Master Liu laughed, but he didn't expect to encounter a top-notch on this uninhabited path. To a certain extent, he is also a fellow person. Although he doesn't drink soup with his life, he also has his own characteristics. Five large bowls and three small bowls, he has to eat at least one large bowl. However, he smartly chose to eat two small bowls. The noodles are made by hand, and the pastry is good, and it is impossible to measure them like a machine. Therefore, two small bowls will definitely be larger than the amount of one large bowl!

The above belongs to the ultimate secret of the Liu family. It is spread inside and outside, so please do not spread outside!

Master Liu was looking at the man in front of him. He was a young man of twenty-four or twenty-five years old. He was of medium size and thin, with a messy hair, and a slander on his lips. At first glance, he looked like a pork prince, but his eyes were not big, but his eyes were shining with a vulgar light. As the saying goes, eyes are the window of the soul. Master Liu saw his vulgar YD's heart through his window!

It turns out that he is a fellow fellow! Master Liu smiled. When the man saw Master Liu stopping the car, he hurriedly came forward and took out a cigarette, which cost four or five yuan, and was at the same level as Master Liu, and it was definitely not a supplement: "Hehe, brother, come on, smoke a cigarette!"

Master Liu took the cigarette, lit it himself, looked at him, and there was a tricycle behind him, but it was a little smaller than his riding. Looking at his somewhat worn clothes, could it be that he was also a waste and a used goods? When he came for a while, he thought he was a senior and wanted to ask for advice?

Master Liu immediately cheered up and acted like a big brother. You know, the scraps collected on the fields of Huahai City are all protected by the Leilong Gang. The second-hand squad leader can show off his power. My second-in-command is not stomping his feet, but all the scrap stations are shaking!

"What's the matter, brother, what's the matter?"

The vulgar man was stunned. Looking at Master Liu's posture, he felt as if he could snare him for a cigarette. The vulgar man not only did not doubt it, but instead chuckled, leaned forward, and said, "Brother, I see that your heaven is full and the earthen pavilion is round..."

"Let's wait!" Master Liu suddenly heard the wrong thing, and he was making classic lines. This is not a professional saying for collecting waste. He quickly stopped and said, "What do you mean? Fortune telling, you go to the overpass or subway station. Where can you do business in this wilderness?"

"Brother, listen to me!" The vulgar man continued, "I see that your heaven is full and the ground is round, but your eye sockets are deep, your eyes are black, and your mouth is purple..."

"Is this a cardiovascular disease?" Master Liu smiled angrily. This guy came out: "Are you telling fortune or treating a doctor? I'm leaving!"

"No, no, brother." The vulgar man pulled Master Liu's hand up, suddenly screamed in an "Oh" and said in surprise: "Brother, look, your palms are black and there is a faint evil spirit. You must use this hand to beat the machine, right?"

"Fart!" Master Liu was furious, shook his hand away, and said angrily: "I usually use both hands!"

The vulgar man wailed and said, "Brother, you have suffered! But it doesn't matter. When you meet me today, you have encountered the gospel. Brother, don't look at me like this. Actually, I am in this area. Any single, unmarried, divorced, or widowed man knows me, and everyone knows me!"

"Are you a TIAO?" Master Liu asked, feeling very likely.

The vulgar man almost choked to death by him and said with a wry smile: "Brother, I'll give you all this cigarette. Can you listen to me and finish it?"

When Master Liu saw that there were more than half a box, he immediately shut up and was still very professional. The wretched man cried and felt very painful. He took a deep breath and calmed down his mood. He suddenly changed into an extremely solemn face and said in a deep voice: "Brother, are you still worried about the lonely night without anyone to accompany him? Are you still sad about the calluses of your hands? Are you still sad about the loss of happiness for the machine-playing machine? Don't want all this! What I want to introduce to you today is the gospel of single men, the new favorite of divorced men, the companion of widowed men, the latest, most fashionable and cutting-edge high-tech products, Lehaha brand Hahale inflatable doll WA!"

After hearing his introduction, Master Liu almost tugged off the tricycle. He thought it was a slim-seller. It turned out to be a prop seller. Master Liu suddenly lost interest. Now he has completely bid farewell to the fifth girl, the eldest sister, the female boss, the beautiful doctor, and the beautiful policewoman, so he can't handle it. Why do you do if you get a prop?

Master Liu also understood now that this guy should be a private product. Now the control of inflatable dolls is very strict. It is difficult to apply for a regular business license and is still being investigated every few days. No wonder he ambushed on this country road. Lonely men always like to walk on small roads and look forward to romantic encounters. It seems that this guy has also studied the psychology of lonely men!

Since Master Liu lost interest and was futile, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm not interested in that thing. I have my own hands and feet. I can save money when I use it!"

"Brother, can you use your feet?" The wretched man was extremely shocked.

"Of course, I practice gymnastics when I was a child, do you have to care?" Master Liu replied angrily, not wanting to be entangled with him, and he was about to leave after pedaling on the tricycle, but the vulgar man suddenly grabbed his handlebar and said, "Brother, don't be anxious, take a look at the goods first, maybe you are satisfied!"

Before Master Liu could speak, the vulgar man suddenly shouted to the tricycle behind him: "Yan Cui, come out to pick up the customers!"

Master Liu was stunned. The car was a real person and played with dolls, so how could it still be voice-controlled? He widened his eyes incredibly. He saw a black canvas behind the tricycle and was pushed up. A person slowly appeared under it. He stood up shakingly, and slowly became plump from the shrivel, and gradually saw the concave and convex curves.

Master Liu widened his eyes. He could be sure that there was no one under the canvas. He watched the human figure go from thin to fat, just like breathing. Soon, the black canvas fell off, the so-called latest, most fashionable and cutting-edge high-tech product, the Lehaha brand Hahale inflatable doll, actually uses black rubber, well, it is the material of the car tire inner tube, which can be used as a lifebuoy. It looks black and white

The vinyl man full of gas stood up to 1.7 meters tall, with a high-profile figure, bulging in front and tilted back, and a naked body. His face was painted with watercolor brushes. However, his technique was good and his facial features were very delicate. However, his specific body was not worthy of praise. But what shocked Master Liu was that the rubber woman was actually waving and smiling at him, and speaking fluent Mandarin: "Master, you have to treat others gently!"

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Chapter completed!