039 [Dried one to death]
People are afraid of unknown things. Therefore, no matter which country they are in, there are some legends of monsters and monsters. In fact, most of them are derived from humans' awe of nature.¥f
The current situation of the Forty Thieves is...it's scaring my father to death!
It's paralyzing, scaring people? We forty brothers just returned from riding horses, and only one of the four horses' hooves stepped on the hillside, and immediately burst out loud! Look at the posture, it's like thunder thunder rising from the ground! The rolling waves swept from all directions, and it would be strange if we didn't scare people!
Originally, when going out during the Chinese New Year, a naughty child suddenly sets firecrackers behind you and trembles. Dozens of naughty children are scared at the same time. The effect is absolutely terrifying... And these local bullies have never seen anything like firecrackers in their lives.
Today is so weird...
The forty thieves looked at the hillside one after another, wondering why their treasure cave had become this ghostly virtue after not coming back in a few days?
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"Boss, this is so weird! Do you think we are still going up the mountain?" The short and fat third leader was most afraid at this moment, and he was so scared that he was trembling. He just counted that he rushed the fastest, but he was so scared that he almost threw him off the horse's back.
"Idiot!" The one-eyed dragon boss whipped a whip in front of the third boss. Who dared to go up the mountain now? Didn't you hear the bursts of explosions continue? Look at the hillside, it's smoke...
"We'll come back tonight!"
Adhering to the bad principle of doing things in the dark at night, the forty thieves temporarily stopped their horses and retreated, preparing to wait until it gets dark before it comes to find out. Paralysis. What kind of world is this? Will you let people go home?
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Looking at a group of crazy naughty kids. I squatted on the ground and laughed alone. It is better to have fun with everyone than to have fun alone. These sisters can have fun. In fact, I am also happy from the bottom of my heart.
Lola's white little hands were actually red. I was fiddling with these firecrackers. Many of them were mute cannons, and some of them exploded very quickly, but they exploded before they were thrown out. Lola's little hands were actually blown several times, and every time I saw them, it made me feel distressed. Which of these sisters had been blown five or six times? But they wouldn't feel pain anyway. Ordinary people probably were bloody and bloody. Their little hands were red and swollen for at most. Alas. After all, we are weak chickens, and they are superman.
"Ahha! Take me a shot!" As he said that, Lola threw the firecrackers at A Zi.
Have you ever seen your own sister throw firecrackers at her? Damn, it would be strange if any sister dares to do this, not be beaten to death by the elders at home. But I am too lazy to pay attention to them. Anyway, my body is perverted, and it is almost the same to use big cannons to bombard them. A few firecrackers are like itchy.
Yaya looked serious and thought she was studying the principle if she didn't know. In fact, she was already happy, and this stinky girl liked to pretend, not to mention doing too much. Lola had been crazy for an hour, and probably couldn't hear it anymore. Xiaonan, a flower-picking thief who had 19 sisters, started to talk to herself again. Her happiness was not the happiness of ordinary people. When she was happy, she was happy that nineteen people were happy together. The excitement was too terrifying. I heard that she also had a mixed taste when picking flowers. All kinds of women were teased by her. After all, nineteen personality and nineteen aesthetics made her have a good appetite. As long as she was a female, she basically refused everyone.
But... Why doesn't the personality of the nineteenth person have a normal personality? I have such a handsome appearance, so you are here to tease my cousin. My cousin promises to sacrifice himself for justice and force all over his body to make you submit.
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The night gradually became deeper. I had been making a fuss for a whole day without any rest, which made me exhausted. Fortunately, the "New Year's Eve dinner" made by the little chef Margina is very delicious. Now I have money, and I don't care about the price of buying vegetables. My brother who is too cheap is not favored. If you don't ask whether you are of good quality, I will just buy expensive ones. It is also a technical job to spend so many gold coins for dozens of people. I am really worried that I will not spend it when I die.
On the hillside, everyone gathered together again.
"Big cousin, is this thing more powerful than firecrackers?" Lola said, holding a cylindrical thing.
"That's not, it's hundreds of times stronger than firecrackers." I told Lola to be careful.
After putting the cylindrical thing on the ground, I said to my sisters: "I'll show you a good-looking guy later. This thing is difficult to make, and it took me a lot of effort, but you must pay attention to safety."
That's right, I tinkered with the fireworks. Although it was a semi-finished product, I might as well blow it up at a glance. I can't count the safety indicators here. I dare to use any dangerous things, but I can't blow this group of naughty kids to death anyway.
"Amao! Light the fire!" I lit a wooden stick and stuffed it into its donkey's mouth.
"Puchi, I...I can't!" Ah Mao shook his tail and put two stinky farts on my face.
Paralysis, this stupid donkey is getting more and more excessive. Now he likes to stare at other people's faces and farts. Last time that fart almost knocked me to death. If this book is eunuch, remember to kill the donkey and vent your anger.
"Did you see that thread? Just burn the thread with the thread, you can do whatever you want!" I kicked its big butt.
"Big cousin, I'll do it!" The young general Lola began to volunteer, and she was greeted by a big brain-breaking girl. Stupid girl, this thing is very dangerous, no matter how strong you are, you will be injured by the bomb. As for Ah Mao... if you are injured, you will be injured. Anyway, I don't feel sorry for you.
The stupid donkey walked over with a whimper, then put the donkey's head next to the lead. Unfortunately, its body was not very coordinated, and the big donkey's eyes were right for a long time and the direction was not right. The idiot used his hooves to set fireworks horizontally and finally lit it!
"Your sister! Are fireworks set up horizontally? You run away!" I didn't care who was next to me. Anyway, I grabbed those close to me and then drilled behind the trees next to me.
After getting in, I found out that I was catching Brother Xiaoqi. This naughty child was shaking Xiao Dingding with excitement, as if he had been slapped with medicine. As for danger, he didn't have this word in his mind at all.
"What? Master, what did you say to Amao just now?" Amao didn't seem to react, but the dangerous goods in its arms no longer gave it time to react.
The muzzle of the fireworks was aimed at the foot of the mountain.
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At the foot of the mountain, the forty thieves who were ready to go set out again. The third leader might feel that it was too embarrassing to be scared in the morning, so this time he took the lead.
"I don't believe this time...Damn it! What's the matter!"
A thing that seemed to be a trend flew towards his face. Bang———the first firework in the world exploded in his head.
That spark is so brilliant.
A certain year, month and day.
The third leader, the flop. (To be continued, please search for Piaotianwen, novels are better, updated and faster!
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