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Chapter 108: Go to bed, Master Dao will show you my treasure!(1/2)

Chapter 108: Go to bed, Master Dao will let you see my treasure!

It should be admitted that Wukong was more or less surprised when he saw this Miss Cuiyun.

Wukong would not say that this girl Cuiyun looked ugly without her conscience. In fact, women only need to tidy up their hair neatly, then cover their wrinkles, put on their eyes slightly larger, paint their mouths smaller, and make some powder on their faces look whiter, even if they look like Sister Feng, they will not affect the city appearance.

So there was an old saying before that, there is no ugly woman in the world, only lazy woman.

Wukong would not say against his conscience that this girl Cuiyun's outfit is ugly, because the girl Cuiyun in front of him was wearing a standard low-cut outfit, which was even lower than the low-cut outfit in the movie full of golden milk. She was wearing a gauze dress on the outside, which was definitely not the standard dress of other girls he saw at the door.

But the problem is, this Miss Cuiyun is a little older, right?

Although Miss Cuiyun put on heavy makeup to hide her age, Wukong could tell at a glance that Miss Cuiyun was at least a shu girl in her thirties. If she had a tender face, it would not be impossible even at forty years old.

I remember that Lawyer Pei vowed to this girl Cuiyun and tried to elope five or six years ago, from the first year of Wude to the second year of Wude. At that time, Lawyer Pei was only twenty-four or five years old, and Princess Linhai had just left the title of loli and joined the ranks of imperial sisters, but this girl Cuiyun was still in her thirties at that time.

Of course, Princess Linhai got married late. In fact, Princess Pingyang, who is one year younger than her, is Li Xiuning from the Shuanglong of the Tang Dynasty, married Chai Shao when she was fifteen or sixteen years old. However, Li Xiuning's mother was Li Yuan's eldest wife, Empress Dou, and Princess Linhai's mother was a mistress. So although Princess Linhai was older than Princess Pingyang, she still had to be behind when it came to marriage.

But no matter how late it is, it is just a 20-year-old woman. Wukong really didn't expect that Brother Pei Lu could let go of such a royal sister at that time and planned to elope with a thirty-year-old woman. How lacking maternal love would he have to be

I really didn't realize that this lawyer Pei actually has such a serious Oedipus complex.

But even if Wukong was surprised, he was not as surprised as Miss Cuiyun.

Although when Lianxiang came to inform her, she had already told her very vaguely that a little... Dao Master, a very young Dao Master, Cui Yun really didn't expect that this was so small.

What a joke, is there anything more ridiculous than this in the world when a child is less than ten years old?

"Well, little girl... I want to ask." Wukong said to this girl Cuiyun tentatively, "Are you Miss Cuiyun?"

"I am the one who is" is surprised, but Miss Cuiyun is very professional. Since the little Taoist has spent money, she must satisfy everyone.

So while talking, Miss Cuiyun sat down on the embroidery pedestal on the side of Wukong. Then, according to her usual habits, she quietly relaxed her chest and made her taller and taller. But then she realized that the one in front of her was not a veteran of the flower cluster, but an eight-year-old child. She did this so beautifully and charmingly for the blind man to see.

"Is this place called Yanyun Tower before?" Wukong continued to ask seriously.

"That's right..." Miss Cuiyun looked at the cute Wukong, who looked like a little adult, and she really wanted to pinch his face. However, after all, she was a red card here and was still very professional. If the customer didn't allow her to give her a **, she would never take the initiative to give her **.

Well, no matter how good the red card is, even if it is pretending, it is always reserved. Those who open their mouths and reach out and go straight to the bottom three can only be considered rustic**.

"Miss Cuiyun used to know a loving guest named Lawyer Pei?" Wukong continued.

"Master Xiaodao..." A little bit of her true emotions appeared on Miss Cuiyun's face. She said in a little impatient tone, "Did you come to me to ask about these things?"

Of course, this real emotion is just a little bit. If it were an ordinary guest, it would be impossible to hear from the soft voice that the smiling girl in front of her was already very impatient with herself. Of course, ordinary guest might have been past the past and taken advantage of her with a lot of money, and would not ask such boring questions.

But for Wukong, not to mention such obvious emotions, even if this girl Cuiyun hides her emotions well, he will still be able to find out.

You should know that the two best courses Wukong learned back then were: one was hypnosis and the other was forced to confess.

"Okay, I'm sure, this Cuiyun is the one who is good to Lawyer Pei..." After clarifying this, Wukong immediately showed an innocent smile at the girl Cuiyun, "Of course not. Actually, Master Dao, I came to you to see a treasure."

"Yo" Miss Cuiyun showed a surprised expression just right, "I wonder what treasure is Xiaodao Master wanting me to see?"

"This treasure is in my clothes..." Wukong blinked at Miss Cuiyun and made a look you know, "It's not good to look outside, so let's go to the bed inside to see it."

"That's how..." Miss Cuiyun laughed a little, "I didn't expect that you are a little young man, but you are not very thoughtful."

While saying that, Miss Cuiyun stood up and walked towards the bed with her waist twisted. While walking, she turned her head and threw two charming eyes to Wukong, "Then Master, come in quickly, I'm still waiting to see the treasure in your clothes..."

