Chapter 921: The Interpretation of the Tragic Emperor(1/2)
Chapter 921 The Interpretation of the Tragedy Emperor
Once upon a time, Fini and I had a very serious conversation as the tragic emperor and the quasi-tragic emperor. At that time, I asked a very serious question for me - facing the possibility of removing the word "quasi" at any time.
The terrible situation, my expression at that time was extremely sad.
"Phini, tell me, how do you understand the word tragedy emperor."
Wearing a cute Green Forest Bar maid uniform, she was patting the sheets hanging on the clothes rack with a duster. Suddenly her body froze, she turned around and showed me a strong smile that could make all the fans of Feini in the Green Forest Bar moved in unison, and then
, those melancholy eyes revealed something that can only be revealed after experiencing it thousands of times, a look that is sad but also a little proud, she said to me in an uplifting tone and with such sincerity.
"Cousin meow~~, in Feini's opinion, the so-called tragedy emperor is when you think you are already tragic enough, in fact the tragedy has just begun, meow~~!!"
He gently put down the feather duster, put one hand on his hip, and his petite upper body with perfect girlish curves slightly leaned towards me. The index finger of the other hand pointed at me with certainty and said in a confident tone.
I can guarantee that this transvestite’s speech at this moment in her life is the most determined, confident, and full of self-confidence. It contains the kind of aura that stands at the top of the world and represents the most authority.
, it is impossible to argue, even I, the quasi-tragedy emperor who is the second person at the top of the world, can only surrender willingly to Fini's sad and confident tone with a subtle sense of pride.
At that time, my heart was sad. I was not only sad for myself because of Fini's speech, but also very rarely sad for this fake girl - she... was so pitiful that she could only deceive herself and immerse herself in satisfaction and peace.
Are you proud of your identity as the Tragedy Emperor? Is there nothing else left in you that can be used to make up for the emptiness in your heart?
Although as a quasi-tragedy emperor, I am actually not qualified to say anything about her, but! But! At least in terms of singing, and in terms of giving people or other things a very tasteful name, I still have a little confidence.
Yes, of course, this is a very humble statement. It should be said that I am confident. I can destroy one or two earths or something with this confidence alone. It is absolutely no problem. That’s right, eh (firm fist shake)!
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"I said, hey, Wu, now is not the time to be distracted."
When I came back to my senses, I turned my head in the direction of the voice, and saw Gaut shouting at me with a sad face like a dead father and mother, with two lines of tears that people are accustomed to seeing on his face.
"Oh, is something wrong?"
I wiped the corners of my mouth subconsciously, but no, I was actually infected by that stupid little ghost saint. Could it be that in the memory mode, the saliva flowed out unknowingly?
"What's up?"
Gott murmured what I just said, and then shouted loudly with an expression as if he was roaring and flipping the table.
"Now is not the time to ask "Is something wrong?" You bastard! Please be more serious about the following issues. Be serious, bastard!!"
"Oh, then what do you want me to say? In order to challenge himself, our brave and witty Mr. Gorilla resolutely released the demon sealed on the altar facade, and then played a supporting role as the faceless Questioner teammate Druid Wu Fan.
In the only line of dialogue [Come on, King Gort, the orangutan hero, only you can save this world], he wielded his sword and slashed at the devil?"
"Without such a setting, who would commit such an act of committing suicide!!"
This gorilla was surprisingly rational at a time like this. I thought that if I encouraged him like this, he would really stop, turn around and charge forward with a sword.
"However, the sentence "gorilla hero King Gott" is quite good. Wu, can we discuss with you to remove the word "gorilla" in front of it and call it the hero king Gott?"
Sure enough, I still overestimated the IQ of this orangutan. I originally thought that at this critical moment, under the stimulation of adrenaline, the IQ of this orangutan could temporarily increase by one or two points. No, it only took less than a second.
Zhong was attracted by the meaningless [gorilla hero King Gott], and even forgot about the danger behind him that could swallow him up at any time.
"No, I can only choose between Gort the Gorilla and Gort the Gorilla King." I sighed and rejected Gort's request.
"Huh? Is the orangutan a necessary option? Is it that difficult to get rid of the orangutan? Also, is it my imagination? These two options seem to be a little different from the original ones. Whichever one you choose makes people uncomfortable."
Gaut asked repeatedly, and looked at me with hopeful eyes, hoping that I would be merciful and occasionally change my mind.
"Think about it carefully, bastard, the orangutan is your true body, right?! If the orangutan is removed, wouldn't the Hero King Gott be a completely different person? So the Hero King Gott who has the same name as himself, is still
Orangutan King Gott, which one do you think is better? Choose quickly, time is running out, so hurry up if you want to choose!!"
"Hey, hey, wait... wait, wait, wait, let me think about it. Please give me three more seconds for this important matter of life... no, ten seconds to think about it, think about it.
Ah, such an important choice, if I make the wrong choice, wouldn’t my future life be ruined?”
Under my impatient urging, Gott showed a doomsday expression, held his head in despair, and looked at me with pleading eyes, hoping that I could be noble and give him a little more time.
Your life is already over.
I secretly complained, but looking at Gott's pitiful appearance, I nodded in agreement.
"Decided!!"
Just when the time was about to run out, Gott suddenly roared, giving the impression that he was giving himself a pep talk.
