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Eight hundred and fiftieth chapters Muppet Bear crusade(1/2)

Chapter 856: Ragdoll Bear Crusade

“Ahh——!!”

"We lost, damn it! We lost to a stuffed bear!!"

The blazing sun that was too hot to see was already dyed with a hint of sunset red. Before my daughters and I had gone far, we discovered such a dramatic scene - four or five tall, sturdy adventurers in plain clothes, like

It was like hay flying over from the other side of the street at high speed. It scraped the ground several times and rolled dozens of times before stopping. Then it just lay on the ground, banging its forehead against the stone in regret.

On the ground, weeping bitterly.

Lost to...a bear? Several questions popped up in my mind.

"Big...brother, there is one more!!"

One of the adventurers had sharp eyes and spotted me coming from the other side from a long distance. He couldn't help but patted the shoulder of the druid next to him, with a flash of fear in his eyes.

"But... damn it, is this a conspiracy? Are we already surrounded?!"

The Druid, who was called the boss and seemed to be the captain of the team, coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood.

"Boss, we'll fight them."

The other four adventurers were filled with tears, their eyes revealing determination.

"Brothers!!"

The boss druid's eyes couldn't help but turn red. Only at this moment can one see a person's true nature. All his brothers are good.

"..."

Hey, I said, what do you want to do, just tell me quickly, don't let me stage a scene like a scene of brotherly love when you tie explosives and Molotov cocktails to your body when surrounded by enemies. I've seen it too much on TV.

I looked at the scene in front of me with silent eyes without being moved at all. When I saw Xilusi and Aikelu, they were kind and pure in their hearts, unaware of the sinister people and the deceitful tricks of the people. I was moved in an instant.

"Brothers, stand up, we will fight it, and we must let others know that our [Beep Beep Beep] team is not someone to be trifled with." The druid stood up and shouted loudly.

My ears automatically filtered out their team names. They were just a bunch of helpers anyway.

"Look, boss, that bear kidnapped a child!!"

At this time, one of the people in the team, probably the sharp-eyed man, noticed the twins sitting on my shoulders and couldn't help but exclaimed loudly.

"Damn it, with our [Beep Beep Beep] team here, how can we allow you, a traitor... no, a traitor bear to do evil!"

In an instant, the five adventurers on the opposite side did not know that they had been completely treated as sidekicks. The two adventurers who called out their team names majestically were filtered out, just like senior lolita control members of the Loli Protection Association.

, when I saw a strange man on the street trying to abduct a little girl with a lollipop, he burst into anger.

The anger in their hearts still became their biggest reason and motivation. The five of them lined up in a row, waving their fists and roaring, and rushed towards me from the opposite side.

"..."

Originally, I wanted to ignore these idiots and use speed to get around them, but now this situation...

Five guys lined up in a row, subtly blocking all positions.

Going up in the air? I can’t go up in the air. What should I do if the bumps hit my lovely Xilusi and Aikolu?

You... you are seeking your own death.

I sighed helplessly. Facing the adventurers rushing towards me, I touched my daughters' heads. The two little angels who understood my meaning from the actions seemed to be full of confidence in me. Facing the adventurers, I touched my daughters' heads.

The five adventurers, who were as majestic as tanks, hugged my head tightly without any fear, and gently closed their beautiful starry eyes.

very good……

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!"

On a certain street in Lugaoyin City, a red light flashed, followed by five heroic screams that echoed high in the sky.

After the roadblocks were cleared, I patted Silos and Aikelu, motioned them to open their eyes, and continued walking towards the street in front of me.

At the end of the street, five adventurers with their heads stuck in the wall were hanging in a neat row half way up the wall. They looked like the enemy who were hanged in ancient times and then hung their bodies at the city gate to demonstrate to passers-by.

spy.

"Boss...Boss, are you still alive?"

After shaking for a while, one of the adventurers finally pulled his head out of the wall and asked the adventurer next to him.

"I...it's okay."

With a crackling sound, gravel and soil were brought out, and the druid pulled out his head.

"No, this stuffed bear seems to be more ferocious than the first one."

Thinking that he hadn't even figured out how the opponent moved or what happened, his chest hurt, and he flew up inexplicably, and his body was thrust upside down uncontrollably. The Druid savored the first time he was tortured in his heart.

The difference between being abused for the second time, then he said in shock.

"This bear seems to have just appeared. It seems that other adventurers haven't gotten the news yet. We have to inform them quickly!!"

