Chapter Nineteen: I'm Not Guilty At All
"This, although it is very impolite to plan to say something else, I still have to interrupt you..." Wukong leaned back and then made a quiet gesture, "This liar Tan Yue, there is one thing I want to tell you solemnly that I don't think my life is in your hands. In fact, I have always insisted that Tan Yue, your life is in my hands now."
"Is my life in your hands in your little master?" The young man looked around with an exaggerated look, "You must have seen these little knives around me clearly. So how do you hold my life, little master? Can you tell me?"
"Oh, I almost forgot." The young man smiled and turned to look at Zhixing and Daoguang, "Is it these two masters that you rely on? Maybe they are indeed very powerful, but I absolutely don't believe that they can do something under so many knives with bare hands? Or, your eyes are not very good and you can't see clearly the current situation?"
"I can see it very clearly." Actually, since the Zhou Dynasty, I have been watching you all the time since you were having a meal and drinking!" Wukong showed a strange smile, "It's Zhang Zhanjun, have you guys carefully checked what's in the wine while drinking for the past half day?"
"What's in the wine?" The young man's face turned gloomy, as if he felt something was wrong.
"There is nothing else, just a little chewy thing." Wukong waved his hand lightly, "But the feeling of eating will definitely not be too good and leave... Well, it's time to calculate it. Zhang Chanjun, do you feel something is wrong with yourself now?"
"What's wrong with me?" The young man felt it carefully, "No, I said, Master Wukong, don't be so mysterious..."
Before he could finish his words, he saw his accomplices suddenly screaming, covering their stomachs and squatting down. Before the young man could understand what was going on, he suddenly felt a severe pain in his stomach, as if a knife was inserted into it and stirred.
"Ah!" After the young man screamed, he also covered his stomach and fell to the ground.
"What did I say about Zhang Zongjun!" Wukong stood up from Hu bench and stretched, "I just said that it is still difficult to say whose life we have in his hands. Look, isn't it fulfilled now? But Zhang Zongjun is too young. You have to know that when you are away, food hygiene is the most worthy of our attention! You must know that in this world, how many people die because of unhygienic food!"
"But don't worry if I'm here, you will be saved! Since I said this thing cannot be eaten, it must not be eaten." As he said that, Wukong waved his hand with a pride, "I said Senior Brother Guang, Senior Brother Zhixing, why are you still sitting there waiting for? Hurry up and tie them up!"
"Senior Brother, am scared by four or five knives!" Zhixing stood up lazily from Hu bench, walked to these liars and untied the belts of these people, and tied them together one by one. "Junior Brother Wukong, Senior Brother wants to tell you well, we always do this, it's not okay..."
"Senior brother, what can you say?" Wukong blinked his cute big eyes and looked at Zhixing with a naive look.
"Barring, of course, you have to do less dangerous things." Zhixing said with a depressed look on his face, "I won't talk about the past, just talk about this time! It's obviously very simple, and it makes you so uneasy. What if your medicine doesn't work at that time? Do you know, senior brother, I'm always frightened every time I'm with you."
"Isn't this to win more with less? Senior brother, look at so many people, we are so weak...
"Nonsense... Zhixing shook his fist, "Look at what this is? The big fist of a casserole is not something I'm going to blow. As long as I'm a senior brother, I can handle all these native chickens and tiles alone, and I will definitely not be injured."
While Shou was talking, Zhixing didn't stop Feng and tied up a person.
"Blow, do you continue blowing?" Dao Guang tied up people while talking, "Just your swearing, you actually have the nerve to say that they are native chickens and tiles. Do you think you are a monk and I have no match for the boxing stick!"
"I'm going to reason with my junior brother here, I don't have time to argue with you!" Zhixing curled his lips to Daoguang disdainfully, turned to continue to say to Wukong, "But you take a look at it yourself. According to your actions, I'll make me feel so weak that I'm so comparing with four or five knives. If there is a stab in the middle with a slashing me with water in my head, I can't get it!"
"Senior brother, you are so frustrated. What's so guilty about this? Look at why Brother Guan Er was not guilty when he went to the meeting alone?" Wukong blinked his cute big eyes.
"Look at me again, chatting and laughing calmly in the knife. Why am I not feeling at all? Practice, your practice is not enough for you!"
"Barring, the knife is not pointing to you, of course you are not guilty at all." Zhixing said while tied up people, "Since you are so kind, why didn't you stand up when I was forced by the knife just now? He said to these guys, come on, use a knife to **, hit me with a stick, and abuse me hard, I'm not guilty at all!"
"I don't have water in my mind!" Wukong said in a low voice.
"Yes, senior brother, my mind is in water, so Junior Brother Wukong, you give me a code to let me sit still, I really can't sit still, Junior Brother, you say everything is in your control, Senior brother, I really believe it." Zhixing replied depressedly. "I am so stupid. I should have known that Junior Brother, everything is in your control, it is completely nonsense...
