When you are chatting with others, what is the most likely thing to attract other people's interest?

The answer is..., pornographic jokes!

So what kind of thing is the easiest thing you say about is to let others remember and consciously spread it with superior power? The answer is, the pornographic joke about someone’s impotence!

Generally speaking, when people (here refers to men) hear others say how powerful they are in bed, they are as long as they are better than themselves, and they are mostly just listening to it, but they don’t believe it anyway. What, do you say you are seven times a night? It’s nonsense, seven times a night, I think you are seven wolves who just beat seven times a night:

Of course, if people hear that others have impotence, no small amount of Jiji, and don’t take any action, they will definitely think it’s normal, and it’s natural that men in the world are all impotence except themselves.

What? You said that Lawyer Pei has no small Jiji, okay, he should have stopped raising it long ago.

To sum up, so after Wukong said that a lawyer was cursed by the demonic path of the Shangqing sect, Li Shimin was obviously much more attentive than when he heard Wukong say that Shenma is a god.

Of course, this does not rule out whether His Highness Li Shimin is now considering whether Wang Gui, who was sent by Shangqing, had he let him see his wife's affairs when he visited him. His wife's speech was much more beautiful than his sister Princess Linhai. What if this demon had evil intentions and cursed himself for no small Jiji?

It’s really too vicious to curse others that they won’t be able to get Jiji!

"Since it is the magic technique, how did you discover it, Master Wukong?" Li Shimin continued to ask

"At the beginning, "I didn't notice it either." Wukong replied seriously: "After all, there are no magic tricks like cursing others. I have just heard of similar evil tricks, but I was ignorant of the specific ones. At that time, I just found out that Lawyer Pei was not because of a patient, so I hope Lawyer Pei would check it out......,

"As soon as Lawyer Pei investigated, he disappeared from the Taoist priest Wang Gui of the Shangqing Sect." Wukong said with a heavy face, "The facts are now certain. Even the thief who hired Wang Gui to steal Lawyer Pei's hair to perform evil tricks was found under my calculations."

"Is the matter true?" Li Shimin continued.

"I have never lie in my life!" Wu Yu answered seriously.

That's right, I never lie. What I say is well-founded. Even if I have no basis, I will make up a basis for me.

"At the morning of tomorrow, Pei Sikong will lead people to enter Lingxuan Temple to capture Wang Gui, and then all the truth will be revealed." Wukong showed a mysterious smile, "If... I mean, after this happens tomorrow, if someone knows that Yuanshi Tianzun is a fake god, and writes a letter to Your Majesty to expose this matter out of righteous indignation, I think His Royal Highness can't punish this official, right?"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up.

The method Wukong said hit his mind just right. For him who was determined to ascend the throne, it was very useful for Wang Yuanzhi and Qi to calm down Taoist priests like him.

Why did His Majesty Li Yuan publicize himself before ascending the throne, saying that the 18-child main artifact said that he was like himself, and after ascending the throne, he tied his family background and immortality with gods like Li Er, just to give the royal family a sacred coat.

The king has the power of God, and the emperor is the son of God. He is not on the same level as you mortals!

If Wang Yuanzhi and Qi pacified the two confirmed high-level Taoists who were determined to Li Jiancheng, it would be a difficult problem for Li Shimin's great cause! Originally, Li Jiancheng was the eldest son, and if he had the destiny of heaven, his status would be very unfavorable!

As for the matter of Pei Ji taking people to Ling Xuanfeng to arrest people tomorrow, Li Shimin did not doubt at all. Everyone knew Pei Ji's position as a lackey. When he was speechless, he had to think about dealing with the Taoists, let alone after he took the blame this time, he was even more unscrupulous!

"But... Li Shimin is not a future Tian Khan. After being excited, he quickly calmed down. As you said, the matter of Yuanshi Tianzun being a false god, and the monk cannot come forward, otherwise it will easily make the father think that this is another dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, but there is only one day left. Where can you ask Gu to find a high way to agree with this?"

