Chapter eight hundred and sixty third lively dinner(1/2)
Chapter 863 Lively Dinner
"The atmosphere suddenly became lively."
As we onlookers discussed from a distance, little Sarah blushed, as if she was ashamed of having such an unscrupulous father.
"Ah! Look!! Baal is out!!!"
Seeing that the atmosphere between the three of them became more and more solemn, the surrounding wind seemed to turn into a thick fog and enveloped the three of them. At this moment, without any warning, Lar took action, pointing at Doug and Goff.
The sky above behind him was dumbfounded and roared loudly in horror.
Uninformed people may be surprised when they see Lal's extremely exaggerated expression, and subconsciously look behind him. This guy's acting skills are good enough to compete for an Oscar.
"good chance!!"
It's a pity that Lal's childish plot to make me feel a sense of intellectual superiority failed to succeed at all against the two barbarian brothers.
"You're so naive, Boss Lal. Do you think we, who have been teammates for many years, will be deceived by your little scheme?"
Doug and Geoff, taking advantage of the moment when Lar's movement revealed a flaw, rushed forward together, shouting wildly and proudly. They saw that four strong arms as big as bucket baskets were only an inch away from pulling Lar.
Captured.
"It's you who are naive. I will also return this sentence to you. I have been teammates for many years. I don't know what your virtues are."
The moment Doug and Geoff saw through his "trick", they showed panic expressions, mixed with horror and frustration, as if my perfect plan had failed. But now, this face suddenly changed and turned into
The same look on Doug Goff's face - the plot has succeeded.
As for the two barbarian brothers, their smiling faces turned into the panic and fear that Lal had shown just now, as if their expressions had been reversed.
As soon as his eyes were dazzled, he didn't know when Lal had changed into a halo of energy, and his lustful steps were like being beaten to death, turning into a loach in the dragnet set by Doug Goff's four thick arms like tree trunks.
The tall and strong body made soft movements like a gymnast, twisted left and right, somehow slipped out, and then rode away.
"Chase!!"
Doug and Geoff were fooled, and with red faces they chased in the direction of Lar's disappearing laughter, and the three figures quickly disappeared from our sight.
"..."
What's going on with this strong sense of sight? Wasn't the scene just now the twins Silos and Aikelu using to lure the enemy deeper into Kajier? The only difference may be that there are three people performing this time
A big man instead of three little lolita, and the ones who were fooled were not sisters Xilusi Aikolu but brothers Doug Goff.
Think about it carefully, what an amazing similarity it is!
At this moment, I was deeply shocked. For the first time, I discovered that the IQs of the three old men were actually at the same level as Silos Aikelu and Kajie'er.
"Sorry, dad has caused trouble to everyone again."
The well-behaved and sensible Sarah apologized to us with a blushing face. It is not easy to be the daughter of Uncle Lal's family.
I think back to those days, when I first met these three guys through time travel, they were still quite adventurous, but then they started to show off their integrity for some reason. Many guys who didn’t know the truth were the culprit and the victim.
Not only Lal and the three of them, but also the old drunkard, old Farah, and even Akara, the little princess of the Horadric tribe, His Highness Sky Fox of the fox tribe, as well as several adventurers from the camp, several adventurers from Lu Gaoyin, and Ku
Several adventurers from Rust, several adventurers from Demon Fortress, several adventurers from Harrogath, several adventurers from the second world, including the elves, etc...
The breadth of its scope, the obvious identity of the victims, the magnitude of its impact, and the depth of its harm are truly outrageous. It is like a vicious contagious virus that spreads wherever it goes.
This is completely a false accusation, a serious false accusation against my character!!
Leaving aside other people, do the two old bastards, the old drunkard and Farah, still need me to teach them how to sell their moral integrity? Didn’t the two of them sell all their moral integrity while they were still in their stomachs?!
However, if our singer can be infected at such a speed, then it would be okay... No, isn't this inevitable? It is probably just the people of the Dark Continent with backward ideas who cannot accept this novel singing method for a while.
That's it, huh huh.
Thinking about this, I suddenly became happy, kissed Sarah with a smile on my face, then rummaged through the inventory, and soon I brought out a large basket.
"This is……"
Seeing that it was filled with frozen golden crabs, Sarah and Vilas opened their mouths in surprise. Only Silos and Aikelu smiled indifferently, waiting to see Kajier.
This clever little clingy insect, taking advantage of their distraction just now, had already jumped into my arms and acted coquettishly. The pretty face that was originally full of moonlight and full of joy suddenly became puffed up.
Carelessness, too much carelessness, I was just watching Uncle Lal's performance, and I forgot about Kajiel, the hateful enemy who competed with me for my father.