"Senior brother, don't want this friend to say good or not, I feel very guilty about it."
"You're so guilty! You're not surrounded by four or five knives, damn it! Four or five shady murderous knives are just damn it on me!" Wukong patted Zhixing's shoulder comfortably, "We can catch all these people without having to do anything. If these guys know the interests of your senior brothers, then you will definitely run away a few senior brothers. You don't want anyone behind us to stare at them.
"I'm not a big deal with my senior brother. Junior brother, let's make an agreement first!" Zhixing picked up a person from the ground again, tied him tightly. "After arriving at Huangmei, Daoguang and I, each person, had at least fifty taels of shock, and it was not enough to lose one child. Grandma's, every time I go out with you, it's as thrilling as putting my head on my belt."
"No problem!" Wukong waved his little hand, "Senior brother, you are fifty taels each, I will give it to you!"
"Wu Neng, don't eat this kind of thing that doesn't even eat pigs, you're very happy!" Wu Kung stretched out his hand and gave Wu Neng a big money, who was still burying his head and eating meat. "Take other little novice monks to the backyard of the inn to find out if the original shopkeeper and waiter had died."
"Of course not!" After the pain slightly relieved, a liar who was tied up tightly spoke. "They were behind the firewood stack in the firewood room in the backyard. We have our own rules in doing things. If we say that we don't hurt people's lives, we don't hurt people's lives.,
"Well, did you hear it?" Wukong gave Wuneng a big money again. "If you don't eat, you'll almost become a fat pig, and you're still uh... If you want to eat, hurry up and get the shopkeeper of the inn from the woodshed, and then ask him to prepare some food for us."
"Yeah, okay!" Tian Neng put down the pork in his hand a little reluctantly, then shouted, and rushed to the backyard with a bunch of little novice monks.
"I said little bald!" Dong Xiaololi, who had been quiet for the past half day, suddenly appeared beside Wukong, "Do you want to kill all the other little monks and kill all these robbers? Then I will go back to the carriage first. People hate watching those bloody things the most."
After hearing the little loli's words, a liar and his accomplices immediately opened their eyes wide and looked at Zaikong with a look of surprise, as if the next moment, the cute little monk would pick up the knife on the ground and cut it down at them.
"What's wrong, that's not right!" Wukong could only smile helplessly at this fierce little loli, "They are just liars. Well, they have changed their careers to robbers now, but they are not worth damn!"
"Yes, yes!" A liar replied immediately, "We are the most rules. If we say we are seeking money, we will never hurt people's lives. Now that we have to follow the rules when it comes to your hands, we must follow the rules. Let's do this, we will admit defeat, accept punishment, and take the money in the box and package as you want. If you think it is not enough, we will still have some money in Jiangzhou City..."
"Don't mention the ripped goods to me, I'll be angry when I pick them up!" Wukong reached out and chiseled a liar's head. "It's because you're messing around on my territory that I have to take out my own money to supplement those who have been cheated by you. You are still embarrassed to tell me that you still have ripped goods in Jiangzhou."
As he said that, Goku reached out and knocked a liar's head twice, "Since I paid the money to pay the goods owner for you, then the troll is mine now..., mine! The troll is mine now, do you understand?"
"Yes, yes, that guy is yours now!" A liar replied immediately, "But, besides Jiangzhou, we also have some savings in other places."
"Are you so good at being a liar these days?" Wukong asked curiously, "I thought your abundant life was all your savings, but I didn't expect you to have any savings."
"What's the future?" said a lie and others very angrily, "You little master, you don't know that the most annoying thing in our industry is the current chaos in the world. In this world, the ones who have some money in their pockets are either the aristocratic families or the grass-headed kings. If we accidentally fall into the hands of those grass-headed kings who are not following the rules, we may not be cut off without even saying anything."
"Then you can deceive the aristocratic families!" Wukong asked with interest, "I think you didn't cheat me very well when you lied to my brother Lu Chengde?"
"What do you know?" A liar replied with a depressed look on his face. "Like your brother, although he is a great family, he is actually a country bumpkin. The children of ordinary families are so sensible. You may have cheated him in Chang'an. After half a year, your portrait will be spread to Lingnan."
"And these aristocratic families are all a little bit cautious, and they are even more unruly than those grass-headed kings." A liar continued, "so we usually go to find guys with some background but not very background. However, it would be good if this kind of guy can save his life in the current chaos in the world. How could he still save his money?"
"Is that true?" Wukong pulled a bench and sat down in front of a liar. "Since you are talking so miserable, you can still have savings here and there. Are you lying to me, are you?"
"Not done!" A liar sighed, "Now there are chaos, bandits and scammers are rampant, so we dare not put all our money in one place! Otherwise, if we are taken away in a pot, then we brothers will have to drink the northwest wind."
Wukong felt that he had nothing to say, and he had to say it. This sentence of bandits and liars rampantly said from the liar's mouth really made him feel a deep sense of incongruity.
Chapter completed!