Chapter 439: Artifact? Two artifacts!!

When I saw this colorful light again, I almost forgot to breathe. It was unmistakable. It was the same scene as when Tarasha's protective lacquer armor appeared at that time, that surging power, that overwhelming power.

Momentum is a scene that can only be seen when the artifact appears.

But, what exactly is the "destined person" that Tualatin said? According to the current situation, as long as this switch is pressed, the box will open and the artifact will appear. So, what is the determination of "destined"?

What kind of method and what kind of standard?

Maybe, if you are not a destined person, if you press it, there will be no reaction, or maybe a scary face will pop out of the stone box. After all, it is the craft of a master of artifacts, and the mechanism is beyond the imagination of a mere mortal like me.

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The doubts in my heart for a moment were soon filled with great joy and curiosity. Now, the only thing I hope is that the level requirement of this artifact is not too high, otherwise it will only be like Tarasha's protective lacquer armor.

Just like the bug sword, it was kept in cold storage in the palace, and I was disappointed to see it.

With excitement, joy, and even the mentality of pilgrimage, I walked towards the stone box step by step. I felt that every step was so heavy, as if hanging a huge boulder, leaving clear footprints on the hard stone.

Breathing gradually became heavy and messy.

Stopping in front of the stone box, I stared at the magical artifact that lay there quietly through the seven-colored light. I don't know how many years have passed, and I don't know how many adventurers shed tears and blood.

After wiping my hands over and over again on clean clothes, I finally reached into the stone box with trembling hands, held the mysterious artifact emitting dazzling light in my palms, and slowly took it out.

As soon as I left the stone box, the colorful light of the artifact suddenly dimmed a lot, but the light became softer and rounder, which made me think of one word: the ceremony of recognizing the master.

Damn, that’s a bit too exaggerated. I giggled dumbly, I couldn’t help it, this is the aura of the protagonist in the legend that stands above the character.

Thanks to the dimming of the light, I finally saw the shape of the artifact clearly. Haha, it was indeed the same shape as what appeared in my mind, a square shape that was a bit like a trapezoid.

This is the victory of man’s seventh sense!

However, this shape looks a bit familiar. It is narrow and wide at the top, and widens from top to bottom. It has a slightly trapezoidal structure, and there is a ^ cross in the middle below, which looks like...

It's definitely not a weapon. What kind of equipment is it? Where does it go? What is its function?

Looking at the shape of the artifact, an item that I really don't want to associate with it, involuntarily emerged in my mind, and I quickly shook my head. This delusional thought disappeared.

By the way, maybe it's a belt. Although it's a bit longer, wider, and bigger, it's a sacred weapon. It should have the characteristics of a sacred weapon. If you wear it like this, wouldn't it look a bit like the Monkey King in Journey to the West?

Does the leather skirt smell like it? It looks pretty good too.

The words "people should not be judged by their appearance" flashed in my mind. I kept guessing the purpose and location of this artifact, and suddenly I slapped myself on the head.

Really, my brain was stunned by the artifact. Wouldn’t it be obvious just by looking at its attributes?

I took a closer look, and the powerful attributes of the artifact were finally revealed in my eyes.

Underwear worn by God (artifact)

Defense:-1

Level requirement: -1

Strength point requirement: -1

Agility point requirement: -1

Attributes: Underwear worn by God, worn for a long time, has certain aphrodisiac effect.

Explanation: Because these are worn underwear, there are yellow things stuck on them.

Attached skill - Beauty Attack: Lift your skirt within 0.01 seconds (must wear a black lace miniskirt). Reveal your underwear to the opponent, which can shock the opponent with a certain chance and put you into a frozen state where you can't attack.

Additional skill - Tualatin's Taunt: You were taunted by the great dwarf prince Tualatin.

"..."

"…………"

"………………"

Yeah, yeah, this must be because I'm dazzled, or it's just a disguised appearance of the artifact. Only by being truly recognized by it can it show its true appearance.

I fiddled with this "underpants-like" artifact, even biting my finger and dripping a drop of blood, but there was still no response. Moreover, there were a few yellow lumps on it, which were emitting residues from the digestive system of organic organisms and passing through them.

The subtle smell of substances excreted by the excretory organs.