"Your Highness..." Li Chunfeng spoke, "When his master Yuan Tiangang was in Qingyang Temple in Shu not long ago, he saw a volume of bamboo slips from the Southern and Northern Dynasties. It was a note by Yu Youyue, a disciple of Lu Xiujing, the Shangqing Sect. It recorded how to replace Taishang Laojun with the Primitive King, thereby attacking the other Taoist sects that worship Taishang Laojun, etc., and thus revitalizing the Shangqing Sect."

"Really?" Li Shimin looked at Li Chunfeng with confusion. The meaning in his eyes was that this matter was too coincidental. I said that you made it up and lied to me, right?

"Really!" Li Chunfeng looked at Li Shimin with a firm look and nodded heavily: Li Shimin looked at Li Chunfeng with a stare look for a while, and after seeing his guiltless expression, he nodded with satisfaction. Of course, Li Chunfeng actually heard Yuan Tiangang say that, and he didn't know that this memory was forced to Yuan Tiangang by Wukong, so he naturally showed confidence.

"Okay!" Li Shimin simply slapped his high-high '... Then that's it. If Pei Ji captured Wang Gui in the Shangqing Sect tomorrow and found something like a witch cup, and after the person was captured, there would definitely be officials in the East Palace who presented the matter of Yuanshi Tianzun to the father forged by the Shangqing Sect to the Emperor."

"Your Highness is indeed decisive!" Wukong smiled and folded his hands together. "... In this way, the people of the world will be lucky:...,

"I said the little monk...,..., while at Hou Junjifang, he said sarcastically, "No matter how I listen to this, it seems to have nothing to do with you. What do you want to do when you run so hard?"

"If I say it's for the people of the world, do you believe it?" Wukong smiled and asked Hou Junji.

"What do you think?" Hou Junji did not answer.

"By the way, General Hou, you just call me Xiaozi, I call him Xiao monk, right?..., Wukong continued:

"Hmph!..., Hou Junji hummed contemptuously.

Wukong smiled innocently and looked at Hou Junji, "So do you think, I, a monk, need any reason to deal with Taoist priests?

"..." Hou Junji turned his head depressedly and did not answer Wukong. Li Chunfeng looked at Wukong with a look of laughter and crying on his face!

What kind of world is this? The Taoist priest has provoked you. Li Chunfeng said he was shot even while lying down!

"Okay, kidding!..., Wukong laughed haha ​​and nodded to Li Chunfeng and Li Shimin, "Those are just jokes. I'm just like this, just like what Wang Yuanzhi had done...

"What did Wang Yuanzhi do before?" Li Shimin asked in confusion, "...what's the matter?"

"It's what Your Highness once went to see Wang Yuanzhi with Fang Xuanling." Wukong stood up seriously and bowed deeply to Li Shimin, "Your Highness will be the Emperor Taiping in the future, and I wish to cherish himself!...,

With a snap, the teacup in Li Shimin's hand had fallen to the ground. '...How did you know about this?"

Li Shimin was also frightened, because whether Wang Yuanzhi's prophecy or surrender was said after he invited Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling into the room. In other words, except for Wang Yuanzhi, only Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling knew about this matter. Li Shimin himself had never mentioned this scare, and he believed that Fang Xuanling would not say it.

As for Wang Yuanzhi, it is even more impossible. At this moment, if Wang Yuanzhi dares to say whatever he wants, he will not need His Majesty Li Yuan to take action, and Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji will kill him.

But now Wukong revealed the secret between them in one go, and even Wang Yuanzhi said everything that he had said at that time, which immediately shocked Li Shimin!

If Ruhong had this incident spread, Li Shimin would not dare to think about how Li Yuan would treat him.

"Your Highness, don't worry, if you really don't do it to Your Highness, the words that Wang Yuanzhi said have already reached His Majesty's ears." Wukong bowed to Li Shimin calmly, "And I am different from Wang Yuanzhi. When he said these words, it was just a matter of his highness. So he was just speculating. So after he discovered that Your Highness was suppressed by His Majesty, he immediately shrank and completely gave up what he had said."

