Chapter 396 Akala’s Request

"Dear Wu, last time you brought us a lot of 'good gifts' from Lu Gaoyin. We thought it was appropriate to reciprocate, so we bought some gifts before we came back. You can't It’s a waste of our good intentions.”

Saying this, Lal laughed arrogantly. Not only him, Doug and Geoff also moved to sit on either side of me, completely blocking my retreat. Then, the three old weasels came to me. The rooster said New Year's greetings, and took out a lot of things from the inventory with a crooked smile.

For example, bread, jam bread, jam bread with strange shapes, jam bread with subtle taste...

Sorry, wasn't it the last time I came back from Lu Gaoyin that I tricked them with bread? How come I still can't forget it now? My whole heart is not as big as my asshole. It's not like men, especially you, Lal, who are so innocent. In front of your daughter and virtuous wife, is it okay to expose your vengeful character?

"Well, it's not good. It's not like I've never been to Lu Gaoyin. Besides, I don't like eating bread very much."

I coughed a few times and looked around at the hill-like pile of bread in front of me. Uh, is it an illusion? Some of the bread seems to be moving and crawling around on the table. If you eat them all, you will die. , even those who change jobs will die.

"How can this be done? Of course, we won't be so cruel. Three, at least three, just pick three from here and eat them."

Three? A naked act of revenge. I looked around and found that there were no three better breads in this pile of bread. No matter which one you picked up, you would think, "Should I pick another one?" Let’s see if we can find safer bread there”.

Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust. Originally, I wanted to let the three of you hang out for a few more days and experience the joy of living. Since this is the case, there is no other way...

"Okay, I'll just eat it, but..."

Hearing what I said, the faces of the three of them were filled with the joy of getting revenge. But they were soon discouraged by my protracted "but".

"I'm going to Kurast this time. Do you know Kurast? You haven't been there, right? It just so happens that I also brought back a lot of good things from there. I'm sure you haven't seen them. Let's exchange them. This way we can Okay."

As soon as I finished saying this, the three old men immediately started to tremble in a very inconspicuous manner. Lal swallowed his saliva and pointed at me tremblingly, and said in a stern voice: "You want to lie to us again this time? There is no way."

"What are you talking about? How could I be the kind of person who puts my brothers in danger? Even if you don't believe me, you still have the character to believe me." It was obvious that my words were BSed by three people at the same time.

"The gift I brought back this time is..."

As I said that, I raised my hand and raised a basket high. It was an exquisite basket made of flexible rattan. It contained gray mushrooms of similar size. They were arranged neatly, round and cute. Decorated with a few small ribbons and flowers, the first impression is that it is a high-end product bought from a boutique, and the packaging alone is worth a lot of money.

"Mushrooms? Haha - this is also considered a specialty of Kurast, something you can buy in Rogge's camp, hahaha -"

When the three of them discovered that it contained mushrooms, Lal immediately laughed wildly. In his opinion, it was like giving a piece of beautifully packaged pork to the owner of a pig farm.

"This is no ordinary mushroom, it is a mushroom that can only grow in Kurast." I said inscrutably.

"It's probably a poisonous mushroom after all."

Doug's big mouth also has the advantage of being a big mouth, that is, if he talks too much, he will always be able to deceive some people.

"etc."

Just when I was about to open my mouth to argue, Lal suddenly waved his hand and interrupted everyone. At this moment, he lowered his head. His strong body seemed to be infinitely magnified in our eyes. He exuded a kind of energy that could only be seen in

Only great master-level figures who have achieved unparalleled results in a certain field will exude an oppressive aura of strong confidence.

"Wu. Do you know what I was called when I was a child?" Lal lowered his head and asked steadily and forcefully, with an irresistible majesty in his voice.

"I don't know." I was momentarily stunned by Lar's inexplicable aura, and shook my head blankly.

"When I was young, my family was very poor, so as a young and sensible person, I often went out to pick edible things such as wild vegetables and mushrooms, so that the precarious family would not collapse. Over time..."

Having said this, he suddenly raised his head and glanced at us with a serious look. No one dared to look at us. He nodded with satisfaction, took out a mushroom from the basket, and suddenly jumped

He went to the table, raised the mushroom high, and made a "I am a superman" gesture.

"Over time, people nearby began to call me a prairie man! A son of the big forest! A little boy picking mushrooms!!!"

"Oh! Brother, good job."

Doug and Geoff applauded one after another, and even little Sarah couldn't help but jump for joy. Her big crimson eyes blinked with water, and she cast her admiring gaze on her father without hesitation.

Lar's face on the table became more and more proud, and his posture became more upright.

"therefore--"

Saying this, Lal reluctantly took back his majestic posture of "looking like a god descending to earth", placed the mushroom in front of his eyes, played with it up and down and observed it for a while, sniffed it with his nose, and licked it, and then

Announce loudly.

"Based on years of experience and these piercing eyes, I swear in the name of grandpa, these mushrooms -"

My heart immediately jumped up. It was a miscalculation. It was such a miscalculation. I didn’t expect that this guy Lal was hiding his secrets. This time, I really hit the point of a gun.

“Not poisonous!!”

With a bang, I fell to the ground.

"Wu, I didn't expect you really didn't lie to us this time. We misunderstood you. I'm so sorry." The three of them held my hand with tears in their eyes and apologized for their suspicion just now.

