Chapter 782: Meeting with old friends

The red-haired girl was like a timid rabbit, rubbing her sore buttocks, raising her head and looking over.

I:"……"

I am desperate, desperate for this world where even the sixth sense can deceive people!!

In an instant, my life became extremely dark. My sixth sense, which has accompanied me through countless years and experienced countless hardships and obstacles, was regarded by me as a comrade I could entrust to my back. I never expected that it would

Betray yourself at this most critical moment.

At this moment, my mood cannot be described in words. It was as if my gay friend of many years suddenly appeared in front of me with his arms around the woman's waist. My life suddenly changed from a flower field full of golden chrysanthemums to a flower field splashed with milky white turbid liquid.

The world was attacked by the sea and turned into a dead gray color.

Huh?

No, I was too careless. I was too desperate and my mind was broken in a short moment. Unexpectedly, my thoughts were quickly eroded by the aura of this damn fujoshi.

No way, the enemy's AT field is too strong and we cannot neutralize it for the time being, so retreating is the best option.

Seeing Arius's pupils shrink suddenly and staring at him, they were still filled with a kind of sluggishness that was exposed under the impact of too much shock and surprise. I immediately felt that this was a good opportunity to run away.

, if she waited for her reaction and wanted to get rid of a high-level assassin who was over sixty, it would be impossible to do so without transforming into a moon wolf.

So, with my back heel as the axis, I suddenly twisted 180 degrees, and the heel of the front foot turned into the back foot and lifted the ground at the same time. The toes were like a spring that was compressed to the extreme, tightly stretched on the ground. As long as the thigh exerted force,

By pedaling, you can pull the spring switch and drive the other foot to achieve maximum acceleration. This whole set of movements is extremely skillful, without any sloppiness, which fully shows that our running skills have reached the level of a master with half a foot.

However, there was another pair of faster little hands. Just when I was about to turn into a bullet out of the chamber, a rocket about to be launched, they suddenly stretched out and grabbed the end of the cloak.

"..."

Maintaining the running posture, I mechanically turned around to look at the red-haired girl behind me. I knelt on the ground with my legs in a figure-eight shape, raised my head and looked at myself intently. My brain was still acting out from the impact of this unexpected encounter.

She had a dumbfounded expression, but her two little hands instinctively stretched out and firmly grasped her cloak. In her dumbfounded eyes, there was a trace of pleading from the depths of her soul.

That kind of subconscious action is like a puppy knowing that it is going to be abandoned here by its owner, biting the owner's trousers without giving up, and making a cute whining sound.

Damn it, this kind of action and expression is illegal!!

With a helpless sigh, I took back my starting position, turned around resignedly, and looked into Aleus's eyes closely. After a moment...

"Wow......"

Arius, who finally recovered from his daze, made a small sound that seemed to come from the throat of a dry desert traveler. When she fully reacted, the small sound turned into a series of words because she didn't know what to say.

How to vent my ups and downs at this moment and let out an exclamation.

"Wow wow wow~.... Hey hahaha... Wuwu~~"

I:"……"

It's so naive to be able to bite your tongue in a place like this. In the past, I actually tried to change this guy's four-character mantra. Besides...

Seeing Aleus holding his sore tongue and moaning intermittently, I violently lifted the tea table in my heart.

Damn it!! This cute behavior of a kitten whose tongue was burned by warm water is a malicious show of cuteness?! Why am I so cute? Why does this kind of cuteness appear on a dead fujoshi? In this world

Are you really about to be conquered by them?

"Haha! (I'm leaving)!"

Because I couldn't forgive myself as an otaku for being so cute by my mortal enemy fujoshi, I lowered my voice, said coldly, and turned around to leave.

"Whoa whoa whoa...hey hahaha...wuwuwu~~~~"

Feeling the determined momentum, Aleus could no longer care about his still aching tongue. He tightened his hands and hurriedly exclaimed. As a result...

I fell into silence as I looked at Aleus, who was covering his tongue again, like a frightened little animal huddled in a corner, shivering and moaning, but not forgetting to hold on to his cloak with one free hand.

.

This...it's really not my fault.

"Wow wow wow~! Wow~!!"

After a while, Arius, who seemed to feel a little better, raised his eyes with excitement, and barked...no wow wow at me.

"..."

By the way, I haven't seen him for more than a month. Has this guy even lost his ability to speak as a human?

