Chapter 772 The way to replenish energy(1/2)
Chapter 772: Ways to replenish energy
There is another table in the dark corner not far away from these tables. There are several people sitting on it, with vague outlines like tree stumps, and pairs of sharp eyes, looking at them coldly like a worldly expert. Following this farce.
Yes, they are the dwarves with the weirdest tempers among all races. Sometimes they will warm up to a ball of fire enthusiastically, and sometimes they will be like a cold stone, but whether it is ice or fire, their nature is still a stone. , stones in the latrine….
Well, the above interpretation does not include their previous and current dwarf kings.
At this moment, these four dwarf warriors are pretending. These hot-tempered dwarves have always been the source or participant of all chaos. But at this moment, the three dwarves who were indifferent to the farce in front of them suddenly rose up. There was a sense of detachment clear to the spectators. The wrinkled old face and big beard that were originally beaming with joy and could not hide any emotion suddenly became deep and vicissitudes after a moment of reflection. Facing the four races in the farce, they all An indescribable feeling of superiority arises spontaneously.
"Stupid humans." Dwarf No. 1's eyes were full of melancholy.
"Stupid elf." Dwarf No. 2's eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life.
"Stupid Horadric tribe." Dwarf No. 3's eyes were extremely indifferent.
"Stupid fox man." Dwarf No. 4's eyes were very painful.
"There is no other way. These guys are unreliable. It seems that the burden of saving this dark continent can only fall on us dwarves." The melancholy Dwarf No. 1 sighed while stroking his beard.
"Boss, you can't say that. A mosquito is just a piece of meat. The first and second worlds still have to rely on these people to use human sea tactics to protect them."
The vicissitudes of life, Dwarf No. 2, elegantly pulled up his sleeves, suddenly his face turned pale, and he coughed up a few mouthfuls of "blood".
"Before that, I think it's better to throw these old bastards Tualatin and Muradin into the furnace and destroy them, so as not to impair the great cause of our dwarves."
The indifferent Dwarf No. 3 said a cold word from his teeth.
The three people cast their gaze on Dwarf No. 4, who was finally calm. They saw him lowering his head in contemplation with cold eyes for a moment, then raised his head, and looked at the other three dwarves one by one with his cold eyes like the moon, and suddenly a sharp light erupted. , actually made the three of them feel unable to look directly, and then slowly spoke.
"I am hungry."
"..."
The atmosphere was silent for a moment, and Dwarf Four was immediately punched and kicked by the other three, while they continued to curse.
"Let you be hungry, let you ruin the atmosphere..."
After bringing down the calm No. 4, the three dwarves wiped their sweat with satisfaction, and their stomachs suddenly made a growling sound. It seemed that the beating they had just taken had consumed a lot of their energy.
"I'm indeed a little hungry. Let's order something. Of course, the wine must not be missing." Dwarf No. 1 said, licking his dry lips, and then tapped the table lightly, opening his mouth to shout.
"etc--!!"
The actions of No. 1 seemed to have touched a certain nerve in No. 2 and No. 3. They showed dull and frightened expressions for an instant, and then in the flash of lightning, they all rushed towards No. 1 and pushed him down. land.
With a violent "pop" sound, the three dwarves rolled up on the ground like fat winter melons.
"What do you two want to do?!"
Dwarf No. 1, who was pinned to the ground, glared angrily.
"Boss, you can't scream."
Numbers 2 and 3 were in tears.
"Think about it, the elves, the Horadrics, the Vulperans and the Adventurer Alliance just called out, what happened?"
Dwarf No. 1 was stunned, his brain spinning at high speed.
The elf mage called, and their king came out wearing a maid's uniform.
The Horadric wizard called, and their princess came out wearing a maid uniform.
The fox mage called, and their sky fox leader came out wearing a maid uniform.
The alliance adventurers called, and their elder came out wearing a maid uniform.
If I call, who will come out? No, I should say, which high-ranking member of the dwarf clan is nearby?
There is only one answer, and that is the former dwarf king Muradin.
In other words, if they call, it is very likely that Muradin will come out wearing a maid uniform. This is not surprising at all. Leaders like the Elf Queen and Princess Horadric who would not be able to do this have all done it, so deeply
These four dwarves, who knew Muradin's shameless nature, had no doubt that their former dwarf king would appear here in the same manner.
In my mind, I seem to imagine Muradin, who is as short and strong as a winter melon, wearing a flowing maid uniform. Yes, it is best to have a pair of white angel wings sewn on his back, so that he can look like this with a disgusting smile and one hand.
Holding the tray, he stood on tiptoes and moved "elegantly" in a ballet style.
