Chapter 932 The soft fox descends from the sky(1/2)
Chapter 932 A soft fox descends from the sky
Speaking of which, Old Man Gallen's whereabouts can indeed be included in the Seven Unbelievable Events. He should not still be staying in the Elf Forest. Akala seems to have said where he went? Another distant world?
Is it the flower field on the other side of the river? Feeling that your mission has been completed, you leave with a smile without regrets?
Forget it, let’s ignore this old man. Anyway, he is just an old man with noodle soup who is trying to use the weird leg hair theory to highlight his existence and has risen from a supporting role to the status of a supporting role. This guy is really too naive to think that in this day and age.
Under such circumstances, it is so naive to be able to avoid unspoken rules and use such simple and childish behavior to attract the attention of the audience and the director to enhance one's own presence.
Anyway, when he needs to appear, he will naturally appear. There is no way, this is the fate of a supporting player.
He rubbed his chin and sneered a few times, but was unexpectedly attacked by the iron claws of a siege beast from behind and his anus was exploded.
"yawn--!!"
Far away in the third world, an old man rolled up his trousers, revealing the fluttering leg hair that looked like a water flow curve, and he actually sneezed really hard.
Not far behind him, followed a petite black figure covered from head to tail by a black, slightly worn and oversized cloak.
"yawn!!"
Following closely behind, the figure in a black cloak also sneezed. Judging from the clear and sweet sound that was completely different from the sneeze of the rude old man in front, it seemed that it must be a young girl.
No, if you still have the impression, you should know that this girl who made a cute sneeze at this time is actually the famous, everyone knows, the evil, cruel and terrifying Original Sin Demon King who kills people like crazy and has countless blood on his hands——
Azmodan!
Of course, this is the title she gave herself. In fact, having zero kills in the first Dark Continent strategy battle has always been her heartache. It is also a legend widely circulated in the hell world (joke). Hot-blooded
Reckless, idiot and devil of zero, in the world that belongs to her, there is no more suitable and affectionate name than this.
There are only those who are stupid, thinking about fighting and killing, ignoring the majesty of the Four Demon Kings and being rude and offensive, or hiding delicious food and refusing to hand it over (this is the point, according to the data, 90%
The demons from hell who almost died in her hands were all because of this reason), so they were targeted by this idiot, one of the seven powerful men running rampant in hell... Oh, no, it was the terrifying Original Sin Demon King. If
If she doesn't cooperate, even the most powerful demon king will be torn to pieces by her black giant sword.
Any smart demon king has a way to deal with her. The best thing is to take the initiative to offer food. If you have any delicious food, just hand it over. Although there are many demons who pay attention to the desire for food and drink, they regard this as more important than their own lives.
But there are really not many that are heavy.
Another thing is to use some simple little arithmetic problems to make her get into trouble without leaving any trace, and then sneak away. There is a technical point in this, which is to never ask too difficult questions, so as not to let the brain of this stupid devil succumb.
If the protection system is turned on and it is judged that this is an unsolvable problem, it will lead to anger and backfire.
It can be said that this "terrible" devil of original sin is the guy who encounters the most frequently, but is also very easy to get rid of. This is the common thought in the hearts of all smart people in hell.
Of course, you can't overdo anything. It's a big mistake to think that you can take advantage of this stupid devil by relying on your own cleverness. Not to mention that as one of the four devils, he can definitely make the whole hell shake when he gets angry.
San Dou, just the three truly terrifying beings behind her - especially the conspiracy demon Belial, are enough to make all the demons change their expressions. If they dare to do this, they will have to let Belial find out, and then
The awareness of tasting the bitter pill that makes you want to live.
All in all, regardless of what kind of "terrible" name and status the girl in front of me wearing a super wide black cloak has in hell, right now, at this moment, she is defined as a missing child by Demon Lord Beryl and is being searched extensively.
A girl abducted by an old man with strange hairy legs.
"Teacher, is it true that the chili pepper you ate this morning was too strong? You shouldn't eat these things in the morning."
Following the old man Galen who was suspected of being a human trafficker, he sneezed, Azmodan... no, now he is named Beatori... ahem, no, it is a girl named Beansa.
What Biansha was talking about was this morning's breakfast, because old man Galen, who claims to be the king of spices, accidentally mistook pepper for salt and put too much pepper. As a result, the old man refused to listen and insisted that the pot was glowing with a strange bright red color.
The thick soup is a secret dish of an ancient eastern tribe. Then he patted Beansa on the shoulder and said sincerely: Young man, eat more.
"No, I don't think it's the reason. I always feel that there is an unknown malicious force coming from somewhere far away."
Old Man Galen wiped his nose, sneezed loudly again, then murmured and raised his head, looking towards the unknown distance.
