Chapter 22: Xiao Na tells you about the background, you are about to start reasoning again!
. "Why, are you thinking that these posts of me may be fake?" Wukong stood on the boat with a smile and said to the captain, "But it doesn't matter, I didn't expect you to figure out the things like you. So, you can send a letter to the Yangzhou Grand Governor's Office, saying that someone is using the name of the Grand Governor's Office, how about it?"
"At that time..." Wukong showed a meaningful smile to the captain, "Maybe you will be promoted and rich because of capturing the liar!"
Before coming to Yangzhou, Wukong asked casually and found something unexpected. The current governor of Yangzhou is actually the leader of the warrior! The biological father of the famous Zetian mm.
In fact, the Warrior Tsubasa, like Cui Yixuan, can also be regarded as a bad guy who was accidentally cheated by Wukong. You know, the Warrior Tsubasasa was one of the heroes who followed His Majesty Li Yuan to raise an army in Jinyang. Later, after His Majesty Li Yuan became the emperor, he was one of the heroes of "Taiyuan Yuanmou Xunshi"!
This title is definitely the kind of shining golden light. You should know that there were only fourteen Taiyuan Yuanmoushi meritorious officials in the Tang Dynasty at that time. Soon, the Warrior General was ranked as prime minister and in charge of the imperial guards. He was majestic. It can be said that this period was really the pinnacle of the Warrior General General’s life!
Moreover, the warrior was much smarter than Cui Yixuan, because during the Daye period, he deliberately made friends with Li Jiancheng, and he always looked loyal in front of Li Yuan. But the same thing is true. Sometimes, it is not necessarily safe to suppress both big and small! After shouting in front of Xuanwu Gate, no matter how big or small you suppress your weight, you will be taken over by His Majesty Li Shimin!
As soon as Li Shimin came to power, in order to make room for the group of followers under his command, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji and others. So after giving the order, the warrior went to Yuzhou to be the governor. Then last year, he moved from the position of the governor of Yuzhou to Yangzhou, and the governor also became the governor!
In fact, as the old minister of Wude and the confidant of His Majesty Li Yuan, the warrior who can still get into a state like Yangzhou to become a commander-in-chief, which is already burning high incense. For example, Pei Ji, or Huang Junhan and others, they are not as good as him now.
As a person who has always been planning and then acting, before Wukong came out this time, he had already found a way to get a few famous posts from several old martial officials he knew who had not been killed by His Majesty Li Shimin, such as Qu Tutong and others, and also letters to the warriors.
In fact, if everything is normal, Wukong would not prepare these. But the problem is that the temple masters here in Yangzhou will die. As the new temple master, Wukong feels that he still needs to prepare more!
Now in Yangzhou, the biggest backer in the official position is naturally the Great Governor Warrior!
When the captain saw these letters sent to the current Yangzhou Grand Governor with the names of various senior officials, the captain was beating in his heart. He really wanted to say that these letters and famous posts were fake. But looking at Wukong's calm appearance, he didn't dare to say that this really happened!
It doesn't matter if it's true?
"Why, this captain. Haven't you seen it yet?" Wukong continued with a smile, "How about this, I'm going to go to the Grand Governor's Office to visit the Grand Governor Wu. Or you can follow me to go with me. Then I will introduce you to General Wu and let the Grand Governor know about my experience today..."
"Forget it!" Chief Liu immediately made up his mind and respectfully handed back the famous post in his hand to Zhixing, "I just take a look at it casually, just take a look!"
After saying that, the chief constable waved his hand and shouted at the officers below, "Retreat and return to the yamen!"
When the Huai Yan Gang members present saw this scene, they were all shocked, especially the gang members lying on the boat. They had originally expected Captain Liu to help him find justice after coming, but unexpectedly, he looked at the few pieces of paper he took out and ran away in shame!
Especially the man in black lying on the boat, when he saw this scene, the venue almost regretted it. He never dreamed that such a monk who looked inconspicuous and ordinary boat actually had such a big background!
I said that since you, a monk, have such a big background, why are you doing not even inserting a flag on the boat? If you put a few flags and write down your background clearly, will we go on the boat to search? Is there anyone who does this? This is why Mazi is not called Mazi, but a scam!
"Senior Brother Zhixing, you took the post to the Yangzhou Grand Governor's Office and said that the Huaiyang Governor's gangs gathered to cause trouble, with bad intentions!" After seeing Captain Liu leave, Wukong continued to say to Zhixing, "Please send someone to suppress him quickly, otherwise these guys will rebel!"
"What are you talking about?" The black-clothed hall master of the Huaiyan Gang said loudly next to him, "When will we gather together to cause trouble, have bad intentions and plans to rebel?"