Raise your head and take a deep breath, raise your middle finger to the sky, one, two, three, the rant begins!

"Why are these underwear worn by 'God', you bastard!!!"

Hmm? It doesn’t feel right. Subtlety seems to miss the point. Let’s do it again, take a deep breath...

"Why are these 'worn' underwear, you bastard!!"

No, it still feels like a fist is empty. I take another deep breath...

"Why 'underwear' you bastard!!!!!!!!!!"

bingo, that’s what it feels like!

"Moreover, what's going on with this defense and demand? What's going on with these incidental attributes? Is God already old and weak? Is he already 'defunct'? What's going on with that yellow and sticky stuff on top?

God is too lazy to wash? Or are you talking about disposable underwear? God uses artifact-level disposable underwear? It’s too luxurious, it’s too luxurious, you bastard.”

Take one last deep breath...

"What is the skill of beauty attack? Why are there restrictions on wearing miniskirts even though they are men's underwear? There are also super specific restrictions on color and style!! I'm afraid this skill consumes not mana, but a man's dignity. Start preparing to use it.

By that time, the dignity value had plummeted to negative numbers!

The last additional skill made me seem to see Tualatin's old face on his underwear. The yellow spots turned into his bared yellow teeth, and he was grinning evilly, as if his evil plan had succeeded.

appearance.

The anger value suddenly exceeded the maximum, and he went crazy.

"Picture of Malagby! La! Din! You are a guy who gave birth to a son without an asshole. Curse your son to be called Cy Young, curse your grandson to be called Pentium, curse your great-grandson to be called Core, curse your whole family to be named Cherry!"

!”

Ho ho ho—!!

In the center of the altar, I saw someone going crazy, dancing around with a crystal sword, hacking and slashing, and kicking the stone box away...

"yawn!!!"

In the Skinning Forest of Kurast, the little fox team that had just killed a small group of smokers and the paladin Maragobi who was cleaning up the battlefield suddenly sneezed loudly.

"What's wrong?"

The beautiful eyes like water flowed around, and the little fox looked over with a confused voice. Could the paladin also catch a cold? This is a strange thing.

"It's nothing, I always feel like someone is talking about me somewhere..."

Malagubi rubbed his nose desperately, and countless question marks seemed to float on his tilted head.

After being frantic for a while, I stopped panting and looked at the fresh sword marks scratched all over the altar by my own crystal sword, as well as the mottled old weapon marks.

When I first saw the altar, I thought these old traces were the traces of the previous adventure teams fighting here for the artifact. I even made up a picture in my mind of the bloody fight for the artifact, and even the suspicion of each other.

, the tragic scene of cannibalism and the faint traces seem to tell the vicissitudes of history and the greed of human nature.

However, I was wrong. These weapon traces have no sad history at all, nor are they of any value as a lesson. They are clearly left by adventurers who, like me, went crazy after being fooled.

Traces of catharsis.

Damn Tualatin, damn it.

etc!!

In other words, many adventurers have been deceived before? The problem is, only bastards with extremely bad personalities would create these super fake and inferior artifacts. Who actually put them there?

I suddenly remembered the box Tualatin gave me before he left, and what he told me.

"You must wait until you reach your destination and find the artifact, or you really haven't found it before you can open it. Otherwise, it will be regarded as a failed test."

So that’s it, I seem to understand what’s going on?

I suddenly took out the delicate little wooden box and put it on the ground. When I opened it, I saw that as expected, a burst of colorful light came out from the inside of the box and through the cracks in the opened wooden box, illuminating the entire altar again.

Hua Liang.

Inside the wooden box, lying quietly is an "artifact" shaped like a bull's horn!

Doug's slobber (artifact)

Attack:-1-0

Level requirement: -1

Strength requirement: -1

Agile requirements:-1

Attributes: +99 Bragging Skill Level

Explanation: The soul of Doug is attached to it. If you carry this object, bragging will be like a divine aid. You can't kill people with your voice, and you can spray them to death with your saliva.

Additional skill - Impressive voice: It can amplify the holder's voice ten times, with a certain chance of distorting the truth. The effect is related to the holder's basic voice.

Additional skill - gushing saliva: When the holder is at a loss for words, he can spit out animated saliva to drive away the enemy.
To be continued...