Chapter 964 The Burner of Tragedy-Webb

Based on the adventurer's intuition, he seemed to have taken a short nap, which did not last long.

I opened my eyes slightly, and the bright red light of the campfire immediately penetrated. What came into view was a bright red world. After blinking my eyes, I finally woke up.

Because of the desire for warmth, the curled up sleeping body has rolled to less than one meter away from the bonfire. It is estimated that if it moves another half meter and eight minutes, a dark and freshly baked druid will be roasted stupidly without even realizing it.

Completed.

Where is the pornographic maid?

Sitting upright, I looked around blankly. I was the only one left in the huge hiding place, and Jeluka was nowhere to be seen.

Where did it go? It couldn't have been taken away by a spider monster.

I scratched my head and thought, but if there really is such a powerful spider monster here, it can escape my vigilance and even take away Jeluka in the pseudo-realm without any sound, that would be really powerful.

He must have gone out. According to Charlie, this hideout is not far from the entrance of the spider lair. It is usually used by adventurers who have just arrived at the lair and are ready to rest for the day.

After changing my equipment and putting on my cloak, I was in a daze for a while. I still felt a little worried. Although this dirty maid was indeed very powerful, what should I say? Occasionally she would look like a timid young lady who had never been out before.

She feels like she is just a venomous little maid.

I came out of the hiding place and quietly avoided two spider monster patrols. I finally walked out of the huge spider's mouth and went out.

It was already night time, and the weather was pretty good. When you raised your head, you could see the blood-red moon hanging high in the sky, without a shadow around it.

Having been in Darkness for so many years, I have become accustomed to this blood-red layer. To be honest, I can’t remember what the bright moonlight of the original world was like. Sometimes it’s like this. The more I want to remember something, the more I can’t remember it.

The faster my brain forgets it, the more memories I want to forget linger.

"Looking at the moon with such a wrinkled expression, could it be that His Highness the Prince has finally awakened to something and is about to fall in love with Yue Changxiao?" Jeluka's crisp voice floated lightly above his head. He raised his head and saw that this guy was

Sitting quietly on the top of the spider stone sculpture's head where the six eyes are, it cast its bright purple eyes at me from there.

"I've read too many werewolf stories, you bastard, and even then, you're not in heat, you know?"

I retorted helplessly, kicked off my feet, jumped up to a height of seven or eight meters, stepped on the head of the spider stone sculpture, and kicked off again, landing next to Jeluka.

"If you don't sleep well at night, why are you running out?"

"Oh, is it the husband who is worried about his wife who has not returned home late at night?"

"no!"

I immediately lifted the table. Why do I have to worry about a dirty maid like you?

"Oh, as expected, the only possibility left is [the husband having an affair is worried about his mistress who has not returned home late at night]?" Jeluka looked at me with even more sparkling eyes.

"Okay, let's not discuss this argument of changing the soup without changing the medicine. Are you so obsessed with the word worry? If you want me to worry, then just say so and I will think about it for a while."

Holding it with both hands, I bent down slightly, leaned down, stared into Jeluka's eyes and said.

"It's natural for lustful men to worry about women. I can't find any reason why I would want the Prince to worry."

Avoiding my gaze, Jeluka puffed her mouth slightly and said loudly.

"..."

What's wrong with this guy? Is he angry? Is he shy? Why does he suddenly look so angry, like a troubled child?

Monk Zhang Er turned around confused and sat next to Jeluka. Only then did he realize that there was a small yellow book on her lap.

"Are you recording something suspicious again?"

I went up to take a look, only to find that the things written on it were all discoveries made today, especially the second possibility caused by the explosion of crystal fragments, which was recorded in detail. In a word, it is quite serious and quite

Serious content.

"Although His Royal Highness is a human being, occasionally, I hope that His Highness can remember his identity as the prince of the elves."

Jeluka looked at me and suddenly sighed like this.

"Uh, what's the problem?" Seeing Jeluka suddenly say this, I became even more confused.

"Today's discovery, I was obviously so anxious for the Starasto team to bring back Kurast, but I didn't expect us elves."

"..."

Under the gaze of Jeluka's bright purple eyes, I lowered my head without finding any reason to refute.

"I'm sorry, this was indeed my oversight."

"That's right. His Royal Highness is full of lustful thoughts. It's not surprising that he forgot."

"That's the only thing I can't admit."

"Then let's put it another way. It's not surprising that His Highness the Prince, who has been coveting my body, has forgotten. This way of saying it is no problem."

"It's such a big problem, why don't you record it on it, you bastard!!"

Seeing Jeluka tapping the quill lightly, I thought she was going to write down what she just said, and I was about to snatch this little yellow book that I didn't know I had snatched away again. Maybe I can do it in the future.

