Chapter 19: Xiao Na is reasoning with you, but you have to talk about fists!
"Love Aken, Of is provoking me Od..."
"Wukong, what are you doing?" Zhixing poked his head out of the cabin and looked at Wukong who was standing at the bow of the ship, with his hands spreading, making a cross-shaped figure. "Where are you standing like a fool!"
"That......" Wuneng whispered, "Don't uncle be a fool every now and then? Uncle Zhixing, you are not used to it now!"
"Oh!" Zhixing looked suddenly enlightened, "You are right, Bajie, I can't tell that you are still very smart!"
Wukong didn't take it to heart for Bajie and Zhixing's nonsense behind it because he was really very cheerful now.
In fact, as soon as Wukong remembered yesterday morning, Sister Cen Daoyun successfully rolled her eyes with a spoon and rice in front of her, and then, under her own reminder, she was busy trying to take out the little one's mouth with her hands, and Wukong felt indescribable joy!
Well, I will live by pointing at this joke in the second half of my life!
Besides, why did your sister-in-law be so moved at that time?
If you are jealous, you must be jealous!
But what if my sister-in-law is jealous? I have to say that Wukong held his chin with his hand and thought in embarrassment that his sister-in-law is so pitiful. The married husband left a foreign land because of rebellion. Although he fell in love with a handsome, elegant, outstanding person, and unparalleled in the world... Well, the following is a good man who omits a thousand words of comments.
But this good man is another monk, and he is also a good monk who is devoutly planning to be a Buddhist!
You said this is the real fortune that makes people mess up!
"I once thought that I had a lot of sentimental damage to the Brahma practice. When I entered the mountain, I was afraid that I would be able to see the world's perfect Dharma, and I would not let you down." Wukong stood on the bow of the boat with his hands on his back. His tiger body shook and sighed slightly. Is there any Dharma in the world? Well, of course there is, otherwise why would I insist on not making a seal for myself? It is for the occurrence of such a thing now.
Wukong looked at the sky with his eyes, and the clouds were calm and gentle.
For the sake of the female Bodhisattvas in the world, I can be rescued. How can I not work hard for my own distractions? Alas! A good monk like Xiao I who can leave the temple and enter the boudoir is so rare and precious!
"Wukong, it's time to have a meal..."
What are you doing? Trouble me at this time. Haven’t you realized anything from my posture? Alas! Even heroes are bound to encounter some mundane things! Wukong sighed and didn’t look back, “Didn’t I say that, I’m suddenly enlightened and meditating. Don’t bother me if you have nothing to do!”
"Uncle Master, I have delicious buns..."
"Get out! You think I am the useless man from Sanbaozi. I can't walk when I see the bun!"
"Wukong..." Sanbaozi poked his head out and said weakly, "I can't walk when I see the bun."
"You are always!" Goku waved his hand, "Eat your buns if you have nothing to do!"
"Wukong, come in and have a meal!" Senior Brother HP said in a deep voice in the cabin.
Well, even a hero, in this dark medieval age, he had to lower his noble head! Wukong sighed in his heart, then turned around and smiled, "Senior Brother HP, I'm here!"
Today is the second day after Wukong and his friends set out from Jiangzhou. Although Mrs. Cen Daoyun, the eldest sister-in-law of the Lu family, was very dissatisfied with the fact that Wukong came to Hangzhou, her sister-in-law had no choice but to be completely disobedient brother-in-law. In the end, she could only say goodbye to Yiyi. Of course, Wukong himself thought so.
Before Wukong set out from Lu's mansion, when his sister-in-law Cen Daoyun said goodbye to her, she once again politely invited Wukong to Hangzhou and greeted some tableware women, such as plate women, bowl girls, etc. on her behalf.
Well, my sister-in-law is so well-educated!
Of course, when Wukong set out this time, in addition to the fellow brothers he brought, he also had an important guest, Ms. Xiao Yueyue, one of the top ten famous flowers in Yangzhou!
Speaking of which, since Ms. Xiao Yueyue was assassinated once last time, she immediately turned into a frightened bird. Even when she lived in Lu's mansion, she never went out every day and even didn't even open the windows.
This time she could be taken away, and Wukong really threatened and benefited you for a long time. And Wukong finally promised that she would not have to give up on Xiao Yueyue, she just needed to quietly return to Yangzhou, and then when Wukong found the murderer who killed the poor Mingxin monk, she secretly recognized whether it was enough.
After clarifying what it means to eliminate the enemy is to effectively preserve yourself, and seeing the shining silver, Wukong finally promised to help her get rid of her family after the matter was done, although Xiao Yueyue was trembling, she still followed Wukong onto the pirate ship back to Yangzhou.
That's right, it's a pirate ship, because the boat that Wukong and his friends are now riding is not a passenger ship from Jiangzhou to Hangzhou, but a pirate ship used by the Sanjiang Gang to sell si salt.
