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Chapter 37: Perverted thieves and righteous thieves are two different things!

"What's that?" Jiang Cheng was sitting in a restaurant, stuffing food into his mouth and shouting, "What's that?!"

The story starts this morning. Jiang Cheng was happy to get up and was about to play his newly bought game, but when he got up, he found that there was a small lace hollowed-out ** in front of his bed. Jiang Cheng picked it up curiously, but Yue Yong and Qingta who were pushed into the door were seen...

Thinking of Yue Yong and Haruta's eyes that looked like they were scumbags, Jiang Cheng explained that they both had that kind of eyes. Even walking on Yoshihara Street, Jiang Chengdu felt that passers-by were looking at him with the same eyes...

"How could I be that kind of person?" Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted, frightening the entire restaurant. Then Jiang Cheng continued to sit down and vent his anger at the food like a hill in front of him. Jiang Cheng did not notice the Wanshiwu trio and A Miao on the table next to him...

"That, what's going on?" Shinbaji looked at Jiang Cheng on the table next to him with a dark face and asked Gintoki.

"Who knows?" Gintoki was still eating his own Parfait.

"There are so many foods. I now understand why Yinsang said that Jiang Chengsang's stomach is another dimension..." Xinbaji sighed, but then he reacted again, "Hey! It seems that it's not about this when he comes out today! It's about underwear thieves!"

However, A Miao pressed Xinbaji's head on the table, "It's a problem! I don't know if Jiang Chengsangxi likes to eat fried eggs..."

"It's probably not something I like..." Shinbaji complained in a low voice, "If it's your fried egg, you can't swallow it no matter what."

"Xinjiang, what did you say?" Ah Miao looked at Shinbaji with a smile.

"Nothing, nothing," Shinbaji replied quickly, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang likes Chinese food, and doesn't like fishy food. Hey! We seem to be here to discuss the underwear thief! It's your business!"

"Don't underestimate fried eggs! Isn't fried eggs Chinese food?! Even Chinese people can't avoid eating fried eggs!" A Miao said and gave Xinbaji another thrill.

"Well, if there is nothing to do, we will leave first..." Gintoki raised his hand and said. At this time, the food in front of Gintoki and Kagura had been solved by both of them.

"Slowly, just wipe your mouth clean and you want to leave. What's the difference between them and those men who don't recognize others when they put on their pants." Ah Miao said with a smile, but Gintoki was shivering when he saw it.

"Haha, what are you talking about? Then, what's the matter?" Ginto said with a haha.

"Actually, it's a thief. During the time I lived in Wanshi House, my sister's underwear was hit twice. Is there any good solution?" Xinbaji said helplessly.

"Yeah, underwear thief," Ginto said, supporting his chin, "I heard that people in the past don't wear pants under their kimono, whether it's a little girl, a girl, or a little princess."

"Is there any difference between what you said?" Shinbaji said helplessly again, "Even if you list it, you can say something like [old grandma], [aunt], [girl]."

"Idiot! Only girls are allowed to talk about topics like [sports shorts] [no pants]." Gintoki Yoshinobu said in a proper way.

"That, the only one who can talk about [sports shorts] is Uncle Aru." Kagura added.

"Are you lying?!" Xinbaji was a little surprised.

"The pants cannot be said, either," Gintoki added again.

"No one says this day," Xinbaji complained.

"The worst is that [***]. That thing takes away the girl's shyness and the boy's fun." Gintoki said with his hands in his arms.

"I have Aru with lace-up pants," Kagura interjected.

When I heard this, Gintoki and Shinbaji were a little unbelievable.

"What are you talking about? You're lying!" Ginto said to Kagura.

"It's not a lie. I have been wearing it for too many years and I've only worn it with my belt." Kagura replied seriously.

"What's that?" Shinbaji's eyes twitched.

"In a sense, it is also cintage (antique)**Aru." Kagura replied.

"Don't be worthless, throw it away." Gintoe waved his hand and said, "After all, the ancients don't need it. No one wears it. I really envy the ancients, hehe." As he said, Gintoe showed a look of yearning, "It's a princess, but the kimono is not elegant at all. This contrast is good, with a virtuous face but unrestrained like a fire, full of passion..."

However, A Miao did not give Ginshi a chance to finish his feelings, and his fist was hitting Ginshi's face, "I'm not interested in listening to your pants theory! The fighting shorts that I like most were stolen, and my soul was fading!" After saying that, A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng who was eating voraciously on the table next to him, and found that he was not as good as he had just seen, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and sat down again.