Making a living by selling the small yellow books I snatched from Jeluka - for a moment I even had such an idea.

However, when my eyes fell on it, I found that what Jeluka recorded was not the baseless claims just mentioned, but what happened today was recorded on it, neatly and neatly.

Looking at it this way, Jeluka, who is sitting with her knees bent and recording seriously, has a delicate and quiet feeling under the quiet moonlight.

Of course, this is just my illusion. How could this pornographic maid be possible? I would rather believe that Princess Sanwu will one day be a good person and burn half of her collection of h books in the National Library.

I raised my eyes again and fell on the shiny blood-red full moon in the sky. I was also stunned. I thought about Sarah, I thought about Willas, I thought about the little ghost, I thought about Linya, these cute little ones of mine.

The wives, sister Sharna, Little Fox, baby daughter, Lena... because of their numbers, they can still pass a long time.

There was a sense of silence and serenity in the air, and the only thing left in my ears was the rustling sound of the quill in Jeluka's hand scratching on the paper. Of course, there were occasionally a few spider monsters on the ruins near the giant spider stone sculpture.

It emits a hissing, blood-curdling scream, but this must be ignored.

I don’t know how long it took, but Jeluka next to me suddenly made a new move, and I was awakened. I wiped the corners of my mouth while half asleep, and my eyes fell on her.

I saw Jeluka lowering her head, closing her eyes, and mumbling something I couldn't understand. Then, in the small yellow book in her hand, all the words just recorded on it suddenly appeared to my surprised eyes.

It floated up and condensed into a ball of light in mid-air.

Then, this small ball of light flew straight into the depths of the forest to the south.

"Is it delivering a message?"

Thinking of the conversation just now, I asked in surprise.

Jeluka nodded: "Because there is a prince who is full of lustful and unreliable thoughts. As long as this is the case, it would be more appropriate for you, the prince, to convey the message."

"Okay, I was indeed wrong this time, but please, can you please remove the part where you are full of lustful thoughts?"

"Does that mean it's true that it's unreliable?"

"..."

Damn it, this slutty maid is almost as good at talking as a little ghost.

However, the elves actually have such convenient magic. They are indeed a race that is more ancient than us humans, and they have many strange and weird methods.

"By the way, Jeluka, can I ask you some questions?"

I hesitated for a moment, and finally spoke. This guy was full of doubts, as if he could dig out a lot of good things with just a shovel. I was really curious.

"Oh, is it about the origin of our names and that of Carol Jie? In fact, there are thirty-two versions. Which one would your Royal Highness want to start with?"

Jeluka was refreshed and energetic.

"..."

Forget it, it seems that this guy doesn't intend to reveal anything to me. Is it really because of today's negligence that she was disappointed in me, your highness? Just pretend that you didn't ask anything.

"It's getting cold at night, so go back and rest early."

I patted my butt and stood up, jumping down from the spider stone sculpture, and Jeluka followed from behind.

After walking a few steps into the lair, the pornographic maid suddenly paused and made a shy sound.

"In this case... could it be said that the newlywed wife followed her husband... and started sleeping together on the first night?

"Yes Yes Yes……"

I was annoyed and perfunctory in front of me, and I really couldn't complain about this guy.

"Or maybe it's the first time an affair husband brings his mistress back to his home..."

"How obsessed are you with affairs and mistresses, you bastard!"

"As persistent as His Highness the Prince's thoughts about sex."

"I...Okay, you continue."

"Then I happened to meet my wife."

"Hey, isn't that bad?" The plot seems to be developing in the direction of a good ship.

"In the end, the three of them were sleeping together. It's a joy and a joy."

"What kind of divine expansion is this? You bastard, how can there be such a wife in the world? What a blessing!"

I couldn't help but go crazy. Even though I have been married to Vilas and the others for many years, I have never tried unhealthy play methods such as threesomes. This is so jealous... No, it is such a depraved behavior that is despised!!

"No one expected that the wife and mistress turned out to be twins, and their names happened to be pronounced in reverse order."

"No one expected it... what a bastard!! Really, my husband found out early on! Is he blind and deaf?"

"In the end, the two sisters pointed knives at each other."

"Huh? Why were we able to sleep together happily before, but after learning the identity of the other party, we had to fight to the death?"

"Because they are twins."

"Ah, what a perfunctory answer. What kind of answer is this? Why do the twins have to draw swords at each other?"

"Because my younger sister feels that her elder sister robbed her of her intelligence when she was born."

"Actually, you just want to beat around the bush and say that your sister, Carol, is an idiot, you bastard. Husbands, wives, mistresses, etc. are all set up just for this sentence, bastard!"
To be continued...