Chapter 27: Although violence can't solve all problems, it can solve you!
Chapter 27: Although violence cannot solve all problems, it can solve you!
Although Wukong explained to HP and others that he was preparing to make a big fuss in the temple was to make most people focus on themselves and let a small number of so-called smart people discover the truth about Huikong that was hidden.
Well, it’s actually wrong to say that, and it can’t be said that it’s wrong, or it should be said that it’s not completely right! Some of the reasons why Wukong did this are to establish his authority!
To be honest, after coming to this world, I became a monk at the age of four. Until now, I have been talking about it for several years, but Wukong still has no experience in how to be a good leader of a temple!
Before Wukong took office, he asked Master Daoxin about this matter, but Master Daoxin actually gave Wukong a sentence without moral qualities, "How to be the host of the temple? Well, get up every morning to eat, and then squint a little... Well, meditate and meditate for a while, then exercise your body, exercise routinely, and then have lunch..."
Finally, Wukong summarized three points from Master Daoxin's words: Eat, sleep, and exercise appropriately! Well, at least these three points that Master Daoxin said are better than the life of a pig.
Then Wukong once asked Senior Brother Hongren about this matter. The very reliable Senior Brother Hongren spent two days drafting some precautions for Wukong as the head of the temple, such as getting up in the morning to take the monks to do morning classes, then taking the monks to have dinner, then taking the monks to work, and then taking the monks to have lunch...
Well, after reading this, Wukong found out after reading it casually, he wanted to be the foreman of other monks by himself. In other words, he was the leader, and he would do whatever other monks do! Of course, as the most important responsibility of the temple master, it is necessary to ensure that the other monks eat and wear well!
After seeing this precaution, Wukong's first feeling was that he was not going to Yangzhou to be a monk's head, but to Yangzhou to make cows and horses for the other monks! Why, I am the parents of those monks? Even if my parents are not able to raise such a great son and daughter like this!
So, without surprise, this precaution was thrown into the garbage dump by Wukong without hesitation! So, after finally making trouble, he still didn't know what a temple master abbot should do!
But it doesn't matter. I haven't eaten Tang Monk's meat when I speak, but after all, I have seen Tang Monk's living! After finding that I can't find a reliable adviser around me, Wukong bit his teeth, made a decisive decision!
Don’t think about how to be a temple master, just treat those monks as gangsters!
So what should I do when the underworld changes to the boss? Of course, I will give the girls a warning immediately so that they can know that the new boss is a profession, a skillful person, a strong person, and awesome person, and you guys with only five combat power will never be able to reach it.
That's right, that's it!
The so-called new officials take office for three fires. For their first fire, it doesn’t matter if they sacrifice some door panels, doors, and doors, and horses. The great leaders teach us that we cannot regret those jars and jars. To break them, we must break them, and then break the old world, and then build a new world on the ruins of the old world!
So, what Wukong wants to do now is to use his fists to let the monks of Qiling Temple know that the new master, I am often not easy to mess with. In this way, when everything is done, when you really take the position of the master of Qiling Temple, you can also be less concerned about doing things!
"Idiot, I apologize to you!" Wukong picked up the neck of the monk on the ground with a skillful smile, "For my apology, I'll kowtow with gratitude!" Bang, before the monk could figure out what was going on, he was pressed down by Wukong again and knocked on the ground!
"You damn little monk..." Seeing that the monk was humiliated, the seven or eight monks next to him immediately turned red and rolled up their sleeves and rushed over! Looking at the monks' movements, Wukong sneered a corner of his mouth, and then he bowed without hesitation. Not only did he not avoid it, he rushed up at these people.
Just as Wukong rushed out, HP and the others stopped without hesitation. HP was in front and Zhixing behind him surrounded Sanbaozi and Huikong!
"You guys, you guys, actually dare to attack the master of our temple!" With the words, Wukong had already rushed to the middle of them, followed by a sky-rushing cannon without hesitation, and directly put the monk who was rushing in front to the ground. After Wukong's body fell down, he squatted away the fists of the two monks below, and then swept the legs!
Just as the remaining monks of Qiling Temple were stunned, the monks who rushed out were knocked down to the ground by the young monk who claimed to be the master of the temple in just one minute.
After knocking down the last monk, the young monk turned around and his sharp eyes passed through all the monks in Qiling Temple, "Who is the manager of this temple?"
At this moment, I suddenly heard a very rough voice coming from behind, "Get out of the way, get out of the way..."
As he spoke, a black and fat monk, with three or four strong monks, squeezed over from the back of the temple, "Which turtle, dares to make trouble in our Qiling Temple..."
The next moment, the black monk had already seen Wukong, "Boy, was it you who caused trouble in our Qiling Temple?"
