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Chapter 18: The liar turns into a robber

Actually, seriously, this piece of meat is not as unpalatable as Goku shows. It is just a little careless to deal with it, and even the pig hair has not faded. Adding seasonings is a little less, and basically nothing is added except a little salt. There is no other disadvantages.

Although Goku said that the meat was half-cooked, to be honest, it was definitely more than three-point cooked steak.

This kind of meat is indeed unpalatable for a guy like Wukong who never tires of eating fine food and fine meat. However, this evaluation is also for Wukong, a guy who is very picky about food. For Wuneng, a little novice monk who inherited the great Bajie Brother's name, these shortcomings are all Fuyun!

Before joining Dalin Temple, Wuneng wandered from Fu Gongyou's territory to Jiangzhou. He had almost eaten anything like bark, grass, leaves, grasshoppers, crickets and other things along the way.

A mere four or five mature pork is absolutely a real man, and he is simply stress-free!

"Wukong, is this meat really bad?" Zhixing looked at Wuneng's sip and then planned to give another piece, and he couldn't help but whisper to Wuneng, "Look at Wuneng's appearance, it seems delicious."

Wukong's eyes were wider than Zhixing. If it weren't for the fact that he had just eaten one piece, just looking at Wuneng's current appearance, I'm afraid anyone would believe that this half-baked pork is the best delicacy in the world.

Whether you believe it or not, enlightenment is believed anyway!

"Is this guy really a shame for Wuneng?" Wukong murmured, "What a qualified messenger of the altar, you can definitely eat whatever tribute!"

"Maybe I'm too tired today, so I don't have an appetite!" After glanced at Monk Zhixing, Wukong secretly showed a cunning smile on his face, and then waved his hand generously, "Since there is no problem with Wuneng's eating, then everyone can eat with confidence and don't be affected by me."

"Well, everyone will eat!" Zhixing waved his hand at the other little monks, then took the lead and picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. Then he saw Zhixing's mouth biting a few times, and then he showed a contradictory look on his face.

"Senior Brother Zhixing, you must persevere!" Wukong looked at Zhixing with a cunning smile, "It is shameful to waste food, so you must persevere and never spit it out!"

Before Wukong could finish his words, he saw Zhixing spit out his flesh, "What kind of fun is this? Can there be something more unpalatable in the world than this?"

"Master, what happened?" After Zhixing finished roaring, the enthusiastic ranger came over, "Master, you are so angry?"

"Look at it yourself." Monk Zhixing pointed at the meat on the plate with his hand. "Is this a human food game?"

The Ranger swept the table, and the color immediately became gloomy. Then he used chopsticks to pluck the meat in the plate and slapped the table with his palm, "What's going on? Waiter, call out your shopkeeper."

"Young master, what happened?" Just after the young man slapped the table, two people stood up from his table, and walked towards Wukong's table. "Why are you so angry...

"Look at this thing, is this something that people can eat?" The young man slapped the table again with force. "Where is the waiter, where have you died? If you don't get out, you will demolish your broken store."

As soon as the young man finished speaking, his team had already drawn out their weapons, and then shouted, and saw that Daoguang and Zhixing, who were originally sitting in their seats to watch the fun, had already been placed next to them.

"What do you want?" Zhixing looked coldly at the knife placed beside him, "Take these rags aside."

"I'm sorry..." The young man grinned at Wukong and the others, "Two masters, I'm sorry, I really made this little master say it right, we are robbers. But we rob money and not rob life. As long as the two masters don't move around, no one will be injured..."

"Stop it!" The young man stopped drinking and holding a few knives, and was about to control the little loli. "Don't go to other people's female relatives to touch each other, otherwise they will deal with you according to the rules.

"This robber Tan Yue, you are indeed a thief!" Wukong smiled and made a quiet gesture to the little loli who had already taken out the sun shooting crossbow, then turned to look at the young man, "But you robbed and found us monk, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"

"What's wrong? As a monk, you should be empty in all four elements, instead of having a lot of money and women while traveling around, this will affect the Zen heart of the masters." The young man held his hands behind his back, looking compassionate. "For the practice of the masters and the little masters, I decided to use the money to help some people who need it more."

"Are you the one you said that needs it more?" Goku tilted his head and asked cutely.

"Of course, compared to all the masters who are free and free from the mortal world, I, who are still struggling in the mortal world, must need more money." The young man turned to look at Wukong, who was still relaxed, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Of course..., huh, I don't seem surprised at all, my little master!"