"Nothing, nothing. If you really want to apologize, how about forgetting these breads?" I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and replied with a smile.

"No, one size equals one size, you still have to eat." The three of them refused in unison.

Damn it, these three bastards.

"Since Wu Yuan brought us a gift from thousands of miles away, it would be unreasonable not to eat it. Come, let you guys see my unique skills."

Seeing a basket of round and cute mushrooms, Lal almost drooled. Lu Gao, a paladin born and raised in the grassland, could not endure the lack of vegetables and fruits. Although Doug and Geoff preferred to eat meat, they saw that

Fresh and delicious mushrooms were placed in front of them one by one, and they couldn't help but nod their heads. So the three old men walked out the door carrying a basket of mushrooms, not forgetting to greet Willas, Sarah and Princess Sanwu.

Also go and taste your own craftsmanship.

"Remember to eat bread." Before going out, Laryu never forgot to turn around and remind me.

Then, I took Willas and Sarah's hands, shook my head, and signaled them not to follow. As for Princess Sanwu, she would never touch those mushrooms unless her brain suddenly short-circuited.

So, a few of us sat like this, like watching TV, watching the three sticks tinkering in the yard through the window, Geff lit a bonfire, and Lal got straight twigs from nowhere.

, skewered fresh mushrooms and meat pieces on top, sprinkled some seasonings, and placed them around the campfire. After everything was completed, three big men squatted next to them, staring at the bonfire as they were gradually cooked, exuding bursts of fragrance.

Mushroom meat skewers.

"That's it."

With a roar, Lal grabbed a bunch with one hand and put it into his mouth with all his strength. Doug and Goff were even more exaggerated. Due to their big size, they grabbed two bunches with one hand. They could eat half of them in one bite and their mouths were burned.

It's blowing, but it's delicious.

In less than a minute, more than a dozen skewers were swept away by three people. They patted their stomachs with unsatisfied intentions. Obviously, they had not eaten enough. However, it seemed that it didn't matter anymore. Soon, the three people fell in the yard like maggots.

He was still rolling on the ground, muttering constantly. After about ten minutes, his body straightened up and there was no movement.

"So, you have to be careful with things that don't look poisonous, you know?"

I kissed each of the stunned Salad and Vilas on their pretty faces, then destroyed all the bread on the table, took out the delicious fruits I brought back from Kurast, and shared them with everyone.

A few hours later, the three cops woke up one after another.

"I seem to have had a dream." Lal rubbed his head, looking confused. The barbarian brothers were also scratching their heads.

"Brother, there is still half a basket of mushrooms here, what should I do?" Doug asked.

"This mushroom tastes good. Keep it for dinner tonight." Lal said matter-of-factly, and Geff nodded.

The tragedy of these three guys seems to be continuing.

Early the next morning, I pulled away Willas' naked hands and feet that were wrapped around me like an octopus, kissed her peaceful and beautiful face while she was still asleep, and got dressed.

, walked out of the door, stretched, his eyes fell involuntarily on the two tender white sheep in the fence, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

In the morning on the grassland, the air is so good. After breathing for a few minutes, I feel that my body, mind and soul are full of vitality. The thin mist is blown by the breeze carrying the fragrance of flowers, and the slightly moist and refreshing feeling makes people feel refreshed.

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The residents of the camp usually get up very early to make a living. In the early morning, the fog has not completely dispersed. There are already many people coming and going on the street. Groups of cheerful patrol soldiers pass by in order and stop to talk to me.

The peaceful scene greeting people almost makes people forget the fact that this is a cruel world full of blood and killing.

When I approached Akara's tent, my steps slowed down. When I listened carefully, I heard there was a faint noise inside. Am I really the last one to come? I sighed, I couldn't escape anyway, so I simply quickened my pace again and took long strides.

He walked towards the tent.

As soon as you open the tent door, you are immediately greeted by two eyes, those of Akara and Kasha. Although Akara is blind, when she faces you, you will feel that she is being observed more intensely than ordinary people's eyes.

feel.

The other two elders, the miser Farah and the old bookworm Kane, did not pay attention to me. They looked at each other angrily like fighting cocks. The faint noise just now was the two of them arguing.

"What's wrong?" I poked Kasha.

"The miser's optimization of the remote teleportation array has been studied."

The old drunkard curled his lips and said, smelling of alcohol. If you drink alcohol early in the morning, you will die in a barrel sooner or later.

"This is a good thing. What are these two people arguing about?"

"The research has been done, but the question is how to use it. The miser suggested spreading it slowly and not in a hurry, but Kane wanted to popularize it early to reduce shipping costs. Let the price of paper come down, that's it." The old drunkard said

Yawning, this kind of thing didn't matter to her.

So that's it, I muttered secretly. I glanced at Akara, only to find that she was sitting there silently, drinking the refreshing water with a smile on her face, looking calm and composed.

"If speed becomes popular too fast, what will happen if all the adventurers know about it? If they are not allowed to use it, they will definitely be dissatisfied. If they are allowed to use it and run around, the whole world will be in chaos.

?”

Farah puffed his beard and glared at Kane, with a look of disdain like you're out of your mind.

"This is an issue with the operation of your Mages Guild. I didn't say that I wanted to publicize it. Why not come secretly? If your Mages Guild can't even hide this thing, then you might as well go home and plant sweet potatoes."
To be continued...