Chapter 686: Interview with an otaku and a rotten girl

As an otaku, a former professional otaku, there are many things that cannot be avoided.

For example, you may be attracted by the headline, but when you click on it, you will be blinded immediately.

For example, as a professional pause party, for the sake of welfare, I concentrated on the pause and play button. As a result, the screen flashed and I subconsciously clicked pause. The screen was fixed on a picture composed of muscles and chest hair, and the dog's eyes suffered again.

Another example is that in a dispute, I was ravaged by a rotten girl, and I had to hold on to the idea that if I don’t enter the tiger’s den, I will catch the tiger’s cubs. In order to understand the enemy deeply so that I can defeat him next time, I forced myself to bear the sight of a blind dog.

Something something something.

Of course, there are also rarer species than giant pandas. As a non-biological major, I lack research on such rare animals, so it is inconvenient to discuss them.

In short, more or less, no matter whether you are willing or not, you will come into contact with some rotten things, and if you go out to hang out in the world, how can you not get stabbed?

But I didn't expect that the blind dog-eye memory that only occupied one hundred thousandth of one of my brain cells and had been almost forgotten would come in handy at such a time.

From another perspective, this is also a great tragedy in life. As a senior otaku, why did the content of my first missionary in the Dark Continent turn out to be rotten things, you bastard?!

It's like Bumpman traveled to another planet and became a monster there, just like Blizzard stopped skipping tickets and started running away instead. It's so fucking nonsense!!!

When the three of them put down the dying Hans and turned around, they were face to face with me, who was walking back unsteadily.

"Hey, brother Alsace, are you safe?"

Ricken asked with a strong tone of doubt, a pair of eyes full of thirst for knowledge.

Forget it, I'm too lazy to complain about his intention of the word "even".

Looking here, Ricken turned his gaze to the other side and found that Hannah seemed to have been hit hard. She was kneeling on her knees, supporting her upper body with both hands, and her dazzling long fiery red hair fell down to cover her body.

her face.

My eyes returned to the Alsatian brother in front of me. The mental blow he received seemed to be more severe. His entire figure turned pale, just like a pencil sketch, with only a faint black line outlining a rough humanoid outline.

General.

Although I don’t quite understand what’s going on, this situation should be a lose-lose situation no matter how you look at it, but Brother Alsace is really amazing. Although he ended up like this, he still managed to stop the rampaging Hannah.

, this is something that even Hans, who grew up with Hannah, cannot do.

If he could do it, he wouldn't have had to jump into the glacier and turn into a lump of ice.

"Brother Alsace, are you okay?"

I saw the other party sitting silently beside the campfire, shaking his neck like a dead man, not even noticing that his thumb was inserted into the scarlet charcoal fire.

"No...it's okay, it's just...I just lost some of the most important things as a human being."

With a lifeless sentence that seemed to be spat out from the mouth of a ghost, the last trace of soul in the other party's body seemed to follow these words and flow out of his mouth.

This...isn't this okay? Cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the three of them.

"Brother Alsace, be strong."

After holding back for a long time, the kind-hearted Paladin Baal finally said a word of comfort that didn't look like comfort.

"Well, that's right. Let's just let this world be destroyed."

Three people: "..."

"It's over. Brother Alsace seems to be dying."

After a moment of silence, the three of them quietly hid aside and started whispering to each other.

"Would you like to go over and beat him awake?"

After a hearty group fight with Hans, Kira seemed to have something awakened in her soul. At this moment, she licked her tongue, geared up, and suggested something eager to try.

"Be careful if he lets his dog bite you." Ricken rolled his eyes at the other party.

Thinking of Xiao Er's heroic appearance on the battlefield, and then imagining herself surrounded by four such ghost wolves with grinning teeth, Kira shuddered, smiled, and the soul that had just been awakened and ignited was quickly extinguished.

.

"Just get him drunk and let's get it over with. There should be no problem when he wakes up tomorrow."

Paladin Baal, who was not very bright in his mind, came up with a very practical although not very creative method, which immediately won the unanimous approval of the other two people.