Goku glanced at the guy, and did not answer him, but asked, "Who is the manager of this temple?"
"Master Buddha, I am!" The fat black monk patted his chest.
"Are you in charge of this temple?" Wukong then turned his attention to the black monk. Well, this guy doesn't look like a monk. In fact, it might be more appropriate to be a butcher according to his shape!
"That's right, I am the Fahai of Qiling Temple!" The fat black monk thrust his chest.
"Fahai..." Wukong blinked, and I won't say much about other boys. You said that you have grown into this kind of virtue, and you said that your name is Fahai? Are you worthy of the name Fahai?
"That's right!" After the fat black monk agreed, he remembered his purpose. "Boy, you dare to come to our Qiling Temple to play wild. If I don't teach you a lesson today..."
"It's good that you are Dianzu!" Wukong interrupted the fat black monk without hesitation, "Say, where is the Zen room of the temple master?"
"...You don't know what kind of temple master's meditation room?"
"Nonsense, I am the master of Qiling Temple now. Where is my Zen Room?" Wukong said to the fat black monk with an impatient look on his face, "Tell me quickly, don't mess with me here, be careful, I will sweep you out of the house!"
The fat black monk looked at Wukong with disbelief, "Sweep the Buddha's floor and go out. You damn little bald donkey, do you know who I am?"
"I, I care who you are. Anyway, you must not be the master of this temple!" Wukong waved his hand and replied decisively, "Don't talk too much, hurry up and take me to find my own meditation room!"
"What a joke? If you are the master of this temple, then Buddha, I will be the Buddha of Tathagata!" The fat black monk laughed loudly, "Little bald donkey, you don't urinate and look at yourself. You lie and cheat, but you actually tricked the Buddha into my head!"
As he said that, the fat black monk walked forward and kicked Wukong, "Get out, don't wait for Buddha, I'll show my power!" Seeing the fat black man kicking him, Wukong found that the first thought in his mind was to directly hold onto his ankle and then go forward!
Alas! Sports is easy to addictive. After speaking yesterday's exercise, you can now think of splits when you see any movement!
This habit is not good, so it needs to be cured!
Thinking of this, Wukong resisted the urge to send the fat black guy in front of him to rape the earth, but directly stretched out the tin staff in his hand, and used the part under the Zen staff that seemed to be the tip of a gun, and casually placed the path ahead of the leg that the fat black guy kicked over!
"ah!"
The fat black man felt that the leg he raised seemed to kick directly on the tip of a knife. After a scream, he covered his legs with his hands and jumped up. Of course, this was actually Goku's mercy. When he kicked over, he pulled the tin staff a little in the direction he kicked over. Otherwise, this fat black man would have to keep it in the bed for several months!
Well, I have always been so conscientious when doing things!
"Wukong, if you want to go to your own meditation room, you should tell these brothers well, you should not use force at any time!" At this time, Huikong, who was protected by the crowd, spoke, "Violence cannot solve the problem!"
As he said that, Huikong walked out of the crowd and showed a silk book to the fat black man! "Did you see it? This is my... uncle Wukong's certificate as the master of this temple!"
"What's the use of talking about these things with this pig that has not evolved completely?" Wukong grinned at Huikong, "Master... Huikong, you have to know that although violence may not solve other problems! But it can definitely solve the problem of the black pig in front of you!"
"My mother, dare you say I'm a black pig. Master Buddha, I've never seen you such an arrogant little bald donkey," said the fat black monk who was already stuck in his legs with a black hand. He was furious when he heard Wukong's words. He snatched a short stick from the monk next to him and rushed towards Wukong, "If Master Buddha today, I don't give you some colors, I don't know..."
As for the fierce movements of the black fat man, Wukong stood there, not even hiding. He simply raised his hand and handed out the bottom of the tin staff in his hand. Then he saw the tin staff gently bypassing the short stick in the black fat man's hand and pointing it straight on the throat.
"I don't like others touching me!" Wukong raised his hand slightly, and the sharp thing deliberately left under the tin staff was slightly sunk on the black fat man's throat. "Now, take me to my meditation room right away. Have you heard it?"
"What do you want?" The fat black man thrust his chest with a very genital, "If you have the genital, you can poke it down!"
"Okay!" Wukong showed a cold smile, "I'm as you wish!"
As he spoke, Wukong's pupils shrank slightly, and the tin staff he was holding slowly exerted force. The spike that pierced the black fat man's throat slowly stabbed inside, and a blood bead slid out from under the tip of the staff!
"Uh..." The fat black man who was very tough just now felt the sharp and cold feeling of the tin staff that was like a spear tip left on his throat, and the look of the little monk in front of him, which seemed to be planning to kill, no longer had the courage to hold on. With a whim, he took two steps back!