"Who said I wasn't surprised? I'm so surprised!" Wukong blinked cutely. You know, I always thought you were planning to drug in the water, but waited for it. In the end, I didn't wait for you to drug, but waited until you changed your job. Look at me, how surprised!"

"Of course, it's also wonderful to be a scammer who has changed his job to a robber, but to tell the truth..." Wukong held his cheeks with his two fat hands and looked at the young man without blinking. "You craftsmen suddenly changed their careers and started robbing such a lack of technical content, which really disappointed me very much."

"It seems that you know our identity only when you are a state." After a moment of frightened, the young man immediately smiled, "I really want to know, little master, how did you know that we are craftsmen? I believe that none of you have ever seen me."

"I also really want to know that you, an organized gang of scammers, don't even have a person who can cook meat?" Wukong tilted his head, freed up his hand and picked up the piece of meat on the plate, and looked at the young man with a smile, "It's really hard for you to cheat for so many years and never miss the hand."

"There is no way. The guy who can cook broke my rules and was sunk." The young man replied calmly, "Besides, this matter was just a temporary idea, so for a while, we can't find a person who can cook. You must know that if you want to find a coolie, you can find a man who can cook, but if you want to find a man who can cook, you can find a phospherical horn!"

"No wonder." Wukong nodded, "I'm also thinking that according to your meticulousness in doing things, there shouldn't be such a big mistake, and it will be explained in this way."

"You know who we are, you wouldn't have said such words," the young man pulled over a stool and sat down in front of Wukong. "But I'm very surprised. If I had seen a smart person like you, you wouldn't have no impression of him at all?"

"If I said I had never seen you before," Goku replied with a smile, "Don't you know you, do you believe it?"

"My little master, don't joke.

"The young man replied with a smile, "If you don't know us, how can you say I'm a liar with certainty? Master, say what you know earlier, otherwise, when we move a little thicker, everyone will be unsightly, right?"

"Okay, this is not a big deal, I can tell you!" Wukong pointed at the luggage piled up by the young man with his hand, "Did you see the kind of leather bags you hung on the horse's body, such as the one with a copper buckle?"

The young man followed Goku's hand and looked at the luggage, "I saw it, that's my horse bag. What, is there any problem?"

"That's the travel bag I designed and customized." Wukong smiled brightly. "Although it has become old and the color is a bit different, the copper buckle of the sickle and axe is definitely the only one, and there is no semicolon. This bag should have been taken away by a liar who claimed to be a military officer in the Main Office of the Kongzhou of the Tang Dynasty and named Zhang Chenxi three years ago."

"Just this?" the young man frowned slightly, "What if I buy the stolen goods?"

"How many people who buy stolen goods need to go out often?" Wukong's face showed a cunning smile. "And this bag is the kind of thing that only people who go out often find very convenient. If you sit at home every day, this bag is worthless to you, but for Zhang Chanjun, you need to run around..."

"This kind of bag is a thousand gold coins!" This year's young man slapped his hands, "It turns out that something went wrong with this bag. When I got this bag, I felt a little confused. Later, when I planned to re-order it as the bag, I went to Chang'an to find Hu Shang to customize it. However, nothing happened in the past few years, so I was a little careless."

"If I say that, then I probably know that you are the young man Wukong from the Lu family in Jiujiang." The young man bowed, "Young master, you are indeed a heroic young man. You can actually give a family like this three years ago..."

"Actually, that can't be considered a trap! At best, it can only be called a chess. It's best to use it in the future. It doesn't matter if you use it." Wukong looked at the young man cutely, "By the way, Zhang Zhanjun, should you be able to play chess?"

"Of course!" The young golfer looked at Wukong with surprise, "It's hard to believe that you are only eight years old. You are indeed a master of Master Daoxin and a born genius. You are the honest and reliable young man who masters half of Jiangzhou. You can investigate the whole city of Jiangzhou in a word."

"With your words, I can conclude that you are the ones who have built the Xinlian Gang and the Sanjiang Gang warehouse in Jiangzhou City." Wukong bit his finger gently, "Zhang Shenjun, do you know, how much trouble you have caused to me by crossing the boundaries!"

"So what if I caused trouble for you?" The young man laughed, "Can you say, can you do anything about us now? Master Wukong, don't forget, your life is still in my hands. Baidu's good monks in the Tang Dynasty. Although we usually don't kill people when we do business, but...

The young man lowered his head and said to Wukong viciously, "I can kill you all at any time!" To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidi to vote for recommendations, monthly votes, and your support is my greatest motivation. This update is provided by Flash God Xiaodie.
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