Chapter 967 Princess Sanwu’s Book Collection

"Lord Knight Jeluka, could you please allow me to ask you what you are doing now?"

My hands trembled to resist the pressure from the wooden hammer. How could this dirty maid, with her small arms and legs, get such strength? Look at the time in the bar this afternoon when she hit four tall adventurers in one breath.

Fei's powerful body skills are probably still saved now, otherwise I won't be able to stop him even if my strength is doubled in my current untransformed state.

"Oh, isn't it the most basic etiquette for a maid to say good night to the master before going to bed?"

Because the huge hammer pressed down and blocked my sight, I can't see the expression on the face of this pornographic maid, but the indifferent tone is very irritating.

"Is this how you elves say good night?"

I increased my strength, pushed the wooden hammer that was gradually approaching my eyes, and complained with difficulty.

"His Royal Highness is really good at joking. How could the elves have such a way of greeting each other? Hahahaha~~~" After Jeluka said this, she laughed without any smile.

"You're just kidding, you bastard, please put this thing away quickly, do you want to kill someone?"

"Sorry, it is also part of the maid's duty to help the master cleanse his body and mind every night."

"It makes absolutely no sense, you bastard!!"

"To put it simply, I am helping His Highness the Prince to clear his brain of garbage, so please don't resist. This is for your own good."

"What a hairy bastard. If you knock it like this, I will die."

"It doesn't matter, I've prepared the life potion."

"..."

In other words...don't you deny that you want to cause harm to my body?

"Amnesiac bastard."

"It doesn't matter, that's because the cleaning was successful."

"You're saying that everything in my head is just garbage, right? It all needs to be cleaned up, right? That's it, you bastard!!"

"Forget everything in the past and usher in a new life, don't you humans have this saying? As a dedicated maid, I feel it is necessary to end His Highness the Prince's sad past immediately, so please do not resist, Your Highness the Prince will tomorrow morning

When you get up, you will surely see the rising sun shine brighter than ever before.”

"You must have misunderstood the meaning of this sentence. Are you kidding me? How could you not resist? If I do as you say, I will only see the smile of my dead grandma when I wake up tomorrow!!"

"It doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing."

"What do I mean, you bastard!!"

Finally, I let go and rolled like a donkey, finally breaking the deadlock, and Jeluka's sledgehammer also landed on my back. With a bang, the chair I just sat on turned into a pile of wood fragments.

"You guys are really not polite at all."

Seeing Jeluka holding the wooden hammer blankly with a regretful expression on her face, I patted my clothes and stood up.

"This is a rare opportunity to help His Royal Highness clean up the stains in his life..."

"You just want to clean yourself up, right?" I hit Jeluka on the forehead with a sarcastic knife.

"The stains in life do not exist for me, who is like a blank slate. His Royal Highness really loves to joke." Jeluka, who was rubbing her forehead, still did not forget to complain.

"Even if your life is a piece of paper, it is still a piece of yellow paper..."

"That was also tainted by His Highness the Prince's lustful thoughts."

"Anyway, let's have a cup of tea first and calm down before we talk, okay?"

I brewed a cup of Akara's special refreshing water and handed it to Jeluka. She had her hands free to take the tea cup and quietly stuffed the weapon that almost brainwashed me into the inventory.

Very good, I confiscated the big wooden hammer, at least I feel a little safer.

"Ahem, about what happened this afternoon..."

Seeing Jieluka occupying the bed without any courtesy and sitting down, I sighed and came to the desk. I subconsciously reached out to pull it, but it was empty. I looked down and saw that the chair that had been replaced by me was standing in front of the desk.

The shape of fragments is scattered at the feet.

"..."

I'll go for it.

"Don't you have anything to say?"

Seeing that Jeluka was silent while sipping the refreshing water, I had no choice but to continue asking.

"..."

Still silent.

"Okay, let's forget about it for now."