"Aren't you gathering people to make trouble?" Wukong pointed at the dozens of people on the dock with his hand, "If not, what are you doing here for so many of you here? Isn't it a bad intention?"
As he said that, Wukong lowered his head and said to the hall master, "As for the intent that is bad? I said that you have inappropriate intentions, you have inappropriate intentions. Why? Are you planning to talk to me about the background? It doesn't matter, just call someone casually, I'll see what backer you can bring out?"
"You..." The man in black had a red face, "You little bald donkey, are you unreasonable?"
"Ha!" Wukong laughed out loud, "Thinking about reason? It's so fresh!"
As he said that, Wukong lowered his head and used the face of a man in black. "I wanted to reason with you at the beginning, but you insisted on telling me about fists to me, and then I told you about fists, and you wanted to tell me about background with me again. Okay, I will continue to tell background with you, and you actually started telling me about reason with me again!"
With a snap, Wukong shook his hand and gave the man in black a crisp slap! "The truth? Now I will tell you what the truth is. I am better than you, so... the update is super fast) Do you understand?"
"Okay, today it's our Huai Yan Gang who has no eyes, so we admit it!" The man in black was slapped by Wukong and still looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water. "The so-called killing is just a slap..."
Before he could finish his words, he saw Wukong reach out and grab his neck. Then he exerted force, his head was pulled down by Wukong involuntarily. With a bang, he couldn't help but knock on the deck.
"Don't play with me like this!" Wukong let go of me. "I'm fighting with me? You are not qualified enough! I tell you clearly that even if I arrest you all now, I'll soak all of you in the river and soak in the pig cage, the government will not punish me. If you don't believe me, we can try it?"
Since the man in black became a gangster in the Huaiyan Gang, he has never met a person like Wukong. He really doesn't want to get into the oil and salt, and he just wants to type in everything, making the trick he is good at is useless in front of this little monk.
Damn, if you are a little civilized, you will die!
As the saying goes, a hero does not suffer any loss in front of him. The man in black is definitely a hero, so after seeing that there is nothing he can do about it, he softened very happily.
"Now I'll ask you..." Wukong continued, "Why are you looking for something from Yangzhou..."
After waiting for more than ten seconds, the man in black didn't hear the following, so he secretly looked up and saw Wukong frowning, as if he was thinking hard. Before he could lower his head, his eyes were just opposite to Wukong's eyes!
"You are such a dog!" Wukong gave him a boast without hesitation, "You said, what are you going to steal my boat?"
"We are not here to rob!" The man in black quickly replied, "Just look for someone!"
"Who are you looking for?" Wukong continued viciously, "Speak quickly, or I will soak you in the pig cage!"
"A famous prostitute in Yangzhou, named Xiao Yueyue!" Hearing that he was about to soak himself in a pig cage, the man in black quickly answered.
"Well, by the way, it's this little Yueyue!" Wukong looked like he suddenly realized, "Why can't I remember it all at once..."
As he said that, Wukong gave the man in black another kick, "Ducai, I know, but I won't remind me! He said, what are you looking for her?"
"This..." The man in black hesitated for a moment, and immediately got Wukong's kick again. However, this time Wukong still skillfully headed straight for the three routes. With a kick to the vagina, the man in black understood why the flowers were so red!
"I said, I said!" The man in black quickly replied, "Is it the leader of the Baling Gang who commissioned us to find it?"
"Baling Gang?" Wukong showed a puzzled expression on his face. This time he was really confused, "What does this matter have to do with the Baling Gang?"
"I don't know this young man..." Before he finished speaking, the man in black encountered a thigh again!
"You dare to open a store without knowing anything... Helping find someone, am I stupid?" Wukong smiled, but he was really not polite to take action. "I confess honestly!"
"I really don't know the specific situation!" The man in black quickly replied, "It was the leader of the Baling Gang who paid us to help us find it. We just wanted to help others!"
"Help others to be happy?" Wukong looked contemptuous, "You gangsters are happy to be helpful, who believes you? I advise you not to continue to resist stubbornly, as there will be no good ending for you!"
"We are really helpful..." Before the man in black finished speaking, a miserable howl came out of his throat, and then he immediately covered his crotch with his hands, "Well, we are for money, for money, there is really so much, we really don't know anything else!"
"Don't know at all?" Goku asked!
"I don't know... stop kicking, stop kicking!" The man in black replied, "I heard from the Baling Gang that it seemed that Xiao Yueyue stole something from the leader of Xiao and ran away when she was sleeping with the leader of Xiao, so the leader of Xiao wanted to find her. I knew so much..."
"What a waste snack!" Although Wukong didn't care at all on the surface, he had been paying attention to the eyes of the man in black. It can be seen that the guy in front of him really didn't know!