Of course, if someone could hear her thoughts at this time, he would know that what Miss Cuiyun actually wanted to say at the moment was, "There is no child with hair all over the place. Is it an inch long? Is it a treasure? I have never seen what a treasure is a treasure?"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, just listening to this tone, it's really impossible to think that this woman actually despises you in her heart." Although Wukong didn't know what Cui Yun was thinking, he knew that she must despise herself as a treasure when she heard about her. "Only a middle-aged young man like Lawyer Pei will feel that Ji girls can have true love with her. By the way, what's going on, what's going on? Love is always there for thousands of miles, is it okay for fifty dollars..."

"I'm here." After seeing Cuiyun had already entered the inner room, Wukong also followed in with a smile, then turned around and closed the door and inserted it, then ran to the side of the window, closed the windows one by one and inserted it.

"Master Xiaodao, are you shy?" Cuiyun was already leaning on the bed at this time, with a professional smile on her face.

"Don't talk nonsense." Wukong closed all the doors and windows, and then carefully confirmed that no one eavesdropped, then turned around and looked at Cui Yun with an innocent smile, "No one is qualified to see my precious treasure, Dao Ye."

"Gee" Cuiyun covered her face with her sleeves and showed a smile on her face, "Do I think I am very honored to see your Chongbao..." When she said Chongbao, Cuiyun's tone actually had a little tremolo in her tone, and then her two big watery eyes curled up at Wukong's crotch.

What a professional sex worker, Wukong sighed, such a lively woman is indeed tempting to a young man like Lawyer Pei. Of course, Lawyer Pei himself has an Oedipus complex.

"Of course" Wukong walked to Cuiyun with a smile, "After Master Dao reveals his treasure, you must look carefully and see clearly. It is best to remember any patterns on it. If you can remember it, Master Dao will have a lot of rewards."

"So your treasure has patterns on it." Cuiyun smiled, "Then he really wants to have a good experience."

"See clearly." Wukong raised his hand and said with a swipe, and a gold medal with a gold chain immediately appeared in front of Cui Yun.

Cuiyun was a little stunned at the time. It was not that she had not seen the guests show their "Quant Treasure" in the yard, but it was the first time she saw this golden treasure that was still full of chains today.

What did this kid come to Jiyuan for? Cuiyun felt very confused.

"Don't be stunned, look seriously." While shaking the gold medal in front of Cuiyun's eyes, Wukong took out the money bag from his sleeve and shook it twice. "As long as you can remember the patterns on my treasure, Dao Ye, if you see, all the money in this bag is yours."

Treating ji girls, those who talk about love are weak, all you have to do is to use money indirectly

Sure enough, under the stimulation of this bag of money, even if Cui Yun was confused about the unusual guest in front of him, he temporarily focused his energy on the gold medal in Wukong's hand. Then a low sound rang out in her ears.

Ten minutes later, Miss Cuiyun was already lying on the bed with her eyes dull and entered a state of deep hypnosis.

"Miss Cuiyun, Miss Cuiyun, have you seen it? Now Lawyer Pei is standing in front of you. He wants to elope with you. Do you still remember..." Wukong began to induce, "Don't you want to elope with him too..."

"Who said I want to elope with him..." Cui Yun replied very fiercely, "I am not an inexperienced boy like him. Where can I elope? His father is Sikong, and his father-in-law is the emperor. I elope with him. I have a few heads that I can cut."

I know this must be the case

"Do you still remember where did you put the bunch of hair that Lawyer Pei gave you?" Wukong didn't plan to continue asking about the bullshit between Lawyer Pei and her. In short, it was just a conscientious girl who met a young and energetic sucker, and then in order to coax him more money, he took it seriously.

So, Pei Ji's children were later lost in obscurity, which was entirely a problem of family education.

"That hair?" Miss Cuiyun replied carelessly, "I'll sell it long ago. If someone hadn't been willing to pay a lot of money to buy his hair, I'm full and full, what would I want the miscellaneous hair on his head to do?"

This sentence was really beyond Wukong's expectations. Before he came, Wukong made a lot of judgments about Lawyer Pei's bundle of hair, for example, if Cuiyun had thrown away his hair long ago, what should he do? For example, if Cuiyun still preserves his hair, what should he do.

But Wukong did not expect what if Cuiyun sold Lawyer Pei's hair? Speaking of Lawyer Pei is not the kind of beauty who is so charming. Who would buy his hair when he was full?

"Who bought Lawyer Pei's hair from you?" Wukong continued to ask quickly.

"A enk-kun who often came to Yanyun Tower was surnamed Jin." Cuiyun continued to answer, "He said that their child was seriously ill and said that he had to find the official's hair to boil water to get better. So I took the hair from Master Pei's hand and sold it to him."

This is the situation of Shenma? Wukong felt a little dizzy when he felt his mind. What is the origin of this Enke named Jin?

"That Enke, the surname Jin, was very diligent when Mr. Pei came very hard during that time, but neither of them could do it in bed..."

