Chapter 109: Those who believe in me will have eternal life!(1/2)
Chapter 109: Those who believe in me will receive eternal life!
After chatting with Zhixing, Wukong was somewhat enlightened. The worst was just a Taoist priest who worked as a part-time necromancer. But even so what? In front of the man who is a monk who works as an elemental wizard as a mechanic as a part-time mechanic as a sharpshooter as a part-time swordsman, all the monsters and gods are scumbags
Although things have changed a lot again, we can't say no good news. At least things will never be worse than now. This is a happy and gratifying thing.
As for whether the Taoist priests from the Shangqing Sect can really draw circles and curse you, it doesn’t matter if they think it through. In fact, as long as the Taoist priests of the Shangqing Sect don’t have water in their minds, they can’t curse an eight-year-old child like themselves who can’t stand up because eight-year-old child can’t stand up.
Well, although I am an exception, I believe that Taoist priests from the Shangqing Sect don’t know it.
As for Zhixing, it doesn't matter. Anyway, his wish to eat the little nun's big peach is probably impossible to achieve, so even if his little Jiji can stand up, it will be a waste.
My grandson once said, "First, it's invincible, and wait for the enemy to be able to win." Look, after thinking about it, Wukong immediately realized that he was actually invincible."
What, you said there are three buns?
Sanbaozi is dedicated to becoming a monk. Zhixing’s little Jiji may be able to use it, but Sanbaozi’s little Jiji is definitely a waste, so this is a complete real man.
After thinking about it all, Wukong could only throw this very difficult thing to him first and fall asleep. As a result, before he could sleep until he woke up naturally, General Chang He finally came.
Wukong still attaches great importance to Chang He. Although Chang He's ability is average and he is not very famous in history, this person occupied the most important position during the Xuanwu Gate Incident.
Because Chang He’s main job is to guard Xuanwu Gate.
This is why when Wukong discovered that Chang He was able to capture him, he immediately looked mysterious and then brought up some seven-emotional disease to Chang He, which scared Chang He to death. Part of this was for His Majesty Li Yuan to see, but a large part was for Chang He himself.
Such an important piece, if you don’t want to catch him when you deliver it to your door, it’s really a matter of heaven or not, and you’ll be blamed.
However, what made Wukong very depressed was that he had already told Chang He so clearly and clearly, so he just told Chang He indirectly, "I am very magical, I am very powerful, I am a master, I am not a veteran, I don't need any old military doctor, I will be saved when you encounter your illness.
But Chang He is really worthy of being a person with muscles in his mind, and he was completely indifferent to it. If Wukong hadn't hypnotized a few Chang He's subordinates later, which aroused his curiosity, so he came to Wukong to inquire about this matter, Wukong would have been able to watch the big fish slip away.
However, hypnosis is like the last step for the man and woman who want to love. If you have the first time, things will be natural. Wu Space is connected to Chang He's mind and buried an instruction, which made Chang He think that he suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Thinking that Wukong could cure his headache, he came to seek medical treatment again.
When Wukong was in Tai Chi Palace, Chang He had basically found Wukong three or four times, but because Chang He's psychological problems were too serious, what Wukong could do was to temporarily relieve it and eradicate it would take time.
No matter how powerful a hypnotist is, it is impossible to completely reverse a person's nature. For example, if a person's nerves are as strong as the protagonist of Xiaoqiang in the comics, such as Luffy, then no matter how powerful a hypnotist is, he cannot make this person want to commit suicide through hypnosis.
Of course, for normal people with relatively thin nerves, it only takes enough time to do this, so it is not very difficult.
And Chang He, a stubborn guy, is the kind of person who treats him well, who treats him well, who treats him well, and who treats Li Shimin very well, and when Li Jiancheng wins him over, he treats Li Jiancheng well. As a result, after all, Chang He subconsciously believes that both His Highnesses are good, but he is not a fence-bearing man...
If you don't reverse this idea, then if Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin are still fighting, Chang He's headache will never be cured in his life. But the problem is, the idea of such a stubborn guy is really difficult to reverse.
"Mr. Wukong, I'm here again." Chang He walked into Wukong's Zen Room with big strides, "Thank you, my good fortune, I've felt that my head doesn't hurt much recently. I've had a good sleep after yesterday's due date. Master, I'm talking about it, has my headache been completely cured?"
"Let me take a look." Wukong waved to Chang He with a solemn face, signaling him to sit down in front of him, and then slowly stretched out a index finger and pointed it between Chang He's eyes, "Do you feel anything?"
"You" Chang He answered honestly.
"Close your eyes" Wukong continued, and Chang He immediately closed his eyes honestly. "Do you still feel it now?"
