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Chapter 26: Who is in charge of this monastery, come out!

Chapter 26: Who is the manager of this temple? Come out!

"Looking at me..."

"Looking at me again..."

"Uncle Master, look at that guy is still looking at me!"

"I'm afraid of hair!" Wukong reached out and patted Huikong on the head, "He looks at you again, and you'll eat him!"

"I'm not a monster, how can I eat people!" Huikong looked at the person standing in front of the mountain gate of Qiling Temple. Did he turn his head and look at the monk who was Zhike here, "Uncle Junior, you should find someone else in this matter!"

"What other people are there to look for? No one is suitable for you!" Wukong replied without hesitation, "Huikong, look, your figure, appearance, size, is completely like a wise and magical martial artist. I am so smart and wise. If I don't look for you, will I go to Bajie? Look at which belly of my girl, you say he is Wukong, and the Supreme Laojun laughs, okay?"

"But……"

"There is nothing good!" Wukong whispered, "Remember, from today on, you will be the master of the Qiling Temple Master Wukong. Come on, take out the style of a monk and give me a smile!"

"I really can't..." Huikong turned his helpless eyes to the monks around him, "Master HP!"

"I said Huikong, you can't be scared because the previous temple master, Monk Mingxin, was hacked to death, so you're scared!" The bad guy Zhixing not only did not comfort Huikong, but also cheered with gloating, "I said Huikong, you have been practicing with us for so many years, why are you still not promising at all!"

"Huikong!" Compared to the bad guy Zhixing, HP was completely different. He saw him put his hand seriously on Huikong's shoulder, "Don't worry, from today on, I will protect you in a row! You will definitely not be as unlucky as Monk Mingxin!"

"I'm not worried about this..." Huikong felt so anxious that he was almost crying!

"I said Huikong..." Wukong raised his eyebrows at Huikong, "Have I bullied you normally?"

"Wukong, you really don't have the awareness of a bad person!" Zhixing laughed and said, "Who have you ever bullied when you are present?"

Looking at Huikong's expression that obviously agreed with Zhixing's words, Wukong began to induce things in a row, "Think about it, you are Wukong now, and I am Huikong. If I meet, wouldn't you call you uncle? You will immediately find the thing that I bullied me!"

"I have to say that Wukong, you are so shameless!" Zhixing said bluntly, "Can this be called back the bullying? Then you call me Senior Brother, and Senior Brother, I will become the one who bullies you?"

"Senior Brother Zhixing, don't talk too much..." Wukong scolded Zhixing, and then whispered to Huikong, "You must know that the task of our visit to Yangzhou this time is very arduous and the responsibility is very important. Now the organization gives you this important task, which is trust in you. Do you mean that you plan to let down the trust in you, you plan to let down the people's expectations of you, and you plan to let down the party... Does Zen cultivate you?"

"I don't..." The kind Huikong was fooled by Wukong again!

"Okay, we don't have time to say more!" Wukong came to the final conclusion without hesitation, "Huikong, we have been together for so many years. You must be familiar with me, what I am like, so you can be safe and bold to be Wukong. I will feel wronged for the time being, and I will be a few days old!"

After all the tricks, Wukong had decided to let Huikong replace him in order to free up his hands and feet to do something else, such as going to Hangzhou to see a big loli! Go to Hangzhou to see a little loli! Go to Hangzhou to see a little loli’s mother.

Yes, comforting the body and mind of various loli mature women and the body and mind of the wife of the royal sister is what a good monk should do! Just leave the small problems like the murder of Mingxin monk to Zhixing and Sanbaozi and others!

Of course, because Wukong had already met a fake monk yesterday, Wukong and the others did not simply change the identities of Huikong and Wukong, but Wukong was still the name of Wukong to the outside world, and Huikong was also the name of Huikong, and then used some other means to confuse those people's sight!

For example, anyone who pays attention to Wukong and others will find that the powerful HP and Zhixing follow Huikong almost inseparablely, rather than the temple master Wukong. For example, at certain specific times, when Wukong talks to Huikong, he accidentally blurts out his uncle.

Of course, the last and most important measure is that no matter what decision Wukong makes, he will discuss it with Huikong! After such a small move, I believe that as long as my mind is a little more normal, I will guess something!

Well, they guessed it right!

After everyone surrounded Huikong and finalized the matter, Wukong walked out of the crowd alone, showing a arrogant look, walked to the Zhike Monk of Qiling Temple, raised his head and looked at the Zhike Monk with his nostrils, "Say, what is your Dharma name!"

Seeing the monk with a hesitant look, Wukong suddenly turned his face, "You have deaf ears? Haven't you heard the new temple master talking to you? Bald... Monk, what is your Dharma name?"

