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Chapter 38: Boys wake up standing [standing] every morning after they enter puberty!

Shimura's family...

"Chapter 35, the bastard's crotch cloth mask arrests and battles~" After Yin Shikki said that, the crowd in the audience applauded and cheered.

At this time, a group of people were standing in front of Gintoki, including Shimura siblings, Kagura, Jiang Cheng, and the Shipeng group.

"What's the matter in the 35th chapter..." Shinbaji stood among the noisy crowd and curled his lips.

"Shinbaji, don't worry, this is the last time for that bastard's life." Jiang Cheng patted Shinbaji's shoulder and said, but he was interrupted by Shinbaji before he could say anything.

"I'm not complaining about this at all!"

"Don't worry, I'll be very sensible, but I just want to invite that bastard to cross a bridge and have a comfortable sleep after drinking the soup." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and promised, "Maybe he can start a second life, just like an old woman who divorced has a second spring. Saving the lost lamb, when I think of this, I can't help but wipe my tears hypocritically.

Xinbaji is no longer able to complain.

"Ah, I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to have the same idea." A Miao narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Then, please invite Kondo, the intern chairman, to speak..." After Gintoki finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Kondo who had just come on stage.

"Our real-choice group exists to protect the peace of the city. The so-called peace means that people can live and work in peace, and everyone's little happiness can combine the peace of the entire city!" Kondo said, his eyes unconsciously floating on A Miao who was talking and laughing with Jiang Cheng. His old face turned red and continued, "So, Shinbajijun, protecting his sister's pants is also our real-choice group's mission!"

"Oh, our director is really the best in the world when he finds such superficial excuses." Yuan Ming said.

"Hey~!" Kondo became anxious when he heard this and immediately wanted to refute.

"I said, why are even the True Selection Group coming?" Xinba Jisheng asked unlovingly, and looked at Jiang Cheng and A Miao, who were talking and laughing, but were burning with extraordinary arrogance. "These two have begun to make the whole incident develop in a short time, plus the True Selection Group..."

"Revenge, right, earthwork?" After Zongwu said that, Shinbaji wanted to turn around and look for earthwork that was originally sitting on the floor behind everyone.

However, at this time, I realized that Tu Fang, who was originally sitting on the ground, joined the discussion between Jiang Cheng and A Miao at some point. He was smiling all over his face, but his body also had an inexplicable arrogance.

"Oh, this plan is really good. I couldn't help but be excited when I thought of sending a bastard who made a big mistake to start a new second life." Shi Si said with a refreshing look on his face.

"I really didn't expect that one day I would have the same idea as the deputy director of the Zhenxuan team. It's really amazing." Jiang Cheng replied with a refreshing look on his face.

"Hey, the amazing three people have formed an amazing united front." Shinbaji said with a dark face, but then he reacted, "Tu Fangsang? Could it be that even Tu Fangsang received it..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zong Wu, "Really, there is really a fool who gave us a pair of pants to the Tufangsang." After that, he took out a white pants from his arms.

The earthwork where Jiang Cheng and A Miao were talking to him instantly came out. After a few sounds of the blade cutting through the air, the pants in Zhongwu's hand were broken into pieces.

"Beautiful sword technique!" Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding.

"Then, can that bastard's lower body be controlled by me?" After retracting the knife, Sisi turned his head and smiled again and said.

"Hey, didn't you agree to chop it up and throw it to the sea to feed the sharks? You are so cunning, Tufangjun." Jiang Cheng complained.

"Hey, is it really okay?!" Xinbaji said with a dark face.

...

"Heartbeat! The arrest battle between women with piles of crotch cloth masks~" Gintoki once again stood in front of the stage, and everyone applauded and cheered again.

"What's the point of piles of women?" Shinbaji stood in the noisy crowd and complained.

"Then, then let's set our posture again," Gintoki finished speaking, and everyone became quiet, and then Gintoki continued to speak: "With the full support of Miss Shimura Kei, we will choose the bait combat method."

"Bait?" Shinbaji had just expressed doubts when he saw A Miao standing on the stage and reached out to take out a pair of sexy pants.

"I offer fighting PanCi, and the most impressive thing about it is Mickey Rourke's cat fist."

As soon as Ah Miao finished speaking, Kondo in the audience wailed "Cat Fist?" and instantly bleeded blood and fell to the ground. (PS: Rourke: translated as Mickey Rourke. An American actor, who once went to Japan for boxing. He was called cats punch [Cat Fist] for his ugly boxing technique of getting close to him; PS2: The pronunciation of the boxing is similar to the pronunciation of the pants)

"Wait for me, this is so scary. Ordinary men can't stand it! They will be scared away..." Yin Toshiba said from the side.