"You" Chang He continued to answer.
Wukong did not answer, but reached out and pressed Chang He quietly on his head a few times, then told Chang He to open his eyes, and then he turned a piece of yellow paper from behind him like a magic trick. The yellow paper seemed to be graffiti, and there were blood-red lines, "Look, what is the drawing?"
"A pig?" Chang He hesitated.
"What about this?" Wukong changed into another piece of yellow paper without hesitation.
"Duck, it's definitely a duck." Chang He answered with certainty this time.
"What about this time?" Goku changed a piece of paper again.
"This..." Chang He touched his beard with his hand, and hesitated a little at the yellow paper. For a moment, he really couldn't see anything drawn on it.
After seeing that Chang He couldn't answer, Wukong ignored him. Instead, he trembled the yellow paper behind his back and disappeared. Then he waved to Chang He and said with a serious look on his face, "Give your hand to me, I will help you see your pulse."
When taking the pulse, Wukong's face was still very serious, as if everyone owed him thousands of trump cards. Chang He felt a little frizzy unconsciously.
"Change another hand." Wukong let go of Chang He's left hand and simply said.
"Don't the doctors check the left hand for men's pulse?" Chang He asked carefully.
"I asked you to change your hand and change it, don't be verbally verbally." Wukong replied angrily, "Are you a doctor or I a doctor, hurry up." After finishing the right hand, Wukong dragged a wooden basin with water from behind like a magic trick, and began to wash his hands slowly inside.
"I'm talking about the little master," Chang He looked at Wukong nervously, "Someone's disease..."
"Very good," Goku replied without raising his head.
"What does it mean?" Chang He said happily, "Is it almost done?"
"It's very good that it didn't continue to deteriorate." Wukong looked at Chang He contemptuously, "General Chang, how many times have I told you? Don't be too happy and sad during treatment, and don't be too anxious and nervous. What are you thinking? Do you take my words as a wind in your ears?"
"My little master, but I don't..." Chang He distinguished.
"You still said you didn't?" Wukong slapped the ground in front of him, "If you didn't do this, why did your disease not only not improve, but it became deeper? Do you know, General Chang, how much trouble will it increase when you clean up your seven-emotional poison for me?"
"But, I really don't..." Chang He was still trying to distinguish.
"No need, can't the reality I see tell you all?" Wukong let out a long sigh, "General Chang, I will talk to you first. If you don't take your body seriously, don't blame me for not paying attention to your life or death in the future."
"Okay, something was wrong." Chang He quickly admitted his mistake.
"For you know you are wrong, I will forgive you this time." Wukong changed his topic, "But General Chang, if you are still like this, even if I am kind, I will not do these useless skills again and again."
"Yes, yes..." Chang He nodded and bowed his head.
"Okay, now close your eyes and relax your whole body..." Wukong stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Chang He, "From the surface of the Tang Dynasty, go to bed." As Wukong said, Chang He, who was sitting there, tilted his head and fell asleep.
"Although you have watched this technique so many times, I still feel very satisfied every time I watch it." Zhixing's words came from behind the wall, "Come on, let him take off his pants and sing the elephant with Xiao Jiji, elephant, why is your nose so long to show me."
"Get out" Wukong waved his hand angrily, "Go out and do business quickly. Senior brother, do you know that now is the time when the task is tight. If you don't hurry up, why are you singing about the elephant..."
It must be said that Zhixing's skin is getting worse and worse
"Okay, you feel comfortable all over now, and your mind is relaxed..." After sending Zhixing away, Wukong began to deal with Chang He, "Your mind is relaxed..."
"My mind is relaxed..." Chang He tilted his head and continued in a strange voice.
"Yeah, that's it." Wukong said with satisfaction, "Don't feel guilty. A person as talented as you is shining like a fireflies in the night. His Highness the King of Qin and His Highness the Crown Prince are both talented people, so it is inevitable that they all appreciate you, but it is wrong not to appreciate you. Do you think His Highness the King of Qin is the Crown Prince and is talented, right?"
“That’s right…”
"Isn't that right, so don't feel guilty. It's not you who is wrong, it's this world, this feudal society where all evil people cannibalize people, so don't feel guilty." Wukong casually talked about enlightenment of Chang He, while glanced out the window, "At the worst, we will be neutral, and don't say a word, just rely on His Majesty Li Yuan..."
"I don't say a word..."
Lei Bao from the Ministry of Justice knelt on the ground tremblingly, not daring to say a word. In front of him, he was extremely angry, and fire seemed to be spewing out of his eyes. King Qi Li Yuanji.
