The fourth thousand and ninety-six chapters are forced(1/2)
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"Mr. Wu, are you hiding something from me?"
Maybe after I came back, because of Aika's visit to Yin, I felt a little bit harmful to Aelia. When I looked at her expression, there was something wrong, with such a trace of guilt, that the keen little mermaid immediately noticed it.
So the only disadvantage of living under the same roof is that there is no secret. If you persecute others, you will be discovered immediately.
"Hiding it from you? Then we have to see what you are talking about. It is normal for a grown man to have some big secrets."
I pretended to be confused, who didn't have some secrets, right? For example, just now, I secretly farted on the sofa, and I didn't plan to tell anyone, not even Willas.
Let's take you for example. Don't you, Elijah, have some secrets? Your measurements have been hidden from me for more than ten years... By the way, how old is Elijah in this fantasy world?
Forget it, now that the script has entered the final stage, it seems a bit too late to worry about this. It is rare to be confused.
In short, thinking of these, I suddenly changed my guilty conscience and became confident.
You don't even tell me your measurements or your little secrets, so you just want to be a free hand. Let me tell you that I'm trying to persecute you, my big secret?
White!Day!Dream!
"As for things about me, Mr. Wu's eyes lately... feel a little off." Elijah was suspicious.
"Oh, well, I think it may be the development of secondary sexual characteristics. I finally realized that you are a peerless beauty, Aelia. The eyes of the young boy Muai are full of desire. It's normal. Just get used to it."
"Oh, um, ha..."
Even though she is a little mermaid, she was deceived for a while and showed a happy and shy expression. This Mr. Wu, finally noticed my invincible appearance with great difficulty? Even Sarah is a little behind me. I am not bragging, no.
It is a fact that everyone admits.
But I was just happy for a moment, and immediately realized, you are already thirty years old on your ID card, your daughter is almost half a dozen years old, and you still have secondary sexual characteristics developed, are you a thousand-year-old turtle?
You are still a young man, Mu Ai, are you worthy of a young man? I have been wandering in front of you for so long, and you are only now in love and in heat? How many times can your reflexes go around the universe?
Perhaps it was the home-like atmosphere here that made Elia very relaxed. She no longer put on the fake face of a young lady, and became real and vivid, without any concealment. Her face changed from vague, to happy, to doubtful.
In the end, she was angry and angry, and to be honest, she was a bit weirdly cute. This is not counting the beauty bonus. If it were included, she would be the cutest person in the world.
I saw her take a deep breath, first eat the lipstick heart dragon fruit to calm down her shock, and then stare at me.
"Mr. Wu, look at our relationship, we both moved in together, right?"
The fact is this fact, and it is not wrong, but I always feel that you are deliberately beautifying it. Please correct me. It is not our relationship, but because of my daughter, you moved in together.
"It's already this relationship..." Aelia gritted her teeth. Between her red lips and white teeth, you could vaguely see scattered dragon fruit black seeds. Even so, she was super cute, and her angry expression was even cuter.
OK, I decided to try to be more energetic as the little mermaid after returning to reality.
"Can we be less clichéd and more honest between us?"
"Well..."
I couldn't bear the fact that Elijah said this. It was time to reveal to her a long-planned and ulterior secret about her.
"Actually...ahem, there is something I really want to know about with you, Ariya, but it's a bit hard to talk about..."
"So that's it. No wonder he was looking at me evasively early in the morning. Just ask me what the big deal is. If you feel embarrassed, we can talk in private."
Elijah patted his standard-level chest, had a sweet smile like a male surgeon, and spoke in a half-common and half-square tone, which could make people feel a warm feeling for the country and open their hearts.
"Then I'll say it."
"You say, you say, no matter how funny it is, I will endure it."
"That's it... that... actually means..." I glanced at the pitaya peels on the table, hesitating and stammering for a while before making up my mind.
"It's just that these days...when you go to the toilet...what color do you poop?"
The back of Elijah leaving angrily, as well as the fruit peels all over my body, silently conveyed the final win-lose outcome of this conversation.
"I almost called the police just now."
The little fox held her cell phone and said that she seemed to be acting as an observer, an enthusiastic audience, always lurking in the living room, silently listening and observing everything, but she would also insert scripts and suddenly speak out when she was not prepared.
"Speaking of it." I peeled off the fruit peels on my body as if nothing had happened, not in a hurry to change clothes.
"It seems like Tamoya hasn't come over to play in a few days."
"Mr. Wu, please pay attention to what you say. You are not here to play, you are here to play with me. Don't make it sound like you and Tamoya are very familiar with each other." In view of Elijah's frustration just now, the little fox paid special attention to the choice of words and sentences.
But soon, she realized that it was inappropriate to say that, so she corrected her: "No, I'm not here to play. Tamoya only comes here because she has something important to do. She is a serious person and a workaholic."
