Chapter 769 The Dilemma of the Green Forest Bar

We can't go on like this. If we let our stupid physiques continue to fiddle with us, this honeymoon trip will turn into a tour record for Mr. Bao.

We need to find somewhere to take refuge, like the Greenwood Bar?!

"..."

Woohoo~~, no, no, why did this term come to mind subconsciously? Sorry, everyone, I'm sorry, Artoria, I brought you to Kurast in the name of a local snake, but in fact

I'm just a roadie who only knows two more interesting places, the Trade Zone and the Green Forest Bar.

Of course, I will never admit that the black shop in Omas where Indian Asan is dead is a fun place. If he didn't always fantasize about turning me into a comedian, it might be worth considering.

There was no other way. I really couldn't bear to beg the little fox. This real local snake who had stayed in Kurast for several years, once again, under Artoria's increasingly shining eyes, dealt with several things that were almost...

After the trouble that suddenly fell from the sky, I embarrassedly took the four girls and hired two boats to row to the Adventurer Paradise platform.

The two guys, Little Fox and Tia, didn't bother to hide their intentions. As a matter of course, I rolled my eyes secretly, got on one of the boats, and followed us to the adventurer platform.

Very good, I guess a lot of troubles will be solved by coming here. Most of the adventurers in the Adventure Paradise are career changers, mercenaries or soldiers. Of course, there are many other civilians, but most of the civilians who stay here are serving people.

The main ones are adventurers, such as bartenders, maids, and some shop owners. At least there won't be incidents like the miserable young woman oppressed by the nobles, the old man whose son disappeared, or the confused child who suddenly appeared.

It's not that there won't be trouble here. Adventurers are very trouble-makers. It's a bit more chaotic than the trade market. It's just that there is trouble among the adventurers. If it doesn't make sense, then...

We fight in the ring to see who has the tougher fist. Everyone has been through wind and rain. They are used to seeing life and death, and have experienced the ups and downs. The adventurers have a clear heart. No matter how hot-tempered they are, they still have a sense of proportion in their hearts.

You don't have to worry about it yourself.

Of course, there are things to be careful about. Although there are less troubles, most of the bastards here know me, so I still have to work hard to conceal my identity. However, based on what I learned from detective stories,

Even with his disguise skills, even these idiots can't see through his identity.

So, after getting off the boat, I did not leave the dock immediately. Instead, I turned around and taught some disguise knowledge to the other four girls. No, look at the eyes of Sarah and Tia looking at us, how shining they are.

.

Huh, don't worship me, he's just a legend.

As for the little fox, don't worry about her. As an assassin, she has much more knowledge in this area than I do. Arturia is looking down at the side in deep thought, her stupid hair turning in circles from time to time.

Elf warriors who are proficient in forest warfare are naturally very good at camouflaging themselves, but due to terrain restrictions, they don't have much hope in a city like this with a bustling crowd.

Just when I was frothing at the mouth and the sky was falling to the ground, a few adventurers on the boat came swaggering over from the pier. When they looked here, they immediately came over and laughed.

"Hey, Elder Fan, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why don't you spend time with your beloved wife in the elves and come here?"

One of the leading adventurers, carrying a blue axe, picked my teeth, patted me on the shoulder, and greeted me with a smile.

"..."

The little fox, Sarah, and Dia were snickering, while Artoria was confused.

I turned around mechanically and showed a stiff smile.

"Eh? Elder Fan really has a childlike innocence. Let me see where I bought this bear mask and introduce it to a few of my brothers. How about forming an animal team later? Hahahaha~~~"

You could tell at a glance that this guy was a loudmouth. He didn't care about his companions behind him. He was looking at someone with a black aura in fear, while pulling his clothes to signal him to shut up.

"Huh?"

His eyes suddenly turned to Artoria behind him, and as if he had discovered something, he looked her up and down several times.

Could it be that he has discovered Artoria's identity?

After a few glances, the ax warrior suddenly laughed.

"Elder Fan, this girl is wearing the same cloak as you, could she be...your daughter?"

"Boom——!"

With a puzzled smile on his face, the ax warrior dropped the big ax on his shoulder with a clang, creating a shallow crater, and then people fell down one after another.

When the four companions behind me saw this scene, they immediately fell silent. Under my flame-breathing gaze, they quickly put away the axes on the ground. Each of them dragged a thigh of the fallen warrior with one hand, and quickly left with four streaks of dust.