"Um, brother Alsace..."

After they had discussed it, they returned to the campfire. Just as they were about to talk, they found that Hannah in the distance had stood up at some unknown time, with her beautiful long hair, and walked straight towards this side with firm steps.

The trio who were about to speak closed their mouths involuntarily, their eyes constantly wandering between the two people. In their eyes, another storm was brewing.

"Crack!"

In their stunned eyes, Hannah came to the other party, knelt down respectfully, put her palms on the ground, put her forehead on the back of her palms, and bowed in a big salute.

"Old...Old Fourth!!"

"..."

Three pairs of mouths opened as wide as possible in an instant.

Fourth child?!

This... what kind of divine unfolding is this? Could it be that Alsace is Hannah's long-lost brother? If that's the case, then the scene just now makes sense.

The three of them arbitrarily completed the story in their minds about the man named Alsace in front of them. He was separated from his parents when he was young and lived a miserable life of being homeless, begging for a living, and even having to compete with wild dogs for food. However,

This poor boy did not give up hope, and eventually through his own efforts, he became a powerful adventurer that everyone admired, and lived an inspiring life reunited with his family.

"I'm so touched. I didn't expect that brother Alsace had such an unknown and tragic past."

Even Paladin Baal, who had a low tear point, wiped away his tears without permission after finishing it in his mind.

Hey, you bastards, don’t tamper with my past in your mind without permission!!

And you, yes, it’s you, the rotten girl who has severely damaged my precious otaku self-esteem. Who is your fourth child? In fact, you want to say it is the teacher, even though I know you rarely say a word a year.

This may lead to problems with pronunciation, but I will not agree if it causes misunderstanding by others!!

I barely managed to cheer myself up, and immediately gave the other party a merciless rant, then patted my knees, ready to get up.

What a nightmare day. Forget it, go back to bed early and wait until tomorrow to think about how to hypnotize yourself so that you can completely, completely and fundamentally forget what happened today.

"Old...teacher!"

When I was about to get up, Hannah, who was lying on the ground, screamed again. Although she stuttered a bit, she finally corrected her pronunciation.

Who? Who is your teacher?! Holy shit, you’re still pulling your pants?

Seeing a hand that was on the ground stretched out at lightning speed, and gently but firmly pinched my trousers with his thumb and index finger, I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"Old...teacher, please accept the lesson, hahahaha..."

You must have bitten your tongue just now. This guy couldn't even say five words in a sentence, so he bit his own tongue!!

Beside the campfire, four people, including me, looked at Hannah who secretly stuck out her tongue in pain, and suddenly fell into a powerful speechless state.

Look, this is what happens if you rarely say a word in a year. Good boy, don’t imitate because you think you are queer, otherwise you will be the unlucky one in the end.

"What...what exactly do you want to say?"

Although I can roughly guess what Hannah just said, I don't want to admit it, so I can only ask here.

"Please...please accept Xuehei haaaah~~aaaah~~"

Bite again! This guy bit his tongue again!! He bites the same sentence a second time in the same place. How strong is his natural strength?!!!

If I had a complaining folding fan in my hand at this moment, I would definitely slap it hard on the other person's head without hesitation.

"Slow... take your time, no need to rush."

Seeing that the other person was sticking out his tongue in pain and showing a regretful expression, with urgent tears even flashing in his eyes, looking like a weak and aggrieved girl, I had no choice but to comfort him with a dumbfounding cry.

Taking a deep breath, it seemed that he finally calmed down this time.

"teacher!"

Oh, the standards are clear, pretty good.

"Please accept Xueheihahaha..."

I:"……"

Ricken: "..."

Kira: "..."

Barr: "..."

The girl who bit her tongue for the third time, under the speechless gazes of everyone, ran back to her tent in tears of self-abasement.

"Brother Alsace, am I sick? Why did I suddenly feel that the way Hannah looked just now... was very cute?"

Ricken was stunned for a while before muttering to himself.

The other two people nodded.

"Congratulations on your love."

I congratulated the other party expressionlessly.
To be continued...