"Okay, since you said that, I'll believe it!" Wukong's tone slowed down, "For you to be honest, you broke into my boat today, so let it go!"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" When he heard this, the man in black was really overjoyed. He really didn't expect that this little monk with a big background and a very hard fist would be so easy to talk to.
"Don't be busy with thanks!" Wukong continued with a smile, "This black-clothed Tan Yue. Although I forgave you for breaking into Xiaona's ship casually, your people have become seriously injured without any hesitation, so we still have to figure it out."
"Is he seriously injured?" After hearing this, the man in black immediately looked at the trembling people standing on the boat. "What are you doing? Who made you move casually?"
"We didn't do it..." I just decided to tell the difference, but I was immediately stopped by the man in black. "You are still talking nonsense, you didn't do it. Could it be that this little master is wronging you?"
"That's it!" Wukong said with a smile, "I am a monk. I have never lie. Will I be wronged to you?"
Are you a monk? These big men screamed in their hearts. Who in this world is as shameless as you? Raising your legs is just like lifting your vagina!
"Don't say anything about you guys!" The man in black secretly glanced at Wukong, then glared at them, "Say, who beat the person? Come out quickly and apologize to this little master!"
"No need to apologize! We are all monks, and we can't stand the gifts of Tan Yue!" Wukong replied with a smile, "Change it!"
After hearing the words that Wukong had discounted, the big men from the Huai Yan Gang present looked at me and I looked at you, looking at each other for a while. The monks who spoke shamelessly saw many, but the monks who were so shameless that they looked like this little monk are really rare!
"Why, don't you want to?" Seeing the expressions of these guys, Wukong's face immediately fell down. "It's simple if you don't want to. I don't need you to compensate me anymore. I will send you directly to the Yangzhou Grand Governor's Office. According to the charge of gathering people to cause trouble and ill intentions, if I can't get one of you for exile for three thousand miles, I will take your surname in the future!"
"I'm willing, I'm willing, of course we're willing!" The man in black immediately continued, "But the question is, how much compensation is required for this? Please tell me, my master!"
"Well, just be willing to compensate!" Wukong nodded with relief, "You have to pay the treatment fee for my senior brother who was beaten by you, right? The psychological loss fee is also indispensable, right? Of course, mental compensation is naturally also indispensable, as well as loss of work, fire burning fees, high temperature subsidies, housing loans, pensions..."
When the man in black heard so many losses from Wukong in different categories, his face immediately became increasingly ugly. "Well, little master, how much is it? Can you count them one by one?"
"Accurate numbers!" Wukong grabbed his bald head, "Okay, I'm happy, so I'm happy, that's it. As the saying goes, a thousand miles away, three or five thousand guan is not expensive. You can just compensate me for three or five thousand guan?"
"How much did you say?" The man in black couldn't believe his ears.
"Just give me three or five thousand guan, and this matter will be over!"
"My little master, we don't have three or five thousand guan!" said the man in black carefully, "Why do I go back and sell the house and land, and I will make up for you and get three or five hundred guan?"
"Three or five hundred stakes?" Wukong sneered, "Are you sending beggars? Three or five hundred stakes, let me tell you, Xiao Ni, I am carrying a tin staff and a normal heart. These prefectures and government offices in the north and south of the country are fighting for Qiufeng more than this little money, three or five hundred stakes, what a joke? If there is only such a little money, Xiao Ni, might as well send you to prison directly!"
With a bang, the man in black knelt down to Wukong on the spot, "My little master, really, I didn't lie to you. We really have no money. Don't say you're going to send us to prison. Even if you sell all of us, we can't get three or five thousand guan for you!"
"What are you kidding?" Wukong said calmly, "You are the Huai Yan Gang, the one who sells private salt. What is the profit of private salt? You said you can't even get three or five thousand guan. How could it be? Do you think I will believe me?"
"Although our Huai Yan Gang is called Huai Yan Gang, no one has ever sold private salt anymore!" The man in black hugged Wukong's legs, with a crying voice in his voice, "We are just cushions and pieces now, but how could we come to the dock to find someone because of the Baling Gang's 50 pounds a day? We really don't have money now!"
"What are you kidding?" Wukong snorted, "You Huai Yan Gang don't sell private salt, do you think I will believe it?"
"Of course, even selling private salt is a big loser, how could we still sell it!" Speaking of this, the man in black who was already quite arrogant in front of him almost burst into tears. "Five or six years ago, there were a group of private salt dealers coming to Hangzhou. They didn't have any rules. The private salt sold was lower than the price we got from the salt farm. We made all our private salts lose their hands and couldn't sell them at all!"
Chapter completed!