"What, are you scared?" Wukong took back his Zen stick and looked at the fat black monk with a smile!
"Who is scared!" The fat black monk touched his bloody neck with his hands, "It's just that I don't dare to be a guy like you!"
"Now, take me to my meditation room!" Wukong said again.
"Master Buddha, I..." The fat black man seemed to be planning to say a few harsh words, but after seeing Wukong's smiling face and the flashing cold light in his eyes, his attitude softened immediately, "Okay, I'll take you there!"
"Did you see it?" Wukong turned his head and said to Huikong with a smile, "The problem has been solved!"
After the black fat man, under the coercion of Wukong, took Wukong and the others to the Zen room of the temple master in the backyard, the monks who watched the fun in the front yard gradually dispersed. At this time, the seven or eight monks who were defeated by Wukong also got up from the ground and looked at Wukong and the others' backs with resentful eyes.
"Senior brother, what should we do about this?"
"Nonsense, when have we brothers been bullied like this?" The monk who led the people spat hard on the ground, "What did you do before, what should you do now?"
"But this guy is different from those before!"
"What's the difference!" said another monk, "I admit he can fight, but he will always have time to eat and sleep. At that time, he will seize a flaw and kill him directly!"
"But didn't the boss tell us not to cause trouble now?" said another monk.
"It's not that we are going to cause trouble now, it's that we are going to cause trouble, do you know?" The leading monk glared fiercely.
"But..." The monk who did not advocate causing trouble wanted to say something else, so he heard the leading monk continue, "If you are afraid, you don't have to go. If you do something like that, we brothers are enough!"
"I didn't say I couldn't go!" Seeing the monks around him showing fierce eyes, the monk immediately changed his words, "We should always be more cautious when doing things!"
"Okay!" The leading monk made the final decision, "Fifth, you have worked hard these two days, help stare at this little bastard, find a suitable time, let's just do him! Damn, I dare to ask me to kowtow one to him, I want to see, can you bear my head?"
Just as these murderous monks were discussing how to kill Wukong behind their backs, the fat black man had already brought Wukong and others to the gate of a side courtyard behind Qiling Temple. "Here, it's here, this is the Zen room of our Master of Qiling Temple!"
"It's here?" Wukong looked at this desolate yard that was almost one person tall, "Didn't you bring the wrong place?"
"No, it's here!" The fat black man insisted!
"Why are there so many weeds in the yard?"
"This Buddhist temple should be based on compassion, and all the flowers and plants are... creatures!" The fat black man raised his head and explained to Wukong with a dark face. "The former temple master, the great monk Mingxin, was so compassionate, so he insisted on letting us weed. If no one weeds, the weeds in the yard would definitely become like this. This is a natural and normal thing!"
"Oh, I understand!" Wukong reached out and snapped his fingers, then lit a pile of wild shit in the corner of the yard with his hand, "Then can you tell me what that thing is?"
"That..." The fat black man turned his head and looked at the place where Wukong pointed, "That was the manure that the former temple master, Monk Mingxin, was worried that these weeds would not grow well, so he brought in himself! It was precisely because of the manure that those weeds could grow well, which was also a very natural and normal thing!"
"What's wrong with these windows not even having window paper?"
"We Buddhists should not be luxurious, we must be poor and self-reliant!" The fat black man replied without hesitation, "So the ex-Mingxin monk would simply not have these secular luxury. This is also a very natural and normal thing!"
"Well, it seems that those ragged doors, and those inside are at least one inch of dust, and those furnishings that are not even ragged. It must be the former temple master, the monk Mingxin, made it very natural and normal in order to learn Buddhism better!"
"You are so smart!" The fat black man smiled, "That's right, that's it!"
"I forgot to tell you something!" Wukong also looked at the fat black man with a smile, "Although I am a Buddhist, I have always eaten fine food and fine meat. Moreover, my clothes are silk and silk without silk, so I don't have to say what I live in. This situation in front of me may be more suitable for you to practice hard, but it is not suitable for me!"
As he said that, Wukong turned his head and said to HP and the others, "Senior Brother HP, go and find out where this black fat man's residence is. From today on, we will be in harmony with his residence!"
HP stood there without moving, then saw Huikong say, "HP Master... Uncle, just go once." He nodded, then turned around and walked towards the courtyard next to him!
When Wukong and HP were talking, they were facing their backs to the fat black monk, so they seemed to have no idea. After seeing the scene in front of them, a thoughtful look flashed in their eyes!
ps: Sorry, there is plenty of time for wind blowing today, but it’s Kaven!
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Chapter completed!