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Chapter 21: If you want to talk about the background, Xiao Na will tell you the background!(1/2)

Chapter 21: If you want to talk about the background, I will talk about the background to you!

Come to your mother! I know that bald donkeys are not good things, especially the two bald donkeys in front of you. What's the crispy, chicken-flavored Huai Salt Gang, I'm your uncle, can your gang eat it?

After hearing Zhixing's words, the man in black almost vomited blood without anger, "You two bald donkeys dare to be so rude to our Huaiyan Gang..."

"Sorry, I'll ask first!" Wukong lifted his vaginal legs and put down the Huai Yan Gang gang member standing next to the deck, the one who had just arrived on the boat to search, and then he smiled brightly at the man in black on the dock three or four meters away.

"Well, that's right, I'm so rude to you." Wukong kicked another shot without hesitation, kicking a guy who was planning to climb from the deck to the edge of the boat and diving onto the deck, covering Xiao Jiji and twitching constantly, "How can you do to me?"

This question is very realistic and accurate, and it is very accurate to choke this man in black!

Yes, what can they do? The bald donkeys in front of them have a foreigner's accent when they hear it, and they come by boat. After hitting the person, at most they can drive the boat and leave. What else can they do?

Painting and graphics, wanted by the world?

Don’t be nonsense. If they can do these things, they will not be the Huaiyan Gang, but Yangzhou Prefecture!

"Don't say that I'll leave, you have no choice..." While speaking slowly, Goku calmly gave two other two guys who were also trying to dive. After one of them took Goku's kick, he actually covered Little Gigi and shouted that his egg was broken, but Goku took another kick in the head!

"Break your egg!" Wukong snorted, "I'm extremely sensible in my actions. At most, it's just a scrotal swelling and hematoshes. If the egg is broken, you will become Illidan, which is much better than now!"

Looking at Wukong's light words, without a trace of fireworks, and lifting his vagina like flowing water, the big men standing on the dock fought a cold war at the same time.

"Where did I say just now?" Wukong turned around and looked at the dock, showing a thoughtful expression, "Oh, I remembered it. Don't say that I will leave, you have no choice. Even if I don't leave, what can you do to me?"

"If you have the ability, come up, you will know." The man in black pointed at Wukong with his finger.

"Okay, then I'll ask you a simple question!" Wukong walked to the side of the boat and looked at the gangsters on the dock, "Do you think you are from the Huai Yan Gang?"

"That's right!" The man in black replied without hesitation, "You'd better let our brother go..."

"It's a trivial matter to let go of others if you don't let them go!" Wukong waved his hand and continued, "Then, what rank is the leader of your Huaiyan Gang? What title do you have?"

The Huai Yan Gang members present were all stunned when they heard Wukong's words?

Are you kidding? This little bald donkey actually asked what kind of official the members of the Huaiyan Gang were? Is there any title? Damn it! Officials with rank and titles were idle, who was busy gangsters?

"What?" Wukong showed a strange expression, "Why don't you talk anymore? Could it be that the leader of the Huai Yan Gang, who is very background and has a good background, is actually a non-ranking and unjustified person?"

"Wukong, aren't this nonsense?" Ji Xing, the supporting actor, continued, "Those who have grades and titles are all top-notch people. Who is full and can become a gang leader!"

"This..." Wukong pondered for a moment, "Do I count?"

"You don't want to be with us as a monster like you."

"The monster also needs human rights...the monster rights!"

"roll!"

"You damn little bald donkey!" The man in black who only reacted at this time was furious, "Are you deliberately making fun of us?"

"I'm enjoying you?" Wukong showed a dazed expression, "What's the matter?"

"No doubt!" Zhixing nodded without hesitation!

"Okay, I'm just going to spend your time. What do you want?" Wukong replied shamelessly, "You white-bodied people dare to attack a Duke's private yacht. Believe it or not, I'll hand you a post to Yangzhou Prefecture and send you all to the prison!"

"What duke did you say?"

"The imperial court personally granted the title, Duke of Yichang County!" Wukong reached out and pointed at his nose, "Did you see it?"

"Are you a duke?" The man in black raised his head and laughed, "Hahaha, I have never heard of what a duke is a bald donkey. I said, if you want to lie, you are a little bald donkey, you are not good to say something, and say that you are a duke? Why don't you say you are a god?"

"Yes, yes! Duke, it's so ridiculous!" Under the leadership of the man in black, the members of the Huai Yan Gang also laughed out loud.

"How did you know this?" Faced with the ridicule of these people, Wukong had no angry expression at all, and then replied with a smile. "You are right, I do work part-time as a god occasionally!"

"Are you a god?" The man in black laughed again, "If you are a god, then I will be the Supreme Laojun!"

"What did you say just now?" After hearing what he said, Goku's eyes lit up, "You say it again?"

"Say it again and say it again!" The man in black obviously didn't understand what Wukong meant, and then said, "If you say you are all gods, then I will be the Supreme Laojun!"

"Senior Brother Zhixing!" After hearing the words of the man in black, Wukong showed a cunning smile and pointed at the man in black with his hand, "Take off this traitor who is so ruthless!"

"You're so light!" Zhixing glanced at Wukong, "Where are so many people, how can you get it?"

"Well, you go first, I'll cover it!" Wukong answered without hesitation.

"I said junior brother," Zhixing turned his head and looked at Wukong, "You can still..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhixing, who was standing in front of the springboard, suddenly moved. With his bow and stretched, he rushed straight towards the direction where the man in black was, and heard his voice in the wind, "Is it more shameless?"

