Chapter 825 The Demon King Girl and Leg Hair Druid and Spices(1/2)
Chapter 825: The Demon King Girl, the Druid with Hairy Legs, and Spices
"Who are you, this guy, who dares to steal this...my Lord's food?"
Azmodan stared closely at the human in front of him. He originally wanted to say that he was the devil, but suddenly thought of concealing his identity and aura, otherwise the king crocodile would be scared away, so he felt a shiver in his heart and subconsciously changed his words,
Then he secretly said smugly that he was indeed the most alert among the Four Demon Kings.
In fact, the King Crocodile has been obtained, and she has no worries now. As for why she has these thoughts and is still driven by outdated instructions, it is because... she is a fool.
Just like an old computer stuck in the process of completing old instructions and updating new instructions, the IQ is a little...sad to say.
In addition, Azmodan also felt that this seemingly ordinary old man was not that simple. Even if he did not have the strength to compete with him, it would take a lot of effort to fight, and he might not be able to survive.
After being able to control the other party, she touched her slender, flat and smooth lower abdomen, which was making a grunting sound. So, she decided to convince people with reason, and became a terrifying person who was reasonable, principled, evil, powerful and murderous.
Demon King.
"Nonsense, I was the one who discovered it early. You may not know that I have been keeping an eye on this king crocodile for more than a month."
Old Galen's brows were straightened, and he suddenly exuded an awe-inspiring righteousness that was not inferior to that of the Paladin, as if that was really the case.
"You guy, you are obviously lying!!"
Azmodan shouted angrily, why does everyone treat him as a fool?
"Why didn't we take action when we discovered it more than a month ago? Why do we have to wait until now?"
"You don't know this. I am studying the ecological habits of king crocodiles to make it easier to find them next time."
Old man Galen stroked his beard, squinted his eyes, and looked like an expert.
"So...it turns out to be like this."
Azmodan was stunned, and suddenly felt that he was not very qualified as a gourmet.
【This guy...is an idiot.】
Old Man Galen immediately made a judgment in his mind.
"Huh, if that's the case, then there's nothing we can do about it, even though I don't want to fight now."
Azmodan categorically issued a declaration of war, and the thunder sounded along with her empty stomach. In hell, the law of the jungle is the law, and there is no so-called first-come, first-served issue.
"Wait a minute, little girl, if I give this king crocodile to you, what are you going to do with it?"
"What?"
Just as Azmodan was about to assume a fighting stance, his head tilted and he looked confused.
"I mean, what do you want to do with these delicious crocodile meat."
Old Galen, who noticed that the other party was hungry, narrowed his eyes in a straight line, and his confident and proud smile seemed to say - I have seen the ending.
"Bake it." Azmodan said matter-of-factly.
"Fool--!!!!!!!!"
A roar like a shock wave suddenly came from Old Man Galen's mouth, and the surrounding flowers, grass, trees and mud were all shaken up by his loud voice.
"Hmph, I thought you were the same person, but I didn't expect you are just a fake cook!!"
Old Man Galen seemed to be standing at the top of the pyramid, looking down at Azmodan below.
"To take the delicious king crocodile meat and bake it directly on the fire. How wasteful is this? It's just... it's like using leg hair as a brush. It's terrible, it's terrible.
."
He held his head in his hands, showing deep fear, as if he couldn't believe that such a guy could exist in this world.
"I……"
Azmodan tilted her head. The limited brain speed prevented her from processing this situation in time. She just felt that... speaking of scary words, the metaphor used by this old human seemed to be more terrifying.
After a pause, she lowered her head and looked at her smooth and delicate calves in confusion.
"I have no leg hair."
So said the idiot devil.
"Shut up, a guy without hairy legs is not a human being." Old Man Galen roared up to the sky like Godzilla.
It turns out...it turns out that people without leg hair are not humans, which means that all humans have leg hair. When you see a guy without leg hair in the future, you can tell that he is not a human being?
Azmodan, who felt that he had learned very useful knowledge, was secretly delighted. Sure enough, by concealing his identity and blending into these bugs, he could easily obtain very useful information. She had already imagined that when she would bring this important information to
When I told Sister Beryl and Sister Andariel, they looked dumbfounded.
That’s right, details determine victory. Even if Sister Beryl is smarter than me, she definitely wouldn’t have thought of doing this!!
Azmodan clenched his fist heavily in his heart and thought proudly.