At this moment, after a scream came from the torture room beside them, then an excited voice elongated the tone and shouted:
"The Supreme Lord has an order, I will count down to 321. Let's all besiege Yuanshi Tianzun. Ai Mu tears to hold back the hatred of Yuanshi Tianzun. The deputy tear is ready to mock the Battle of the Battle of the Buddha at any time, and then take over the hatred of Taishang Laojun. The gangsters must give their all their strength to kill them. Don't worry, don't worry, this time Laojun will give you milk, it is absolutely certain..."
When he heard these words, the angry trough of the King of Qi, Li Yuanji, who was already angry, had completely exploded. He stepped on the back of Lei Bao who was lying on the ground without hesitation, and stomped Lei Bao on the ground in one breath. After begging for mercy, Li Yuanji breathed a sigh of relief.
"Lei Bao, how did you tell me the other day." Li Yuanji turned to Lei Bao and stared at him coldly with his eyes, "You said that even if you are a man who is a man who is fighting, it will only take two days to make sure it can turn into iron juice. But now, it's been three days, right? Why didn't Zhang Liang say a useful word?"
"Your Highness, you should be damned." Lei Bao knelt at Li Yuanji's feet with sweat on his head. "I don't know what's going on. Every time I see him getting caught, he can talk nonsense, as if he is possessed by an evil spirit..."
"Are you shirking responsibility?" Li Yuanji snorted, "Are you shirking responsibility?"
"The little one dares, the little one dares..." Lei Bao knelt on the ground, and the big guy knocked his head on the ground, "Please give the little one another three days, the little one will definitely pry Zhang Liang's mouth open."
"Three days..." Li Yuanji stared at Lei Bao coldly.
"Two days, two days can be done," Lei Bao immediately changed his words, "This time, the young man will definitely do his best, and this guy will confess. Please rest assured His Highness the King of Qi."
"Okay, I'll give you another three days." As he said that, Li Yuanji grabbed Lei Bao's neck and pulled Lei Bao from the ground. "But if he still talks nonsense in three days... Lei Bao, you know Gu's temper."
"Yes, yes," Lei Bao replied with great difficulty, "I will definitely satisfy you, Your Highness, King Qi."
"You'd better satisfy me." Li Yuanji let go of his hand and threw Lei Bao on the ground. "If you don't satisfy me, I will make your Q family unsatisfied."
After saying that, Li Yuanji looked around the cell in disgust, then snorted, turned around and walked out of the door.
"Boss..." After Li Yuanji walked out of the door, a prison guard came up and helped Lei Bao up. "We have done everything we can do these days, but that guy just won't do it. Do you have any new tricks?"
"Taoist priests, you all poisoned me with fire talismans. Have you heard it? What? You said that Yuanshi Tianzun's poison resistance is **, ** sister. Even if his poison resistance is Lenin, you have to poison me. Have you heard it? What can your output do? The output still needs to be counted on the mage, your own son, absolutely..."
Zhang Liang looked around with a dull look on his face. When he was muttering to himself, his whole body twitched, his head tilted and he fell into a coma again.
"Boss..." Another prison guard who was exercising his punishment put down the soldering iron in his hand. "This guy's mouth is so hard. If I want me to say, if I continue to hit like this, I'm afraid I can't ask anything."
"When your mother, such a shrunk mouth is so hard." Lei Bao gritted his teeth fiercely, "If it's so hard, we'll cheat. I won't believe it. You don't say it in front of me, but you don't say it in front of your savior."
"Boss, you mean..."
"Put some medicine to this kid first, don't let him die." Lei Bao rubbed his face with his hands, "Tonight, we pretend to be the King of Qin to rob him of prison, and I don't believe this guy won't say it then."
"Boss, you are really sinister," said the jailer who was holding Lei Bao, "I can't come up with such a good idea."
"Can you call this sinister?" said another jailer, "Is it good to be cunning..."
"Yes, yes," said several other prisoners, "It's so despicable and shameless..."
"You don't want to live anymore, right?" Lei Bao glared. "I cheered up my spirits at night. If anyone ruined my business, I will peel him."
When Chang He's treatment was almost over, Wukong finally waited for the goal he was waiting for today, and was cursed by the Taoist priests of the Shangqing Sect, who had no small Jiji's lawyer.
"Brother Pei, come, I'll introduce you." Wukong recommended to the two people with a compassionate smile, "This is General Chang Hechang of the Imperial Guard, this is Pei Sikong's eldest son, and the prince-in-law of the prince-in-law, Lawyer Pei..."
"Looking for a long time" Chang He bowed his hand.
"Looking for a long time" Lawyer Pei's eyes were a little erratic.
To be continued...