"I choose Gorilla King Gort. It is better to choose Gorilla King Gort. Although Hero King Gort is better, it belongs to someone else after all. Isn't there a saying that a thousand birds in the forest is worse than a bird in the hand? I will choose the front.
It’s ready.”
"Very good, from now on you will be the Gorilla King Gott. Congratulations, you made a wise choice."
I smiled heartily and gave Gott a thumbs up.
"Hmph, it's nothing. This Mr. Orangutan King has been praised by his neighbor's aunts as a smart boy since he was a child. Of course, the reason why I can embark on this right path is absolutely inseparable from Wu, who gave me this time.
Chance."
As if he was holding an Oscar, Gott also gave me a thumbs up.
I:"……"
Gott: "..."
Now is not the time to talk about cross talk, you bastard!!
I roared and threw away the tea table in my heart, and tears started to flow from Gott's stupid face again. The two of us, who were trying to escape the cruel reality we were facing with a relaxed conversation, once again heard the roar not far behind us.
Amidst the noise, I could feel the melancholy and pain in the balls.
The incident dates back to more than ten minutes ago. Gott, a hopelessly idiotic orangutan, actually took it upon himself to inlay gems into the groove he dug out of the pit.
Then, as if a spring was dug, a red light suddenly shot up from the gem inlay, spraying Gote into the air a hundred meters high. Fortunately, this turbulent eruption of red light itself did not cause any harm, otherwise I would not be with you now.
Gott ran away together, but dragged his body and ran away.
The entire altar shook violently again. This time, we soon knew that this was not a continuation of the prank, because... because the ground was gradually cracking, a large amount of lava erupted from these gaps, and the entire temple continued to collapse and
It was shaking violently, just like a large ship named Titanic that had rubbed against the iceberg for a while, and had reached the point where it would be buried with it if it didn't abandon the ship and leave.
If this is a continuation of the prank, how many times will this temple have to be destroyed before we hear it? Even if it can be regenerated because of the projection, it is impossible for the treasure box and the scrolls in it to be left behind.
Therefore, the remaining answer is simple - Gott, the orangutan, inadvertently came into contact with the real secret of the temple that all the adventurers who have been here have failed to discover, which is definitely the core of the taboo.
"..."
Speaking of which, it is too much to put all the blame on this stupid orangutan. I, who did not consider his IQ and lack of care, are actually also responsible. Looking back now, this prank actually started from the moment it was revealed.
From the beginning, there was still a huge doubt that people had to be wary of.
That is, from the explanation of the message on the first scroll, it can be found that the great scholars brought by the idle adventurers were not able to translate the demonic text on the inscription. In other words, from beginning to end,
No one really understands what kind of secrets this altar and these words hide. The guys who came later were probably attracted by the whole prank and ignored this fact because they were all idiots.
No one has figured out what kind of secret this altar hides. In other words, the possibility of unknown dangers cannot be ruled out. However, everyone was confused by the prank left behind and subconsciously thought: Ah, it can actually be done.
This kind of prank should be very safe.
In fact, this is easy to discover, just because like the previous adventurers, I was immediately attracted by the [kind] messages from the seniors in the box, and ignored this unknown danger that was quietly forgotten in the corner.
I am also responsible for being able to stop Gott's idiotic behavior in time.
This is one of the points, and the other point, the reason why I feel that I must bear the greatest responsibility is-why so many adventurers who have come here have not discovered this hidden secret but were discovered by Gott? I do not rule out the possibility of being idle.
A desperate adventurer would dig deep into the temple without giving up.
So, probably, maybe, maybe, there is a certain chance that this kind of thing will happen. My quasi-tragedy emperor halo, which takes action when it is time to take action, adds a zero to this tiny trigger probability...
Unfortunately!!!
All in all, at that time, just before the temple collapsed, Gott and I retreated to the monster corridor in time. Due to the violent vibrations, cracks began to appear in this long corridor, making the two of us dare not stop at all.
, the horrific scene of the ground collapsing that day always gave us a sense of crisis that the floor behind the heels of our shoes would immediately break apart every time we took a step.
Then, at this moment, behind us, there was a huge roar.
"Ouch! Ouch! You deserve to die... Mephisto... I... want... to... kill... you!!"
That deafening huge roar, with some stiffness and stammering, is like a person who has not spoken for decades suddenly speaking. Of course, at this moment, we are more inclined to think that this is a beast that has been sealed here for an unknown number of years.
The demon roared when he just woke up.
"Hey, Wu, it's talking about Mephisto. Did I hear it correctly? There should be someone with the same name as that demon god in this world."
While running wildly, Gott patted me on the shoulder, turned around, and found that his tragic eyes were filled with tears.
"Well, there should be. I know a paladin named Barr."
I took a deep breath. If I could cry, I would want to cry now, you bastard!!
"But, I think that the voice behind him should be talking about the demon god Mephisto."
This sentence broke the last trace of luck in Gott's heart. Think about it, it's impossible. A big demon living in hell will know a guy with the same name as Mephisto in the Dark Continent. This probability is not zero but
It's negative.
"Could...could it be that we got into trouble?" Two lines of sad tears finally burst out of Gott's eyes.
"It's not maybe, it's definitely, it's not us, it's you."
To be continued...