"And Xiao Ni is completely different from him, because I am not speculating, but because I have confirmed that in the near future, Your Highness will replace His Majesty and become the Lord of the people of the world:...,

"You said, I should be the lord of the world?" Li Shiyi had recovered at this time, coughed, and then asked again.

"Yes, I never lie in my life. I said that your highness will become the lord of the world, so your highness will definitely become the lord of the world." Wukong raised his head and showed a solemn and dignified face. "This is a thread of secret that I have spent all my magic power in my body before seeing from the chaotic future."

"Hmph, since our Highness will definitely rule the world, isn't it the same for you to help or not?... Hou Junji sneered and said, "Since your destiny is in your Highness, don't you come to speculate after seeing this? What's the difference between you and Wang Yuanzhi?"

"General Hou, you are wrong again." Wukong turned around and shook his finger at Hou Junji, "First, only the past is eternal and unchanging, and the future is infinitely changing. I said that your highness can rule the world, and that is precisely because of my help. If I had not seen all this and had not come to Chang'an City..."

Wukong showed a calm smile at Li Shimin, "Believe me, Your Highness, you have been implicated by Zhang Liang at this moment and have been scolded by His Majesty Li Yuan. Moreover, if I hadn't blocked the news from the East Palace some time ago and helped the staff you sent to contact the Turks smoothly, even if Zhang Liang did not confess now, Your Highness, you are still in danger...

After Wukong finished his first sentence about Zhang Liang, Li Shimin's face was still calm, but when Wukong finished his second sentence, everyone, including Li Shimin, felt a shock!

I'm dizzy! This little monk even knew that we had an affair with the Turks and encouraged the Turks to invade the south!

With a blink of an eye, Hou Junji had already shown his knife, "...Your Highness, this little monk must not be kept, we must..."

"Silence me, right?" Wukong said with a smile, "General Hou, I won't tell you that after you have destroyed my mouth, "Is there any way to reveal your future arrangements? In fact, even if you are silence me, why do you think you can destroy my mouth?"

As he said that, Wukong raised his left hand calmly, made an exaggerated move, and then snapped his fingers hard. Then he saw Wukong shake his sleeves hard, and suddenly a thick stream of smoke came out of his body. Then Wukong smiled slightly at Hou Junji and stepped into the smoke one after another.

"Your Highness, don't worry!... Hou Junji raised the long sword in his hand."... Before he came in, he ordered the Eastern Palace Guard to be alert. Unless this demon monk turned into a fly, he would definitely not fly out...

"Come!" With Hou Junji's shout, four or five had already rushed in from outside the door, and Tiancewei said: "Blow away the smoke."

After these Tiancewei found a fan and blew away the thick smoke in the hall, Li Shimin and the others realized that the entire hall was empty and there was no trace of a person:

"This little demon monk must be hiding in a corner:..., Hou Junji waved his hand, "Go and find me..."

These Tiance Guards were struggling in the hall for a long time, but they found nothing. Li Shimin watched Hou Junji with interest and directed Tiance Guards to sway in the hall, with a hint of unhappy smile on his face:

"Your Highness..." Hou Junji, who had searched for a circle, returned to the middle of the hall and knelt on one knee, "Please allow me to take Tiancewei to Zhuangyan Temple to get the head of the demon monk back to see you...

"If Gu remembered correctly, Wuji took more than 100 Tiancewei to Zhuangyan Temple to beat him up last time. What was the result?" Li Shimin tapped the table gently with his fingers, and there was a smile on his face. "...Junji, what you mean is that you are better than Wuji, Shubao and Jingde, and you can do what they can't do, right?"

"I don't mean this!" Hou Junji knelt on the ground," replied in panic, "I am just, I am just......

"It's just something, tell me to Gu!" Li Shimin continued, "This time Gu didn't say anything, you have already stood up and made a decision for Gu. Junji, you have followed me for a long time. Gu trusts you very much, but Gu doesn't remember when he gave you the right to make decisions for Gu?,

"I dare not, I am not arrogant." Hou Junji knocked his head on the ground.

"You've done it all, you still say you're so afraid, say forgive me..." Li Shimin said carelessly, "Where did this Wukong offend you? You would rather do something like this than destroy him?"

