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"Brother Wu, what's wrong with you? Why did you come here when the banquet has already started? Moreover, you don't look well and your steps are a little weak. Did you not get enough rest?"

When I sneaked back home, the banquet had already begun. The Gorilla was hiding humbly in the corner, enjoying a bite of barbecue, a bite of banana, and a bite of wine. Without Sister Lina watching, I felt very happy, free, and indulgent.

It came gradually, and I was about to enter the first form of the orangutan beast, rubbing the pineapple. At this time, the sharp five senses from the beast made him discover me for the first time.

"Hold it up." I gave up and pretended to be listless, but my mind was spinning at a high speed. This orangutan was easy to deal with, and I could fool him with any excuse I wanted, and I could even trick him into helping me.

Testify together.

"Actually, it's like this. You also know that my beloved sword was cut off."

"Puh ha ha ha ha ha ha...puff huh." The gorilla turned his head quickly with a gloating face and spit out a mouthful of wine. When he turned back, his square face with official authority became heavy and solemn.

, mourn.

"This is really bad news. Oh, dear brother Wu, please forgive me and accept the change. You must believe that tomorrow will be better."

"Oh, really?" This orangutan's acting skills are also at the orangutan level. I said with a cold face. If this thing wasn't still valuable, I would do something today to make myself feel better tomorrow.

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"Yes, yes, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come." Gorilla Gorilla felt that he had passed the test, and it seemed that the fire was not enough. He nodded vigorously, his eyes suddenly became melancholy and vicissitudes, and he slowly looked at the endless

against the dark night sky, his voice was low and hoarse.

"In fact, I can understand how you feel now, because I almost lost it, and almost lost my most beloved [sword]."

"Oh?" Looking at the gorilla looking sad and reminiscing, it didn't seem like he was cheating. My curiosity arose. Could it be that behind every funny character, there really is a mysterious past that is hard to look back on?

"Was that 30 years ago or 50 years ago? It's been so long that I can't remember clearly. The most profound memory is that one dangerous night in a snowstorm, our team encountered an unprecedented fierce battle.

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When Gaut said this, he seemed to have an unbearable shudder, his face turned pale, and his expression was as stiff as if he had encountered the snowstorm he mentioned.

"Faced with a steady stream of enemies, Lina and I fought bloody battles. The corpses of monsters and teammates were constantly stacked together, drowning our ankles, the light of swords and snowflakes, blood and howling, strong wind and roar, exhaustion and chaos, and

The darkness is mixed together, and it is no longer possible to tell who is who..."

I imagined that scene in my mind, and I couldn't help but shudder. It was indeed a dangerous situation within a dangerous situation.

But... wait, something feels wrong?

Are you sure it's a corpse that reaches the ankles? It's not blood? What kind of monster's corpse can be so small, stacked on top of each other, and only reach the ankles? Forgive me for being ignorant after more than 20 years of experience, I have never heard of it, and I have never seen it.

Or are you fighting an army of mosquitoes? Are your teammates flies?

In addition, weren’t your teammates back then having a good time in the third world? Why did they suddenly become heroic when they came to your mouth?

"At this moment!" Gorilla gorilla was fully engrossed in the story he was describing. He yelled and his body shook like a sieve.

"I turned around and glanced at Lina, who was covered in blood, and showed a gentle smile."

I feel that if the battle is as intense as you said, the enemy will have already taken your dog's head the moment you look back, and your gentle smile will be frozen and placed in the photo frame.

"An extremely firm belief emerged in my heart - even if I die, I must protect Lina."

At first glance, this seems to have no problem, but if you think about it carefully, the problem is very big. The little ghost is super cute, but the ghost gorilla should forget it, become a Buddha as soon as possible, and let Sister Lina remarry.

"So I took off my armor."

This short sentence made me think for a full five seconds before I came back to my senses - because Gorilla stripping off his clothes has become common sense in everyone's eyes. When I heard this, I almost fell into the trap of common sense.

I found a loophole and felt that there was nothing wrong with this sentence.

So you faced a fierce battle with a powerful enemy and took off your armor?

"Yes!" The Gothic Gorilla showed a determined look and clenched his fists: "I will use my long-practiced special kill to perish together with the enemy!"

He was obviously talking about the past, but my eyes widened in shock, and I suddenly discovered that his shirt was really missing! I don’t know when he took it off!

"So what does your sure-kill have to do with taking off your clothes?" I couldn't help but ask.

After looking into each other's eyes for a few seconds, his brain seemed to have restarted. He clenched his fists again, showing a look of determination: "I will use my long-practiced special kill to die together with the enemy!"

"So what does this have to do with taking off your clothes!!"

"I will use my long-practiced sure-kill skills to perish together with the enemy!"

"..."

I gave up, I gave in, I was abrupt, please continue.

"At this moment, Lina discovered my heroic act."

It's okay to praise yourself for your bravery, but do you still have to burn incense to yourself during Qingming Festival?

"No!! Gott!! She yelled so pitifully."

"However, it was already too late. The gears of fate began to turn, and no one could stop it."

"Yes, the gears of fate have begun to turn, and everything is already too late... No, wait, is it too late? Is that so? Is that really the case? Then why can I still stand here? It's strange, right? Now

Who was I then? Who was I then?"

An unexpectedly inserted program conversation suddenly caused Gott to become confused, his eyes straightened, his head held in his hands, and he fell into severe self-doubt.

This kid is as smart as a 300-pound gorilla.

"It's like this. As soon as the gears of fate started turning, the chain broke and couldn't turn anymore. So suddenly it was not too late."

"That's it." Gaut clapped his hands and suddenly realized that his split personality had returned.

Maybe it would be better not to return?

"But why did the chain suddenly break?"

"Who knows? Maybe God's hand is stronger."

"Yes, yes, it is God after all." Gott crossed his arms and nodded, with an expected expression.

This topic has all come to the M78 Nebula.

"I will use my long-practiced sure-kill skills to perish together with the enemy!!"

Suddenly the topic came back, and it seemed that Gott's brain had restarted again.

"Then Sister Lina sadly shouted 'No, Gott', right?"

"That's true, but how did you know, Brother Wu?" Gorilla's face was confused, and I remained silent.

"Forget it, right after, Lina stretched out her hand to me."

"She grabbed you?"

"no."

"She pushed you away hard?"

"No, we were quite far apart at that time. After all, she was a mage." After saying so much, it felt like Gaut finally said something that was within the scope of common sense.

To describe it simply, he finally said something human.

"So what happened?"

"Lina said three words in a breathless voice."

"you jump I Jump?"

"No, no, no, these are four words, right?"

"No, no, no, it's three words, right?"

"..."

"..."

"Forget it, the number of words is not important, what is important is the content."

"That's right, so what exactly did she say?"

Gaut looked at the sky at 45 degrees, and a drop of crystal tears traced a sad trajectory like a meteor on his dark and determined profile.

"Ice-point-pillar-"

"She helped you defeat the enemy." I exclaimed, not realizing the seriousness of the problem at this time.

"No." Gott turned his head, his unstoppable tears streaming down his face like countless falling meteors.

"She tackled me."

"..."

"Moreover, there is a vague sound of breaking in my body..." At this point, Gaut burst into tears, covering his face and crying bitterly.

Ah, that's it. I subconsciously crossed my legs in sympathy and thought, I finally got the question perfect.

"Wait, no, why does this plot sound familiar?"

"Hey, is there something wrong?"
To be continued...