"His Majesty!"

Tang Heshang, who had already believed in the knowledge in the encyclopedia, followed the knowledge point in his mind, "Faced with an unreasonable tigress, when the other party's mood improves, remember to quickly escape the scene to avoid a second accident." Xuan Ke said: "Well, there are still things in the academy that need me to go back and deal with. Look, how about I just leave?"

"hehe!"

His Majesty Li Er sneered, "If your baby in Chang'an Academy makes a mistake, he will write a guarantee or something. What's the matter with Tang Lao Siguang admits the mistake and does not give compensation measures?"

The father-in-law's brief sneer made Tang He wake up from his dream. What was in front of him was a Tyrannosaurus Rex, not a Tiger. Some routines can be used, but some routines are obviously not used appropriately enough!

Sure enough, just as Tang He was smiling bitterly in his heart, His Majesty Li Er said coldly: "Is there no reward or punishment above the Heavenly Palace?"

!!

Tang He has two big heads on his head. I am not a god. How do you know if there are rewards and punishments on the Heavenly Palace? He instinctively wanted to say, "If there are rewards and punishments, then it is no different from the mortal world. What is the name of the Heavenly Palace?"

But can these words be said?

"I've heard of it!"

His Majesty Li Er continued to say lightly: "That splashing monkey violated the laws of heaven, but it has been pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain for five hundred years!"

Splashing monkey?

Tang Heshang really wanted to ask, "Sir Taishan, where did you hear the monkey splashing? Cheng Chubi? Fang Er? or Li Zhen?"

But obviously, this question is not the key. The key is that the meaning in the father-in-law's tone is very obvious.

"I don't know!"

Tang Heshang smiled bitterly and said, "I wonder how Your Majesty wants to punish the little minister?"

It’s been a long time since this stage, so I can’t make my father-in-law angry anymore, right? Otherwise, those sarcastic words would be reappearing, and I wouldn’t have to continue walking in the previous chapter’s sample?

Fortunately, it’s not easy to use, it’s mainly in my heart!

Who likes to make guilt for themselves out of thin air?

Very good-for-nothing!

His Majesty Li Er smiled coldly, but said without saying a word on his face: "The monkey splashed first by lightning, then was chopped by a knife, then burned by an alchemy furnace, and finally was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain! Although you are not as guilty as the monkey splashing on Tanghe, you naturally have to be punished! Why don't you be guilty of pretending to be a god and fooling your king and father, and sentenced to one year in prison? No, I thought about it again, you should be punished with multiple crimes. One year in prison is probably not enough, what do you think?"

"Enough! No no!"

Tang He's face was wrinkled into bitter gourd. Although he knew that this was the father-in-law who scared him, if he really chose such a punishment plan, it would be no surprise that his father-in-law would really pull him into the heavenly prison. Isn't this kind of thing without the lessons of the past? Tang He's begging for mercy and said, "Where can be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment? Your Majesty, I am a minister who has made merits. How about the merits and demerits? "

Now that he is like this, Tang Heshang really wants to slap himself in the face. Why is he so slutty this time?

Didn’t you tell yourself before that you should seek victory while being steady and seek victory while being steady?

Have you recited the word "Gou" so many times to the dog's belly?

"My demerits are offset?"

His Majesty Li Er laughed instead, "Tell me, what other merits can you pay for? The matter of the Cialis War has been converted into the reward of the Champions League Marquis. I have also opened the Champions League General's Mansion for you! Let's talk about the imperial examination, the autumn examination has not yet begun, and you have no achievements as a leader! Tell me, what are you paying for?"

Damn!

I have never seen such a merciless emperor!

How could it be impossible for Tanghe to hear the meaning of the father-in-law between the lines?

It’s very simple if you don’t want to go to jail. If you change that thing, why would your father-in-law emphasize the word “力”?

Speaking of the word "公司", Tang Heshang wanted to slap himself even more. For no reason, why did he say that he would have to pay off his merits and demerits? Isn't it okay to say that there is no merit and hard work?

No mouth!

Not to draw!

"His Majesty!"

Tang Heshang, who knew the emperor's intention, could only bear the pain: "I invented a new type of lighting for the Tang Dynasty. If it is managed properly, our people in the Tang Dynasty can say goodbye to the oil lamp in the future, which can save oil to a great extent and be safer at the same time!"

His Majesty Li Er has basically accepted this statement on Tang He. To put it bluntly, whether it was last night or today, His Majesty Li Er's main purpose is to get the electric light! Who doesn't want the things that illuminate themselves to not emit black smoke? If it is not limited, who likes to cut the candles in the west window together?

However, His Majesty Li Er did not show his joy, but said with disgust: "Danghe, do you think I am? It took only half an hour that night, and Cheng Chubi and others were sweating profusely! If you sell the machine that makes the electricity to the people, will they still have the strength to work the next day?"

Father-in-law, are you afraid that the eunuchs in your palace will not be able to send the electricity?

People who keep silent are all the people. I really think that I am a three-year-old child on Tanghe, and I can’t guess the things in your heart?

