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78. What a big melon

On that day, the visits to friends by the three dukes' wives could no longer be described as in full swing. They visited nearly 100 families in a day. If they were to describe them once, they might be "crazy"!

Moreover, when the three dukes bid farewell in the evening, they did not forget to make an appointment for the next day's gathering place. This obviously means to implement the visiting friends to the end!

That night, Yuan, the wife of Duke of Ju, made a temporary incomplete statistics. Among the 100 families visited, fifteen families had the situation that Tang Laosi said, and two of them died prematurely. Regarding this situation, Yuan had already begun to believe his son's statement, so he planned to discuss with his sisters in the future to increase the number of people visiting.

Because my son said that the larger the base, the more accurate the probability of counting this thing.

Speaking of Tang Laosi, he did not sleep at this time. Instead, after getting the freshly ground stone powder, mixed it with gravel and gravel, stirred it with water, and poured it into a small backpack.

On the second day of the fifth month, the peonies in Chang'an had already turned into mud. However, three ladies who went out at the Mao hour brought out a fragrance of peony flowers in the alleys of Chang'an City.

There is no doubt that these three are the "Chang'an In-Friends Married Women's Research Group" who sprayed peony perfume.

The three ladies knocked on the door of the first family that was investigated today with great enthusiasm, but never expected that it was at this time that a fifth-rank official knelt on the ground with a sad look on his face.

The Tang Dynasty did not promote kneeling rituals. This kneeling scared the emperor and immediately asked: "My dear, why is this?"

The official said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, please stop the absurd behavior of the wife of Wei, the wife of Dai and the wife of Ju! Yesterday, the three of them just went to Weichen's house to last, which made Weichen's wife cry and want to divorce me..."

The emperor was stunned and didn't know what was said.

Fang Qiao, Li Jing and Tang Jian looked at each other and found that they were both confused.

This, whether your wife and you are divorced is related to my wife?

"cough!"

It was at this moment that the emperor coughed dryly and said a little embarrassedly: "Can you explain it clearly?"

"promise!"

The kneeling official cried and replied, "Your Majesty, my husband and wife are cousins..."

The official told the story of his marriage with his cousin, his first child died of his second child, and his second child, his dementia.

The emperor and the court officials were still confused. What does this have to do with the ladies?

At this time, the official continued to tell: Yesterday, the three wives went to the mansion to visit (investigate) and accidentally asked about the child. The official's wife naturally knew everything when facing three first-rank women.

After talking about his two children at a glance.

The sympathetic red hero Zhang Chuchen sighed sadly, "It's all because of the marriage of close relatives!"

When the official’s wife heard this, she immediately asked the question.

Hongfu Nu only knew that she had made a mistake and was not easy to hide it, so she explained Tang Laosi's trick about the harm of close relatives' marriage.

The official's wife was stunned for a long time after hearing this, and finally burst into tears.

While crying, he beat his little chest and said, "It's all my fault. If I didn't marry my cousin at that time, how could one of my two children die prematurely?"

So, after the fifth-rank official returned home that night, he saw his cousin's wife asking for separation with a miserable face!

In addition, my cousin also said that he would work with the three noble ladies to do this statistics tomorrow, hoping to save the younger women from this sea of ​​suffering!

The officials comforted him for most of the night, but there was no results.

A gentle and cute cousin, I insisted on getting divorced! If I want to join them, I must wake up all the women and not repeat their mistakes!

The angry official locked his cousin and wife in the room helplessly.

Then, the sadness of this moment was caused!

After hearing this, the emperor's face was very rosy and almost laughed out several times.

Not to mention the emperor, the ministers in the court, besides Fang Qiao, Li Jing, and Tang Jian, there is also the fifth-rank official with a sad face. One is counted as one, who doesn’t have the face flushed?

This melon is too big, it is even bigger than the melon that Tang Laosi once regarded as a prodigal son!

If it weren't for the morning court, the emperor and his ministers might have brought a bench to each of them, peeled melon seeds and cooked tea soup!

Tang Jian, Fang Qiao and Li Jing were both angry and funny.

Especially Tang Jian, I felt that I had a lot of ideas recently. First, my son made a fuss and finally calmed down the storm, and my wife came here again.

The key is that I can’t guarantee that I will go home to clean up my wife, so I will exclaim my anger to the colleague who was kneeling!

Fang Xuanling's face also said that there was nothing he could do about this matter.

Only Li Jing comforted the official and promised to talk to his wife Hongfu Nu when he went home! Of course, this was just a lie of kindness. As long as his wife does not get mad, she can do whatever she wants!

The fifth-rank official asked with a sad and distrustful look on his face, "Really?"

"real!"

Before Li Jing could answer, His Majesty Li Er on the dragon throne finally woke up. It was a court meeting! Giving the official an encouragement look, the emperor promised: "Not only will they communicate seriously with the ladies when they go back, I will also ask the queen to come forward and reprimand!"

With the promise of both parties, the official finally pulled the wind and stood up, but his sad expression was still hanging on his face.

Such a riot at the court meeting naturally ended hastily. Anyway, the officials of the Tang Dynasty are pretty good now, and there are not many things that need to be decided by the emperor.

However, on this day, Duke Ju's face looked a little ugly again.

Unlike before, Fang Qiao and Li Jing accompanied him this time. The Duke of Ju, who was originally miserable, had two more brothers in distress.

However, the three purple-robed ministers never thought that their wife's passion and speed of investigation today were even more intense than yesterday!

When he returned home from work, Tang Jian found that his head had not come back yet; Fang Qiao also found that the tiger in his family, which seemed docile but actually violent, was not lying in the territory today; Li Jing was worried, afraid that his wife would relapse into madness outside.

In short, the three princes were in a bad mood.

Tang Laosi, who objectively caused this, was twisting an iron hammer at this time, and was eager to try the mixture of sand, stone powder and stone in the back basket that had been exploding for a day.

With practice as the only criterion for testing truth, Tang Laosi suddenly swung the twenty-pound iron hammer in his hand and smashed it down suddenly!

"Bang!"

Bamboo strips splashed everywhere!

The sledgehammer flew out of his hand!

Tang Laosi rubbed the tiger's mouth that was numb from the shock, while checking the mixture in front of him.

scare!

There was no trace of it!
Chapter completed!
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