It is said to be a pirate ship, but in fact these ships are made from the shipyard of Wukong Holdings, and are specially made for selling si salt. Of course, this kind of special ship is actually similar to the si ship that has been taken more than a thousand years later, that is, the structure of a sealed and waterproof box installed under the ship.
If someone comes to check, he will throw the box with goods directly into the water. After the inspector leaves, he shakes the pulley and uses the rope hanging on the box to broom the cargo and continue to hang it under the boat.
More than a thousand years later, this method of walking around was already a mess, but in this dark medieval era, this method was still extremely useful.
In fact, if you take land from Jiangzhou to Hangzhou, it is much closer than waterways, because the waterway needs to go directly along the Yangtze River, and then you can change to the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal after you arrive in Yangzhou. After going back and forth, the distance of the waterways has basically become more than twice as high as that of the landways.
So in the end, after a long time of confusion, Wukong decided to take a boat to Yangzhou first, leave Xiao Yueyue, San Baozi and others to the secret investigation, and then go to Hangzhou to chat with Bai Wenli and then go back to Yangzhou.
You know, among the TV series that Wukong watched in his previous life, the most were visits to various emperors. Although Wukong is not an emperor or an official, he is the temple master appointed by Zen Buddhism. The temple master is the master of a temple. What a great position. It is said that there are a hundred people below who can take care of it.
Such a big leader has come down, how can I not visit him? Especially after his ex was hacked to death in the street, I even had to visit him.
What, you said that it is dangerous to visit si on a micro server?
Nonsense, if I were safe and pretending, I would have to go on my own. Do I have to hand over these things to Sanbaozi and the others?
After the two-tongu sail, Wukong and his ships could already see the pier in Yangzhou.
There was once a name in Yangzhou called Jiangdu, which was one of the three capitals of the world at that time. Of course, that was a matter of the old society. Since my former Emperor Li Yuan, the former Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, started a war before the encouragement and assistance of the current emperor Li Shimin, and became emperor with the support of the current emperor Li Shimin, the third capital of the three capitals of the world was no longer Yangzhou, but Jinyang.
However, due to geographical location, although Yangzhou is no longer Jiangdu, it is still a prosperous and wealthy place in Jiangnan. In fact, at this time, neither Suzhou nor Hangzhou nor Jinling Stone City can be compared with Yangzhou.
This is the international metropolis of the Tang Dynasty, second only to Chang'an and Luoyang, and the real hometown of rich and rich.
People today don’t say there is heaven and Suzhou and Hangzhou. In fact, this sentence has to be released until after the Song Dynasty. When people nowadays say enjoyment, they will only say, they will ride a crane to Yangzhou!
In fact, during the period when Wukong had just traveled, he really didn't know that Yangzhou's position in the Tang Dynasty was so important. If he had known, he would definitely mobilize Bai Wenli to give himself the position of the general of Yangzhou, rather than the current position of the general of Hangzhou.
Of course, even if Bai Wenli really plans to do such an important place in Yangzhou, it may not be possible to do it. From this perspective, Wukong's approach is a coincidence.
The ship slowly sailed into the dock area of Yangzhou. Just as Wukong and his ships were just docking, the springboard had just been set up. Before they could get off the boat, they saw a few big big men with big waists rushing to the boat, and then rushed into the cabin without saying a word!
"Namo's Great Freedom King Buddha!" Sanbaozi looked hypocritical and chanted the Buddha's name and went up to him, "Several Tan Yue, what are you going to do?"
"It's not your business!" The leading man pushed the three buns aside, and then rushed into the cabin without hesitation, "We want to search!"
"Search?" San Baozi chased after him unyieldingly, stopped the guy again and asked, "Why don't you know what kind of yamen are you from Tan Yue?"
"Do you care what kind of yamen I am?" The big man tweeted two more times, but he had already reached the door of the cabin. The three tweets leaned against the door, and he really couldn't move them. "Get out of here immediately!"
"Everyone Tan Yue!" Sanbaozi still had a solemn face, "I......"
Dong!
Before Sanbaozi finished speaking, he saw the big man punching him impatiently, knocking Sanbaozi to the ground, and suddenly bleeding from his nose.
"Damn bald donkey, you dare to block my way!" The man withdrew his fist and cursed, "If you want to die, just talk, uncle, I will fulfill it..."
Bang! Ah! Bang! Ah!
Before the old man could finish his words, he heard a muffled bang, then he saw him groaning, covered his stomach and flew backward from the door of the cabin. With a bang, his head slammed firmly on the ladder in front of the door, and then another scream!
Next, everyone saw that at some point, Zhixing, who was still watching the fun, had already appeared at the door of the cabin, and raised his right tui and acted like a kick!
"What's the matter!" Zhixing put down his tui and patted his hands, "Even monks, you dare to fight. In the future, all the damn is the ingredients for roast duck in the eighteenth floors of hell!"
Just as Zhixing was hitting someone, Wukong rushed to Sanbaozi with one step and pressed Sanbaozi's face a few times with his hands.