"His Majesty!"

Although he knew the emperor's little thoughts, Tang Heshang could only explain: "In the near future, I will use hydraulic and wind power to generate electricity, and I will no longer use human power! Therefore, as long as hydropower and wind power are successfully built, Chang'an and even the people in the whole country can use electric lights!"

"His Majesty!"

Tang He continued to throw his own chips, "Not just electric lights, but also many things that the ministers can make. Therefore, I think that imprisonment is not beneficial to the development of the Tang Dynasty! You see, why not let me study outside? So that I can make the merits and sins as soon as possible?"

"Um!"

His Majesty Li Er nodded and pretended to be like I was about to be persuaded, "What you said makes sense! However, I and the Supreme Emperor think that Tai Chi Palace uses open flame lighting every time, which is quite a risk! Doesn't the Jiansi under your command have a slogan? Why is it more important than Mount Tai?"

OK! I have copied all these words!

Tang Laosi's mouth sagged and replied reluctantly: "Hidden dangers are more important than open flames, and prevention is more important than Mount Tai."

"right!"

His Majesty Li Er clapped his hands and said, "The hidden dangers of my Tai Chi Palace are so obvious. Don't you solve them for me?"

The picture is revealed!

This is simply a picture of the end!

Tang Heshang cursed in his heart, and after a long time of striking, he still wanted to swallow my generator!

Uncle is tolerant, but aunt has to!

Tang Laosi sighed quietly and asked for instructions for the last time: "Your Majesty, now the generator can only be manpower, and it cannot be sustained. Look, why don't you wait for me to get a hydraulic power out? Let's enter the Wei River, and I will use the Wei River water to generate electricity for you? At that time, I will guarantee that the Tai Chi Palace can be brightly lit!"

"Wei River?"

His Majesty Li Er frowned and thought for a moment, and asked, "How long will it take?"

"It won't take too long!"

His Majesty Li Er's wavering voice made Tang He feel as if he heard the sound of nature. He hurriedly replied: "One year, no, half a year, give me half a year, I will definitely build the hydropower station so that the palace and even the entire Chang'an will be brightly lit!"

"Half a year?"

His Majesty Li Er blinked and said reluctantly: "Okay, you lend me the manpower generator first, and I will solve the safety hazards of thousands of palace people first. After you get the power generated in the water, I will return it to you! That's it, I won't delay your busy affairs in the academy. Go back!"

"His Majesty!"

"Hmm? What's wrong? Do you want to go to Tianzhu to do research and development?"

“…”

Tang Heshang nodded with a wry smile, and could only agree to this matter! There is no way, who has let himself be trashed?

A crazy wolf is not an attitude, a crazy wolf is a sin!

Turning around, Tang Heshang shook his head and walked towards the door.

His Majesty Li Er looked at the lost back on Tang He and couldn't help but clench his fists and waved them for a moment, just a little yelling "Ou Ye"! In the past two years, he has so angry that he has taken the son-in-law to take so much energy today, and he finally feels a sense of revenge!

Suddenly, the smile on His Majesty Li Er's face suddenly stopped!

Just because the son-in-law who walked to the door suddenly turned his head, "Your Majesty, can I ask, how did you know about the monkey?"

After hearing this, His Majesty Li Er, who was about to return on Tanghe, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and replied lightly: "There is a story told by the Secretary of the State to me. I think it is very convincing, so I remember it! Oh, by the way, I remember to install new lamps for me tomorrow, so I will install Liangyi Hall and Lizheng Hall!"

Is there a Shangshu?

Tang Heshang turned around with a lonely face, waved his hand and said, "I know!"

Tang Laosi could even think of who was a Shangshu with his toes!

That was the only Shangshu in the Tang Dynasty who had heard the story of monkeys. He once served as the Minister of the Honglu Temple, with his surname as Tang and his name was Jian!

Why doesn’t Tang Heshang doubt Li Jing?

In fact, the reason is very simple. Li Dezhang didn’t have so much spare time to tell a monkey story to his father. Even if Li Dezhang told him, Li Jing didn’t have so much spare time to tell a story to the emperor. He was the commander, not a minister like Wei Zheng!

Therefore, it can only be at some point that the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs told the dog emperor, dog father-in-law, a monkey story!

Speaking of "there is a Shangshu", when his son looked lonely, he was walking from Chang'an Academy to his mansion with joy.

There was a carriage behind him. Depending on the situation, the carriage was loaded with heavy things, otherwise the wheel would not make a few sounds.

On both sides of the carriage are several workers wearing Da'anfang labor protection uniforms.

The happy Lord Shangshu couldn't help but hum a few small songs, and his interest was extraordinary.

The matter starts half an hour ago.

At that time, I went to Chang'an Academy to find my son, but after I went there, I found that my son had been called away by the emperor!

What did the emperor do for his son?

With my wit, how could I not guess?

So, the official made a quick decision and found Cui Jue, and said in the name of his son: "Cui Jue, Silang asked me to bring the things back to the Duke of Ju's mansion!"
To be continued...