"No need to mention their problems in bed, I talk about the appearance of the Enke, who was surnamed Jin." Wukong interrupted Cuiyun's description of Lawyer Pei's bed abilities without hesitation. He was now mentally impotent, and he also talked about his ability in bed. What can Lawyer Pei do in bed now? What's the bullshit?

"He is thinner..." Cui Yun didn't think at all and immediately began to describe it in a straightforward way. After his speech was deeply hypnotized, there was such a benefit. Even if it was something that had been forgotten, as long as the brain had not completely deleted the thing, the thing would be clearly visible, just like before his eyes.

He is relatively thin. Wukong thought carefully about the Taoist priest Wang Gui whom he met just now. Although he is not very tall, he is considered to be upright no matter how he looks at it. No matter how he looks at it, it is not related to thin. If he wants to say thin, then his current image can be considered thin.

"The eyes always squint..."

Wukong looked at his current eyes in the bronze mirror next to him.

"The mouth is bigger than that of ordinary people..."

Wukong looked at his big mouth with rouge.

"Well, he likes wearing wigs very much, and he wears wigs almost every time he comes to me."

If Wukong hadn't confirmed that Cui Yun was indeed deeply hypnotized by him, he would have given her a message without hesitation. Damn, are you talking about me?

"By the way," Cuiyun continued, "there are three black moles under his ears, which are lined up in a straight line. However, he keeps covering his neck with his hair, so ordinary people cannot see it."

Fortunately, you finally said a feature that I don’t have. Otherwise, I will let you ask you to pick up a customer in the future, as soon as the customer is inserted, you will immediately shout to defeat imperialism or not.

Wukong continued to question a few more words, and after confirming that the girl Cuiyun really knew nothing, he began to fall into deep thought.

In fact, before Wukong explored Lingxuan Temple and Yanyun Tower at night, the Taoist priest of the Shangqing Sect cursed Lawyer Pei, so he himself didn't believe what he didn't say. However, what this ji girl Cuiyun said made Wukong feel a little doubt in his heart.

Just before Lawyer Pei and Princess Linhai were given marriage by His Majesty Li Yuan, the Cuiyun girl had such an Enke named Jin, and he also spent a lot of money to buy Lawyer Pei's hair. After the hair was bought, this Enke never appeared again. No matter how you look at this matter, it is suspicious.

As for which Shenma's child needs to drink the gray hair of the high-ranking official when he gets sick, Wukong doesn't believe it at all. When he speaks, Lawyer Pei is considered a high-ranking official five years ago, he said that he wants hair, so it's better to have Pei Ji's hair. In addition, when Lawyer Pei was having an affair with Cui Yun at that time, he only had to spend a lot of money, Lawyer Pei could definitely get his father's hair out.

In addition, this Enke's eyes are specially drawn with a big mouth and likes to wear wigs. This is obviously a disguise. Who is the one who disguises while shopping in the kiln?

Well, for example, when a monk like himself came to the Jiyuan for investigation, or when a Taoist priest had ulterior motives, would he say... a thing he had never considered before suddenly appeared in Wukong's heart, was it true that Lawyer Pei's impotence was cursed by that love-like Taoist priest Wang Zhi?

Damn it's not scientific

This strange thing kept waiting for Wukong to slip away from Miss Cuiyun and took off his disguise and returned to Zhuangyan Temple. He did not understand it. Of course, before Wukong left, he did not forget to use hypnosis to make Miss Cuiyun forget about the fact that he hypnotized him, but made Miss Cuiyun think that he was asleep with the little Taoist priest in his arms.

Of course, Miss Cuiyun also knew the name of the little Taoist priest, Wang Yuanzhi's illegitimate son, Wang Anshi

"Wukong" Zhixing lay on Wukong's bed, looking at Wukong with a thoughtful look on his face, "What are you thinking? It's like losing your soul. Could it be that you really went to the jiyuan to break your body? Let me tell you, you must spend money to block my mouth. If you don't give me a gift to my senior brother, I can't guarantee when will you let me say a word?"

"Senior Brother Zhixing" Wukong turned his head and looked at Zhixing and said seriously, "Do you think there are magic in this world?"

"Of course there is" Zhixing's quick answer.

"Really?" Wukong felt a little uneasy. Could it be that I was not coming to the Tang Dynasty in history, but a parallel world with the existence of cultivation? Or is there someone here who broke the Void Divine Horse? "Senior Brother, do you know who has magic?"

"Your junior brother," Zhixing answered for granted.

"I didn't say myself." Wukong almost vomited blood, "I mean, you haven't heard of it before, for example, do the Shangqing Sect really have magic?"

"Of course there is." Zhixing yawned, "Didn't it mean that Wang Yuanzhi of the Shangqing Sect can make trouble and make soldiers, and he knows that he is the real person of the Dharma Master. Why? Wukong, are you going to compete with Wang Yuanzhi? I will definitely stop you with this senior brother..."

"Senior Brother" Wukong looked at Zhixing tightly.

"What's the matter?" Zhixing yawned again.

"Can you speak well? Junior brother, I'm talking to you about something very serious, okay?" Wukong said angrily.
To be continued...
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