Chapter 4056: Green Forest Bar in Fantasyland(1/2)
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"The store is a bit small, is that really okay? Isn't that something strange?"
It was my first time here, and I had questions when I saw the inconspicuous entrance and inconspicuous signboard of Green Forest Bar.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Wu, anyone who comes here for the first time will have such questions, but as long as you have been there once, you will know why."
"Why is that?" I hesitated.
"Because the business is so good, there is no need for a striking facade to attract more new customers."
"It's best that way."
I am not convinced, but I am convinced in my heart. The three signature maid combinations, apart from their other abilities, are truly unrivaled in the bar industry.
"Wait a minute." The sneaky Gott seemed to have discovered something. The cat showed a small part of its face towards the door of the bar at the corner, and made a pause gesture to me and us behind it.
"It's your sister-in-law, my wife, Lina."
"No way, it's so dark, can you really see clearly?"
"You can't be wrong. Lina and I have been married for many years. Even without looking, we can tell she is nearby just by smelling her."
"So awesome?" I was shocked. This nose made me, a Dru Yin, feel ashamed.
"Gorillas are like this, they have a very sensitive sense of smell, otherwise they wouldn't be able to find ants to eat." The other brothers said they understood.
"Don't talk nonsense." Gott turned around and glared at us, saying.
"Only chimpanzees eat ants, not gorillas."
No, is this what you want to refute?
Where did you get this knowledge about orangutans?
"In short, although I can't determine the specific location, I can feel that Lina is monitoring near the door. She has been a police officer for many years and has rich experience in guarding prisoners."
"Then what should we do? It looks like we can't go to this bar."
"Humph." At this time, Lar took a step forward proudly.
"Let's go, let's go, let's meet another day." Everyone started to disperse.
"You guys have to listen to what I have to say, you bastards. We agreed that we must go today. Where are your determination?!" Lal, who was ignored and ignored, quickly grabbed us and jumped in anger.
"Didn't you finish humming this all?"
"Boss, if you keep showing off, we will really break up."
"Okay, okay, I said, actually I know the back door of the bar's kitchen. This is a treatment that only super regular customers can get."
"By the way, how many times have you been there?"
"Hmph, it's hard to count. I've been coming here to sit here whenever I get the chance."
"You haven't done anything sorry for Sister-in-law Lisa, right?" I looked up and down at Lal. In different worlds, maybe the Uncle Lal I was familiar with has changed.
"Who do you think I am, you bastard? Besides, the Green Forest Bar is a serious place. It's super clean. Not to mention those messy things. Even noise is not allowed. It can be said to be a gathering place for gentlemen."
Thinking of the fanatical Fini fans, I nodded, that was indeed a gentleman and there was nothing wrong with him.
Under the leadership of Lal, we bypassed the main entrance of the Green Forest Bar and went into a hidden narrow passage that could only accommodate one person. Big muscular men like the Savage Brothers could only walk sideways.
After passing through several maze-like forks, Lal finally stopped at a back door. Like a thief, he looked around for a few times. After confirming that no one was there, he suddenly turned around and took a deep look at us.
"Is there a mole among you?"
"How could it be? Don't you still know what kind of person I am?" Doug answered loudest.
I also straightened my collar, and said with an awe-inspiring expression, "Brother Lal, if you still say such things now, isn't it a bit too hurtful to the feelings of brothers?"
"That's right, Brother Lal, why are you talking about this inexplicably? We are all good brothers with the same heart. How can there be a mole in the same heart?" The Gorilla had an innocent and honest face, and its eyes shone with the pure light unique to wild animals.
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"I hope so." Lal's eyes lingered on the barbarian brothers for the longest time. It was precisely because the brothers had known each other for many years that he felt that if there was a mole, it would most likely be the two brothers.
They have done this kind of thing like betraying their eldest brother once or twice. For the eldest brother, they can go out of their way to help him. There is nothing to say about brotherly loyalty, but if it is the sister-in-law who speaks, they can also hold the eldest brother down and help him out.
Knife.
As for Brother Gott, he doesn’t have such an IQ. Ignore it. Brother Wu’s words... He looks like he is inexperienced in the world. On the surface, he has little interest in the Green Forest Bar. In fact, he is probably a big bored. I’m afraid he has been looking forward to it for a long time.
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Although you can ride on Sarah-Lisa's secret line and act as a mole, it's not necessary.
Thinking of this, Lal reached into the crack of the door and rang the doorbell hidden in a hidden place. After a while, the sound of a loudspeaker and electric current came from inside. He knew that the time had come to answer the code.
He coughed twice, hesitated a little, and finally gritted his teeth and pinched his nose.
"miraruku, kiraruku, gyogyogyogyo..., I like fish the most."