Captain Druid, who suddenly felt a heavy responsibility, jumped down and ran towards the bar stronghold with the other four brothers.

Before they could run a few steps, a figure covered in bruises and staggering appeared in front of them.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

They hurriedly stepped forward to help each other. Although they could not name each other for a while, the five of them knew that the injured adventurer in front of them was one of the comrades who participated in the battle to suppress the Ragdoll Bear.

"Hold on, don't fall down. We still have important information here. Let's go to the bar and let everyone know."

Captain Druid hopes to use this news to cheer up his injured comrades who are depressed.

"Information... haha... no longer... need... such things..."

After raising his eyelids and looking at everyone, the adventurer spoke intermittently and suddenly burst into tears.

"Everyone...all the brothers...have been wiped out...by that abominable stuffed bear!! Woohoo~~"

"how so?"

The five people's expressions were stunned, and they sat helplessly on the street. The fiery red sunset, which was setting in the west, illuminated their fallen backs of the defeated, blood-red.



Oh oh, it's really wonderful.

Along the way, I saw various adventurers falling to the ground, groaning. Of course, there were also some adventurers whose [passion] had not faded, or who were not afraid of death. They continued to get up from the ground, exuding the spirit of the Five Heroes of Langya Mountain.

With heroic momentum, he rushed straight towards me, shouting "Ahhhh! I will never lose this time, you bastard" and other commonly used lines in his mouth. He looked at the adventurer next to him who was unable to stand up.

Make one burst into tears.

Although my courage is commendable, it is impossible for me to just stand there obediently and get beaten up. Naturally, these guys have followed in the footsteps of the first adventure team.

"Daddy daddy——!!"

As they walked forward, the number of adventurers who fell to the ground and exuded the aura of bereaved dogs became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared. Suddenly, the lovely daughters pointed ahead and shouted.

Following the dazzling sunset, we looked up and saw a long shadow drawn by the setting sun in front of us.

The other party seemed to have heard the voices of Xilusi and Aikelu, and turned around. Just in time, through the fiery red light, I could see the other party's appearance clearly.

"It's Aunt Sharna."

The two little angels whispered in my ears with a little admiration and a little fear.

Nod, nod, it is indeed Sister Sharna.

Seeing that it was us, Sister Sharna stopped, and I strode forward to catch up. When I got closer to my sister, I was immediately frightened by her appearance.

Her brown plush doll outfit, which was exactly the same as mine, was already covered with stains of blood. At a glance, it seemed to remind people of her figure fighting on a bloody battlefield.

Although I vaguely guessed that it was Sharna's sister who did it after meeting the first adventure team that was seeking death. After all, how should I put it? This stuffed bear costume is too confusing, causing Sharna to

If my sister hadn't spoken, not even Settlek would have recognized her, let alone the other adventurers, so it was within my expectation that some kind of self-destruction would happen.

It's just that I didn't expect this scale and cruelty. A rough calculation through the streets I passed just now showed that there were close to a hundred adventurers. Counting other places, I'm afraid those who actually participated in this event were later dismissed.

There are 200-500 adventurers in the battle named Ragdoll Bear Crusade.

In this regard, I can only say that after the battle to defend the city, these guys all became well-fed idlers looking for trouble.

Thinking of this, I looked at my sister. Bathed in the golden sunset and covered in blood, Sister Sharna's figure gave me the majesty of a sunset war god even though she was wearing a cute stuffed bear suit.

, However, a puppet suit is always a puppet suit. After such a fierce battle, many cracks have appeared in the seams on it, and you can see the snow-white cotton-like objects filled inside.

Those adventurers are not easy to mess with. It's a miracle that this puppet costume has persisted until now. I really don't know who made it because of its idleness. The level of boredom is almost comparable to that of old Farah.

Let's go back

I wrote silently on the ground.

Although that guy from Seattle is not kind, and most of these things may have been caused by him, but from that puppet costume, I can feel the joy radiating from Sister Sharna.

Although I really wanted to ask her if she was having fun, I still kept my paws away when I thought of the Queen's punishing physical skills that made people miserable.

"Gam~~"

Nod, nod. Sister Sharna is very serious and plays her role very hard. Even the cry of the Hell Fighting Bear and the attribute of being unable to speak are imitated. The two of us stand together. Ordinary people would probably really

It's hard to tell who is who.
To be continued...
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