family meeting was held, and Xiao Wu said to me.

"Why do you know? He saw you running here with Bai Xue?" I asked the dick.

"No, but he knew we were smashing him in the forest!" the second child said.

That's right, I can still say that I met by chance in the forest and suddenly rushed out to hunt and couldn't say anything about it.

"By the way, return the Holy Fire Order to me." I suddenly remembered this incident.

"Damn, I remember it! I want to kill you!" The second brother raised his spear and rushed towards me.

In the end, I won, but unfortunately it was time to wash his hands three times. His armpits were really too terrifying.

"Dear Princess, do you want to marry the Prince Charming?" The boss touched his white beard and put his tall hat on his face.

"Well... I don't want to! But he is really nice, handsome and upright, and his country is also very strong. He will inherit the throne in the future..." Bai Xue counted the advantages of the prince charming with her little finger.

"He is not a good person!" My second brother and I said in unison. Anyway, we almost killed him once. Killing people and eliminating the people, of course, the latter sounds more comfortable.

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, you are not a good person either!" Bai Xue smiled and pouted at me.

I'm sorry, it seems that the image of a bad person has been deeply rooted in people's hearts.

"Fang Lin, this morning, the bird told me that the prince charming had returned to his country and would probably bring people to the forest to search for people, especially to find you and the second child. Our king and queen have not expressed their opinions yet, and they don't know what they think." The white-bearded boss said to me.

I touched my nose and said, "Who told you? Who is the bird?"

Which one is stupid to choose this name, little bird? How embarrassing? Don’t most people claim to have a big bird?

"Pu" A piece of bird dropping fell from the sky, flying air, almost landing on my head. At this moment, I remembered the classic lines in "A Chinese Odyssey": At that moment, that sword was only 0.01 cm away from my throat...

At this moment, this lump of Xiang is only a little distance away from me, and it can be said that it was passing by me. It waved its sleeves without taking away a cloud, leaving only a fresh lump of hot Xiang...

"Well, the bird was just saying hello to you." The boss pointed to the white bird flying in the sky.

I:"......."

Paralyzing, is this bird sure that it is not provoking?

"Dragon! Shoot him!" I handed the spear to the Dragon.

"The bird is our friend. I only shoot black birds every time. They are the bird's enemy. Both sides often grab territory." The second brother put down his spear.

Oh, no wonder Xiaoqi brother was so ruffian at the age of five. This forest is simply a gathering place for gangsters, even birds grab territory every day, what the hell!

"Boss, do you understand the bird's singing?" I asked the most critical question.

"Yes, I've said you but don't believe me. Didn't you say that we are good friends with animals?" As he said that, the dick ejaculated another black bird.

Me: "@#￥%!"

"Or... let's move first? Stay green mountains here, don't be afraid of burning firewood." I said all such classic words. I remember every bandit and robber left this sentence before escaping. There is also a sentence with the same effect: **Wait for me! And I will be another hero eighteen years later!

"My big name is Qizi, my nickname is Xiaoqi Ge, and I am known as the Little Overlord of the East Forest. Since my debut, I have never changed my name or changed my surname. Do you tell me to escape? If it is spread, where is my Qizi face?" Xiaoqi Ge wrinkled his cute little nose and stepped on the chair with one foot. His movements were very domineering. Xiao Dingding fluttered in the wind and shook endlessly...

I grabbed his forehead and gave him a head break. I looked at the other dwarves, but no one wanted to move.

I thought about it and decided to persuade me well. I couldn't help but remember a verse I had read before.

"Let me tell you a story. In the past, Hanshan asked Shide: How to deal with the world's treatment of slandering me, bullying me, insulting me, laughing at me, despising me, despising me, hate me, and lying me?" I said, making a slight pause. After all, it was classical Chinese. I was afraid that the dwarves would not understand such a low cultural level, so I also translated the plain language.

"Well, it's probably what I just translated. What do you think Master Shide answered?" I looked around the dwarves and prepared to tell them the correct answer, that is: just tolerate him, let him, let him avoid him, be patient, respect him, ignore him, and stay for a few more years, and you can see him!

What a charming dialogue, how educational! Its classic level is tantamount to the sentence when the protagonist of a novel is pretending to be a slut: Don’t bully the young man and be poor!

I think this feeling has been touched by countless people. When the dwarves heard this, they should agree to move first.

As a result, the dwarves looked at each other. I was about to speak, but before they could say this, they said in unison: "Then beat him! Beat him! Fuck him! Slap him! Try him! Try him! Beat him a few more times, die every time, look at him!"

Me: "...I...I'll go!"

Bandit culture! Bandit culture!!

No wonder Napoleon once said: Concentration is the essence. How many powerful people have condensed their dwarves so short?

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Chapter completed!