Chapter 711-Chapter 712 Bar: Why can I be shot even while lying down?!

Never trust Loli to keep your secrets.

I don't know which senior in the original world once said this wise saying. I didn't realize it before, because little Sarah is a good baby. If you tell her not to say anything, she will never say it.

But I was wrong. Sarah is just a special case and does not represent the general public. Now I have tasted the consequences.

On the afternoon of the day I agreed with my two precious daughters, when I finally woke up from the paleness of my soul that had lasted for several hours, the sun had already set.

Dream?

I lay down on the big lazy chair, scratched the back of my head, looked at the sunset, and recalled the things that happened in the afternoon. I only felt that the memory was fuzzy. I licked my lips, and there seemed to be a trace of a girl's fragrance remaining on them.

, it seems to be just my own illusion.

It is indeed a dream!!

I touched my chest and let out a big sigh of relief. Even the heart of an adventurer could not withstand such a nightmare.

But having said that, according to the theory of some experts in the original world, the content of dreams may be a reflection of a person's heart and thoughts. From this point of view, I have indeed followed in the footsteps of that guy Carlos.

Is it right to control your daughter?

Um?

I always felt that just for a moment, there was a mysterious voice in my mind shouting loudly, "What do you mean [following in the footsteps of Carlos]? You are obviously a daughter-in-law, right?" Is this my imagination?

Or is it that my soul of complaining is instinctively complaining about myself?

Anyway, although it is a bit regretful, fortunately it was just a dream, otherwise I, a dignified elder of the alliance, would not be able to save the Qing Festival, let alone the Wan Festival. Considering my age, I would obviously not be able to save the Qing Festival.

Unfortunately, the end of one nightmare is often the beginning of another.

When I stood up, the little ghost who had been sleeping in darkness since last night, at least before I fell asleep in the afternoon, finally woke up.

Se Tianxiang's pretty face floated over with a smile. The first greeting made me feel like a newbie who had just reached the stage of Qi training and was struck by the first thunder from the sky.

I gave it a tender inside and charred outside.

"Good evening, beast father."

"..."

While I was stunned, two identical angelic faces poked out from behind the little ghost respectively. The pink cheeks were bright red, showing the girl's sweet and sour shyness like a green apple.

"Dad, we told Mama Vilas and the others about our agreement."

Boom! The second thunderbolt fell, knocking me to pieces.

The shy Sirus seemed to have not yet calmed down from her bold first kiss in the afternoon. She was blushing with shame, lowered her head, and kept playing with the lace ribbon sleeves of her Gothic princess dress.

After finishing speaking, he immediately retracted his red face behind the little ghost.

The twin sister Aikolu, who has a right ponytail and has a more generous personality, is blushing with shame at this time, her childish and beautiful face is blushing, and her big black round eyes are staring closely at her, like a newly married wife, standing there

I greeted my husband who came back from work at the entrance door, and asked him if he should eat first, take a shower first, or eat first... that's what, he asked with a shy face.

"Dad, from now on, is it better for Aikelu to call daddy, daddy, or daddy, dear?"

Rumble—! The third thunderstorm fell one after another, shaking my tiger body.

Before I could stop my shock, Vilas and the others came out of the tent one after another, and lined up in front of me like judges on the high court platform.

"Well... although this hobby is indeed a bit weird, Brother Wu will always be my Brother Wu, please don't mind."

Linya, who was as kind and gentle as the girl next door, gently covered her pretty red face and hesitated while avoiding my eyes.

"Boom--" The fourth thunderstorm fell, making me burst into tears.

"Although the intentions of Zaoxi Lusi and Aikelu have been known for a long time, and they have expected such a day, but I didn't expect that the adults would act so quickly."

Vilas sighed softly, and her still gentle gaze pierced my heart like two cationic cannons.

"Rumble--" The fifth thunderstorm fell, splitting my chrysanthemums into bloom.

"Anyway, even if we add Xi Lusi and Aikelu, I'm still at the bottom, wuwu~~"

Sarah didn't know why, but she felt very depressed from the moment she first appeared. At this time, she was occupying the corner of the tent, her petite and exquisite body huddled there, covering her breasts with only a faint bulging curve, and murmuring sadly to herself.

