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Little Nizi stood on tiptoe and walked around me a few times inexplicably, looking up and down as if she was looking at some rare animal.

"I feel like Brother Wu... there is something different today."

"What's the difference?" Now that things have happened, I won't be frightened by this illusion. Anyway, it will work out no matter what. There is nothing to be afraid of anymore.

"This." As soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Nizi's hand fell on the mobile phone hanging on my chest, smiling cutely.

"One more dog tag."

Hey, hey, that’s too much, even though I’m complaining about myself in the same way.

"Did you get lost again yesterday?" she asked.

"Ms. Linya, I solemnly request you to use a more appropriate term. It should be said that last night I had a sudden idea and took a spontaneous trip."

"Where have you gone?"

Under the gaze of those wise eyes, I cannot lie.

"Black Internet cafe."

"Oh, Brother Wu's trip is surprisingly simple."

"You misunderstood again. I am here to seek justice and expose a smoky place that operates without a license. I have made a certain contribution to the physical and mental health of young people."

"Did you really run away with Alice?"

"No, Miss Linya, I have made it very clear, why do you have such an idea? Why do you think I will elope with Alice?"

"A woman's instinct, of course, might be to elope for a day or two. After all, Brother Wu still can't live without Vilas."

"To this day, I don't know how much your words have insulted me."

I rubbed my temples with a headache. I misunderstood that it was just a matter of eloping with my sister-in-law. It was actually two days a day. Am I playing house? The statement that I couldn't live without Willas was even more outrageous. It sounded like I was a girl.

A puppy tightly tied by Willas's heart, I, the most dignified man in the Southern Dynasty, can't live without a mere woman?

ah?!!

Woof woof, yes, okay, I accept your insult.

"Stop making trouble, it's time to get down to business."

"This is not like what Brother Wu would say. Didn't he complain more vigorously before?" Xiao Nizi looked suspicious and hummed, this question was asked well, and she finally got into my rhythm.

"It's time for me to confess something to you now, Linya."

"Uh-huh."

"Be serious!"

"As you command!"

"Well, actually, I... lost my memory last night."

"Uh-huh."

"No, could you give me a little more expression?"

“I knew it the first time I saw Brother Wu’s dog tag.”

"So this is a custom?!" I rubbed my temples again. I thought I had reconciled with Po Huanjing, but in fact I didn't. I was still too connected.

"Now that you know, you still ask?"

"Because Brother Wu's explanation is different every time. Isn't this interesting?"

"I think amnesia is not a trivial matter. As a friend, you should be more concerned about my physical and mental health and listen to my worries and anxieties."

"Okay, okay, Brother Wu's biggest advantage is that he is an optimist, so there will be no problem."

"Asshole, I really want to forget you too."

"This is not okay. I have always been in charge of the accounts. If you forget that Brother Wu will go bankrupt."

"..."

What a real answer, why do I have to face the cruelty and beatings of real society even in my dreams?

"Having been my childhood sweetheart for so many years, do you really have nothing to say to comfort me?"

Linya tilted her head and thought for a moment, then gave me a pertinent suggestion.

"Uh... next time you lose your memory, remember to take Alice with you."

"So you want to suppress the idea of ​​eloping with my sister-in-law no matter what, right?"

"Brother Wu, it's getting late, we should get down to business."

Hiss~ I took a breath of air, what a brilliant illusion, he actually used my spear to break my shield.

Forget it, I originally wanted to get some useful information from Linya, but it seems that there is little hope. Maybe the social relationship settings around me are so simple and unpretentious?

She had nothing but money and a wife, and she was like a sister-in-law.

Of course, it’s not like I gained nothing. At least I know one thing. If I leave Linya, I will go bankrupt.

"Okay, let's get down to business. What are our plans for today?"

"Let's take a walk around."

"Just strolling around?"

"Well, I'll just go shopping. It's the same as usual. After all, Brother Wu has average abilities, but he is very good at being a hands-off shopkeeper."

"I accept your compliment." Well, it's me.

"However, since Brother Wu has lost his memory, I'd better explain in a little more detail what I'm going to do today."

"Actually, you can just pretend that I haven't lost my memory." I looked like you don't need to find it troublesome, and quickly entered into my own role setting. As expected of me!

"Obviously I have already prepared my speech, can you please ask Brother Wu to lose his memory?" Linya was smiling, but her eyes were not smiling. It was so scary. If she shook her head, what was waiting for me might not be physical amnesia.

"As you wish."

"Okay, I'll start explaining now. The first is the monthly dividends of the paper mill."

"Wait, I have a question."

Linya took out a pair of dark red half-rimmed glasses from her bag and put them on, then took out a small pen and a ledger, and glanced at me through the rims of her glasses with clear sky-blue eyes.

"What's wrong, Brother Wu, please continue talking. What's the problem?"

"Oh...Okay." I secretly thought about it. After I go back, I will get a pair of half-rim glasses for the real Linya to wear.

So beautiful and sexy, my Linya-chan.

"Well, the question is, why should the paper mill pay dividends to me? Who am I?"

"It seems that the amnesia is quite complete this time."

"Yes, very thorough, to the point where I almost forgot about you."

"I'm a little curious. If the amnesia is more serious, will Brother Wu forget me first or Willas?" Linya asked in a joking tone.

"..."

It’s such a refreshing morning, why is it that I’m giving you a proposition as soon as I arrive? This is indeed a world with supernatural elements added to it, right?

"Without Vilas, I will starve to death, without Linya, I will starve to death too."

"Brother Wu is always very witty at critical moments." Linya looked at me with a smile, and a strange reflection flashed through her lenses.

"So, what if Alice is gone?"

"..."

"Okay, okay, I won't embarrass Brother Wu anymore."

No, wait, don’t say it, it seems that you have already reached the conclusion. Alice’s status is equally important as that of Willas and you. It looks like I might run away with my sister-in-law at any time!

Although this is indeed the case in reality, according to the setting of this fantasy-breaking world, I will definitely abide by the law!

To put it another way, at least you have to immigrate first, right?!

"Brother Ang's question just now, the answer is that the paper mill used Brother Ang's land."

"I thought it was using my skills."

"It would be terrible if we use Brother Wu's technology."

"No...it's not that bad."

"Maybe there will be many Alices produced."

"..."

Why is this little girl so resentful of the little ghost? I have to carefully observe the interaction between Linya and the little ghost after I go back.

Wait, now that I am complaining that Linya's eyes are sky blue, which does not match my characteristics of the Chinese race, isn't it already a little too late?
To be continued...