Finally, I sighed and gave up questioning. I had such a helpless and confused look in my eyes. How could I have the nerve to continue questioning?

"Really... don't want to know?"

Jeluka raised her head that was buried in the cup, glanced at me, and murmured in a low voice.

"It's one thing to want to know, but it's another thing to know. I have no interest in forcing people."

"Maybe...if it's you...it doesn't matter if you confess..."

"What did you say?"

I picked out my ears. Recently, is there something wrong with my sensitive ears, or have everyone learned the legendary facial expression? Why can't I always hear what the other person is saying?

"It's nothing. The only way to cure an idiot like His Highness is to roast his head in a bonfire overnight."

"I said, even if you are an adventurer, you will suffocate if you do that!" After a pause, I looked at Jeluka with a hint of expectation and said.

"Um...is this method really effective? I know that you elves have many secret methods... Let me explain in advance, I have not admitted that I am a fool. How can I put it? There are many such fools around me, and I can make them change.

It's always good to be smart, isn't it? I never intended to use it on myself, so don't get me wrong."

Jeluka: "..."

I:"……"

Is it my imagination? Jeluka seemed to look at me with pity just now.

"Ahem, forget what you said just now, what's the matter? Come to me."

I always felt that I had missed something, so I coughed a few times to cover it up and asked with a serious face.

"Yes, I have some news to report to His Highness the Prince."

"Oh, what's the news?"

I originally thought this guy was going to make some dirty jokes, but unexpectedly, a rather serious topic popped up.

"The news you just received from the elves, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Can you tell me what information you have?"

"The matter about the crystal shards, the matter about the crystal shards, the matter about His Highness the Prince's night attack on the maid, and finally the matter about the crystal shards."

"Don't you think there's only one message? It's just mixed with some weird pornographic jokes, you bastard." I calmly raised the tea table in my heart.

"So it turns out that a night raid to steal someone's love is nothing but a trivial matter to His Highness. I understand. He is indeed the famous number one harem man in the alliance."

"Don't talk to yourself without permission, okay? What does the number one harem man in the league mean? When did you get such a strange ranking? When did I attack you at night?"

"Didn't we already sleep together?"

Jeluka showed a shy expression reserved for acting, as if she was recalling some young and slightly sweet episode, her face flushed.

"At that time, he was obviously so strong that he pounced on him and pushed him down..."

"Excuse me, did you glue some different fragments together to recall them?"

It is indeed possible to sleep together. In a place like a spider lair, there is only a hiding place to rest. Sleeping is to sleep together, but there is a bonfire in the middle. There is also a possibility of being pushed down. The flag incident some time ago, only

But that was simply an accident. I didn’t expect Jeluka to combine these two unrelated fragments and turn them into a complete plot that sounds extremely ambiguous... It’s terrible. Dark people already know how to use Photoshop.

What?

"Your Highness, do you really want to forcefully separate such young and touching memories?" Jeluka seemed to be planning to turn a deer into a horse.

After bickering and bickering like children, the two of us finally remembered the topic.

"What happened to the crystal shard? Is there any news over there?"

"It's like this. Under the leadership of His Majesty the Wise and Martial Prince, while we were wasting time in the spider lair, Amrutina led her team and discovered six crystal fragment outbreaks. However, these few

The enemies that appeared were all minor characters, and the fragments were easily recovered."

"Well, that's really good news."

Ignoring the sarcasm hidden in Jeluka's words, I nodded with satisfaction. This is also a matter of course. Amrutina led her three thousand men, compared to the two careless Jeluka and I.

The search efficiency of the target is really much higher. Perhaps we should have accepted Elder Monica's suggestion and stayed in the main elf city to wait for Amrutina to encounter enemies that she could not solve, and then go up to help.

Just hold it.

In this way, counting the crystal fragments we collected in the Spider Forest, a total of forty-five crystal fragments have been recovered in Kurast, although this number is smaller than all the crystal fragments scattered in the Kurast area.
To be continued...