"How is it? Wukong!" Hearing the voice, HP also walked out of the cabin and asked with concern, "How is he like, Junior Brother Sanbao?"
Sanbaozi shook his head and replied with difficulty. "I don't......"
"Not your head!" Wukong slapped Sanbaozi on the face, "This is a serious concussion, a very serious disease!"
"I really don't..." Sanbaozi planned to continue explaining, and then Wukong picked up Sanbaozi's hand and stuffed it into his mouth without hesitation.
"Look, how serious this disease is!" Wukong looked compassionate and said, "I started talking nonsense! Bajie, Huikong, help me three buns to the cabin."
With Wukong's order, the chubby Monk Wuneng and Huikong rushed forward to help the three buns up and dragged them into the cabin.
Just as Wukong was dealing with these things, the big men outside the door also helped the big men who were lying at the door of the cabin. However, this man was much more irritating than Sanbaozi. He was just helped up by his own people, and he shouted and directed the others, "Go on, beat me these damn bald donkeys to death!"
As the big man shouted, the other big men immediately rushed up with a hurrah.
But soon they realized that doing this was wrong. If you were to say it carefully, it was that when the second big man who rushed down was kicked out of the door again by Zhixing without any hesitation, they discovered that they had done this mistake.
The place where Wukong and the others are located is in the cabin of the ship, and the cabin is under the deck, so if you want to attack Zhixing, these big men must walk down the deck of the cabin along a ladder first.
The problem is that the ladder is too narrow, and at most one or two people can be accommodated side by side each time. The cabin door is narrower than the ladder, which means that it can accommodate one person in. The nine-foot-tall monk Zhixing, who is big and round, stands at this cabin door, and it is like a Vajra!
Well, this Vajra is a Buddhist guardian god, not a gorilla who masturbates at a beautiful woman in a skyscraper!
It is no exaggeration to say that as Zhixing's body is in and out of the cabin door, he has to lean on his back, bend down and lower his head to squeeze out. If he holds his head up, he will be able to come out of the door unless he chops his arms and half of his head can come out of the door.
What does it mean to be a man who is in a way that cannot be opened? It refers to the current situation.
When the third man of this group of men was easily kicked from the door to the ladder by Zhixing, Wukong had already dealt with the injury of Sanbaozi, and sent Bajie and Huikong to get Sanbaozi into the cabin.
"Namo's great freedom king Buddha!" Wukong looked at the big men in front of him and gave a standard dismissal, "Dear Tan Yue, I'll tell you the truth!"
"Who told you what bullshit reason!" The first big man kicked out by Zhixing covered his head outside and shouted, "I must interrupt your tui!"
"So that?" Wukong walked to the door with a smile, patted Zhixing, let him dodge, and then walked out of the door with a smile, "Don't you guys, Tan Yue, are you planning to reason with me?"
The answer to Goku was a shout. "Call me!"
"Okay, let's talk about fists!" Wukong walked over from the ladder with a smile and faced a big man who rushed down. When he took a step, he seemed to twist his body casually. Then everyone saw that the big man was condescending and kicked Wukong out easily by Wukong.
Not only that, after dodging the kick, Goku casually reached out and grabbed the big man's ankle.
"Fighting and playing tui requires basic skills." Wukong said with a smile, "The most important thing in basic skills is the flexibility of the body. In the method of exercising flexibility, the most basic thing is this..."
As he said that, Wukong lowered his head, turned around, grabbed the big man's ankle and pulled it down hard, while spinning his other foot and kicked it from bottom to top, just kicking the big man's other tui, "Split!"
With Goku's pull and kick, he watched the man standing on it suddenly lose his balance. The front tui was pulled down by Goku, and then the back tui was kicked in the opposite direction by Goku. His body involuntarily under the action of gravity, he made a gravity acceleration movement. The middle part between the two tui was directly hit by Goku's help, and accurately hit the corner of the ladder.
"ah!"
A scream like a pig slaughtered a pig sounded from the front of the cabin. Not to mention the entire ship, even the entire Yangzhou Nanguan Wharf could be heard clearly.
"Tan Yue!" Wukong let go of the big man's ankle, then gently patted his face with his hand, "The so-called fist is not separated from the hand and the mouth, you have to practice more. Look at this stiffness, it is so difficult to even split a fork, this is not possible!"
But it was obvious that the guy who was pressing his hands tightly between his two tui and his eyes rolled down could no longer listen to Wukong's words.
"Who else plans to talk to me about fists?" Wukong walked up step by step from under the stairs with a gentle smile. "It doesn't matter, no matter who it is, it's okay. There's no problem with two people flying together. Even if you want to come up and split together, I can consider... Learn from Master Guanxi and record a video for you!"
"Come on me!"
Although Goku easily defeated a big man, his seemingly thin body and childish face were unable to achieve the powerful deterrence of muscles like Zhixing and HP.
So with the big man's roar, the remaining four or five people rushed over in a slight manner.
"Sports! I love sports the most!"!
Chapter completed!