Chapter 712 Bar: Why can I get shot while lying down?!(3/3)
"Where, as the elder of the alliance, I have the obligation to publicize this kind of important matter." Kasha waved his hand with a solemn expression, as if he would rather me than anyone else.
"Really? That's it. I wonder if Elder Kasha is so good at calculating. Can he calculate what will happen later?"
"Well...as an alliance elder, I have the obligation to curb all illegal violence." Sweat began to form on the old drunkard's forehead.
"Yeah?"
After laughing a few times, I sat down on the wooden chair in front of the counter and tapped the countertop with my index finger.
"Elder Fan, please, please."
The owner of Roger's Bar jumped out from under the stage like a rabbit, holding a torch in his hand and handing it to me with a sad face.
That's right, if the old drunkard is the elder with the least prestige in front of the bar owner, then I am on the other extreme. Sister Sharna and I, who once burned down Rogge's Bar twice, are in the eyes of the bar owners in the entire camp.
, the level of terror has far exceeded that of Sister An.
"Oh, boss, what are you doing? It's like I came here to burn down your bar."
I smiled and narrowed my eyes, pushing the torch back.
"It's okay if it's not, it's okay if it's not." The boss grinned like a pardon.
"I am a kind elder of the alliance. How could I do such a thing? Just tell me."
"Yes, yes, Elder Fan is mighty, Elder Fan is wise, Elder Fan loves the people like his own children, and his figure is holier and taller than the angels. Every time, I feel like I am bathed in the spring breeze, bathed in the holy light, and reborn. Life is worse than death."
“That’s right, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
I laughed loudly and nodded along with the bar owner like chickens pecking at rice.
"I just came here today to have a few sips of wine."
"Elder Fan, you should just burn it."
As soon as I finished speaking, the boss, who was all fat and trembling, handed the torch to me again, showing an expression of resignation.
"Just kidding, I came here today for other reasons."
Seeing the desperate look on the bar owner's face, being as kind as I am, I really couldn't bear to continue teasing him. After coughing a few times, I took out a blank piece of parchment from the inventory, wrote something crookedly on it, and then picked it up.
Put the elder's seal on it.
"I am now officially announcing that starting from today, all bars in the camp are prohibited from providing alcohol to Elder Kasha for free, on credit, for sale, etc. Those who violate the order will be responsible for the consequences."
After saying the last four words, I bared my bright white teeth and shook my head towards the bar owner opposite, who was frightened and almost fainted.
There was a "pop" sound.
The bar owner, who was as big as a fat pig, slipped softly to the ground.
"Wait a minute, I don't accept it. What kind of ban is this? It's clearly you who are seeking revenge."
The old drunkard who was drunkenly sipping ale a moment ago jumped up and shouted angrily after his brain digested the contents of this prohibition.
"Sorry, this is a legal formality prohibition."
I proudly shook the fresh ban in my hand towards the old drunkard. The golden elder seal on it was shining brightly. The old drunkard seemed to be unable to bear the stimulation, so he wailed and covered his eyes with his arms.
"Of course, if you, as an elder, are dissatisfied, you can hand over this ban to Grandma Akara for review. I will never mind."
Looking at the old drunkard coldly, I looked at him confidently and with a condescending look.
It was all this guy, all this bastard, who sold and spread the news about my marriage to the Elf Queen without permission, which caused my two precious daughters to get the news so quickly, and then triggered yesterday's incident. This old woman who is afraid of the world being in chaos,
It is the source of all the turmoil in the camp. Let me eliminate the harm for the people today, ho ho!!
"Woo~~"
Kasha wailed a few times and lowered her head in frustration. She could 100% guarantee that if this ban was placed in front of Akara, Akara would not think about it for too long and would add a great elder seal to it with a smile.
The unrighteous have few helpers, which is what we are talking about today’s old drunkards.
"If this is the case, then I will also make a ban. For every barrel of wine made, one-tenth of the wine tax must be paid to this elder."
Gritting her teeth, the old drunkard rummaged through her inventory. After a while, she found her dusty elder badge and said fiercely.
"Elder Kasha, let me remind you, it seems that your duties are not in charge of this, and you have not tried your best to impose such a ban." I smiled and crossed my legs, watching the old drunkard struggling to his death.
Haha, it’s good to be a handyman elder. Although I have a lot to do, it also means that I am not restricted by my position and have the power to make decisions in all aspects.
"Woo~~"
The elder's badge held high by the old drunkard suddenly froze in mid-air.
"I'll fight you!!"
Anger arose in his heart and evil grew in his guts. The old drunkard roared angrily and pounced on him menacingly.
"Whoever is afraid of whom, take my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
"Hi-!!"
"Wow——!!"
"I...my bar..."
The bar owner, who was escaped like a dead pig by other well-meaning adventurers and fled the scope of this war of elders, saw the beautiful bar he had carefully built, with pieces broken to the east, a piece to the west, and another piece to the roof, and finally shaken.
Chapter completed!