"Fighting pants...Who are you going to duel with, so sister?" Ginto said while covering his nose with a napkin.

"Boy, listen well, you can win with one book at some time and occasions! Don't underestimate it." A Miao replied with a snorted smile.

"What the hell do I want to do? Do you want to regain the winning magic weapon of the duel? Can you calm down after you take it back?" Yin Toshiba asked carefully.

"Just take back ** and kill the thief with blood sacrifice." A Miao said with a smile.

"Hey, don't say such ruthless words with such a refreshing expression! Sister!" Xinbaji reminded.

"The underwear thief is the public enemy of women Aru! Sister, let me wish you a lot of strength!" Kagura interjected.

"Karao Jiang..." Ah Miao stood up, "It's so good to say, come with me and let us sisters join forces to be him!" After that, Ah Miao and Kagura walked out.

A Miao also greeted Jiang Cheng on the table next to him. However, Jiang Cheng had never noticed it at all, but felt that someone had greeted him and said no with a whistle. Kagura took away a bunch of food from Jiang Cheng's table.

"Wait a minute, you will have a life!" Xinbaji said to stop him, but it was too late. The two of them had already walked out of the store. "This time, the most brutal combination has been formed. What should I do now? Yinsang."

"It's okay, isn't the prisoner's words here?" Gintoki said as he pointed at the bottom of the table.

Shinbaji looked over and saw Kondo curling under the table.

"Masaka?!" Shinbaji was interrupted by Kondo when he was about to speak.

"Soul fade! Do you doubt me?" Kondo shouted, "I am a samurai! How could I do such a despicable act as stealing underwear!"

"There are no samurai in the world who are stalkers," Ginto said as he walked to Jiang Cheng's table and sat down.

"Even if I am a stalker, I will never steal my underwear!" Kondo climbed out of the table and retorted, "Be careful, I'll sue you!"

"Now we are going to sue you, this bastard." Shinbaji said.

"Now, the group will be broken up, it's so gratifying." Ginto said as he picked up the sweets on Jiang Cheng's table and started eating.

"Wait, take a look at this first," Kondo hurriedly took out a newspaper and handed it to Shinbaji.

"Ah, what is this?" Shinbaji opened the newspaper, "It appears again!! The monster steals the crotch cloth mask."

"The bastard thief who has been upset on the street recently is very strange, just as his name is, covering his face with a bright red crotch cloth, wearing only a pair of shorts, and stealing the beautiful girls' *** in the night, and then giving it to men who are not loved by anyone... It's a very weird guy..." Kondo just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng here couldn't sit still.

"Hey, are you, the orangutan just now, true?" Jiang Cheng grabbed Kondo's collar and smiled with a nuclear-hearted smile.

"...Oh, could it be Jiang Chengsang's..." Before Xinbaji finished speaking, he was frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes.

"That guy will definitely kill him!" Jiang Cheng smiled sinisterly, "not only ruined my innocence, but also insulted me! He will definitely kill him! Even if Edo is razed to the ground, I will kill him, hahahahahaha."

"Hey, Yinsang, it seems that things are getting less and less. You can say a few words quickly." Shinbaji was about to turn around when he saw Yinshu take out a small pants from his arms.

"So that's it. These pants have this meaning." Gintoki said to himself, "I thought it was a gift from Santa Claus."

"So you received it too!" Xinbaji was covered in black lines, "Besides, how could there be Santa Claus at this time now!"

"Did you two receive it? Hahaha, that's the medal to prove that no one loves men!" Kondo laughed after saying that, but for a moment he was frightened by Jiang Cheng, who was exploding with special arrogance.

"What did you say? You orangutan? Do you want to go to hell so much? Do you want to be reincarnated so much? Hum?" Jiang Cheng's eyes were filled with fierce light, like a wild beast.

"Nothing, actually I received it too." Kondo said, taking out a small pants from his chest and knelt down at Ezen, "Please don't eat me! Orangutan meat is not delicious!"

"Hey, you two, since you both have the same experience, then... why not kill him together!" Jiang Cheng helped Kondo up and said, but his face was still smiling.

"Kill... kill some..." Kondo was scared by Jiang Cheng's eyes again before he finished speaking, "Hi!"

"Where are you? Gintoki?"

"Hmph, I'm just a pervert, what a thief," Gintoki tore the pants in his hand to pieces, "Why do you think I don't love anyone, that bastard!"

"Then, let's kill him together." Jiang Cheng said, and then pulled Kondo and Gintoki to the door. When he arrived at the counter, Jiang Cheng did not forget to check out.
Chapter completed!
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