038 [No one dares to go up the mountain]
Everyone has their own fun, but the boring life is so boring. I have learned to enjoy myself in boredom, so even though I am in another world, I decided to have a good New Year.
Several sisters have amazing physical fitness. They are wearing shorts in cold weather and are running around the room, playing games of fighting and killing with pigtails. In fact, they also think it is boring to listen to every day.
"It seems that it's time to send out a killer weapon!" I took out the neatly polished pieces of jade and a brush from the package, found a corner and went in and tinkered.
What is the most interesting thing on New Year’s Eve?
You talk about the New Year’s Eve dinner? Nonsense!
The most meaningful thing on New Year’s Eve is of course the national gambling - Bo! This family is playing with double buttons, and the other family is playing with Niu Gong. The golden flowers are blown up until they fly, and the other is full of fun at 10 o’clock. Of course, the one that suits the national sentiment is the most in line with the people’s feelings is still something called mahjong.
One billion people have nine hundred million people, this sentence is not just a joke.
The 22 sisters, plus the little chef and me, just enough to get 6 tables. As for Brother Xiaoqi, you are too young, so go get out and drink goat milk.
After I explained the rules, the group of naughty kids began to try it out. Anyway, there were so many gold coins in the cave that they couldn't put them down. They were not the money they earned, and they didn't feel distressed if they spent it. So just take it out as a bargaining chip. There were gold coins like a hillside piled in front of everyone, which was dazzling.
There are always news on earth that Indian tycoons are wearing pure gold shirts, and then they wear big gold chains in the pictures, and their ten fingers are covered with gold rings. At that time, I felt so awesome.
Now, I have seen several gold mountains in my house. It turns out that before I knew it, I have gone from a poor man who is about to sell my kidneys to a super nouveau riche.
"Hey! Don't move! It's a waste!" Yaya made a serious flop and then began to dig gold coins.
Look at the squad leader, his expressions of digging gold coins are serious and so hard, which is really speechless.
Paralysis. It was clearly a game that I invented, but I couldn't play these robbers so quickly? Lola was stupid in her daily life. She knew that her mind was full of white spots, but she was just now. Yes, she even knew how to cheat!
I promised to have big breasts and no brains. But you secretly ate walnuts
The ones who can go to my table are naturally the elder sisters among the sisters, Yaya, Lola, and Xiaonan.
Xiaonan has begun to activate the money-making mode. There is no way, her mind is not very normal. I feel that she is not facing one person, but nineteen people!
Paralysis, nineteen personality, I feel it's a pity if you don't go to be a saint! She may have a meeting in her brain, and more than ten personality are discussing what kind of cards are better to play. Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang, and 19 Xiaonans can't stand even if I have an IQ of 249.
The naughty kids are so naughty that they are playing with at the card table, so they can’t live this life!
"Wow hahaha! Give money! When did I lose my East Forest Little Overlord lose?" Xiaoqi's clamoring voice resounded throughout the hole. The sisters sighed.
Yes, I'm kicked off the poker table now, because my skills are too bad.
Brother Xiaoqi, a four-year-old child, is now invincible. He just played all of them. Among these people, he is the highest in his small gold mountain.
This result is a bit difficult for me to accept. I really want to chop my hands up. On New Year's Eve, I will invent a yarn mahjong!
I am idle too. Since I dislike my skills, I will make some fun things myself.
Since I was a child, what I admire most at home is my deceased grandfather. The old man is very versatile. Although he doesn't know a single word, he can repair electrical appliances, wood carvings, and firecrackers.
Firecrackers are actually not very difficult. Putting aside the safety factor, they are actually easy and casual to make. Anyway, they just make a few to play and add a little bit of New Year atmosphere. For Chinese people, if there is no firecracker during the New Year, it is not called New Year at all. They are full of prosperity, so that they can be festive.
After fiddling around for an afternoon, I finally finished a lot of them. Looking at the semi-finished product in front of me, I didn’t dare to order it.
On the top of the mountain, I stood in the wind, and looked lonely and lonely.
The sisters and Xiaoqi behind them were like fools, and were confused when they looked at the firecrackers in their hands.
"Hmph, you idiots, so what if you are good at playing mahjong? Are you a bunch of rusks? Isn't you so powerful for making firecrackers?"
Many protagonists in novels will create inventions such as fireworks and hot air balloons after traveling to another world. At this time, I feel a little like the protagonist. Of course, the premise is that the world is inexplicably equipped with gunpowder, and I don’t know which Tiansha made it accidentally. In ancient China, it was because Qi practitioners refined elixirs and made gunpowder by fooling around. I guess the world is not much worse, because I saw gunpowder in the pharmacy, and a group of psychopaths!
"Big cousin, will this thing sound when it is lit?" Lola held a handful of hands, stating that it was igniting beside me.
I quickly distanced her from her and nodded, but they also made the right demonstration.
"Ba" When the first firecracker rang, the loud crackling sound scared them to the point of being stunned, but not long after, a group of naughty kids who were killed in heaven played and began to throw firecrackers all over the mountains.
I don’t have to worry about safety factors at all. They are all superhuman physiques. They set off a bunch of 1,000-sounding firecrackers on their bodies, and they will probably be unscathed after the blow. Maybe they can dance to the crackling sound of the firecrackers, so that they can be worthy of the crackling rhythm.
At the foot of the mountain, 40 horses were running, rolling up waves of smoke and dust. The forty thieves returned from robbery, and it was the time to return with a full load.
"Boss, this ticket is great, I just don't know if the little thief who entered our treasure cave before dared to come again!" The short and fat third leader licked his thick lips, looking a little bloodthirsty.
He rode his horse and whipped it, and ran in the front, such a hideous villain.
Then
"Crack---Damn!" The third leader was scared, what a sound!
"Crack--!" The sound sounded in all directions, which was the superwomen running around the hillside, throwing firecrackers while running.
Not long after, loud crackling sounds were heard everywhere on the entire hillside, and the sounds came from all directions like fried beans, strange and terrifying.
The forty thieves all stopped their horses and were so scared that they were stunned.
In front of the small hill, no big thief dared to go home (to be continued)
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