Chapter 401 Teaching(2/2)
"Okay... okay." With absolutely no room for retort, I could only agree with difficulty. Hey, honeymoon, it's less than a month, it's not even a "honeymoon", you bastard!! (Strong words)
When I went back, I talked about this with Sarah and Vilas. Naturally, they were reluctant to part with it, but fortunately, they had something to look forward to this time. It was only for a month. Compared with the past, I went back every few months or even half a year.
It's already much better.
So, on the night when I decided to leave the place the next day, Vilas mysteriously told me that I would sleep with two people tonight. I was shocked, could this be the legendary threesome route? At this time,
If I choose yes, I will definitely be despised by the masses as a beast, but if I choose no, I will be worse than a beast. However, Willas, who has always been unable to let go in bed, why would she suddenly make such an open suggestion?
Just when I was imagining things and was in a dilemma, Veras held one hand in each hand and brought the twin little angels over with a smile. The two little angels immediately opened their hands when they saw me.
Like a dog, they jumped into my arms one on the left and the other on the right. Then, with a word from Willas, I was thrown into the street in a state of confusion.
"Sir, please take Silus and Aikolu to sleep with you today."
"Long live. Ecolu wants to sleep with daddy."
The lively Ecolu immediately cheered, while Sirus lowered her head shyly, but her little hands around my neck tightened.
"..."
So...that's it, I said how could Vilas say such a thing, and I started thinking wildly before I could figure out the situation. At this moment, my life, Wu Fan, fell into bottomless darkness.
But speaking of it, it’s not surprising that Willas would make such a suggestion. In the nearly one month after I got married to Sarah, I mostly stayed with Sarah, occasionally “bullying” Willas, and then left the twins in the cold.
Not to mention sleeping together, even spending time playing with them on weekdays has almost no impression. Failure, I am such a failure as a father. I actually got carried away because of my marriage. I left my precious daughter in the cold.
"Silusi, Aikolu. Don't forget to take a shower before going to bed. The water has been boiled." Vilas' gentle voice full of motherly love came from the kitchen.
"knew."
The two little angels kissed me on the face, jumped down with a snap, and rushed in the direction of Vilas like two lively puppies. Just as I watched them leave with a smile, Ecolu suddenly
He stopped, turned around and waved to me, smiling longingly.
"Dad, please wash with us too."
"cough--"
His smile suddenly turned into a cough, and he made a big cross to Aikelu in her extremely disappointed eyes. This was the same as calling me mom, which was something that I absolutely could not agree to.
Having said that, it probably has something to do with living conditions. Children in the dark world are really late bloomers. It’s not like the original world where little kids who were only 7 or 8 years old understood everything.
But even so, in a year and a half at most, I can no longer agree to sleep with Sirus and the others, otherwise I may rise from the level of a loving father to a beast in the eyes of others.
Soon, after taking a shower, two little angels wearing only snow-white pajamas came flying over and threw their fragrantly washed bodies onto the bed. Hey, let me think about it, I have to give it to them today.
What story should we tell? Snow White? I’ve told it before; Princess and the Pea? I’ve told it too; Mermaid Princess? It’s too sad, not good; Princess Princess? Day! Which mysterious voice just said this in my head? I want to
Do I want my precious daughter to become a fujoshi? Forget it, let’s tell them my original dark version of the little sister princess...
The next night, after running all the way, I finally arrived at the elf teleportation station closest to the Skinned Forest, and then teleported to the closest elf teleportation station to Old Man Galen, that is, near the small village where the little elf loli was severely beaten.
I stayed for one night, but to my surprise, the little lolita seemed to recognize me and pounced on me with a cute pink smile. I quickly found an excuse to leave. I would like to advise all lolita fans in the world to
Sentence, cherish life and stay away from lolita.
Early in the morning on the third day, after going through all kinds of hardships, Old Man Galen's smoky house appeared in the old forest of the mountains. In my sight, there was really a fresh and refined feeling far away from the world, but I didn't appreciate it after studying it.
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When I got close to the ground, I found that this old man Galen, who seemed to be an expert, was sitting on the old tree stump outside the house. He rolled up his sleeves and ate noodles in an imageless mouth. When he saw Xiaoxue rushing towards this side at an extremely fast speed, he
He quickly pulled down his sleeves and put on the air of a master who was sitting upright. His movements when eating noodles were more graceful and slow than when eating Western food. At first glance, it seemed that he was not eating noodles, but eating lonely.
"Hey, old man, I'm back."
From a distance, I gave Galen a meaningful smile. If Akara hadn't flattered him that he was a master, based on his behavior just now, I would definitely classify him as a liar.
"You kid, why are you back again?"
Galen shook his head helplessly, put down the chopsticks and ocean bowl in his hands, wiped his mouth and asked.
"Of course, you promised to teach me a few tricks, but you haven't fulfilled your promise yet." I ran straight into the kitchen with a smile. After rummaging through the cabinets for a while, I took out a bowl of noodles and started eating them. When I came in the morning
Haven't had time to eat yet.
