Chapter 18: About Master Daoxin's smuggling of salt and bowl girls!(1/2)
"By the way, sister-in-law, why are you here..." Wukong looked at the sister-in-law with a completely different image in front of him and asked suspiciously, "And she is dressed like this!"
"I'll find something here..." Cen Daoyun first answered, then looked at her clothes, "This is a chivalrous dress, it was my favorite clothes when I was not married yet. Why, Xiaolang, don't you like this kind of clothes?" [..com]
"How could it be..." Goku smiled awkwardly, "Of course I like it very much... well, don't like it... well..."
I'm sorry! Why do I think this is incorrect?
"Just like it!" Cen Daoyun tidied up her clothes slightly, then calmly wiped the sweat from her head, "I always wanted to be a female hero back then, but unfortunately in the end..."
Cen Daoyun sighed slightly.
After hearing Cen Daoyun's words, Wukong really felt a mixed feeling!
Alas! Sister-in-law, your mother has worked so hard. From her husband to her son, they are all crazy people who want to become immortals and crazy. My daughter actually had a dream of becoming a heroine in the past.
What should I say? It’s not a family, don’t enter the whole family?
"Xiao Lang," Cen Daoyun took two steps back and sat down next to the house, "Can I talk to you?"
Let’s talk? No problem, what do you want to talk about? As long as you don’t tell me about returning to secular life, we can talk about anything!
"I won't talk to you about returning to secular life with Xiaolang." After Cen Daoyun saw Wukong not speaking, she smiled faintly, as if flowers were in full bloom. "At least not tonight!"
If not, it would be fine! If not, it would be fine! You said that I, a 15-year-old, can become a temple master. What is the temple master? That is the abbot. Such monks and talents retreated for 1,500 years, and they have to be the executive deputy in the Religious Bureau, a standard state cadre and a social elite!
Returning to secular life, if I really return to secular life, it would definitely be a big loss to Chinese religion!
Wukong also knelt down at the position opposite Cen Daoyun. He saw Cen Daoyun not speaking, just looking at Wukong motionlessly, and immediately looked at Wukong's heart with a burst of hair!
Damn! What is the expression of my sister-in-law? Do you think she wants to push me down, or is she planning to push me back, or is she planning to push me forcibly? Stop, stop, the problem is not here. The key now is. If my sister-in-law really plans to push me, do you think I agree, or agree, or agree?
"Ah. Actually, I really should thank you Xiaolang!"
After waiting for a long time, Wukong did not wait for his sister-in-law's reversal, but waited for a faint sigh from Ms. Cen Daoyun, "Although on the surface, you seem to be focused on Buddha, just to become a monk, and you don't care about other people's thoughts at all. But I know that these are not your original intentions!"
Damn it! Who is this a rumor made by me? Who says that being a monk is not my original intention? I have always been diligent, thrifty, respecting my teachers and working hard, and can I find a monk who is more promising than me in Buddhism?
"Xiaolang, don't rush to deny..." Before Wukong could speak, he saw that Cen Daoyun had reached out to Wukong and stopped his next rebuttal. "Listen to me to finish my words!"
After saying that, why do I listen to you? Do you want to slander me? I'll finish it too? I'm really a good monk... Well, but my sister-in-law's hands are really beautiful. If you push them for 1,500 years, it's definitely a hand model!
You said that such a beautiful woman, why did she marry Lu Chengde?
"Although Xiaolang, I was really unhappy when I first became a monk!" Cen Daoyun said quietly, "But later I gradually understood why you did this..."
I understand why I did this? Where did you understand? Actually, I am not very clear about it myself now. Why don’t I want to return to secular life? Sister-in-law, you will understand.
Is this the legendary heart-to-heart relationship?
But the problem is that you have a rhino in your heart, I don’t have it! Well, is Lingxi a rhino? Wait... In this case, it’s not that sister-in-law, you don’t plan to be hostile to monks, but simply to Taoist priests? Hahaha, sister-in-law, you should have done this long ago!
I will die for all the bull's noses!
"If Xiaolang, you had not become a monk and did not worship Master Daoxin, we must have been wiped out when your brother rebelled!" Cen Daoyun raised her head and looked at Wukong with a strange look, "Not to mention the later si salt sales!"