"Yes, why!" A crisp voice came from a corner behind Li Shimin, "I'm also very interested in listening to it...

"Ah! This demon monk is still in the hall..." Hou Junji jumped up from the ground with a rubbing, "Come..."

"Hou Junji..." Li Shimin said coldly, "Have you got up?"

"That's it!" Wukong's voice came from the corner, "Your Highness made you feel wronged, you jumped up regardless of it. I said, "I have any grudges with you. As for letting you hear my voice, you don't even put your highness in your eyes. Hou Junji, you are offending, do you know?"

"Your Highness..." Hou Junji continued to kneel down honestly, "I just think that the demon monk Wukong is too dangerous, so..."

"Your sister is dangerous!" Wukong's voice continued, "Did I do anything wrong to the world besides saving the world and saving people? You actually said I am dangerous, I'm a little boy! You go to Jiangzhou to inquire. Who in Jiangzhou doesn't know the reputation of Xiao I'm a little boy who saves the world and saves people."

"And when it comes to danger, Xiao Nazhou said that the Taoist priest Wang Gui of the Shangqing Sect had already attacked Pei Ji's son and used the witch cup technique to make him unhumane. Why don't you think the Taoist priest of the Shangqing Sect is dangerous?" Wukong said in an indignant tone.

"The king of monkey has been in and out of the Qin Palace so many times. Maybe he has also used the magic of the witchcraft in and out of the Qin Palace or anyone in the palace of His Highness Qin Palace. If you don't know, it's fine. You know, why don't you check it out? Has he attacked the Qin Palace?...

"You don't accumulate your mind for such a dangerous person. I, the Wan Family Buddha in Jiangzhou, feel dangerous. I said Hou Junji, are you an undercover agent sent by the prince?"

"Your Highness, don't listen to this little demon monk's nonsense. I am not the prince's undercover!" Hou Junji said while usurping his head on the ground, "Your loyalty to you is visible in the sky!"

"Well, you are loyal to Gu, and I still believe in this." Li Shimin asked in confusion, "But Gu really wants to know why you hate Wukong so much?"

Well, hurry up and say, I want to know too! Wukong, who was hiding in a corner of the hall, was also wondering in his heart. Could it be that I was too much when I tested the hypnosis and hints? How could it be possible? The time is so short, just a shallow hypnosis plus a hint, at most, it would make him a little disgusted with me.

What's going on now? Seeing Hou Junji like this, he doesn't hate me anymore. He is like Xiao Na's wife and his girl sleeping with him. Damn this is too exaggerated!

"This...... Hou Junji's face turned red and hesitated and couldn't answer. Finally, he simply thumped his head on the ground, "Damn it, please punish him!"

Whose mother wants to punish you? Please hurry up and say to me... I will let me analyze what is wrong with Zhou Cai's hypnosis.

Hou Junji insisted on refusing to say it. Although Wukong felt a little disappointed, he didn't care much. The speakers and people also had things that were naturally pleasing to the eyes. In the words of later generations, it is called Xiangyan.

If you can't guarantee that you and Hou Junji's eight characters will be in conflict, maybe you may be able to do so.

But Li Shimin was obviously even more disappointed. After all, Hou Junji's actions were likely to make Wukong, a young monk with great power, have a bad impression of him. So Li Shimin said coldly, "What do I have to punish you? If you want to punish me, it should be the little master Wukong who will punish you..."

"Mr. Wukong, come out!" Li Shimin raised his head and glanced at the hall. "Although it was Jun Ji's fault just now, Gu has accepted this account. Gu is now using his life to guarantee your safety."

Wukong's voice came from behind Li Shimin, "A straw raincoat, hat and short tent, traveling around the world, watching the past and present, and seeing all things, and seeing all the things are always empty." Then, the people present saw Wukong's figure swaying in from outside the back door of the hall, "Your Highness the King of Qin's words made me feel ashamed. This is just a game between Xiaokong and General Hou, so why should I punish you?

"Wukong, you think it's a game, but others don't think so." Li Shimin looked at Hou Junji coldly, "Junji, apologize to Master Wukong!"
To be continued...