"Are you the new temple master?" The monk Zhike couldn't believe his ears. Yes, he did know that after the previous temple master, Master Mingxin, died, a new temple master would be sent to Zen Buddhism. He also heard that the new temple master seemed to be a disciple of Master Daoxin and was very young!

But the monk in front of him is too young. No matter how he looks at it, the little monk seems to be only fifteen or sixteen years old. When he was as old as him, he seemed to be a novice monk, but he actually became the temple master!

"Why, don't you believe it?" Wukong jumped up and slapped the monk without any warning. "What are you looking at Xiao Ni with this kind of eyes? Xiao Ni, I am the temple master of this temple. You are a little governor at most, what should you do when you see the temple master?"

When I saw the monk Zhike was beaten, all the pilgrims who saw this scene were shocked!

"What's going on, what's going on?"

"It seems that the little monk slapped Master Gufei!"

"I saw it too. The little monk jumped up and slapped it in the face, which made Master Gufei unable to even speak!"

Of course, it is not so exaggerated, but Master Yufei was indeed a little confused by the beaten!

In the early years of the Tang Dynasty, that is, the monastic community had not yet reached the point of being large in scale, and the relationship between monks had not yet reached the level of strictness. The temple owner of a temple, such as Vinaya, Shangshi, Guanshi, Naosui, and Kushi, can't be called an official, but a public servant!

Because monks nowadays basically live for free, and what you have to do in a public servant in a temple is not to consider how to deduct it, but to first find ways to make food for other monks, make money, and raise other monks. If there is excess in the money, you can only consider deducting it.

So now even if he is the master of a temple, after discovering that other monks have made mistakes, he can drive them away and not let them eat and live in this temple for free, and it is impossible to even revoke their monk license. Because that thing is issued by the state, and revocation must be revoked by the state!

In fact, no matter what kind of temple it is, there will be no so-called precept hall or other places. If the monk makes a mistake, he will be sent to the official position directly. If the crime is not enough, and it is unbearable, he will be bombarded away! It was not until the Baizhangqing rule was formulated later that the monks learned from ordinary people in good spirits, and added punishment for the monks who made mistakes!

Therefore, in this relaxed environment, the monks are also very equal to each other, so Master Zhike Monk Gufei never expected that he was slapped by a young monk of fifteen or sixteen in the face in front of the mountain gate of Qiling Temple!

"You..." Zhike Monk was very angry!

"What are you?" Wukong thrust his chest and looked like I was very awesome. "Now your krypton gold dog eyes see this handsome and elegant monk in front of you. Why don't you meet the master of the temple quickly? Don't you have to be impressed and just kneel down and kowtow one!"

"You damn..." Zhike Monk finally reacted and reached out to hit him back. But before he could swing his hand out, he felt something like an iron hoop grab his hand. Then he turned his head and saw a big monk who looked big and round waist, looking very difficult to deal with, grasping his wrist!

After seeing him turn his head, the monk grinned at him, his snow-white teeth shone with a cold light!

"Fuck your sister!" Seeing that the monk Zhike was actually planning to do something with him, Wukong suddenly jumped three feet high and shook his hand and gave the monk two more slaps. "The temple master admired your slap, but you dared to fight back. Today, I will let you know that the gods are called Thunder and Yulu, all of which are the kindness of the monk... The temple master!"

"Master Wukong..." Zhixing, who was standing on the other side, bent down and made an exaggerated bowing action. "Don't be as knowledgeable as such a small person, let's go in quickly!"

"Oh, right!" Wukong raised his head, walked with his hands behind his back, and walked in the Qiling Temple with his swaying hands. Behind Wukong, there was a monk Huikong who was surrounded by a group of people and protected him. Even HP, who was holding the hand of Zhike monk, put down the hand of the monk Gufei after Wukong left and followed.

"By the way!" Wukong took a few steps forward, stopped and turned back, and continued to say to Monk Gufei in an extremely arrogant tone, "Now, which monk can keep his word in Qiling Temple?"

Logically speaking, if the temple master, magistrate, vina, skull and other monks are not there, then there should be monk Dianzuo to deal with the daily affairs in the temple. However, because he was slapped by Wukong a few times, monk Fei was angry. However, after looking at Zhixing standing behind Wukong, he did not dare to take action again, so he simply snorted and ignored Wukong's words!

"Don't you even know about this?" Wukong curled his lips, "The waste is the waste. How could I come back to ask you about this? It's really a waste of my time!"

As he said that, Wukong shook his head and walked into Qiling Temple with HP Zhixing again! When they all entered the temple, Wukong and the others heard an angry shout from the entrance of the temple, "You little bald donkey is a waste!"

