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Chapter 584 Want to learn to hold your head and squat for defense?

"Ah, now most of the forums are posts about the princess squatting on her head and squatting..." After asking, when she was offline again, Mami greeted her with a smile, "A little more is about Snake White."

“…”

What does it feel like to be implicated by a timid phoenix? Xiao Ye no longer wants to say more about this kind of thing. Thousands of words can only be turned into one sentence.

"Mami, I'm wronged..."

The grievances of the eldest princess are comparable to Dou E. If time goes back to the previous second round of event "Drama Performance", the eldest princess will perform the heroine in "Dou E's Injustice", maybe it will be another full mark.

Who else feels more wronged than him now?

You can say he is arrogant, Xiao Ye admits that he has played Shana for a long time, and he has indeed had a slight tendency to be arrogant, and even his daughter Xiao Axiu has inherited this personality; you can say that he has attributes, Xiao Ye admits that he has not held hands with a few girls in the past few years, and in the past two years, there are finally a large group of beautiful girls around him. Of course, he will involuntarily want to cherish them and please them, and naturally there will be a slight suspicion of attributes; you are also

It can be said that he is perverted. After all, after he played the beautiful girl for so long, he now claims to himself as the pure woman "The Princess", "The Princess", and he basically doesn't feel hot on his face. So Xiao Ye also admits that in a sense, he seems a little perverted; you can also say that he is vulgar, and Xiao Ye will agree with this. After all, he admits that some scenes he is thinking about in his mind every day are not suitable for children... But you can never say...

You must not say that he is a person who is frightened and will hold his head and squat in defense!!!

What kind of girl is angry to reach this point!

The princess’ grievances are enough to make the snow fall in June and also enough to make the cold winter sound the thunder of summer.

"Boom..."

This is really loud!

No, this is...

"I'll talk about the injustice later--then I'll say it again. Mami, that... cough cough... I'm hungry..."

Asami: "…"

A man can hold a boat in his stomach. In other words, since he can hold a boat, he can sink a boat in his stomach. So, as long as there is goods in his stomach and even the boat can sink, what other injustice cannot sink?

Fortunately, it is almost noon now, and it is almost lunch time.

"When you see anything that may be delicious, you will have a strong urge to sip and a strong sip**. If you can do this and stick to it for more than a week..."

When he picked up the bowl and picked up the chopsticks, Xiao Ye's ears suddenly echoed his words.

By the way, it seems that the best way to achieve "a strong urge to see anything that may be delicious" is to...

Hungry?

So now you should endure it and not eat, and then you will soon have a strong desire to vent any food?

“…”

Youyouzi Sama, why are you a terrible foodie?

The next moment, Xiao Ye sighed secretly.

Then I took my mouth decisively and started eating.

Now is obviously not the time to be hungry and hold on to the "foodie value".

The reason is very simple. First, although Youyouzi is very important, the recovery of my king's ability seems to be more important to the entire princess family; second...

Such a speechless level, you should wait until the other items meet the requirements before breaking through!!

Youyouzi's hunger value is ignored, and my king's foodie attributes are all open!

This is at home, you can eat as much as you want, and there is nothing to hesitate about!

Xiao Ye attacked left and right, launching a new round of fierce attacks on the rice cooker and the dishes on the table. My king showed his appearance, and only saw Zhao Li on the opposite side was stunned.

"Ah, by the way. Sister-in-law, can you ask you something?" Zhao Li suddenly said at this time.

"Hmm?" Asami asked in confusion, "What's the matter?"

"That..." Zhao Li hesitated slightly, looked at the girl next to Mami who once reminded him to "Don't inquire about the internal information of the princess family" who called himself "Artolia" but was said to be "Xia Li" who is currently full of foodie attributes. Then, he asked carefully, "I want to ask, when the eldest princess is usually... that... when she is with you on weekdays, she has always been very married, and often... she often holds her head and squats on guard..."

"Oh puff!! Cough cough... Cough cough..."

While eating a lot of food, "Xia Li" almost spit out directly. She forced herself to keep the girl's dignified image and was choking in her throat.

"It doesn't matter..." Asami quickly reached out and patted "Xia Li" on the back, breathing comfortably.

"What...what happened?" Zhao Li was suddenly panicked, "Ask this question, it should not be considered inquiring about the internal information of the princess family..."

"Of course not counting." Mami smiled slightly. "But, you can tell her this question more clearly," answered with a smile, while patting "Xia Li" on the back. "In fact, many times, the eldest princess is almost inseparable from her. She knows the most about holding her head and squatting on her guards."

Xiao Ye: “…”

Zhao Li: "Then...Liya, the eldest princess..."

"What do you ask this?!" In fact, the eldest princess was sitting opposite him, eating at the same table with him. At this time, the eldest princess was stern and answering his question himself, "If you want to learn that trick, the eldest princess will have a way to let you learn it, and there will be the most practical and effective way to make you a master of head-to-head squatting, and make you a top master who can only hold your head and squat your defense..."

"..." Zhao Li couldn't help but tighten his body.

Such a master is decisive and not to be considered a good person!!

Zhao Li quickly raised his bowls and chopsticks, lowered his head slightly, and ate a big mouthful of food, and never dared to mention the four words "hold your head and squat to guard against you".

He doesn't want to be trained by the eldest princess to be a man who can hold his head and squat on defense, and he is a man who can only hold his head and squat on defense...

Such a man will never want anything a woman in his life!

...

"So, what is the sixth level?" After dinner, after a while, Xiao Ye and Asami quickly returned to the game to prepare for the next few rounds of activities. The girls and Ah Xiu who were still in W City have also returned to the game. Ji Feng also came in to practice life skills. The staff were in a good way. Xiao Ye took time to talk about the situation he had been to see before. Kuroko had already laughed loudly and gloating. While expressing deep sympathy and reluctance, the other girls couldn't help but ask about the plot later when he heard him slapped the guy's head.

"Well..." Xiao Ye's face couldn't help but feel a little hot, "Actually... well... actually that old man didn't say anything about it later..."

"Yeah……"

"Yes!"

"But I haven't said it in detail, it's good to have Jane!"

"Jane said it's all right..."

"Jane said it's enough, let's talk!"

"But he said it so simply that...ahem...that I can't remember that word for a moment now..."

"Ah, is the eldest princess' memory so bad?"

“I’m really forgetful sometimes!”

"Yeah……"

"Yes……"

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