Well, this is true, but in fact, if I had not been under Master Daoxin, Lu Chengde would not have really rebelled. After all, the so-called rebellion of Lu Chengde was completely a secret matter of Xiao Na, who had been stolen by his stolen goods. Do you think Xiao Na, I would talk to others casually?
"Sister-in-law?" Wukong asked tentatively, "What do you want to say?"
"Xiaolang," Cen Daoyun looked at Wukong without blinking, "Those si salts were originally sold by Master Daoxin!"
With a bang, Wukong fell to the ground!
Wukong made a lot of calculations when he spoke, but he never expected that his sister-in-law Ms. Cen Daoyun would say such a sentence!
Master Daoxin sells si salt?
Wukong almost rushed over, then grabbed Cen Daoyun's neck collar, pressed it and began to shake back and forth wildly, shaking while shouting, "Sister-in-law, where did you draw this conclusion from?"
Alas! Look at the clothes my sister-in-law is wearing now. If this is the case...
No, no, I am a monk and can't do such things. Alas! A monk like me is really too easy to be you! This means that I have a deep concentration. Otherwise, even if Xuanzang, who is now accustomed to being in Southeast Asia, would have to make mistakes!
"Sister-in-law..." Goku coughed twice and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Why do you think so?"
"Isn't it?" Cen Daoyun asked seriously, with her two beautiful big eyes open.
"Of course not!" Wukong replied without hesitation, "Master Daoxin is highly respected, how could he do such a thing as selling si salt? There is absolutely no, absolutely no!"
"Really?" Cen Daoyun asked again.
"Of course it's true!" Wukong answered firmly.
"Do you dare to swear?"
Wukong raised his hand, "I swear..."
"Okay, you need not say anything!" Cen Daoyun immediately reached out to stop. "I just talk casually, Xiaolang, don't swear!"
Just say it casually, sister-in-law, you really dare to say it casually. Your imagination is too rich!
"Xiaolang, you are really good to Master Daoxin!" At this moment, Wukong heard Cen Daoyun say, "I would rather make a...swear than make a connection with Master Daoxin!"
Wait! Sister-in-law, what is this...swearing? What is the vague word in the middle?
"But Xiaolang, don't worry, this thing is known, heaven and earth, you know me!" Cen Daoyun said seriously. "I won't say anything from others."
What are you kidding? You said that Master Daoxin sells si salt. Even if you are talking nonsense, do you think anyone will believe it?
"And, our Lu family has now relied on Master Daoxin's si salt to restore the family business?" Cen Daoyun ignored Wukong's face that had become increasingly depressed, and was reasoning on her own, "So Xiaolang, don't worry, sister-in-law, I'm not the kind of person who can't tell the difference!"
Yes! Sister-in-law, you are really the emperor of truth!
"So, now my sister-in-law, I understand why Xiaolang, you insisted on becoming a monk." Cen Daoyun continued, "After all, this is my sister-in-law, I'm useless. If I could support the Qingyuantang of the Lu family, you wouldn't have to make such a big sacrifice!"
Sacrifice? Wait, I said, sister-in-law, have you misunderstood something?
"Xiaolang..." Cen Daoyun knelt in front of Wukong and bowed calmly. "I have never said the word "Xie" for your sacrifices..."
"No, no!" Wukong quickly bent down and returned the gift, "Actually, I am not as good as you said. I am not a monk for anything like si salt..."
"Xiao Lang, don't need to say anything!" Cen Daoyun held the floor with both hands and calmly supported her body, "Sister-in-law, I really understand your hard work!"
Let me go! When did you understand something I don’t understand myself? Well, wait, what is this? After Wukong just murmured in his heart, his eyes suddenly fell on two semicircular objects. Ah, it’s so big and so white. I really didn’t expect it. Is this what people often say that there are dangers of mountains and rivers?
Thank you Buddha, thank you for the Tang Dynasty's clothing, and thank you for all the low-end outfits in the world!
Cen Daoyun, who was opposite, immediately woke up after seeing Wukong's expression. However, she did not make any screams, but calmly started to do it, tidied up her neckline with her hands, and then stood up with a slightly red face, "You have a great chat with Xiaolang tonight! But it's getting late, so I'll go back to the room first!"