"Ha... yawn... burp..."
The devil girl, who had eaten a lot of chili soup, burped and looked at her teacher curiously.
"Teacher, are you thinking about your senior brother?"
She thought of it without permission and asked.
"Who would think of that bastard? Gu~~, my stomach starts to hurt when I talk about him, that terrible noodle soup hell..."
Old Man Galen held his stomach in pain, his body as strong as a woodcutter was like withered grass in the wind, crumbling for a while before he gradually stabilized.
"But speaking of it, I really miss that taste. Could it be that... this is the state of returning to nature?"
The old man suddenly opened his eyes in shock.
"Teacher, Beiansha also wants to eat the clear soup noodles made by senior brother."
The devil girl blinked her black eyes, and her pupils, which were originally burning with blue flames, had become pure black and deep as if they were absorbing the soul under her restraint. Even the most beautiful black gem in the world cannot compare with it.
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"It wasn't your senior brother who did it... Anyway, as long as he is here, the ghost will definitely be here too. There is no difference. But are you really sure? Diamond, that's a diamond!!"
Old Man Galen grabbed a diamond and shook it in front of Beansa as a threat. For pure viewing, diamonds are indeed the most gorgeous things, but if they had to eat them, it would definitely be a nightmare.
"Is it that scary?"
Taking the diamond from Old Galen's hand, Beansa took a strange look at it, as if she wanted to find the reason for fear from it, but no matter how she looked at it, it was just an ordinary diamond, and she usually disdained it.
Just a glimpse of diamonds.
After coming to this conclusion, she threw the diamond in her hand into her mouth like peanuts, "Ah wu, click~~ click~~", and there was a terrible sound from her mouth like a hard object being easily crushed.
Old Gallon is petrifying.
“If you’re hungry, it’s okay to replenish energy, but in terms of taste, it tastes like mud, bah bah——!!”
While chewing, Biansha declared that this was not the first time he had tried this. Then he frowned and made a few noises. Along with this action, some chewed pieces with bright spots of light flashed and were about the size of fine sand.
She spat out the gravel powder.
"A bad... nightmare..."
Seeing this scene, Old Galen slowly fell to the ground in his petrified state, and then knelt on the ground in an otz posture and secretly shed tears.
That's right, that clicking sound was exactly the replica of that ghost. Galen seemed to see the man holding the diamond and nibbling on it with a nonchalant expression. He looked at himself with curious eyes and asked, "The diamond is good."
Eat, why don’t you eat more?” The damn ghost.
Now, another one appears, another one appears, bastard!!
The sum total of his previous life seems not to be as magnificent as the past few years. This is a true portrayal of old man Galen's heart at this moment.
"Ignore these for now, let's move on to the next goal."
After forcing himself to ignore those terrible past events, old man Gallen refreshed his energy, pointed at the distant west and announced with foaming at the mouth.
Now, the two people are at the intersection of the forest and the Gobi - they have just taken a sneak trip around Lugaoyin, and have collected a lot of spices and eaten a lot of delicious food in this trading kingdom.
Now, Old Man Galen was pointing to the west. Through the overlapping misty forests in front of him, this direction happened to be where Rogge's camp was located.
"Hey, let's go, delicious food!!"
Naturally, Beansa didn't know that the place Galen was referring to was the destination where she originally wanted to bid farewell to the shameful title of Demon King Zero. As if thinking of something delicious, she licked her lips, and filled her eyes from the inside of the large black cloak with great momentum.
, raised one hand and kept cheering.
"Calm down, as a student of the Spice Emperor, how can you be so rude."
"But teacher, you are drooling."
"Asshole, do you think I'm remembering the taste of fat, tender and delicious lambs that can only be raised in the fertile Rogge grassland? You underestimate me!!"
"Teacher, Beansha wants to meet his senior brother."
"Don't mention him to me. This is the biggest shame in my life."
"Ah, the spices are spilled."
"No!!! My precious spice!!!"
"It got into the eyes and nose. Is it really okay?"
"No problem, this is the best time to experience the soul of spices, please bear with me."
"Teacher, what Beansa means is that it spilled into your eyes and nose."
"..."
"It seems to be the pepper this morning. Is the teacher experiencing the soul of pepper? Oh, oh, Beansa understands."
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My eyes! My nose! Yawn - yawn - yawn -!!"
"Wait a minute, at this time, after adding the chili pepper, you should sprinkle salt after that. That's it. Teacher, Beansa finally learned it."
"Don't...don't throw salt in here, you idiot!!"
In the dark, humid, misty forest that is shrouded in mist all day long, these funny sounds gradually come out.
…
"yawn--!!"
After a big sneeze, I rubbed my nose and looked into the distance.
To be continued...