"..."

I was speechless as I was preparing to accept the sixth thunder tribulation.

"Shuashuashua——!"

Princess Sanwu wrote the book with emotionless expressions.

"Shuashuashua——!"

Princess Sanwu continued to write the book expressionlessly.

Forget it, let’s ignore this little one for now——

That’s weird, you bastard!!

I lifted up the coffee table in my heart angrily, roared and rushed towards Princess Sanwu, snatched the notes from her hand, and took a look.

Sure enough, set during the famine period, the father of Lu Chi, who looks ordinary and sings extremely poorly, and his smart and lovely twin daughters live in a dilapidated wooden house, guarding an abandoned field, wearing patched commoners, and the three of them depend on each other.

, living a poor but quite warm life.

In the end, the story of love and passion sparks in a narrow wooden house with only room for one bed.

"..."

Without the last setting, there is no doubt that this is a very heart-warming and inspirational story. Of course, this kind of divine twist was also expected by me. Wanting Princess Sanwu to write a normal story is simply more difficult than letting Princess Sanwu write a normal story.

It’s even harder for Blizzard to avoid ticket delays.

"come over."

I hooked my finger at this h princess, and she immediately came up to me.

I knead, I knead, knead—

Without any mercy, I put my big hands on the soft bun hat that was too big on her head and kept rubbing it. The little princess kept raising her hands high and tidying up the hat that I had messed up.

Quite a comedic scene.

"Do you know where you went wrong?"

After teaching this little princess a lesson, I crossed my arms, grabbed the notebook, placed it in front of Princess Sanwu, and asked condescendingly.

"Master, I was wrong."

Princess Sanwu still worked hard to raise her hands high, struggling to adjust the overly huge bun hat she was holding, while replying woodenly like a puppet.

"Idiot, I'm asking you where you went wrong!!"

At this time, I was finally able to show off my master's authority and retaliate for being kicked three times by her princess yesterday because I "accidentally" knocked over her newly developed dish.

Princess Sanwu silently took the note, wrote on it with the quill again, and soon handed the note to me again.

"Set in the famine period, he has an ordinary appearance and has the ability of a singer, but because of a vicissitudes of the past that is still praised by the world and is known as "Saved the Dark Continent with singing", he has always hidden his strength.

and identity, a road-crazy father who is willing to be an unknown farmer, and smart and lovely twin daughters..."

I:"……"

Moissa: "..."

"It's good to write, just write like this."

After a moment of silence, I patted the little princess's head with praise and tenderness, and gave her a thumbs up as she expressed comfort.

The next moment, four sharp eyes pierced through me like sharp knives, which made me, who had already been filled with the word "god of song" in my brain, feel like I was enlightened, and slapped the notes in my hand to the ground.

"Hoho, don't think that writing like this can get rid of your mistakes. If you think you can use this childish technique to fool me, you are totally wrong!!"

You were fooled. At that moment, you were already fooled!

Everyone present complained in unison in their hearts.

"Idiot master, go to hell."

Princess Sanwu picked up the notes from the ground, pointed at me angrily, and after speaking in a calm and indifferent tone, she turned around holding the notes and ran in tears. She didn't run a few steps before she was grabbed by my clothes.

The collar was pulled back.

"Before you go back, hand over your notes to me."

In any case, the expressions of this princess with three attributes, such as "angry" and "tears", are too fake, so fake that others can see through her intentions at a glance.

As a result, Princess H, who was discovered, was dragged back by me without expression, took back the note, and then gave me a princess kick on my calf without expression.

"Ouch——!!"

In the night sky of Rogge's camp, violent screams slowly echoed.

All in all, in the end, I finally got rid of a few jealous little wives. Of course, when I say jealous, I don’t mean that they are jealous of Xilusi and Aikelu.

This farce is just to vent the fact that the Elf Queen and I are about to get married.

This is a political marriage, and everyone knows this. Just because they know it, they cannot willfully vent their slightly sour feelings about it.
To be continued...