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171. The Captain Feng Zhidai

At four o'clock, as the first team of young men was taken into the first classroom, the recruitment physical examination officially began.

Eight tables were arranged in a row, and a corridor that a person could pass through was just left between each table. A person dressed as a scholar sat on the table. If there were minor officials from the Ministry of Civil Affairs at this time, they would definitely be able to recognize them. These eight people were the former accountants of the workshop recently listed as Tang Group Co., Ltd. in Da'anfang.

One by one, the young people who were applying for the job were brought to the table. The eight accounting offices who are now middle and senior management of the Down Group took out a piece of paper and asked questions while holding a pen:

Name!

age!

Hometown!

After recording these, eight scholars handed the paper to the young and strong man whom they had to conduct a physical examination in the future.

One by one, I got the young and strong people with their own names written on them and started walking backwards!

In the first classroom, the young and strong people had more names, age, hometown and height on the paper they got, and the second classroom was measured for weight.

It is worth mentioning that the measuring scale is very strange, and people do not need to be tied with ropes and lifted up. After all, people are not pigs! Young and strong people only need to stand on a platform, so naturally someone will increase the weight on the small pallet where they are hanging, and then move the swimming ruler on the pole horizontally.

This is a scale platform made by Laiji very early on Tanghe. Soon, the weight of the person was weighed.

So, in this room, another number was added to the paper in your hand.

Then there is the third room, and the detection of this room is obviously slower than the first two rooms.

After the enlisted person enters, he will be looked at his eyes, nose, mouth, clench his fists and then separate, and finally jump a few times to indicate that his feet will not be limp!

This is also the room where Tang Mousi personally supervised and participated in the inspection.

On the physical examination form of the recruited soldiers, there will be many more words in this classroom: normal facial features! sound limbs!

Then there is the fourth classroom!

This is the last classroom and the most complicated classroom to check.

Speaking of this, one thing has to be mentioned, that is, when Feng Zhidi really feels that he is lucky.

At yesterday's meeting, in order to indicate that the newcomers were not targeted, everyone decided to draw lots who was responsible for the physical examination of which classroom.

The Lai brothers drew the first and second classrooms, Tang He drew the third classroom, and Feng Zhidai drew the fourth classroom.

Feng Zhidai decided to do all kinds of work well and try to leave some good images for the three new bosses.

However, when he got the physical examination plan for the fourth classroom, Feng Zhidai was stunned.

Because the physical examination plan has two words written on it, one of the examination items is “hemorrhoids”!

Feng Zhidai, who did not pay attention to the meaning of these two words, asked General Tang, and was told the other two names of the examination items, "Hemorrhoid" and "Hemorrhoid"!

I'll push you!

Feng Zhidai was in tears!

As a native of Lingnan, Master Feng naturally knew what kind of disease hemorrhoids are!

As Lingnan, which is densely packed with jungles in tropical areas, due to temperature, many people suffer from hemorrhoids and cramps. That disease seems to be contagious! It is said that as long as the patient sits on a hot stool, it is very likely to be contagious!

Of course, what happened is that Master Feng has never practiced it.

In front of his leader who claimed to have practiced true knowledge, Feng Zhidi really dared not say that it was contagious! He could only secretly say that he was in trouble and hoped that he would not be contagious!

After continuing to read the examination method, Feng Zhidai suddenly felt nauseous and nauseous!

The paper reads: Put on gloves made of sheep intestines, and then put your hands...!

MMP!

Lost you old man!

I'll push you!

......

Feng Zhidae burst out the Lingnan version of the swearing he knew in his mind, and then asked weakly: "General, are you serious?"

Feng Zhidai can still remember the reaction on Tang He at that time!

The general of the procuratorate took tea and said lightly: "Why are Brother Feng questioning? If you don't reach out and try it, how do you know if there is a hemorrhoid fistula inside? Could it be that Brother Feng has any taboos about this? It's okay, everyone is a colleague, you can tell it, it really doesn't work, let's just change it!"

Feng Zhidai smiled bitterly!

There must be taboos! If you change your gender, don’t say you can reach out...help!

But, can you say this? This is the first task assigned by the leader. Will the leader blame himself for being too light and being too heavy after changing it?

Isn’t this inevitable? The reputation of this young leader in Chang’an...!

"No!"

Feng Zhidai waved his head to ensure that the task was completed!

Tang Silang smiled faintly at that time and said the word "good"!

So, the eldest son of the Feng family, who was wearing a pair of sheep gloves and had a look on his face as if he had eaten something, sat in the fourth classroom.

The first young man who had completed the first three examinations finally entered the fourth classroom. He respectfully placed the paper in his hand on Feng Zhidae's desk and said, "This official, I, I have finished the inspection before."

"Um!"

Feng Zhidai nodded, deliberately pretending to be a serious expression and said, "Trousers, take off!"

"Pants! Pants! Take off! Take off?"

The young and strong man looked surprised. What are they going to do? He still has to take off his pants when recruiting soldiers?

Will the wind blow the eggs cold when you take them off this day... Or do you mean, this official has any abnormal hobbies?

"Official, official, official! I, am I a man?"

The young and strong suddenly became scared!

"I know you are a man!"

Feng Zhidi couldn't help but feel his face deliberately tense and said angrily: "I'm also a man! Do you think I want to do this? If I weren't lucky, I'll draw lots... Cough, I'll be stunned! Take it off quickly! Can I still eat you? If I don't take it off, get out!"

"yes!"

The young and strong man was so scared that he trembled his hands and feet, and he gritted his teeth and began to untie his belt!

The naughty wind blew, and Qingshang felt that his lower body was cold, and a certain part couldn't help but tighten!

Feng Zhidai took a deep breath, stirred the gloves he wore on his hand in the soapy water beside him, and then looked into his middle finger...

That young man only felt...

"Relax! Otherwise it will hurt!"

Feng Zhidai's dissatisfied voice came!

Young and strong people are crying without tears! How can we relax like this? Should we try to change it?

The muscles on the body are obviously harder!

"You're asking you to relax, didn't you hear it?"

Feng Zhidai's voice became even colder!

......

After fiddling for a long time, the first Ying Zhengqingqiang's examination was finally completed. He glanced at the gloves on his hand with disgust. Master Feng reached into the copper basin and rubbed it several times.

Then he took off his gloves and wrote five words on the paper handed over by the young man: "There is no abnormality in a certain department!"

"Next!"

After putting away the physical examination form, Feng Zhidae picked up the sheep gloves, endured the nausea and put it on himself again...
Chapter completed!
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