Seeing that the other party was deep in thought, Old Man Galen suddenly took a step back in shock, and then burst into tears.
How many years, how many years, finally someone is able to accept his theory, even if the other person is just meditating and has not accepted it yet, but he can do this, instead of immediately looking at her with contempt, this girl has also
He is the first person.
Thinking about those guys in the past, especially the unfilial student I had taught, who looked at me with pity, every time I thought about this, I felt a stomachache and a pain in my balls.
If I hadn't lost the bet with that old fox in Akara, I wouldn't have taught such a stupid student who didn't respect teachers. I thought I was an unprecedented druid master, even if I was teaching a pig.
Such a long time is enough for it to learn to transform into a dragon, but that idiot is complacent with the elementary skills of strengthening the body (hegemony)...
As the saying goes, good and bad can only be judged by comparison. In an instant, in Galen's eyes, the girl in front of him rose straight up from the bottom of the pyramid just now, and had completely crushed his unfilial student.
Nodding with satisfaction, Galen lowered his eyes, glanced at the girl's slender and smooth calves, and couldn't help but offer words of comfort.
"Don't worry, although it's not there yet, you are still young and it will grow out one day."
"Huh?"
Azmodan was stunned. What do you mean it will grow out one day? He is not a human being, so why would he grow something like that?
"Very good, you have passed the test. Now, let me teach you what it means to be a gourmet."
Before the confused Azmodan could react, Old Man Gallon continued, and then suddenly burst into tears and gritted his teeth.
"This is the unwilling roar of an old man who has eaten noodle soup without any seasoning for a month. Do you know what that is like? A little bit of salt, a little bit of sugar... No, not even much noodles, which are the staple food,
I am already grateful for the occasional caterpillars, and I can also eat a few broken diamonds from time to time..."
As if he thought of something unbearable to look back on, Galen Lao fell to his knees with tears streaming down his face. He kept bowing his head and stamping his feet. He suddenly discovered that the most painful memories over the years seemed to be related to that kid and his ghost saint.
Related to female wives.
This hateful devil couple!!
Betting with Akala was the biggest mistake of my life. Tracing back to the source, Gallen clicked his tongue angrily.
"So, after learning from the painful experience, over the years, in addition to constant research, I spent all the rest of my time learning cooking, and finally..."
Gallon was rising and falling, and his kneeling body slowly rose up like a giant. He held a handful of powder that exuded a wonderful fragrance in one hand and declared loudly.
"Finally, I developed hundreds of spice combinations."
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh--"
The idiot demon king Azmodan didn't quite understand the previous words, but she seemed to have a clear understanding of the last sentence. Could this be the radio wave induction between gourmets?
At this moment, in Azmodan's eyes, the old human man in front of him seemed to be bathed in the supreme golden light. His body slowly floated up, growing taller and taller. Countless hands stretched out from behind him like a thousand-hand Guanyin, each one
The palms of his hands held a handful of sparkling spices. The tall figure and the wonderful fragrance filling the air were simply like...
The king of spices!!!!!!
The above is a radio communication between an old druid who was driven crazy by a certain ghost's clear noodle soup and an idiot demon king.
"Do you understand? You are ruining the meat of the king crocodile."
Returning to reality, Old Man Galen carefully put away the spices, then touched his beard, and glanced at Azmodan coldly with an enigmatic, mysterious gaze.
"I was wrong."
At this moment, Azmodan deeply understood that as a demon king, he still had many shortcomings in other aspects.
"Child, do you want to learn spices from me?"
Gallen instantly turned into a hard-working gardener who taught with kindness and kindness.
"teacher!!"
The idiot devil who is ignorant of worldly affairs has embarked on a road of no return.
"Very good, then the first thing we have to do now is to put away the carcass of this king crocodile. If it is left for too long, the quality of the meat will deteriorate."
Old Man Galen couldn't hide his smile. He looked at Azmodan who was putting away the King Crocodile. There was clearly a word written on each of his left and right eyes, which together meant "Running Errands"!
As a demon king, Azmodan naturally has more storage space than an adventurer's inventory. In just two or three seconds, he was broken into three pieces and the Emperor Crocodile, which had been dying for an unknown amount of time, was completely wiped out by it.
, leaving only the red swampland, still proving the existence of this abduction... ahem, killing.
"Come with me now."
Seeing that everything was cleaned up, Old Galen waved his hand and took the lead to turn around and dive into the dense forest.
To be continued...