Xilusi and Aikolu reflected regretfully. Seeing that the end was done, they could only show angry and helpless expressions. They couldn't go up and force Kajie'er away. In this way, their father would definitely protect Kajie'er.
"Yes, this is the golden crab that Uncle Lal and the others are fighting for."
"But...but...isn't it very precious and difficult to catch? How could..."
Willas looked at the baskets of golden crabs and couldn't help but stutter in her voice.
She is such an honest girl. Don’t you think that what I said just now was to frighten Lal and the others?
However, I really didn’t fool those three guys. The golden crab in Lugaoyin is indeed known as the gift of the sea god, and it is also very difficult to catch. There are sea monsters there, especially in the sea, which is their home field.
Even if the adventurer goes there, he can't escape.
However, what if there is a domain-level master, another gluttonous barbarian at the peak of the pseudo-domain, and a paladin at the peak of the pseudo-domain who was instigated to succeed?
Like the Kurast in the first world, the king crocodile, one of the three delicacies, is difficult to hunt for many people, but as long as it is encountered by people like Carlos and I, it will definitely be a plate.
It’s lunch.
Again, the so-called preciousness is just because the strength to obtain it is not enough. I can imagine that if the seniors of Lu Gaoyin in the third world have the leisure time, these golden crabs are nothing more to them.
Just everyday.
So, on a night with a full moon and a dark and windy night, three idle figures rushed towards the depths of the sea. When almost all Lu Gaoyin people were sleeping, they met with hundreds of
The sea monster fought to the death and finally won, capturing a lot of loot.
In fact, after I thought about it, I didn’t have to fight those sea monsters at all. Don’t forget that there was also a future quasi-king of the sea in the necklace - the mermaid royal family Elijah. If she had been sacrificed at that time, I would have
There is a 99% certainty that the sea monsters will retreat obediently.
After all, you have to think about Elijah and her father, the four-winged super mermaid King Exia who is as tall as a hundred stories high. With just a flick of his tail, he can turn these sea monsters into space junk.
, and then think about Exiya's doting on Ariya, and you will realize how stupid it is to offend Ariya for a few crabs, like inserting one's penis into the tiger's mouth.
thing.
Facts have proved that my idea was right. After seeing the basket full of golden crabs, Elijah showed a kind of disgust for shark fin bird's nests that is unique to the rich. Without even looking at it, he just took it.
She picked up the fruit that was bigger than her next to her and put it in my hand. Yiyi sucked my fingers coquettishly and asked me to feed her.
"..."
I also really want to have a dad who can catch golden crabs, king crocodiles, stylized beasts, etc. for me to eat every day.
So, although I don’t have it, Elijah does, and so does Silus and Aikolu. The two little darlings who ate a lot in Lugoin, although their expressions when looking at these golden crabs are not like Elijah’s.
He is so elegant, but he is also somewhat indifferent, calm and seems to be a little detached from the world.
"That's it."
After telling them briefly, Vilas and Sarah looked surprised.
"Really, if there are so many, wouldn't it be better to take them out earlier? Uncle Lal and the others wouldn't have to fight to the death."
Vilas expressed her deep helplessness at my bad character.
"Ahem, wouldn't that be boring? Okay, let's carry these crabs back first. I'm really looking forward to your craftsmanship, Vilas."
Afraid that Willas's nagging housewife nature would show up again, I quickly changed the subject.
"But...but...I rarely cook seafood...I don't believe it."
Sure enough, when it came to family matters, Vilas immediately entered the good wife mode and began to think about how to make these precious crabs delicious.
"Call Aunt Lisa too."
Seeing her thoughtful look, I couldn't help but suggest it.
"Indeed it is."
Willas gently clapped her hands together, showing a cute and astonished expression.
Aunt Lisa's level of housewife is not inferior to that of Vilas. Otherwise, how could Lal's three men live so well? If she is called together to make suggestions, even if they have never cooked seafood before, two super chefs
Mom can still make a crab feast that makes people swallow their tongues.
At this moment……
In a place like the camp, the three of Lal did not dare to let go of their strength and run wildly. In the end, the Paladin was defeated by the pursuit of the two barbarians, and was finally captured without any help, and was forced back to Lal's house.
"Okay, you two foodies are just crabs, aren't you? Look at your faces now. As the boss, I'm ashamed of you."
Lal, who was tied up and thrown to a corner, looked at the two barbarian brothers with disdain.
"You should be lucky that we're still going to leave you a copy."
Doug and Goff rolled their eyes at Lar.
"How about leaving these two [thighs] to the boss."
Doug pointed to the shortest and smallest pair at the rear of the crab's four pairs of legs, and suggested it eagerly.
"Doug, you dare!!"
To be continued...