I have a great conversation with you? Are you sure we are talking? It seems that my sister-in-law has been talking for the past half day!
Cen Daoyun bent down slightly at Wukong, then walked out of the door, "By the way, the window of this room is broken. Xiaolang, if you want to rest, you can go to the side room!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Goku quickly replied, "It's very hot now, and it's just right to sleep with the window open!"
"Then I won't disturb Xiaolang!" Cen Daoyun walked to the door calmly, turned to Wukong, and said in a very low voice, "Also, Xiaolang..."
"Well, I'm here, sister-in-law, what are your instructions?"
"That monk from No. 2 Middle School..." Cen Daoyun's face became redder and redder as she spoke, "It is impossible to be with his lover, so Xiaolang, you should give up!"
After saying that, Cen Daoyun rushed out of the room without looking back!
"Okay, okay!" After Wukong used to agreeing to the point of agreeing for a few words, he felt something was wrong. Why is it impossible between Brother HP and the hidden girl? I want to give up?
What do I want to give up?
I have to say that women are born actors!
When Wukong met his sister-in-law Cen Daoyun again the next morning, he found that his sister-in-law had become the elegant lady and a famous lady. She was not wearing the female uniform that she had last night, but the wide skirt and big sleeves that were popular at this time. Cen Daoyun, who looks like this, is definitely the number one socialite in Jiangzhou!
Who would have thought that such a famous socialite’s dream is to become a female hero who eliminates violence and protects the good!
"Uncle!" When I saw Wukong, the little loli immediately ran over and sued Ms. Cen Daoyun, the number one socialite in Jiangzhou, without hesitation! "In the morning, I want to call you up, but my mother just won't let you!"
"Of course!" Wukong picked up the little guy with a smile, "Because our little lady is already a lady from a wealthy family and a famous lady in Jiangzhou, she can't just enter her uncle's room!"
In fact, Wukong is only three or four years older than this little loli when he tells the truth, but now he looks like an uncle and niece when he holds the little loli! In fact, two years ago, Wukong found that he seemed to have developed much faster in his life than in his previous life. This is really strange. Could it be that this is the function of the Yijin Jing?
"Okay. Come and have a meal!" Ms. Cen Daoyun showed off her mother's majesty and said to the little loli, "Don't always bother uncle!"
Although the little guy was a little reluctant, he still obediently slid down from Wukong. Then he knelt down beside Cen Daoyun and started eating!
"By the way, sister-in-law!" After sitting down, Wukong said to Cen Daoyun, "I may be leaving Jiangzhou today!"
"So quickly..." Cen Daoyun's hand shook, and the food she had originally planned to feed the little loli, almost directly pressed on the little guy's face. After a pause, Cen Daoyun seemed to have returned to normal, and then continued to feed her. At the same time, she looked as if nothing had happened and said to Wukong, "I don't know where Xiaolang, are you going?"
"Well, go to Hangzhou first," Wukong thought about it. Then he said, "and then go from Hangzhou..."
"Go to Hangzhou first!" Cen Daoyun's movement of feeding food paused again, "That's right, Xiaolang is going to Hangzhou. I remember that girl named Basin is not in Hangzhou?"
"What basin?" Wukong blinked his big eyes, "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about?"
"Did I remember it wrong?" Cen Daoyun still answered in a calm voice, "Oh, by the way, that girl is not called a basin, but a bowl!"
I'm sorry, why don't you say what her name is?
"This," Wukong replied carefully, "I don't understand what sister-in-law you are talking about!"
"Don't you really understand?" Cen Daoyun turned her head and looked at Wukong, with a smile on her cold face, "That girl in the bowl is really pitiful. You just don't remember her, Xiaolang!"
"Oh, sister-in-law, you are talking about the little lady of the Dong family!" Wukong blinked, "Actually, between me and her..."
"Xiaolang, you are old too. Logically speaking, I don't have to worry about these things." Cen Daoyun said to Wukong with a smile, "But after all, I am your eldest sister-in-law. As the saying goes, the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, so..."
To be continued...