Just when Zhixing took action, Wukong was not idle either. Wukong rubbed his sleeves and took out a cylindrical grenade with a wooden handle below. He pulled the string and threw it out in the middle of the crowd on the dock.

Before the man in black and the members of the Huai Yan Gang understood what was going on, they saw the monk who kicked a living person up with a casual kick and suddenly appeared in front of them. Then, a sound like thunder came from the middle of their crowd!

boom!

At this time, almost all the Huai Yan Gang gang's gang, including the man in black, were shocked by the loud noise that seemed to be thunder.

As a result, when the man in black was so stunned, he saw that the monk rushing over was already in a big fist like a casserole, aiming at his lower abdomen without hesitation!

Bang!

The man in black covered his stomach without any suspense and bent down. Then the next moment, his face was hit by the monk's knee!

Bang!

For a moment, the man in black felt dizzy and his ears were thunderous, and his whole body seemed to be different from his own. At this moment, he suddenly felt that his big hand had grabbed his neck, and then he swayed into the air. When he came to his senses, he had already run from the dock to the boat.

"This Tan Yue, did you just say you are the Taishang Laojun?" Wukong stood in front of the man in black with a smile, and slapped the man in black twice with his hands, "Do you know, what kind of person is Taishang Laojun?"

"You little bald donkey...uh!"

With a bang! A steadily and accurately lifted the vaginal legs. Before the man in black even finished speaking, he made a sound like the members of the Huai Yan Gang on the deck just now!

"I just saw you and you knew you were illiterate!" Wukong continued with a smile, "You dare to say that you are the Supreme Laojun, no one in the world knows that the Supreme Laojun is..."

As he said that, Wukong clasped his fists at the location of Chang'an City, "You are so awesome to your Majesty's ancestors today. Do you know that, just by your words, I can condemn you a great crime of disrespect."

"You little bald donkey, wait!" The man in black covered his crotch and said vaguely, "We have notified the yamen. The servants from Yangzhou Prefecture will come in a while. Then..."

"That's when you are qualified and ruthless criminals to eat in prison!" Wukong was not polite and made up for this guy's vagina with another trick!

After seeing that the man in black was also arrested, the remaining members of the Huai Yan Gang lost their backbone and became much more honest. In addition, a paper-shell grenade from Wukong just now did not hurt people, but the thunderclap also scared these people who had no knowledge of chemical knowledge.

"Okay, it's time to do the job!" After seeing that everyone on the dock had come down honestly, Wukong walked to the side of the man who had just forced his confession, "Okay, now you know, even if you come to reinforcements, it's useless. Now I honestly told me, you broke into my boat for no reason and beat me, what do you want to do?"

At this time, after seeing that the man in black had been arrested, the guy became honest again, "Little Master, we are really coming up to find someone!"

Bang! A touch of vaginal leg!

"What a joke?" Wukong replied without hesitation, "I haven't my boat docked yet, so you come up to find someone. Who are you looking for?"

"Find a woman..."

Bang! Another trick to pull the vagina!

"Damn you guys are blind? Didn't you see who we are?" Wukong slapped the guy in the face with his hand. He had to say that the slap in the face was so great! "We are monks. You actually came to the monk's boat and shouted to look for women. You don't want to live anymore!"

"My little master, really..."

Bang! Let’s take another trick to lift the vagina! To be honest, Wukong’s current vaginal legs are becoming more and more amazing. It has not caused a devastating blow to Xiao Jiji even though it hurts his heart and lungs.

"Don't say anything, I'll use my unique trick to trample on you!"

"Little Master, I'm telling the truth!" The man burst into tears and cried and replied, "I really brought people to find a woman. And this is the order given by our hall master. All ships coming to Yangzhou from a foreign country must be checked, not just the ships of yourselves!"

"Your hall master?" Wukong continued, "Who is it?"

This big man sneaked his eyes at the big man in black who was lifted by Zhixing and hung in the air without saying a word!

"Oh, it's this guy!" Wukong nodded with a smile, "Okay, then tell me, who is the woman you are looking for?"

"This woman is a famous prostitute in Yangzhou, Miss Yueyue!" The big man had all collapsed, and he said everything about the bamboo tube pouring beans.

"Huh!" When he heard Miss Yueyue, Wukong was really surprised this time, "What are you looking for Miss Yueyue?"

"How could I know this?" The big man looked at Wukong with a bitter look on his face. "The master asked me to check it, so I will check it. Master, the conscience of heaven and earth, I don't know anything else!"

"Forget it, for your sincere sake, I will let you go first!" Wukong reached out and patted the man's face, then turned around and walked to the man in black. "He doesn't know, you, the master, should know?"

"You damn..."

Before he could finish his words, Wukong made a skillful move to him without hesitation. Suddenly, the big man in black immediately made a uh sound, and his whole body shrank due to severe pain.

"Come on, continue!" Wukong hooked his fingers at Ya, "I want to see how hard your bones are!"

"you……"

Bang! Another one came.

"you……"

Bang! Another shot!

"ah……"

Bang! Goku kicked up again without hesitation!

"I haven't said anything yet..." The man in black protected his little Gigi with his hands, enduring the severe pain, and accusing Goku angrily.

"I have said, if you don't speak stubbornly, I won't hit you?" Wukong still looked smiling, "I tell you, the matter of hitting you is not about what you did, but whether I want to hit you. In other words, this is not your active behavior. For you, this is a passive thing. Do you understand?"
To be continued...
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