With a clang, the iron door that looked like an electronic lock opened a crack. Lal suppressed his red face. Under our strange gazes, he moved his hand angrily and opened the door first.
"You have made a profit today, but you are treated like a regular customer, so why don't you come in quickly?"
Under the leadership of the bartender, the five people filed through the kitchen, then bypassed a wine cellar, exited through an inconspicuous employee-only door, and stepped into the bar. The atmosphere was suddenly different.
As Lal said, this place does not have noisy electronic music, weird neon lights, neither enthusiasm nor coldness, nor ambiguity nor alienation. The music with just the right atmosphere is like the whisper of a shepherd girl, soothing.
For every heart that steps here.
Although the store is not large, the layout is not compromised at all. Although there are no private rooms, the distance is carefully calculated, and the dim and warm light is appropriate, it is appropriate for each table to maintain a low voice between the tables without being spied on or disturbed by neighboring tables.
atmosphere of privacy.
As soon as you enter, you can feel the difference in style between this place and other bars. If you take into account the various types of wine bottles piled up on the walls and the bar counter that takes up a full quarter of the bar, it will be a shock.
The feeling is even more extraordinary.
Stylish! Professional enough!
If these are all hardware facilities that others want to imitate, as long as they work hard and spend money, they can learn 70% or 80% of them, then there must be something unique that others cannot imitate, which makes Green Forest Bar so famous.
That is the software facility here, the trio of maids as the bar's signature.
No, as soon as we came in, we already heard the familiar Mew Monster leader. She was still wearing a fluttering ribbon maid uniform. She was gorgeous and beautiful, delicate and cute. She was almost the same as Fini in reality, with a smile on her face.
, both happy and angry, came towards us, and that familiar figure made me suddenly feel like I had returned to the familiar dark continent.
This sense of ambiguity has also been transmitted to the rest of the people. Unlike me, they are completely attracted by Fini's temperament and beauty. Some Fini fans once discussed why Fini is so loved by everyone, almost more than half of them
of people chose the same answer.
The first time I turned around and saw her, I seemed to see the shy and smiling first love under the green tree.
The perfect first sight, coupled with the transvestite's unique male analytical power, this is Fini's greatest charm.
"Meow, Mr. Lar, let go of your beautiful and lovely wife and daughter at home. Thank you for letting me, meow. And Mr. Gott, please spend more time with your wife. I don't want to be inspected every day. Meow, Mr. Doug and Mr. Goff
It’s time to come here more often, and you’re getting older now, meow.”
Compared with the reckless and unlucky transvestite in the real version, her role in the bar is slightly different, and her temperament is naturally different. The fantasy version in front of her is more shrewd and capable, and she is good at dancing.
As soon as I finished thinking about it, the little transvestite, who seemed to have grown a lot, screamed with a meow and gave us a flat fall.
It's very real, at least in terms of misfortune, he is exactly the same. He is a strong player who can compete with me for the throne of Tragedy Emperor.
Everyone around her burst out with good-natured laughter. They seemed to be used to this scene. I wonder if there was some secret agreement. No one helped her up. Feini herself was not pretentious. As soon as she fell down, she covered her face with her hands.
Red Nose stood up and smiled sheepishly at everyone.
This brash girl's cuteness and cuteness are in huge contrast to her mature and capable coquettish tone just now.
Then I seemed to see several guests, and the little figures on their heads jumped from the unsteady neutral position into the pit of Fenni fans.
"Ahem...ahem, hey, this customer is very unfamiliar to me. Is this your first time visiting me?" In order to cover up her embarrassment, the little transvestite rolled her eyes and landed on me.
"Introducing a new guest to you." Lar smiled brightly.
"Single cat?"
"Married."
"Ah." Feini shook her head in disappointment: "Obviously my dream is to make the bar a place for lovers to meet, but why in the end are all the married alcoholic uncles there?"
"Ah, I didn't mean you, meow. Of course, if you are an alcoholic, just pretend I didn't say meow."
"It's okay, it's true. I don't drink much, but you can think of me as Uncle Juice." I let it go. It seemed that communicating with Feini like this was not interesting.
"The guest is really interesting and very nice. I have decided to give you a free meal today."
"Hey, does that include us?" Gott pointed at himself excitedly.
"I'm sorry, our store is small and the profits are small. Mr. Gott, please pay for it at your own expense."
The all-rounded Fini quickly became involved with her brothers and did not neglect the guests around her. From time to time she would exchange a few words, which would arouse laughter and laughter, as if she was a pampered person.
"I don't know why, even though this is my first time meeting Mr. Wu, I always feel so familiar. Could it be that Mr. Wu and I are particularly destined?"
Finny's eyes fell on me again.
To be continued...