"Well..." Ah Miao thought for a moment and took out a pink pants with a cat pattern. "What about this? Name it: Shutaro, the former Suzu Yokogawa, later became a boxer but failed repeatedly. He often fell face down like a dead person during the game. Those who are interested in Japanese sumo can take a look at "Hiromaru Suzu". It is OK, it is quite passionate, although the ending is a bit hasty.)

At this time, Kondo, who had just gotten up, took another blow and fell to his face, bleeding all over the floor...

"No, this is crazy..." Gintoki said again.

Xinbaji in the audience finally couldn't help it and frowned slightly and said, "Sister, you took out so many pairs of pants and swayed around. I'm thinking about it for my younger brother. I feel ashamed of myself, which is much more embarrassing than being seen by my family."

"That's how young people can step onto the adult ladder." Kagura nodded with his hands holding his hands.

"Don't summarize it easily there!"

"Well, calm down, Xinbajijun." Jiang Cheng exhorted, and at the same time, he kept silently stuffed a few experience coupons full of pictures of villains into Xinbaji's arms, and attached them to Xinbaji's ear and said softly, "I didn't give these pictures to anyone~ This is the real ladder toward adulthood. No matter when, use it if you need it!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up again and looked ahead, but his hand secretly gave Xinbaji a thumbs up.

"That's too early! He can't stand such stimulation at his age! Let's leave it to me for safekeeping!" Yin Shikyu walked off the stage and said on his own, and took out the coupon from Shinbaji's arms and put it in his own arms.

"What are you doing! Gintoki, what does it mean to take away the young man's ladder towards recognition!" Jiang Cheng was immediately displeased.

"Hey, I didn't say anything from beginning to end, okay?" Xinba said with a black line on his head.

"It's too early! You must learn to stand up before learning to take steps!" Gintoki Yoshinobu said in a righteous manner.

"You know what's wrong! Boys wake up every morning when they wake up!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

The two started to pinch again...

"You guys are enough!" Shinbaji finally couldn't bear it anymore.

But at this time, A Miao held the long sword and slashed horizontally, and everyone fell to the ground and dodged.

"I have been gambled on my pants and my life! You fools have time to talk, so why not catch me quickly!"

"Hi!" ×n

"Sister is so handsome Alu!"

...

"Listen! That guy pays more attention to the quality of a girl than the number of pants! He is a pervert by nature! So he will definitely sneak in here again and we are waiting for an opportunity to attack." Gintoki was still standing in front of everyone, but what was a little different from the moment was that everyone was standing outdoors now, and Gintoki's head was hanging on the hanger.

"This kind of evil deed of stepping on the innocent girl's love and the pride of a man is absolutely unforgivable! Boost your spirits! One blow will kill him! Blood stains his white shorts!" After Yin Toshiba said, everyone responded and raised the guy in his hand.

...

"Is this?" Jiang Cheng looked at the big package that Zong Wu was carrying and asked in confusion.

"I was wondering if I would encounter something similar, so I took these from the warehouse in the city." As Zongwu said, he put down the big package. Jiang Cheng squatted down curiously and watched Zongwu untied the package.

"What are these?" Shinbaji also came over and squatted down and asked.

"How to say it... it's similar to a landmine..." Zongwu explained.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already walked away with a lot of people, digging holes, laying mines, and burying soil in one go.

"What does it mean to be similar? This is a landmine!" Xinbaji shouted.

"It's not easy to take it out secretly. It's very strict." Zhu Wu continued to say to himself as if he didn't hear it.

"Snakes have snake paths, and rats have rat paths." Fourteen said from the side.

"It's so understatement!" Xinbaji shouted.

"As long as the yard is covered with mines, this kind of simple house can become a completely invincible and extremely steep fortress." Zong Wu said with a finger.

"Just let it continue to be simple!" Xinbaji complained, "And, you are simply breaking the law, okay? It is simply a law enforcement officer who breaks the law..."

"It is to the outside, and to the inside is to the inside." Zongwu stood up and explained.

"Let's ignore your strange theory," Shinbaji pointed to the package on the ground, "That's a weapon! Do you think you're fighting?!"

"No!" Fourteen said with his hands on the side, "The real name is [Mine Analog]."

"Nonsense!"

As soon as Shinbaji spoke, he was interrupted by A Miao's voice.

"Xinjiang, as you said, this is already a battlefield! If you think it's a joke, go home!" A Miao came over and said righteously.

"Sister," Shinbaji pointed, "This is my home."
Chapter completed!
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