"Old man, snoring, snoring, when are you going to teach me? There's a fuss -" I asked while sucking the noodles in an imageless manner. Well, the taste is just so-so. If I had known, I would have brought Princess Sanwu here.
"Not today, we have research, let's start tomorrow."
Seeing that he was about to fall into a breakfast crisis, Gallon ignored his expert demeanor and started to eat the noodles again. The whole family ate and drank, and soon Gallon ate all the noodles that Gallon had prepared for the day.
The bottom of the pot is upside down.
"You are responsible for the next three meals, and don't disturb me if you have nothing to do." Old Galen touched his stomach, left a "severe word", and then turned to his room, wondering what he was doing.
Early the next morning, old man Galen arrived and kept his promise. He didn't make me wait in vain. After breakfast, we were in a small clearing in a forest.
"Hey, can't you take pity on me, an old man, and make something a little lighter?" Old man Galen opposite shook his head and sighed, obviously speechless to me, a guy who only knows how to make barbecue and stew soup.
"No problem. As long as you are willing to teach me well, I can let you try other dishes that I am good at."
I raised my eyebrows and said with a smile, in fact, apart from these two things, I don’t know what else to do. I can only ask the little ghost in the necklace who claims to be omnipotent, the little saint, to take a look. I remember that most time-travelers don’t have big heads.
Is my cooking skills even enough to attract many beauties? Am I the most miserable among all the time-travelers?
"Actually, I'm not very good at combat. Akala must have told you that it's best to learn experience and skills by yourself in combat. Others' teachings are always inferior. It doesn't matter, there are old bones and old bones.
It’s impossible to teach you the benefits of bones, but I can still point you in a few directions.”
Saying this, Old Man Gallen thought for a while.
"Boy Wu, how do you think our druid transformations, bear and werewolf, should be used to maximize their combat power?"
I thought for a while and shook my head. This question was too broad. A hundred druids might have a hundred answers, and all of them might be correct.
As if he didn't expect me to say what he was thinking, Old Man Galen continued.
"In my opinion, the first thing is the bear transformation. The bear transformation has both disadvantages and advantages. The advantages are high attack, strong defense, great strength, and strong body. The disadvantages are slow speed and low accuracy, right?
"Seeing me nodding, Galen smiled faintly.
"Therefore, to give full play to the advantages of bear transformation, in my opinion, the foundation lies in a word of stability, which cannot be messed up. It can be said that bears are more patient and sharp than werewolves, and they must not be irritable. For example,
Facing a speed assassin of the same level, how will you react when you are in the state of bear transformation? Will you definitely not be able to win in the bear transformation? Not necessarily, as long as you can play a stable role, now, I
Let me tell you about this technique."
Saying this, Galen spread his legs slightly, assuming a defensive posture, and then waved to me.
"Boy, come here and use your bear transformation to push me. Remember to push, but don't attack. My old bones can't withstand your palm."
Seeing the movements of old man Galen, I was sweating in my heart. Could it be that he wanted to teach me the Kung Fu of the original world? It’s really weird these days. Others who traveled through time taught Kung Fu to people in other worlds. I
Time travel is the other way around, allowing people from another world to teach kung fu.
Thinking like this, I didn't dare to neglect at all. After transforming into a bear, I took a few steps forward, put my palms on Gallon's shoulders, and pushed hard. As expected, Gallon at this time was like a hill.
The ground cannot be pushed at all.
But what horrified me was that although I couldn't tell what the level of old man Gallen was, nor how strong he was, I could feel the strength he used to resist my push.
Less than one-tenth of mine, how is this possible? Although I haven’t practiced the lower body kung fu very much, I can be considered a half master now. I also understand some rules of strength, and I know how to do the best lower body kung fu.
It was impossible to withstand such a disparity in strength. Even though I was exhausted, I didn't lift him up.
After letting me experience it for a while, Gallon took back his steps and began to explain the use of this technique to me. It turned out that this was indeed not the so-called hand-holding skill, but a technique of using force. If Gallon just described it as a metaphor
If he grows into a towering ancient tree, then his power has turned into roots and stems, connecting the entire earth. Lifting him is equivalent to uprooting the entire land under his feet, which is of course not easy.
This skill is really easy to use, especially when faced with knockback skills, it can probably frustrate the opponent. However, what does it have to do with the bearman's combat skills? I'm still waiting for Old Man Galen to explain this in detail.
"Defense and counterattack, idiot." Gallen said angrily.
"Although the Bear Man has strong strength and high defense, it is not easy to hit the enemy. In this case, just wait for the opponent to attack first. No matter how high the agility is, the opponent will pause slightly after each attack, and this moment is
The best opportunity to counterattack. However, it backfires. The opponent will have a slight pause after attacking, and the attacked party will also pause briefly when the body is attacked. The word stabilization technique I just taught you, to put it bluntly, is to reduce
Use the pause time after you are attacked, and then use the pause time after the opponent's attack to counterattack, do you understand?"
I nodded in realization.
"However, this technique is not without its shortcomings. It must be used according to the time and local conditions. Therefore, the key is not to master this technique, but how to best use it."
Chapter completed!