Their voices could be heard in the distance.

"I'm sorry~~~"

What a rocket exit.

I looked at the four streaks of smoke in confusion, then turned back and glanced at the two girls who were still giggling, a little fox with a bright smile, and a confused golden fur.

"It's strange. My disguise skills are obviously pretty good. Why was my identity immediately revealed without doing anything?"

I sighed helplessly, I was puzzled.

"Because your cloak is too conspicuous, idiot."

The little fox chuckled for a while, then told me the answer as if he was showing mercy.

"Nonsense, you know nothing. This is an improvement based on the popular style ten years ago."

I immediately glared because this was not only a doubt on my design concept, but also a doubt on little Vilas's craftsmanship.

"But......"

The little fox pursed her seductive red lips and smiled like a crescent moon with her big bright eyes.

"However, no matter how much you improve it, it is still the popular style ten years ago. You bad guy, don't you know that you have nicknames about your cloak from other adventurers?"

"What nickname? Could it be the man in the cloak? I know that."

"You really want to know?"

The little fox's beautiful smiling eyes revealed that it's best not to ask, I do it for your own good.

"Hmph, do you think I will be hit by this kind of thing? Just come here."

Pretending to be relaxed as he said this, I involuntarily stretched out my hands in a defensive posture.

"Okay, let me think..."

The little fox thought for a moment, then counted them one by one on his fingers.

"The cloak man, the outdated cloak man, the coquettish cloak man, the cloak uncle, the cloak elder, the ordinary cloak man, the evil cloak man, the cloak man who returned our singer Miss Vilas, let go of that angel."

Sarah’s cloaked man, the cloaked man who takes your dirty hands away from Linya’s chest…”

"..."

Which nickname should I complain about first? Especially the last three. If they contain explicit malice and desire, can they really be considered nicknames?

"You are so popular, our Elder Fan."

After saying a dozen words at a time, the little fox showed an extremely sinister and charming smile, and his two cute furry fox ears twitched, looking proud.

"Bonus, no prizes, our cocky-tailed fox, Miss Lucia."

I responded without a smile, and looked at the little fox, sparks flying out.

While bickering with the little fox, the big signboard of the Green Forest Bar soon appeared in our sights.

Pushing open the bar door, as the familiar sound of jingling bells rang, the elegant layout of the Green Forest Bar that has remained unchanged for thousands of years came into view.

Thanks to the two aces Fini and Oona, the Green Forest Bar has transformed from a small and famous bar in Adventureland to one of the most popular bars in the world.

There are still quite a lot of customers, especially those adventurous ones with loud voices, which has almost become an inherent feature of every bar.

Huh?

It's strange. Usually, every time a guest comes in, there should be a waiter to greet him. It is precisely because of maintaining such a polite tradition that the Green Forest Bar is favored by many mages and scholars. So you will be surprised to find that here...

You can see the rudest barbarian, being baptized by his spray, and there will also be a polite mage, nodding and smiling at you elegantly.

Has the Green Forest Bar changed its owner? The tough and tough owner of the alliance, Omas, even dared to scold him (although the damn Indian Asan really deserves to be scolded). The proprietress, who is like a charterer in Kung Fu, has sold the bar.

?

Looking inside with doubts, I finally discovered the reason.

Busy, very busy. Facing so many guests, the maids were running back and forth like super engines. They were so tired that they were sweating profusely. But there were still customers who were waiting impatiently, holding empty knives.

Fork is shouting loudly.

"Where's Feini? I want Feini~~"

As soon as the words fell, many Fini fans immediately echoed in unison: "Oh oh oh, Fini, Fini~~, I want Fini~~"

It's over, this group of people is over, and the world is about to end, so we might as well blow up everything here.

Somehow, seeing this scene, such a strong thought suddenly came to my mind.

"Isn't this Elder Fan?"

As soon as I entered the door, the noisy adventurers, like hungry wolves asking about the smell of food, all turned their green eyes towards me. When they saw the cloak I was wearing, they suddenly became excited.

"Elder Fan, where did you hide Feini? Hand it over quickly, otherwise we won't agree even if you are an alliance elder. Let's all agree."

An impatient guy immediately stood up and said loudly, and there was an immediate response.

"Why are you so sure that I hid Fini?" I asked with a dark look on my face as I looked at the adventurer who was thinking a lot.

"Because Elder Fan has a criminal record." Everyone responded firmly.
To be continued...