"How can a workaholic be considered a serious person?" I curled my lips: "So, what is the important thing?"
"Important things about second-class merit."
Good guy, what on earth have I done that is so outrageous that I deserve a second-class merit?
"That is to say, the reason why Tamoya doesn't come now is because he thinks that there is no doubt about me, and there is no motive for committing a crime. I am a decent, ordinary good man with eight-pack abs?"
"You're so thoughtful, it's because Ta Moya has been too busy recently and can't spare any time. Just like you, if I just record a piece of music, you can go in and squat for a while!"
No, what you said is a bit excessive. I don’t commit crimes every day!
Thinking of my last encounter with Lao Ma, I knew that what the little fox said was basically true. The revival of spiritual energy created a transcendent, and also brought a lot of chaos. Tamoya was so busy that he had no time to pay attention to me, a harmless person.
Small bourgeoisie.
I really wanted to see the temptation of Emperor Wu's sassy uniform again. I sighed and looked up to see the little fox's vigilant and sneering look.
"I've already recorded it, you can explain it to Tamoya yourself," she said.
No, it’s just that you can hear my voice. I’m almost used to it, and now I’ve evolved to the point where I can record it?
Do you still talk about science and reason?
"Actually, I've been worried about something recently."
"Wow, a sudden life consultation!" The little fox trembled, with disgust on his face, but he involuntarily moved a little closer, and suddenly his ears seemed to have the outline of fox ears, standing high.
"Actually, this is the case. Since I woke up this morning, I have been thinking about it and thinking very hard."
"I can see that Mr. Wu, you are more absent-minded than usual, so what are you thinking about? Finally, you can't help your lust and want to do something to the girl? Let me guess, is it Sarah? Or Aelia? No way.
Maybe the beast is like Kajier. In terms of success rate, I personally suggest you choose your sister-in-law. If you get the victim's understanding, the sentence will be lighter."
I took a deep look at the little fox, my eyes circling around her looming fox ears and tail. Then she belatedly covered her buttocks, tightened her skirt, and protected her head.
"No, no, no...it can't be, it can't be, it can't be me! Mr. Wu, you really have a wide range of knowledge, and you are not afraid of meat and vegetables!"
"No, what you said is that you think you are unattractive?"
"I have it, why don't I have it? If there are so many people who like me, they can line up from the front door to the back door!" When it comes to the issue of female dignity, the little fox immediately rose up.
I, Lucia, am naturally charming and can make men all over the street swoon with just one look. How dare you say that I am not attractive?
Although it's a bit inappropriate to desert at this time, I couldn't help but wonder.
I know the charm of the little fox, but because I know it, I find it strange. They line up from the front door to the back door... How big is your house?
Could it be that the entire African savanna is your home?
"Hi, it's just because I've been with Sarah, Elijah, Lena, Tia, Silos Ekolu, Jeluka, Kajeel, Veras, Linalena, etc. recently.
After staying for a long time, I got used to seeing everyone so outstanding, and before I knew it, I felt very ordinary."
The little fox caressed her cheek in self-pity, her voice full of resentment. After all, this family owed her too much. Everyone was a perpetrator, and no one could be vindicated or escape.
Except for Mr. Wu in ⑨.
I didn’t know that the little fox was complaining about myself in my heart, so I nodded in agreement. It’s normal. It’s normal. I’m the same. I’ve been forced to improve my aesthetics too much. That’s why I’m most annoyed when I see idol programs on TV that don’t even have my wife’s hair.
You have beautiful toes, but you are so ugly and you dare to act like a monster!
"Mr. Wu, I almost got fooled again by your only trick of changing the subject. Hurry up and get down to business."
No, what do you mean by deliberately emphasizing "only good at"?
"I think we can continue to talk about this topic. Are you so confident that I won't like you?"
"Ha, isn't this nonsense? I have long noticed that you are infatuated with me." The little fox twitched its ears and tail, showing off the posture of a natural beauty.
Although this is true in fact, it is a bit irritating to show off deliberately.
"So why are you not worried at all if I can't choose you?" I asked.
The little fox took out his glasses, put a drop on me, then dipped his fingertips in water and wrote the word "6" on the table.
The topic is over, silence is better than sound at this time.
"Let's go back to the topic and talk about sentencing... No, let's talk about what worries you today."
Everything was back on track. I looked sad and intertwined my fingers together, twisting them together.
"It's like this. Recently, I plan to persecute a few beautiful girls first..."
"Wait a minute, I'll start a recording." The little fox interrupted calmly, picked up his phone, and quickly created a folder of Mr. Wu's confessional interview quotes before he surrendered. After thinking about it for a while, he felt it was inappropriate.
It was also changed to "Quotations of a man trapped by a beast's prehistoric crime warning".
Just wait until the content is filled in and send it to Tamoya immediately, and then the alarm bell will sound, shattering this man's sinful life.
To be continued...