"What a giraffe!" Goku curled his lips, "Damn it, I'll just step into the water at the beginning of the moon, you can only know at the end of the moon. Are you not a waste?"

"Wukong, what should we do next?" Sanbaozi asked.

"Simple, if he doesn't tell us, we will ask ourselves!" Wukong's face once again showed an evil smile. So on this lonely afternoon, the Qiling Temple immediately became lively.

Bang!

The door of a monk's dormitory closest to the entrance of the temple was opened to both sides with a loud bang. Then, the two young monks in the dormitory were stunned to find that a young monk wearing a snow-white monk's robe and carrying a tin staff appeared at the gate!

"Who is the manager of this temple?"

The two young monks felt a little dizzy, and they looked at each other in a look, not knowing what they should say!

"Where are you asking?" The little monk said to the two young people with absolute condescending tone, "Ignorance, are you deaf guys?"

Before the two young monks understood what was going on, they heard the young monk mutter, "Damn it, I really saw the dead soul. Why is the bald man in Qiling Temple either blind or deaf? Is it actually called the Disabled Welfare Center?"

Then, they saw the little monk tilted his head and left in front of their door. After less than twenty seconds, they heard a loud bang coming from the next door! Then another familiar line, "Who is the manager of this temple? Come out!"

After a while, the sounds of "Who is the manager of this temple" sounded one after another in the front yard of Qiling Temple, and correspondingly, there were loud bangs! Half an hour later, almost all the monk dormitories in the front yard of Qiling Temple were beaten firmly by Wukong!

According to incomplete statistics from monks in Qiling Temple later, in this half hour, Qiling Temple damaged seventeen doors and three or four latches. When many monks saw the broken doors that were about the same thickness as children's arms, they could hardly believe that this was the result of a person kicking them with his feet!

Soon, the monks in Qiling Temple were alarmed. In fact, just when Wukong kicked the tenth door, the monks were already alarmed. However, when they came over to stop Wukong, they saw Wukong stop, showed a contemptuous look at the person, and then asked calmly.

"Who is the manager of this temple?"

"You little monk, who told you to make trouble in Qiling Temple?" The monks who came to Qiling Temple obviously did not know their future master.

But does Goku need to literate these guys?

Of course there is no need, so Goku did not answer these guys' stupid questions, but continued to shoot them in a circle with contemptuous eyes, and then repeated his own question, "Who is the manager of this temple?"

Obviously, none of the monks present were present, so Wukong turned his head for granted, and came to a run-up, then flew away, kicked the door in front of him with both feet!

Bang! Crack! Squeak! When!

After a series of sounds, the room that was originally locked from outside was broken by Wukong's kick. Then he saw Wukong scan the empty room and then asked the words that made the monks watching very angry!

"Who is the manager of this temple?"

"You damn little monk," a young monk indignant saw Wukong's behavior and rushed up at Wukong, raised his hand and beat him, "You are deliberately looking for trouble..."

But before he could rush to Wukong, a strong monk standing in front of him had secretly stretched out his legs. As a result, before the indignant monk finished his words, he fell out and directly fell a dog to eat shit! When he fell down, his face was straight in front of Wukong, as if he was rushing out to kowtow to Wukong!

"Since someone came out..." Just as the strong monk had just shaken his slightly unconscious head and climbed up from the ground, he happened to see Wukong in front of him looking down at him, "After finally, a volunteer came out. Are you the manager of this temple?"

"You damn..."

Before he could finish his words, he saw that the little monk had raised his legs, and then with a bang, his body that had just gotten up had been stepped onto the ground again by the little monk, "Don't waste my time, I said, are you the manager of this temple?"

"Of course I'm not..."

"Don't just waste my time!" Wukong stepped on the ground without hesitation, then stepped on the guy without hesitation and headed straight for the next monk's house!

"Hui...Wukong!" At this moment, a timid voice heard, "It's wrong for you to do this!"

"My teacher... Huikong!" Wukong first showed an impatient look, and then when he saw the little monk talking, he immediately changed his face to a kind smile. "This monk from Qiling Temple, yesterday, asked the governor to find you... I found me here, but today they dared to pretend that they didn't know. This must be a warning to us, so I think you don't have to be polite to these people!"

"A monk should have three thousand majestic etiquette and sixty thousand fine deeds..." The little monk Huikong first preached the Dharma before he continued to say to Wukong, "So no matter what, you should not step on the monk's head with your feet and apologize to him!"

"this……"

"Go and apologize!"

"Okay!" In front of these monks, Wukong turned his head and grinned at the monk who was stepped on by himself, "Idiot, I apologize to you!"

ps: It seems that it was an hour late! Well, sorry, because the wind blew up at night, I got another ppt, well, I have already gained weight anyway, so I don’t care how many more pounds!

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