I took a deep breath and stuffed the four-sided bread into her mouth. I stopped the cute and disgusting exclamation. I searched in the inventory for a long time and finally found the artifact that had not been seen for a long time - the Tucao Scroll.

The paper tube was slapped hard on her head.

There was a crisp sound of "pop~".

"Calm down yet?!"

Playing with the paper roll in his hand, he felt that all the depression in his heart seemed to dissipate with this beat. He felt extremely comfortable and asked Arius condescendingly,

Under the [double damage to fujoshi and amnesia effect] attribute attack attached to the paper roll, Aleus whimpered while holding his head, and chewed the bread stuffed in his mouth without forgetting.

, a moment later, the fujoshi raised her head again, looking at the surrounding scenery with a confused expression.

Very good, very good, it's better to forget this encounter... No, it's better to erase my memory from my mind.

"Wow~~!!"

After looking around for a few times, she suddenly focused her eyes on me, and with an exclamation, as if she suddenly remembered something, a light bulb above her head kept flashing.

Taking a deep breath, with a faint look of pride in her eyes, the rotten girl's aura suddenly changed, like a majestic female officer, she pointed her finger straight at my face, and spoke at a clear and fluent speed that shocked the world.

One sentence.

"What a mess!"

I:"……"

It seemed to remind her of something. Could it be that the paper roll was held upside down? I looked at my hand in confusion, ah, as expected~~

Okay, let’s correct it again. This time we must clear up all the unbearable things in this dead rotten girl’s mind, and then let me, Druid Wu Fan, the king of otakus in the new era, completely turn her into an otaku.

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I held the paper roll straight again, took a breath on it, and took the picture with indomitable momentum.

Unexpectedly, as if this damn rotten girl noticed my thoughts, she cleverly turned her head and avoided my fatal blow.

Just a futile struggle.

With a cold snort, the paper roll in his hand suddenly turned into raindrops and fell on Aleus' head. Unexpectedly, he still underestimated Aleus's sensitivity. Even if he kept kneeling on the ground, the space for his head to move was limited.

, but she still dodged the raindrop-like attacks above her head by quickly tilting her head.

At this moment, I feel like I am playing a game of whack-a-mole. Unfortunately, the mole on this machine is extremely cunning, so my score is still zero.

But...that's too naive, huh~~

Sure enough, after a moment, Aleus's eyes rolled in circles.

Haha, it’s over, my head keeps doing this kind of high-frequency dodging, it would be weird if I don’t get dizzy!!

It's time for this game to end, the final blow!!

Taking a deep breath, I raised the roll high with great solemnity in my eyes.

That's right, it's time to end this bad relationship between otaku and rotten girl.

The paper tube turned into a white shadow and fell...

"Who dares to bully my sister!!"

There was a roar of thunder at the end of the street, which immediately frightened me, and the roll of paper fell softly from my hand.

A cloud of dust rose high at the end of the street. In an instant, the smoke and dust swept over the kilometer-long street, and a red-haired hamburger-headed figure with a strong sense of familiarity appeared from inside.

"Hannah, tell me, is this guy bullying you? If so, watch me insert the hamburger into his anus."

The angry leader didn't see my identity yet, he just glanced at me like a sharp knife, and then asked Aleus an explosive question.

Hey, before you say something like this, you should carefully consider the identity of the other party. She is your sister, even though this sister is already hopeless...

Aleus was stunned for a moment, looking at her brother blankly, as if thinking about something, then she suddenly clapped her hands and pointed straight at her brother with the finger she just pointed at me.

"You are a good guy!"

Suddenly, Hans staggered as if an invisible sharp arrow had penetrated his chest, clutching his chest with an expression of extreme pain.

"Han...Hannah, didn't I tell you not to say this to others again?"

I'm so sorry, Hans. She had indeed forgotten it, but I just woke her up again by tapping her.

I found it quite interesting, and I suppressed my expression of sadness as a rabbit died and a fox died, and I thought about whether I should instill more [good] things into this fujoshi.

At this time, Hans looked at me carefully as if he had discovered something, his painful expression suddenly changed, and he laughed heartily.

"Hahahaha~~, I asked who is bullying Hannah. It turns out that Alsace brother, if it is you, there will be no problem."

"..."

What do you mean it's okay if it's me? Please tell me if you have any questions, you irresponsible brother!
To be continued...