The three dwarves looked at each other, their faces turned from white to purple, and finally they couldn't help but retched with a "Wow" sound.
It's so scary, it's like a devil's bar.
Finally, the three dwarves lifted up the confused No. 4 dwarf and left in a mess.
His eyes returned to the four tables. It had been dozens of minutes since ordering. Except for the four dwarves who trembled and left in a hurry as if they suddenly had epilepsy, there were no big changes. Their respective leaders
The woman was wearing a maid uniform and sitting next to her. The four races on the four tables stared at each other, not knowing what topics to talk about. The atmosphere was quite strange.
The one who broke the dull deadlock was the adventurer from the Alliance who was slapped by a guy wearing a cartoon bear mask and his whole head sank into the thick wooden table.
He raised his head drowsily, rubbing his burning cheeks, looking a little confused, as if he was wondering if he was dreaming.
His head swayed to the side, and a cute cartoon bear mask suddenly occupied half of his eyes. Still unwilling to believe it, he rubbed his eyes to make sure that he was not hallucinating, and then, two lines of clear tears fell from his eyes.
After rubbing it, it flowed out.
"I'm really sorry that I'm not the little princess of the Alliance, Miss Sala."
A dull buzzing sound came from the bear mask.
"Well... by the way, Fan... no, Master Xiong is also very [cute], we... we are too late to be happy."
This adventurer, who had just woken up, told the biggest lie since he was born.
"Yes, Fan...Xiong...Master Xiong, you see we were moved to tears." The other three adventurers wiped away their tears, secretly cursing themselves for their lust, and echoed with smiles that were uglier than crying.
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"snort!!"
A heavy snort came out of the bear mask, causing the four adventurers to immediately become silent. They lowered their heads with sad faces and communicated with each other using the secret codes unique to experienced gossips.
"Yes... yes, why haven't the dishes been served yet? Haha... ahahaha..."
In order to break the stalemate, an adventurer laughed.
"Huh? Haven't you seen how busy the maids are? Do you still have the heart to let these poor girls serve you? They are hungry, have no hands and feet, and can't go to the kitchen to serve it themselves?!"
"Yes...yes...I'll go, I'll just go."
The adventurer who spoke out stood up with tears streaming down his face, and walked towards the kitchen with one step at a time.
Aren't you still sitting around here? So are the three people at the other three tables. Are you here to be guest maids, or are you here to be masters?!
The adventurer complained in his heart, but did not have the courage to speak out.
When the mages of the three races looked at the other three tables, their hearts trembled. It's okay. I actually sat here with the queen (princess, saint) serving me food? If the tribesmen found out, they would pull out a table.
Even a layer of skin is still a small matter.
As a result, a mage from each table quickly stood up and hurriedly followed the alliance adventurers into the kitchen.
Watching this scene, Arturia saw that what she should do was being snatched away from her. She opened her mouth to stop him, but was unable to resist the pleading eyes of the three elf mages, so she could only choose to remain silent again.
After a while, all kinds of dishes were brought out, filling the four tables with delicious food. Everyone was hungry, and they all swallowed a mouthful of saliva when they looked at the delicious food in front of them.
"I want to sit with Fan... and Xiongxiong."
Dia shouted with her fingers greedily, but looked towards the alliance table.
"Didn't you hear what this lady said? Have you forgotten the gentlemanly spirit taught by the Alliance?"
One adventurer left in tears, secretly rejoicing, “I can finally get rid of this demon elder.
"Hehe~~"
Tia immediately ran over with a smile and sat next to him.
"If I mind, how about changing the position?"
Immediately afterwards, Lucia made a move, walked up with a soft fragrance, and gently touched another adventurer. The adventurer who was fascinated by Lucia's charm had no resistance at all. Of course, she did not intend to
Resistance - He had long been thinking about finding an excuse to leave this table where the devil was entrenched.
"Artoria, come over and eat together."
Arturia hesitated for a moment, then gently turned the hair on her forehead, then nodded to the four flattered elf mages sitting at a table, and walked up.
Naturally, the remaining two alliance adventurers on the table quickly gave way to one more.
Invariably, everyone's attention fell on the last adventurer, because all four tables were for five people.
The last adventurer who was being watched by the group suddenly felt terrified and jumped up from his chair.
"Leave this seat to Miss Sala, I can sit on the other side."
After saying that, he left as if his butt was on fire and sat on the table of the fox tribe.
"Puff-"
Dia looked at my current maid uniform and cartoon bear mask, and couldn't help laughing. The little fox giggled heartlessly, and Artoria's eyes were filled with laughter.
She looked a bit weird and lacked a little common sense, so she couldn't tell how weird the awkward maid uniform I was wearing was.
To be continued...